Author has written 10 stories for Mega Man, Anime X-overs, My Little Pony, BlazBlue, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Fate/stay night, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, and Odin Sphere. Name: X the Reaper Home: United States, Georgia Hobbies: Pacing, reading, playing video games Favorite Video Game Series: Mega Man (Zero and ZX) Sonic the Hedgehog Kid Icarus Uprising Kingdom Hearts Halo The Legend of Zelda Fire Emblem Awakening Odin Sphere Favorite Anime/Manga Series: Soul Eater Fate/stay Night Fate/Zero Fairy Tail Hellsing Favorite Web Videos: Red vs. Blue RWBY I'm new to fanfiction, and I joined because I wanted to comment on other's writing and perhaps give them some ideas. I've dabbled in writing myself, and so far... I'd say I'm getting somewhere. Important Notice: If anyone truly insists on me being serious about potentially taking up a challenge, PM a message instead of constantly spamming the review button of my stories. I don't care if you don't have an account; MAKE ONE. A lack of an account hinders my ability to respond back and leaves me feeling like an ass being unable to properly answer. If the challenge interests me, I'll inform you, but that doesn't mean I will find the time to actually do it. As of this moment, I don't have the energy to accept a challenge, but I may search around for someone who does. THAT IS NO GUARANTEE, HOWEVER, THAT I WILL DO SO. Hooray! People noticed me enough to put up a whole page on TvTropes for me! Go here if you found anything worthwhile to say! http:///pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/FateZeroSanity I've recently found an interesting guide to an "Epic" Naruto story that I more or less agree with. Look down this list and think about how many stories you've read that have followed or based itself around at least some of this formula... Step One: Naruto is being chased by an angry mob even though he's only three years old (barely old enough to wipe his own ass) and living alone for some reason. Step Two: He trips and/or reaches a dead end (oh noooo's) and they proceed to inflict grievous, crippling, and all around over exaggerated unsurvivable wounds. Step Three: After ten minutes of stabbing and beating (Which miraculously avoided his vitals) someone comes in to inflict the the final blows at the crowds jeering. Step Four: In a 'thrilling' and 'suspenseful' moment a giant war-hammer is swung down on Naruto, only to be stopped an inch from his head by token superhero #25. Step Five: Token superhero #25 yells at crowd. "WHAT ARE DO DOING TO TO THIS POOR BOY?!," crowd replies. "KILLING THE DEMON!" or the like. Slaughter ensues. Step Six: Sarutobi and an Anbu squad show up. (perfect timing) Hokage confronts token superhero #25. "WHO ARE YOU?!" hero responds. "I'm super awesome-man! (Relation to Naruto's parents optional) Now why are your villagers attacking this poor boy?" Step Seven: The Hokage proceeds to break his own law and tells to complete strangers Naruto's life story, much to their outrage. Step Eight: Token superhero #25 says he's taking the boy away to train him. Sarutobi agrees immediately without argument, but pleads for them to return for the Genins exams. #25 agrees. (The fact that he agreed to bring the kid back to a place that delivered a massive beating to a three year old didn't seem to bother him.) Step Nine: Naruto wakes up after the ten minute conversation completely healed, energetic, and with enough brain damage to forgive the entire ordeal. (Apparently he's Jesus, filled with infinite forgiveness for the unforgivable) Step Nine Alt: Naruto wakes up a broken boy who becomes a bitter asshole who can't find it in himself to ever trust people fully again save for a close few, and doesn't try to hold back his contempt for everyone save behind thinly veiled sarcasm/smugness. Step Ten: They fill Naruto in on the details and he begs to be able to come back to be Hokage, (a three year old can comprehend that... how?) and the duo is off. Step Eleven: Time skip. Naruto returns, covered in trench coats and pictures of foxes (throwing all stigmas to the wind) and acting like a self-righteous asshole with an attitude. Step Twelve: Meets Hokage and dishes out all his skills in painful detail (Throwing all ninja sense to the wind). Assigned to go to the academy, which happens to be having its exam that day. Step Thirteen: Shows off dramatically for the test and remainder of story, pwning everyone but Orochimaru in the Forest of Death. Step Fourteen: Total bashing of Konoha villagers and/or other characters the author doesn't like (glance towards Sasuke and Sakura) and are flanderized to practically total bitch/uselessness levels. Step Fifteen: Harem with Naruto! (Includes every female character imaginable *glance towards Sakura* with all the guys staring in envy). Step Sixteen: Naruto is self-righteous (sometimes not unjustifiably so) and doesn't hesitate to call out others on their sh*t, to which they can do nothing but agree (never mind if they have an actually valid excuse for it all...) Copy and paste if you've read any such story and/or hate such things! TEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FANFICTION WRITER 1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one. 2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say. 3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my god! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has 4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of. 5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my god! This song is exactly what (Insert story here) is about!” 6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene. 7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters hunting you down and killing you for the torture you put them through. 8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter. 9. When you begin to in vision your own version of someone else’s fanfic. 10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. Favorite Quotes (You will be here for a while!) "Ware wa meshia nari! (I am the messiah!)" (Omega Zero, Mega Man Zero 3) "I never cared about justice, and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero. I have always only fought for the people I believe in. I won't hesitate... If an enemy appears in front of me, I will destroy it!" (Zero, Mega Man Zero 4) "He said Mega Men are the natural evolution of man!? Don't make me laugh! What an epic sham! I'm going to demolish this whole, wretched world!" (Prometheus, Mega Man ZX Advent) "I am the Ultimate Life Form, Shadow the Hedgehog!" (Shadow, Shadow the Hedgehog) "If I was a copy, why would I kick my own butt?" (Dark Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising) "Well, I didn't expect to see an angel here. Hope this doesn't mean I kicked the bucket." (Magnus, Kid Icarus Uprising) "Feel the wrath of my pyro blasters, space weirdos! HAHAHAHAHA! Kablooey! Kablammy!" (Pyrrhon, Kid Icarus Uprising) "Floor ice cream gives you health!" (Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising) "Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade! Like this! *rams hijacked ship into mothership*" (Hades, Kid Icarus Uprising) "You know how they say there are no bad questions? Well, there are, and this is one of them. WE ARE NOT THERE YET!" (Viridi, Kid Icarus Uprising) "This game universe and that game universe have NOTHING to do with each other! So don't go around spreading rumors!" (Viridi, Kid Icarus Uprising) "I fight for all creatures living and breathing! I fight for all departed souls still hanging in limbo! But most of all, I fight for Lady Palutena, the goddess of light! And it's in all their names that I will crush you, lord of the Underworld! I won't let you desecrate another soul!" (Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising) "Got it memorized?" (Axel, Kingdom Hearts) "I am Truth! The voice of the Covenant!" "And so, you shall be silenced." (Prophet of Truth and the Arbiter, Halo) "You must have mistaken me for a better man." (Oswald, Odin Sphere) "Aye, unpleasant, isn't it? The cowardly prince who destroyed his country will give his life to save it." (Ingway, Odin Sphere) "Checkmate!" or "There's something between us all. Something that keeps us together... Like... invisible ties, connecting us." (Avatar/Robin, Fire Emblem Awakening) "Pick a god and pray!" (Frederick, Fire Emblem Awakening) "How well will you die?" (Lon'qu, Fire Emblem Awakening) "I challenge my fate!" or "Hope will never die!" (Lucina, Fire Emblem Awakening) "I don't care about politics. I just want to throw fireballs at the bad guys." (Henry, Fire Emblem Awakening) "Don't you put any stock in this 'destiny' hogwash." (Basilio, Fire Emblem Awakening) "Maka Chop!" (Maka Albarn, Soul Eater) "I wanna disect you!" (Dr. Franken Stein, Soul Eater) "If you walk down the path that you believe is right, you cannot be wrong." (Shiro Emiya, Fate/Stay Night) "You have grown strong, Shirou. ...No, that is wrong. You were strong from the start." (Saber, Fate/Stay Night) "I will not be lectured by someone who abandoned his own ideals!" (Shiro Emiya, Fate: Reverent Sword) "And there you go. You heard her, Iri. Our Heroic Spirit over there considers a battlefield to be better than Hell. What a joke. A battlefield is Hell itself. There's no hope to be had on one. There is nothing but unspeakable despair. Just a soulless crime we call victory, paid for by the pain of the defeated. But humanity has never recognized this truth. And the reason is that, in every era, a dazzling hero has blinded the people with their legends, and kept them from seeing the evil of bloodshed they bring. True human nature has not advanced a step beyond the Stone Age." (Kiritsugu Emiya, Fate/Zero) "BEHOLD, MY ENDLESS ARMY! Their bodies utterly destroyed, and their souls offered to the current world as Heroic Spirits of old! And still, these legendary heroes pledge their loyalty to me! My bond with them is my greatest treasure - my path to kingship! The ultimate Noble Phantasm that I possess - Ionian Hetairoi!!" (Rider - Iskandar, Fate/Zero) "To unite dreams under a banner of conquest. For that I praise your efforts. But did you not understand, warriors? That all dreams must disappear when the dreamer awakens. Every last one of them. Therefore, it was inevitable that I would stand in your way. King of Conquerors, I will show you the end of your endless dream. I shall show you harsh reality! "NOW, AWAKEN EA. A WORTHY STAGE HAS BEEN SET FOR YOU. LOOK UP AND BEHOLD, ENUMA ELISH!" (Gilgamesh, Fate/Zero) "I so envied the weak. The weak can always find others to be around. I want to be weak. And if that's impossible, I at least want to find companions who are as strong as I." (Coyote Starrk, Bleach) "It matters not who you are or what manner of power you may possess. Before the power I wield, all beings are equal. Come. It is time that you too were reduced to naught but bones." (Baraggan Louisenbairn, Bleach) "Insects, insects, insects! Shinigami, humans, Hollows, Arrancar, all of their differences and strife, will, freedom, beasts, plants, the moon and stars and sun - all of it is meaningless! There is but one absolute in this world, and that is my power! Everything outside of that is as tiny and meaningless as an insect! It is only natural for I, wielder of the ultimate power over all, to hold dominion over the world!! Among a number of competing powers, equality can never be found. But observe! In these hollow eyes of mine, the lives you bear are no greater than those of mere ants!" (Baraggan Louisenbairn, Bleach) "I threw {my arm} away before I got here, 'cause I won't need two arms to kill you." (Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Bleach) "Your words are those of a man who knows not true despair. If you know it not, then allow me to teach you. This is the face of true despair." (Ulquiorra Cifer, Bleach) "I see. So this is it. It lies here within this palm. The heart." (Ulquiorra Cifer, Bleach) "All I need is the power to be able to protect my comrades. So long as I can have the strength to do that, I don't care if I'm weaker than everyone in the world." (Erza Scarlet, Fairy Tail) "I AM WHITEBEARD!" (Whitebeard, One Piece) "Hold your tongue. The dead don't speak. Do the dead dare walk the Earth before my eyes? Will the undead raise an army, fall in, and advance? Will those who would abandon God and embrace the heretical order DARE to presume to meet my gaze!? Iscariot will not allow it. I will not allow it." and "AMEN!" (Alexander Anderson, Hellsing) "Er... hello? Is this thing on? Cool! This message is going out to the Round Table Conference and a very personal and heart-filled shout-out to the queen bitch herself, Miss Hellsing! ALL RIGHT!!! Your ass is currently being kicked by the Valentine Brothers!!! My name is Jan Valentine, and I can't wait to meet each and every one of you. We'll be getting intimate as soon as me and the boys finish lunch, so let me be the first to thank you for providing us with these tasty snacks! By tomorrow, Hellsing will be nothing but a pile of shit. (...) In the meantime, I highly recommend pissing yourselves, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god. But hey! There's always time to be a man and kill yourself! Thank you, London! We love you! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!" (Jan Valentine, Hellsing) "We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care. We slaughter our enemies and sacrifice all our allies. We'll keep killing until there is nothing left but to destroy ourselves. It will never be enough. We are incorrigible warmongers, aren't we, Major?" (Alucard, Hellsing) "I did everything you told me... In return you're going to help me... Help me send these Nazis back to Hell!" and How does it feel to have someone fuck with your head!? HOW DOES IT FEEL, YOU BITCH!?" (Seras Victoria, Hellsing) "My friends, it has often been said that I like war. -By the Major (Hellsing) "Do you ever wonder why we're here?" (Assorted Characters, Red vs. Blue) "I am not a thing; my name is Leonard Church, and you shall fear my LASER FACE!" (Epsilon-Church, Red vs. Blue) Caboose: Hey Church, ever wonder why we're here? Church: You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douche bag. Caboose: ...I meant why are we up here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade. Church: Oh. Yeah, okay. Let's go stand in the shade. (Red vs. Blue) "A great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. Then you can focus on it and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient and you hold still, well maybe, just maybe, it'll come to you. I just have to be somewhere she can find me. And I mean, hell... if you have to live the rest of your life in a memory... you might as well make it a good one." (Epsilon-Church, Red vs. Blue) Sarge: You know what I'm thinking Simmons? Let's just put a pin in that discussion. Simmons: A pin? Sarge: Or a nail. Nails last longer. Or one of them railroad spikes. Tell you what, let's abandon the pin metaphor all together. Let's just take your idea, put it in a box, wrap that box in chains, than cover the whole thing in cement and throw it in the ocean! "Calling Dr Sarge, MD. Diagnosis: death. Prescription: SHOTGUN!" (Sarge, Red vs. Blue) "Son, you can insult me, you can ambush me, you can even take away my weapon. But if you think I'm gonna set one pinky toe inside blue base without my shotgun... you must not know who you're dealing with." (Sarge, Red vs. Blue) "Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead." Of course, dropping a nuke on them from fifty thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean, let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling." (Sarge, Red vs. Blue) "Uh, Simmons? We're the Reds. We don't walk anywhere. We travel as the good Lord intended: in the largest possible vehicle with the maximum horsepower allowed by local law enforcement. And if there's no cars available, we find the biggest, nastiest, meanest, land animal we possibly can, beat the crap out of it, and saddle that puppy up." (Sarge, Red vs. Blue) "Maybe you're all here because this the only place you fit in, Maybe you're here because you don't haveanywhere else to go, Maybe you're all here because deep down, you want to be here, The reason doesn't matter, what matters is that you're here, For all we know Tex and Church are dead!, That means we're the only ones who know what's happened, The only ones who can prevent them from covering it up, So the way I figure it, These freelancer guys want to use us, Take us away from our families, and send us all over the dad-gum galaxy just to test if their agents are ready for the big fight! Well, I guess I'm interested in showing them exactly what a big fight is all about! Time to clean the slate! So I'm not ordering you to go, I'm not even asking. You do what you gotta do, Private Grif." -Sarge (Red vs. Blue) "You don't need to treat me like that. I'm not crazy, okay? I'm totally and completely sane. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go blow up this dead body." (Agent Washington, Red vs. Blue) "I would say that was the cavalry, but I've never seen a line of horses crash into the battlefield from outer space before." (Agent Washington, Red vs. Blue) Washington: That was the worst throw, ever... of all time. -(Red vs. Blue) |
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