Saber: Nero
Lancer: Yukimura Sanada
Avenger: Shiki Ryougi
Iam not sure about these two.
Caster: Red?
Berserker: Alucard?
Who are Rider and Assassian?

LOVED the RED and Abridged Alucard scenes (seriously sexual deviant XD). And of course Shichika's was a bit heart-rending, especially with the lines Luvia said. Seriously, i had a hard time guessing who he was especially due to how quiet he seemed to be.
the rest were ok too but since i hardly could guess who were who, it didn't mean that much to me. Rider could be Char, i guess? the rest... i simply have no clue.

oh... SHIKI. fuck.

Kind of interestimg.

Lol. Alucard at his finest. Nice! I recognized who saber is obviously but I'm not too sure on who the others are. Sad day. Oh well. This was a cool one-shot. Thanks!

I liked it and would gladly read the follow up if this story ever continue. Your choices were original and intriguing.

I hope we haven't seen the last of Gilgamesh yet.

Berserker is clearly Alucard, more specifically, it sounds like the Hellsing Abridged version of him. Though, and I'm sure other Nasuverse nerds have told you this, Gilgamesh would have destroyed him. He has plenty of stuff in the Gate of Babylon that prevents supernatural healing, including Harpe, which even works on divine beings.

Unfortunately, I'm not familiar with all the others, save Nero-chan and Red. I just don't know enough fictional works to even begin to guess. Care to just name them for me so I can check out the various series they come from?

Shichika mother fucking Yasuri... So hype

Anything with a sufficiently motivated Char is guaranteed to be a total clusterfuck

Shame its just a one shot, though

The second you introduced Assassin I nearly screamed. So thanks.

I support ShirouxNero. I liked the Servants.

Have alucard call saber police girl

HOLY SHIT AVENGER IS SHIKI RYOUJI EVERYBODY ELSE IS SCREWED. I like the way you portrayed Red Saber and Shirou's partnership. I can definitely picture it like that.

Wow, I'm really looking forward to the Archer-Berserker fight in this version.

. . . the only one I recognized was Saber, Nero. I am very confused otherwise.

This was extremely funny to read, and also to see what would happen.
I hope this can continue in someway, since it would be... interesting.