Inspired by the great Dornian Heresy of Aurelius Rex, here is an alternate timeline to the Warhammer 40000 universe, where Guilliman turned traitor instead of Horus, and led half the Legions in rebellion against the Emperor. The Index Astartes are done for all Legions. Now, the Times of Ending have begun ...

(EPILOGUE posted)Three months after the death of Kaworu, NERV and its people struggle to rebuild. The Children face new challenges, but for two of them the worse thing may just be each other. Amidst the pain and despair, outside events quickly spiral out of control.

The day after a nasty snowstorm leaves him snowed in, MC finds himself with an unexpected extra guest in his apartment, sending his poor brain spinning. All aboard the feels train! OC x Monika. No smut... for now. We rollin' again, lads!

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Enforcer Contract #CIL201009-6: Investigation of possible interdimensional threat: Type-D. This request has been jointly commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church and the Mage's Association. Contract Signed, Rin Tohsaka, Enforcer Unit 09.

Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...

Monika comes into the club sick and (Y/N) just ain't having that. A sweet, short, one-shot.

Major Spoilers for DDLC. "You kind of left her hanging this morning, you know?" ... "I-I changed my mind." or Maybe Sayori wasn't the only one being tampered with in Act 1.

Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.

It came as a complete surprise to the class when Aizawa announced to the class that they were have a bring your parent to school day. But when Izuku's mother falls ill on the morning of it, who is he supposed to take with him? Dad Might and other good stuff. Canonverse/canon divergence. Now with chapter 2!

Something in the shape of a man lies on the snow and bleeds.

Bakugo Katsuki's first day at his dream school U.A. should've been great. But instead he has to deal with the person he hates the most in the entire world. No, Not that Quirkless runt Deku. But his next door neighbor: Hanabatake Yoshiko.

Izuku does what Kacchan told him to do. At the same time, Ochaco, while preparing for the Entrance Exam, starts to dream of a kind boy with curly hair and green eyes. Imaginary or not, he was a nice boy. After knowing him, clues start to form, and Ochaco realizes this boy might actually be real. An IzuOcha, where Ochaco tries to save Deku from his biggest threat... himself.

Began years ago, before volume 2, and is very unfriendly to the canon, but it's kind of fun to write so here it is. I have no clue why it's so popular, I guess people just like Velvet. I like Velvet too. Be warned, each chapter is twice as awful as the one before it.

The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?

The bro adventures of bros doing bro things.

The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

When a mysterious young girl popped out of nowhere in his room, Jaune Arc's life is turn upside down. Now, he must deal with children from the future that claim to be his daughters! To make thing worse, there are more than one, and all of them are with different girls! Now, the young Arc must survived his 'daughters' onslaught as they try to match make their parents together.

An eldar Pathfinder finds herself hunting the same demonic prey as a Scout Sergeant, and they are forced to work together in order to accomplish their common goal and survive. But can they work together and keep their word, or will old grudges and personal daemons come to the surface? And what will they learn of each other? The Aurelia Crusade is over; the hunt for traitors isn't.

Jaune only had a ghost of a chance of surviving Initiation. Thus, he didn't. A little dying is no reason to give up his life's dream of becoming a Hunter, right? Even if 'life' is now a bit late... (Warning: morbid comedy. Literally.) (Now posting how it should have died.)

Not long after the Glorft's attempt to smash the Moon into the Earth, a mishap involving the Lunarians drops Coop and the others into Gensokyo. Buckle up, people; it's going to be a weird trip. ANNOUNCEMENT: Minor revisions made to the original story, and two Deleted Scenes have been posted. NOW the story's complete.

Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.

When Jaune Arc is feeling like the world is overwhelming him, a certain red-hooded girl comes to lend a hand- and possibly a heart. -Some Jaune x Ruby (Lancaster) friendship! And romance? Time will tell! Updates whenever another chapter gets done; Rated T for some language and romantic themes in the future maybe? (Begins at the end of Volume 1)

After Sergeant Thaddeus hears some forbidden knowledge from Captain Thule's vox, Sergeants Tarkus and Avitus are forced to re-tell one of the more bizarre events of the Dark Crusade to their young brother, while its plot brings back some of Cyrus' worst memories from Kaurava.

A woman on a mission is a powerful thing, and there are times you need every inch of power you can get. Especially if that mission involves taking care of a dorm full of students and their ex-hero skeleton of a teacher supervisor. It's a good thing she's damn good at her job of being a mom. (Or: Inko inadvertently takes over the 1A dorm building and absolutely no one minds.)

A strange anomaly causes the members of Team RWBY to find themselves in the midst of Earth's full-scale alien invasion with no way of returning to Remnant.

It has been five years since the horrors of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and Shirou Kotomine, Executor of the Church, is being sent to Shin Tokyo to oversee the area. When a series of happenstances cause him to find his birth family and a secret battle royale between alien babes, he decides to do what he does best. Let's just hope there's a city after he's done. An In Flight spin off.

Jaune tells Ren his side of the story of how a small accident with Ruby nearly led to an untimely death, and did lead to jumping out of perfectly good bullheads, shopping, and getting blown halfway across the harbor after being taken hostage by terrorists. And yet somehow he still doesn't realize the obvious. (One shot.)

There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)

It's not a river in Remnant, just the first stage of coming to terms. Jaune deals with the aftermath of Season 3. Not a fix-fic.

Ever wonder what the fall of Beacon's favorite fraudulent student-teacher would look like? Professor Jaune Arc knew it would be Yang's fault somehow... though he'd forget why soon enough. A gift-fic to Coeur Al'Alran and his story 'Professor Arc.'

As a robot, Curie knew all the mechanics of the human body. As a Synth discovering herself, she learns how her new emotions makes learning infinitely better.

Team JNPR wake up one morning to a slightly off kilter Jaune Arc. It turns out his parents are visiting. Joy...Oh wait-

A Hero's luck is a fickle thing, some might even call it Fate. It can save you from a fire where hundreds die, but it can also give you a reason to keep being a hero. Even if that means traveling back in time to prevent that fire from happening in the first place. "Okay seriously. When am I?" Prologue revised!

Jaune, Weiss, and an afternoon out.

It all started when a family emergency called Pyrrha back to Mistral for a couple of weeks. Wanting to uphold her promise to Jaune to train him, she called upon Weiss to be her substitute. Set after Volume 2.

In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.

Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)

A few quick Black Knight bits from my Tumblr, posted here for completion's sake.

Let me tell you a tale of a story never written- where Jaune Rose tended a beautiful garden he loved and resented, when Ruby Rose had her Fairy Tale Marriage that wasn't quite Happily Ever After, and in which Pyrrha Nikos was the spark that threatened to set it all ablaze by sharing a drink called loneliness. Complete.

After nearly a year of waiting for Jaune to make the first move in their relationship, Pyrrha becomes desperate for the comforting touch of someone she loves. How far will she go to achieve that goal?

Jaune have seven sisters. Here a few stories about how I imagine them interacting with their brother and creating chaos as they go.

For those of you who like eclectic collections of one-shots and/or my writing style, then this compilation is probably for you. Check inside for details. Updated each saturday, maybe more if I have the time:)

Most boyfriends dread meeting their girlfriend's father. But the one man lucky enough to date Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, is about to discover that there is someone else he should be much, much more worried about. One-shot

Jaune left Beacon for a SAHD life. It's not a step down by any means: Jaune may have failed to graduate as a Hunter, but he totally passes as a Stay At Home Dad. Behold the highest tier of manhood where badasses fear to tread: managing the home front. A series of shorts about Jaune and the lady of RWBY/JNPR that is the mother of his children. (Not a harem. Parallel fics on a theme)

We wander the infinite alternate realities through the Second Magic. Expect comedy.

Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Taylor triggers with a power to summon giant talking monoliths engaging in a never-ending cryptic conversation. Everything is as foretold.

When legends continue to walk centuries after they die, someone inevitably conceives an idea to, well, conceive. But how would that turn out? Just ask Emya Shiro, that lucky son of a witch.

The search for a famously elusive band brings two music lovers together in what might be the most eventful night of their lives. Based somewhat loosely off of Nick and Norah's infinite playlist. [Infinite Playlist AU]

Pyrrha has become frustrated in the past few weeks and Jaune is oblivous as always. Renora and Arkos. Short one shot in honor of /r/RWBY's ship week Thursday theme of Arkos

College isn't cheap; especially when you're learning how to save the world. Jaune Arc knows he's going to need some extra cash to make it through his second year at Beacon, so when a new coffee shop opens up in Vale, he jumps on the opportunity. Working under a powerful information broker though, he quickly learns there are easier ways to make money than making java.

Lelouch, long-lost prince, has been plotting his revenge on Britannia for years. But he's slowly realizing that his excuse for fighting has become more than just an excuse. Between his old anger and new purpose, which will he follow? AU, first person. [Dead]

Five protagonists meet for group therapy and find themselves joined by a new member. One-Shot.

How does a date to the movies go for Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos? Well, read the title. But, also read the story, for there are surprise guests joining them as well! Settle in for a one-shot about movies, bad dates, and more! Written for the monthly fan fiction contest over at /r/RWBY.

She doesn't know how it began, just when: right after the dance. Or was it even before that? She wasn't even sure. P.S. Pls notice me, Narutochaos22-senpai and The hotdog man-senpai! Update: The hotdog man-senpai noticed meeeeeee! Update 2: Narutochaos22-senpai noticed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Elves call death the Gift of Men, and their immortality is both a blessing and a curse. Legolas dreads the day when his mortal friends will have all passed, and left him alone to remember them. But true friendship never dies, and Legolas learns that although his friends must leave him, they have given him another gift: the Gift of Men.

How would a date go between Jaune Arc and Ruby Rose? Don't worry, the title doesn't give away too much. Written for a fan art/fan fic exchange over at /r/RWBY on Reddit. Set sail for fluff and comedy!

Things went differently during the night of the sealing. Ten years later, Naruto Uzumaki is at it again... One-shot.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

[Cancelled] Imagine a notebook that gave you the power to make any two people fall in love with each other: regardless of gender, race, or ideology. You can make enemies adore each other. Two shy people come closer. Friends become lovers. Blake finds such a notebook, the ShipNote, and with it becomes the Goddess of Matchmaking.

Reflecting upon a starry night, Ruby wonders what it would be like to have a boyfriend. Even if it's just for pretend.

When Naruto finds himself in the land of Drangleic every time he sleeps, it doesn't take long to realise it is horribly real. Unsure of why he goes there and struggling to progress in a world where death is an inconvenience, it will be a test for his will to succeed the likes of which the Academy Student has never faced before. He cannot come through the crucible unchanged.

Albus Dumbledore has no Boy-Who-Lived. What he does have is a headache, and two very odd children searching for a cure to a wasting illness in Hogwarts' library.

Jaune Arc, former Huntsman first class, is a mercenary hired by eco-terrorist organization AVAL led by Blake Belladonna. AVAL is determined to topple the reign of world destroying megacorporation, the Schnee Dust Power Company, and save the world of Remnant from the ruthlessness of the Schnee Family. Arriving by train, their mission is simple: blow up the Dust Reactor.

Only Yang would consider going to a stripclub as a team bonding exercise. Just a short one-shot.

During a party, Yang locks Weiss and Jaune in a closet for seven minutes. Whatever will they do?

When mating season rolls into Beacon Academy, things get a little complicated for our favorite group of hunters/huntresses-in-training...

:: Post-S02E06 One-Shot :: Jaune thinks he's okay. Nora thinks opposite. What follows is a bromance unlike any other.

Jaune is a compulsive shopper, always doing trying his hardest to get the best deals. When a limited time offer on eggs requires him to bring a significant other… how far will Jaune take Pyrrha for the sake of a coupon?

Months ago, he faced them. Night after night he managed to walk away. Now, one last time, Jaune Arc must walk through the doors at Freddy's before they close forever. At least he's not alone this time.

After getting shot down by Weiss, Jaune decides to go to the school dance with Pyrrha as a friend. This leads to the perfect set of ingredients for making a Jelly-Weiss Sandwich.

A lonely Yang visits Junior's night club on a Friday night and orders a 'Strawberry Sunrise' made by none other than the newest bartender… Jaune Arc. Based on an idea from IceBoi.

Jaune volunteers to help out the Beacon Times, the school newspaper, by doing an investigative article on a mysterious demon baker of delicious cheesecakes...

The Fourth Holy Grail War has begun. However, Angra Mainyu has decided to replace some of the Servants with more... interesting characters. Now, Servants, old and new, must battle for the Grail in a war unlike no other. Perhaps, for some, fate can be changed. Inspired by The Infamous Man's Fate: Zero Sense. (Now with its own page on TvTropes!)

The original version of Making Uzumaki.

Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)

Fight. Fight until there's not a single opponent left alive.

Based on a prompt. When Wall Maria fell, there were problems as a lot of people were suddenly crammed into a small place. A lot of people were desperate to get by. A story in which Eren, Mikasa and Armin turns to crime to make ends meet and accidentally became notorious.

The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe

When you battle a great foe, you will either triumph or be defeated... there is no middle ground. Louise would battle the storm, and win.

What if, instead of summoning a Servant that shared his values, who was selfless and wanted to protect people, who was a perfect match for him, Shirou had summoned a servant who was obsessive, self absorbed and psychotic? say Yuno Gasai.

A knight in shining armor doesn't have to be strong, or suave, or even in shining armor. He just has to be there when you need him most.

Kirito meets some old friends in a chance encounter. Now he and other familiar Sword Art Online players will have to band together as the guild Laughing Coffin, once a power that had been easy to deal with in SAO, becomes a threat out of game, too. Between reuniting with friends from the game, parental concern, everyday life and Asuna, will Kirito be able to deal with this threat?

Asuka and Shinji skip school on the very day that the 9th Angel attacks. The fallout from this action sets in motion a change of heart and direction for the two lonely Pilots. Enjoy... I hope! Rated M for language and lemony content. And a crap summary!

How is a world-famous surgeon supposed to fight in a war! With only a questionable kitsune at his side, Derek has his work cut out for him. Part of my F/E AU series.

[AU] A month into the death game, the SAO Case Victims Rescue Force recruits an unwilling member with a personal stake in the game to help unravel the life-or-death mysteries of the technology behind Sword Art Online. But when a daring rescue plan goes horribly wrong, time is running out—for her, and for every one of the players at Kayaba's mercy.

The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?

Archer had been summoned to the past just like he hoped, but apparently in a very different Holy Grail War. Saber isn't Arturia even if she looks the same, Lancer's got a bigger set of lungs, Rider has that weird helmet, Caster is just a kid, Assassin doesn't hide or use a sword, and Berserker likes taking enthusiastic walks through the woods. One-Shot inspired by The Infamous Man.

NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

Murumuru makes another booboo and causes damage to the Law of Causality and Effect. Now the fates of two worlds are intertwined and forced together into the Survival Game. With the new holders and new futures how will the game play out?

"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

On the run from the Association and Church, a chance encounter between Sion Eltnam Atlasia and Shirou Emiya changes their lives.

While the Domination swallows the Allies' remaining holdouts in New England, a Draka unit discovers something rather unwholesome.

'No no no no no no'. 'Can't run'. 'Always watches, no eyes'. 'Leave me alone'. 'Don't look... or it takes you'. 'Help me.' Shinji already knew all that. He knew it all too well. But there was never anyone there to help. Misato intends to change that. If she can.

Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?

What if Shirou had been raised by Old Man Henderson?

When the Draka make their final attack on a supine Europe, there's just one question they forget to ask. Where are the carriers?

While Batman searches for the Joker, Dexter Morgan starts cleaning up Gotham City in his own way.

Years after his parents survived Heaven's Feel, the son of Kayneth and Sola-Ui finds himself in a different sort of supernatural tournament. But can he survive superpowered alien females, scheming businessmen, and his own partner's urge to strangle him?

A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.

The world has been re-engineered to have winter, so Asuka drags Shinji coat shopping. Just a short WAFF oneshot. Y'know. For the feels.

The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?

Symbiosis noun , from Ancient Greek συμβίωσις sumbiōsis, "living together" : A close, prolonged association between two or more organisms of different species, regardless of benefit to the members.

On board a ship in the Sea of Japan, Kiritsugu Emiya and Kiri Nanaya come across a ceremony of violence. Edited for Fate/Extra CCC info.

All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'

As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...

Late one night in the Clock Tower, a frustrated Rin and a mildly amused Zelretch have a little chat. As the moon shines down, the Wizard Marshall weaves a tale for his prize pupil, of the greatest and most costly battle of his career...

Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.

Shanxi becomes the first human world since Earth to be invaded by hostile aliens. Outnumbered and reeling, the GDI troops dig in for war, hoping their trenches will not become their graves. The First Contact War, with GDI replacing the Systems Alliance.

Just a fluffy little Asuka/Shinji waff fic. And who wrote it? Really? This has to be a trick.

Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, is just looking for an escape from his latest set of enemies and happens to teleport into Equestria. Surely nothing could go wrong with that set-up.

New Year's Eve is a time of for fresh starts. This is exactly what happens for Shinji and Asuka, with a little help from Robert Burns and the juice of the barley. One shot, complete, M for underage drinking and slight teenage fooling around.

Hark, the herald angels sing...

Driven by an intense Warp storm, a Rogue Trader vessel finds itself crippled and stranded above a world no human has ever visited. The natives are friendly; can the visitors say the same? A Warhammer 40k/Friendship is Magic crossover. Yes, really

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

Skydancer is a horrible name for an earth pony. Equestria is a horrible place for Lieutenant Green, a lost human just trying to get home. How can a misnamed colt and a misplaced Soldier help each other when they don't even speak the same language?

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

Sometimes, we don't know what we have until we throw it all away. Oneshot.

A species without Paragons is one with a sad and terrible history. Humanity enters a very different First Contact War, and Mass Effect as you know it will change. Warning: this fic may make you rage and wish genocidal retributions against aliens.

One-shot. A magical girl's job is never, ever finished.

Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.

When a JumpShip from the Federated Suns suffers a misjump, the occupants find themselves over a planet at once alien and eerily familiar. Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle has uncovered a hidden secret which may challenge what she knows of Pony culture.

Stranded on a hostile, alien world, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash must depend on one another and a fellow alien castaway if they want to return home to Equestria.

Princess Celestia always loves to hear from Twilight Sparkle, but this time she's shared just a bit too much. The problem is, Twilight doesn't know what the hay she's talking about. Added a chapter 2 because I am apparently insane.

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

In the wake of Second Impact, a dying god seeks to prolong her life by joining with a mortal, but she gets more than she bargained for when she chooses Kyoko Zeppelin Soryu. Years later, however, Kyoko gets a second chance at life as a result.

The kiss shared between Shinji and Asuka ends up having an interesting side effect...

The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

They've grown distant in the years after Eden. A tragedy will bring them back together. TrainxEve, oneshot.

This is what happens if Shinji thinks. He should do it more often.

Now a collection of oneshots. Various encounters and viewpoints offering a glimpse of a True Renegade, the Butcher of Torfan, a man defined as "a Good man, but remember that Good isn't Nice and Nice isn't Good." On temporary but indefinite hiatus.

Even vermin have a story.

Pondering the approaching end of his life, Ten alights on a distant planet under siege from an unstoppable war machine. He proves once again that no war machine is unstoppable, but somehow war still marches on...

Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

While the Commander is away, the quarian will play. But what does a certain salarian have to say on the subject? TalixShepard

There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.

That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. Well, now it is the Strange Aeon, and the undying live again. The Evangelion Units may be able to face the Herald-entities, but what of the dangers within? Eva/Cthulhutech. Now complete; see Aeon Entelechy Evangelion for the rewrite.

Shepard and Tali before the suicide mission. Rated M for sexual content.

Railgun/Index-Oneshot. Mikoto finally learns the truth about Touma's ability. Or DOES she?

As Paris was to Troy, so was Sully to the Na'vi with his thoughtless actions, which have very dark consequences.

Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.

The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.

Yuko once said that the burden of taking a life is so heavy that it can crush a person, and one shinobi knows that better than anyone. Look out, hitsuzen: Uchiha Itachi has a wish. One-shot, spoilers for the Naruto manga.

If a Space Marine Captain with anger management issues was thrown into the Stargate Universe with a Battle Barge and 3 Companies of Marines what would happen? Mayhem that's what. Pre 13th Black Crusade and post Season 7. Book 1 of 3. Re-Mastered.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan. Discontinued as with any other naruto fics I started.

Seeing to the heart of matters – what would you do if you could read another’s heart? Use it against them, help them, or ignore them? The best of intentions can cause the worst results, and a person’s heart is the ultimate Pandora’s Box.

Love hurts. But it's all worth it when she smiles.

In the year 2020, the world is still reeling from Third Impact. The three unfinished MP EVAs have been completed, and Shinji and Asuka have been called to Berlin to pilot once again. But the new regime isn't the only one interested in the children...

Just a small class reunion for Fuyuki High alumni... that just happens to take place during the Fifth Holy Grail War.

[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...

Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/

Because being an Eva pilot just wasn't enough, fate causes Shinji to become stuck with an interstellar police officer named Birdy, who's on the trail of equally out of this world criminals. SERIOUSLY stuck. Evangelion/Birdy the Mighty crossover.

Mr Black fills in while Death is on vacation. Harry Potter/Discworld crossover. Mr Black borrowed from Rorschach's Blot with permission. Oneshot with omakes coming.

Madness rules in my domain. I interview the characters of Naruto and show them the unique perks about being popular in fanfictions...also, be warned...I may use some 4chan memes.

Shinji Ikari wasn't sent to his Uncle upon his mother's death, but to a very distant cousin named Coop who lives in the states. No one in Tokyo-3 will be ready for this Shinji! Oneshot

Another person that the SGC didn't recruit. Crossover.

I was bored and needed to blow off some steam. This was the result. One-shot. Crackish. Alucard really, really wants to kill a particular 'Authoress'. Contains Twilight bashing. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame. Simple as that. No pairings, just talk.

Everyone’s favourite blond Cylon has a series of unfortunate encounters… BSG¬Multipal

The Colonial Fleet and Rebel Cylons have finally made their way to Earth, only to find it a broken post-nuclear wasteland. Amidst the rubble and destruction one woman appears who offers them hope - and a fresh start. nBSG/SGA crossover. Oneshot. Rewrite.

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

Ami never did like sharing. But maybe, just this once... Ami, Ryuuji.

Lacing his hands through her hair, he lay in bed, thinking of just exactly how they came to be so close to one another, and realize, that perhaps love really is a peculiar thing. Ryuuji x Ami

In an attempt to boost the children's sync tests, Ritsuko carts the pilots off to a psychologist. Asuka is vainly against the idea, but slowly learns things about herself and the world around her. SxA and MxK pairing. Please R&R!

What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?

Just what do you do when you're immortal, anyway? LelouchXC.C. Fluff.

Essentially Gears of War vs Twilight, a popular romance novel. Combines Gears, F.E.A.R., and Splinter Cell. Tells the story of the men of Delta squad on a mission to neutralize the Cullen vampire clan.

25 years after the death of the 99th emperor of britannia, Zero is visited by the Gray witch. A one-shot... lengthened ending... no real pair but with hints of LLXCC and KSXEB

Post-episode 25 of R2. After the final act, there is always an epilogue for closure. Time can pass and seasons change, but Lelouch is Lelouch, and what he has done will remain.

After the end, Zero and Kallen have one final talk. Spoilers for Turn 25, implied Lelouch x Kallen.

Lelouch x C.C., Lelouch x Kallen. The sky is blue today. Spoilers for Turn 25.

The story goes on without him. //Lelouch, Kallen, and moving forward. Spoilers for series.//

It was the end. The end of yesterday and of today. It was Lelouch Lamperouge's masterpiece that he conducted with a smile to welcome tomorrow. One-shot/drabble spoilers up to R2 25

From Genin to ANBU Captain to... Jounin? And now he has to deal with ONLY women! Watch Naruto as he grows into a mature Shinobi... Chapter 6 is up!

Maybe Zero's meeting with his secret lover?" The Black Knights discuss their leader's absence.

Another oneshot from the "What if Shirou was raised by..." series on Beast Lair. Servants vs Arm Slaves! Do you really need any more information?

Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin

What really happened when Cedric, Fleur, Krum, and Harry went into the maze... Did Cedric really die? Did Voldemort really rise from the dead? Come closer and see for yourself! Parody/Humor. Totally AU

Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...

Demons exist, there are more than just nine, and they have a master… “Minato was a fool for trusting them…and he paid for it.” the Yondaime said. -AU- -OneShot- -No pairings-

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

While alive, many believe that Time will heal all wounds. In Death, you will get the chance to meet all those that you love that have passed away before you did. For one man, neither of these sayings are true. This is his story. Naruto/GW/GS & GSD xove

The Cylons find Earth first. Which is their really big mistake. 200 word Drabble, Crossover with E.E. Doc Smith's Lensman novels, originally written for Starbug's First Contact round robin on TTH.

It was official now. The Akatsuki was no more. However, they weren't dead. Oh, no. Something far worse happened to them. They incurred in the wrath and deviousness of Uzumaki Naruto and his partner in crime. NaruxYugito

Thundersdawn series backstory: Rewrite: The story of Enerina and what made her turn from the System Lords and join the Tau'ri

After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.

REUPLOADED CAUSE YOU WHINED! What happened when a certain jumpsuit becomes required attire? Some crazy stuff, thats what! Don't send me PM's calling me sexist please. I get that enough in real life.

John decides to put down a few guidelines.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

What are the Wards around Harry's house at 4 Privet Drive, Surrey sopost to do anyway? Oneshot

During Third Impact, the will of mankind is being tested on an unlikely would be savior. The fate of humanity lies in the balance while undergoing the last test.A WAFFATHON 2007 contest entry that's not your average WAFF.

Naruto is dead...but why is there a small blond walking through the city, what's with the new army? Who is the tall blond? Why are people disappearing and why is there so much blood on the streets? F.E.A.R. crossover multishot no pairings

FINISHED! As Katara, Sokka, and Toph pick up the pieces after thier battle, Itachi and Kisame report to the rest of the Akatsuki. Including: Leader, Hidan, Kazuku, Deidara, Tobi, Zetsu and Sasori.

Standalone companion to 'Caught by the Bolo', ignores a lot of S3 nBSG On a dead world, the Colonials encounter one of the mighty mechanical champions of the Terran Concordiat: A Bolo.

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Story is set after third impact. What happens to Asuka and Shinji after they wake up on the beach? AxS WAFF. Complete.

Code GeassxDeath Note crossover Both Zero and Kira have heard of each other. FINISHED

He looks at her neck and sees lines that are meant to be cut, feels a force that he can’t withstand for long.

The Final Battle. Or is it? Harry and Tom have been puppets since prior to birth. Now they meet the puppeteers.

BSG03 Hackers: 'The Gibson' does manage the oddest hacks, doesnt he...

It's Mother's Day, but many in Tokyo 3 have nothing but faded memories of their Mothers to cherish. Rated M for brief but strong language.

Light meets an unusual stranger who makes an unusual request. Oneshot Crossover with The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. Rated K for Kiraness.

Fate Stay Night. Ten possibilities in a world of infinite choices. Spoilers for the game, all routes and Hollow Ataraxia. Revised 10/30/2011.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

For anyone who has ever recieved spam emails...

Epsiode Related: KLG2 What Lee should have done...

My own addition to JA Baker's First Contact series of BSG2004 crossovers: Six has a series of unfortunate encounters. In this case, a Bolo.

A strange new jutsu has transported Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto into their pasts. [nonbiased critiques and reviews welcomed][Completed][1st]

After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.

What happens when Xander picks a Halloween costume that doesn’t give him any special powers?

General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!

Stargate SG1 x Star Wars What did Daniel do in his spare time when he was ascended? Crack!oneshot

A report on the bombing of the Smurfs village as inspired by the recent UNICEF commercial.

A desert, a hell, a war. A hundred forms of heresy. AS, if you care. Also oneshot, revised and updated for some minor stuff.

Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

The Cylons discover Earth. Poor Cylons...

Xander has a rather odd encounter one night, one that leaves him with a new tag-along... One-shot.

COMPLETE! SG-1 returns to the safety of the SGC to find something is wrong. The power is out, the gate room is a mess and everyone is missing. There will be no shipper, no slash and no romance in this story. Just Stargate action!

Oneshot. BLAME! Xover. While exploring The City, Killy meets its newest inhabitant. BLAME is a manga by Tsutomu Nihei

The Inquisition holds a meeting as to how to deal with a new threat... Inspired by Bombsquad

SG-1, T3 crossover. A conversation at the end of the world.

After Third Impact, Shinji finds that fighting the angels may have been the EASIEST thing he's ever done... Rated R for harsh language and sexual content. Complete

Winner of the WAFF slash Humor section of Ryoma's Xmas contest! oh wait, that wasn't me. Ok, third place, you squeezed it out of me. Ritsuko, Misato, Maya, and Asuka talk about presents on Christmas Eve.

A brief, experimental story about how the imagination can react to an unexpected situation. PG for mild sexual reference.

The year is 2021. There has not been an angel attack for over five years, and the personnel of NERV are beginning to wonder if there ever will be one again. They're about to get thier answer. Rated R for violence, language, and sexual content. Epilogue up

A story that runs in parallel with End of Evangelion. This is the Third Impact as experienced by the Second Child. Note: Official Final Draft finished 41601. Tako Balls Fan Fiction Awards 2001 Nominee for Best Structure, Best Children Characterization, a