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*tries to hold back laughter but fails miserably* Oh, dear God ... Hahahahahahahahahaha XD This was just too much! I mean, come on! The fact that Alucard is pissed off over a book series, a very popular one at that, and wants to take out the author is just hilarious. I hope for Ms. Meyers sake he doesn't end up finding Bin Laden because God only knows what he'll do to her if he ever does.

You really need to write a followup in which you detail the search and trade off. Hilarious!

Why do I see a major shift in oil prices on the horizon? Alucard would pretty much exterminate all terrorists on the planet looking for bin ladin. Wish I could see it.

*sniff* I'm so glad I'm not the only one who wants to unleash Alucard on the twihards. Very amusing.

I just have to say how much I love this fanfic. It's frickin' hilarious.

Wow... I'm going to read the sequel now! W

Despite buying the hooks, I don't like sparkle pores. It's stupid. Vegan! Sure. Sparkly? No. -spies on the sequel ish thing-

I would Love you forever if you wrote a second chapter about he trade.

FOREVER!

Sephira T. Wicked

Huh, I guess Alucard found him after all. Only took him a few years! Bye, Steph!

Gerat!I have imagined his reaction when he saw that several times,and he really acted what I thought!(XD

I still believe that "hellsing" vampires is "real".

A good read. Brilliantly done. Great work, ja ne.

This was wondrous.

That...was beautiful.

Quite possibly the best thing I have ever written.

No, really.

I'm serious.

Have this shiny piece of my soul in return. :D

LMAO! Since the sentence "They still sparkle." I couldn't stop laughing.