FOREWORD

Well since I did it for the other story, I had to do it for this one also. Its time for a revision. So welcome everyone to A Certain Fed Up Box: Redux.

It was typical Friday afternoon in Academy City. School was close to an end and soon the students would be free to enjoy their weekend. The quite afternoon was broke by a scream of "SUCH MISFORTUNE!". This scream was delivered by one Kamijou Touma. Touma was an average 16 year old Japanese teenager. He was wearing his school uniform which consisted of a shirt, button up shirt, and black trousers. He wore an orange t shirt underneath and styled his black hair into a spikey look.

Touma was currently running away from the school grounds. The reason for this? He was being chased, by a girl. "Come back here you pervert! I'll teach you to grope me!" yelled the girl after him. This girl was named Fukiyose Seiri. Seiri was a girl with a large forehead, long hair and large breast. She was athletic and known as the Iron Wall Girl of class 1A.

"It was an accident. I swear!" cried back Touma as he kept running away from the girl and the danger that she presented. Touma knew what would happen to him if she got her hands on him and he was not looking forward to it. Turning around to see how close the girl was to him, Touma didn't notice a cleaning robot enter in his path. Touma collided with the robot and fell head over heels onto the street, landing on his back.

Touma was dazed, dizzy and his mind was blurry. He didn't know where he was for a few moments. He then heard footsteps rapidly approaching him, and his mind instantly cleared, remembering what was happing and why he was running. He wanted to get up and continue to get away from the girl and the dark aura radiating from her, but it was too late. Seiri had caught up to him. When she was two meters away, she made a flying leap, kicked her legs back behind herself placing he body in a horizontal position in midair and extended her elbow out. She landed on Touma's stomach, elbow first causing him to double up on the ground and cough up spit. She processed to flip him over on his stomach, sit on his back facing his legs, place one of his legs under each of her arms and pull with all her might. Touma instantly began to tap out and yell "I surrender! I give up! I'm sorrrrrrry Fukiyose samaaaaa!" After she was satisfied with his begging she got up and scolded him; "And don't let it happen again." she scolded him. She then processed to kick him in the side for good measure and walked away, leaving Touma on the ground in tears.

After Touma recovered he continued to walk back to his dorm with a noticeable limp after enduring the pain caused to him by Seiri. He took his normal route back to his dorm; the route always took him by a certain vending machine. As he got nearer to the vending machine he heard a buzzing sound, the sound of an impact and the sound of a canned drink falling through the machine. Standing next to the machine with their back facing him was a middle school girl.

The girl was short, and had chestnut colored hair. She was wearing a grey skirt with a tan sweater vest, with a white blouse underneath. Her socks were baggy and loose and she wore brown loafer on her feet. Touma knew this girl and was not happy to see her. This girl was Misaka Mitoko, the #3 level 5 in the city, and electro master known as the Railgun. Touma usually dreaded running into her because every time he saw her she would challenge him to a fight. Touma had the power known as Imagine Breaker in his right hand which allowed him to negate or cancel out any form of supernatural powers. Because of this he could negate her attacks on him, and she couldn't stand not being able to beat someone, especially someone who claimed to be a level 0 and therefore weaker then she was. She was now obsessed with defeating him. Knowing what would happen if she saw him, Touma decided to quietly sneak away and go around the area. He slowly backed up as to not make any noise, but since he was watching Mikoto and not where he was going he accidently kicked a can, causing the can to make a clatter. Touma looked down in shock at the can, before turning toward Mikoto. Mikoto, noticing the noise, turned to where the sound came from.

Seeing who was standing there Mikoto looked shocked for a moment and thought to herself; 'T-that idiot's here? H-how did he sneak up on me? I should have been able to sense his approach. Maybe it has something to do with that strange power of his. Great, at least now I can have that rematch I've been wanting, and this time I won't let him chicken out of it.' A smile slowly began to form on Mikoto's face.

"Hey! Where to you think you're going?" asked Mikoto as she noticed that boy trying to run away.

"Biri Biri, I was just heading home from a long day at school." replied Touma.

The smile on Mikoto's face suddenly disappeared. "I have a name you know. It's Misaka Mikoto, you idiot!" she yelled while firing electricity at here from her bangs. Touma instantly put up his right hand to protect himself. As soon as the electricity came into contact with his hand it disappeared. A small smile reappeared on Mikoto's face.

"Today is the day we finish what we started. Today is the day that I deafect you!" Mikoto declared.

"Do we really have to? I'm not really in any mood to do this with you today." Touma replied with a exasperated sigh.

"Yes, we have to!" answered Mikoto while shooting more electricity at the boy.

Touma instantly protected himself with his right hand again. From behind his right hand Touma answered; "Well if that's the case…bye." and took off running in the opposite direction.

Mikoto, being caught off guard by the boy's sudden actions didn't chase after him right away. But after her mind caught up to what she was seeing, she instantly began to give chase. "Get back here and be a man!" the Mikoto yelled after the boy while shooting more electricity at him. Touma continued running, but was running much slower because of the limp he still had from dealing with Seiri earlier in the day. Touma just barely was able to either dodge or negate the attacks fired at him, as he ran down the street and past groups of people, with a yell of "Such Misfortune!" leaving his mouth. The boy was running in near fear of his life but the other people walking down the street had a different thought. From their perspective, they saw a high school boy, running away from a cute middle school girl, who was yelling after the boy to "Be a man". Everyone who saw the event taking place assumed that it was a lovers spat, and that the boy had done something to make his girlfriend mad at him. The groups of people just got out of the way while grinning, as the supposed couple ran past them.

"I remember those days." said a man as he watched the couple run off into the distants.

"Mmmhmm" replied the woman that he was walking with.

"Remember that time you got mad and threw that pan at my head and then tried to run me down with your car?" asked the man to the woman while looking up to the sky in nostalgia.

"Yep, I sure do. Those were the days." replied the woman.

Mikoto had chased Touma to the metal bridge where she first fired her infamous railgun at him. After dodging or negating most of her attacks, Touma finally managed to get away from Mikoto by falling off a bridge and into the water below.

"You won't get away that easy!" declared Mikoto as she fired electricity into the water, electrocuting, nearly causing him to drown and greatly aggravated his already hurting legs from chasing him and from the rocks in the water.

Touma finally made it back to his dorm late in the evening, soaking wet, limping greatly and slightly sizzling. Touma stood in front of his dorm room door and sighed; 'Dorm Sweet Dorm, where I'm finally safe.' thought Touma to himself, as he opened the door to his room. Upon opening the door, Touma felt a dark aura permeating the room. Touma felt a shiver as fear entered his body. The first thing he notice was a girl, wearing a white nun's habit, standing in the center of the room facing the door with a look of anger on her face, tapping her foot. This girl had long silver hair and was obviously a foreigner and not Japanese. She was named Index and she was someone Touma had saved and his current freeloader.

"Touma Touma, where have you been?" she asked him before he could step foot in the dorm. Touma wondered why she looked so angry, but never got a chance to ask. "Touma, you got home so late that I had to eat at Tsuchimikado Maika place tonight. So where have you been!?" But before he could answer he was interrupted again. "And what's this I hear from Maika's brother about you groping a big breasted girl at school today?" asked Index, while coving her own very very modest chest with her arms.

Touma began to sweat heavily while cursing Tsuchimikado in his mind; 'Damn that Tsuchimikado!'. When he didn't answer the look of anger on Index's face deepen. "I-Index, it's not what you think. Touma stuttered.

"Touma, you committed the sin of fornication, and you need to be taught a lesson for it, so consider this divine punishment. Index opened her mouth and her fangs seemed to grow by many inches. She crept towards him and Touma backed up. Touma was close the railing and running out of room to retreat to, and had a look of sheer terror on his face. Index kept walking forward, teeth gleaming. Touma continued to back up, when his foot stepped on something. Touma didn't know what it was, but it didn't matter. He slipped in his haste to retreat from the monster Index and flipped over the railing. "SUCH MISFORTUNE!" yelled Touma on the way down, seeing the ground come up fast. Touma landed on his side with a dull thud as he fell the 22 meter to the ground.

Touma awoke to a familiar ceiling, in a familiar room, and lying in a familiar bed. He was in the same hospital that he always wound up in whenever he was hurt. He noticed that his right arm was bandaged and in a sling, and that his head was also bandaged. Just then the door opened and someone walked in. It was a doctor; doctor who looked like a frog. "Oh, you're awake." said the frog faced doctor once he noticed Touma. "You're very lucky. I passerby saw you fall and called an ambulance for you. When you got here you had a broken arm and a cracked skull. You're lucky you didn't die." said the doctor.

"Lucky isn't really a word that applies to me doc. If I were truly lucky, I wouldn't have fallen to begin with. But I'm going to be ok?" asked Touma.

"Sure, you'll be fine. We stitched you up and you should be able to leave tomorrow, Monday morning. You've been out for 36 hours. We sometimes didn't think you were going to wake up. Your right arm is healing at an incredible rate, and you skull seems to be tougher than normal." replied the doctor. "I don't know what you're doing to get into these situations, but you need to find a way to stop them, or at least reduce them. If you don't, you really will die." said the doctor.

He placed some pills in Touma's hands and left the room. Touma pondered what the doctor said for a few moments before taking the pills. ""Yes, something will have to be done"" thought Touma before he drifted back to sleep.

The next morning Touma was released from the hospital. The staff had washed his school uniform for him, so he was all ready to go to class that day. His arm and head were also no longer bandaged. The doctor said that it was amazing how fast they healed. Touma wondered if it had anything to do with the fact that it was his right arm that was broken. He also wondered in Index's bite attacks had toughed his skull.

Touma thought about what the frog faced doctor told him the previous day. About how he would truly die if he kept sustaining injuries like he did. Touma didn't want to die, but if given the choice he would rather die protecting someone from a magician then dying because he (un)lucked into a situation. Touma decided that morning that he would do something about it. He would no longer let himself be railroaded into thing. He wouldn't let himself be blamed for things that were clearly accidents. The walk to school was uneventful and he kept thinking to himself 'This is it. This is the day everything changes.' Once he arrived in front of the school building his resolve began to waver a bit. With a stern expression on his face Touma clenched his fist, and shot it into the air in an act of pure determination.

When Touma arrived in class he notice that their teacher Tsukuyomi Komoe had yet to arrive. He walked in and walked over to where his two friends, Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Aogami Pierce were. Motoharu was a boy with blond hair, who is always seen wearing sunglasses and a gold chain around his neck. Aogami Pierce is a boy with blue and piercings, whose eyes always look like their closed. He was also known as the Fetish King because of his fetish for nearly any and all things. As Touma walked nearer to them, they seemed to be in a fairly intense debate. It seemed they are debating which is better, bunny eared maid types or idol, samurai types. Motoharu was defending the bunny eared maid type, probably because his sister, Tsuchimikado Maika was a maid-in-training and Motoharu was known as the Sis-Con Sergeant. Touma, not having a dog in this fight decided to stay out of it.

The debate between the two of them soon got physical and a brawl erupted. While everyone else stood back and just watched, Fukiyose Seiri; also known as the Iron Wall Girl took action. "Hey! What are you guys doing over there!?" she yelled at the group of boys.

As the two boys stood there holding each other in a headlock, Seiri took a running leap and performed a double drop kick to them both, hitting them direct in the head, sending them flying across the room and crashing into a pile of desk. She got up and stared at Touma.

"Where you involved in this too?" she asked him sternly.

Touma waving his hands in front of himself stuttered out "N-no. I was in no way involved."

Seiri just stared at Touma with a disbelieving look on her face as her eyes narrowed. The whole class was now watching and Seiri wound up, preparing to launch a megaton punch to Touma. Seiri closed her eyes and let her punch fly. Touma seeing the punch coming did one simple thing.

He dodged.

After a few moments Seiri notice that there was no impact. She opened her eyes to find that Touma was standing to the side of her and not where her fist was. The whole class let out a collective gasped. Fukiyose Seiri never missed her target.

Seiri thinking that she maybe just miscalculated, wound up again and threw her punch, this time with her eyes open, focusing directly on Touma. Touma just repeated his last actions, and dodged once again. Growing frustrated Seiri threw more and more punches at Touma, but each time he dodged or sidestepped them.

The whole class was shocked to see this take place. Since when did Seiri ever miss? And since when has Touma ever been able to dodge her attacks? This had never happened before. Eventually Seiri was growing tired and even more frustrated. So she threw one final haymaker, betting everything that it would connect. She closed her eyes and lunched. Hearing an impact she grinned. 'That'll teach him' she thought to herself. "I hope you've learned your lesson" she said out loud so everyone could hear her. In responses all she heard were gasps. She opened her eyes, and looked up. Standing there was Kamijou Touma. But if Touma was still standing there, what had she hit? And then she saw it. Her fist was in Touma's right hand. He had caught her fist.

"S-since when could you…?" she stuttered, stating in amazement at the boy who had caugh her final attack.

"Fukiyose, I told you that I had nothing to do with that fight, and I will not stand here and be punished for something that I didn't do. Do we understand each other? " asked Touma with a somewhat stern look on his face.

With eyes wide and completely shock and dazed, Fukiyose just nodded her head in a yes fashion to show that she understood.

"Good. I'm glad we could reach a understanding." stated Touma and he let go of her fist. Touma walked back to his desk, while the crowd that had gathered around the two parted for him. Soon after the bell rung, but no one seemed to notice, all were still too shock by the events that had just happened.

Soon after the bell rung their teacher, Tsukuyomi Komoe walked in, completely unaware of what just transpired.

"Good morning class" she said cheerfully.

Noticing no one responded and noticing the mood of the room she asked a question; "What's wrong? What's going on here?"

"What's wrong? What's going on here?" asked their teacher Tsukuyomi Komoe. Tsukuyomi Komoe was their teacher, who had the appearance of a 12 year old child. She was only 135cm (4ft 5 inches) tall and had pink hair. Despite this, she was truly an adult. One who frequently liked to smoke and drink alcohol. Upon walking in to the she notices that something was strange. The whole class was on their feet, jaws agaped. Fukiyose Seiri was standing looking shell shocked, wide eyed and visibly stunned. Two of her trouble students, Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Aogami Pierce were lying near unconscious in a pile of desk. But that was normal for them. But what about her third trouble student. Where was he, and why wasn't he in the pile of desk with his friend like he usually would be?

That's when she notices it, or rather, noticed him. Kamijou Touma was quietly sitting at his desk, no worse for wear. Which was actually, pretty weird and abnormal for him. Deciding to get class start, Komoe walked and stood behind her podium. "And would someone please get those two up." she asked, indicating Tsuchimikado and Aogami.

Slowly coming out of their shock over what had transpired, two male students walked over to the idiot trio…idiot duo I guess would be a better term now, and slapped them across the face, waking them. They then helped the two to their feet, and picked up the fallen desk.

The rest of class went pretty well. The only complaint Komoe really had was that she didn't think anyone is really paying any attention to her. Everyone seems to be whispering and muttering about something.

"Ok everyone. What are you all whispering about? What happened here?" she asked to the entire class. No one in the class answered, all looking at her with nervous looks on their faces.

"I want an answer!" Komoe declared.

Then one student raised his hand. That student was Kamijou Touma. "Nothing really happened, Tsukuyomi sensei. Just one of the usually misunderstandings between myself, Tsuchimikado, Aogami, and Fukiyose san. But it's been cleared up." replied Touma.

Still feeling a bit suspicious, but knowing the daily goings on in her class, Tomoe begrudgingly accepted that answer given to her.

Just then the bell for lunch rang. Everyone gathered up their things and headed out the classroom. In the lunchroom, sitting at a table by himself Touma was just about to start eating his very simple lunch. It consisted of rice and two cucumber sandwiches. Before he could take a bite into the sandwiches, over walked Tsuchimikado and Aogami.

"Hey, Kami-yan, what was that earlier? asked Tsuchimikado.

"What do you mean?" asked Touma, looking thoroughly confused.

"We saw a bit of what happened before we blacked out in class" chimed in Aogami.

"Yea Kami-yan. How did you defeat the Iron Wall Girl? We thought she was damn near invincible." spoke Tsuchimikado.

"I really didn't do anything. I just moved out of the way, and explained that I had nothing to do with whatever you two were talking about." replied Touma.

"All I really did was move out of the way. Does that really count as defeat?" asked Touma.

"Well whatever that was, everyone is still talking about it. No one can believe it."

That's when Touma looked around a noticed it. Everyone in the lunchroom that was from his class was whispering to each other and looking or glancing over their shoulders at him. Touma truly had no idea why everyone was making a big deal out of things. All he really did was refuse to be hit and move out the way. He really could understand why everyone was making such a big deal out of nothing.

The rest of class went pretty much the same way that the first part of class went, except this time Touma noticed all the whispering and glances at him. The attention was starting to make him feel pretty self-conscious. Because of everything Touma really couldn't focus on the lesson his teacher was giving.

Touma was greatly relieved when the final bell rang, signaling it was time to go home. He quickly gathered his thing and darted out the door. He quickly found himself in the boy's restroom. Quickly relieving himself, he was now ready to go home.

'I have to stop by the store and buy some food to cook for Index tonight. I didn't get a chance to last time due to being in the hospital. I fact, I haven't seen Index since then.' Touma thought to himself.

Fukiyose Seiri was quietly gathering her things to head home. She heard Tsukuyomi sensei say something but didn't really catch what it was. Her mind was occupied somewhere else at the moment.

'I can't believe he caught my punch. That's never happened before. I didn't think that he had it in him.' Seiri thought to herself.

She went over the events earlier in her head. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Then she pictured that boy's face. She pictured him telling her in that calm, cool voice that he had nothing to do with what those other tow idiots were talking about and asking her if she understood. Due to the shock of everything and the smooth, calmness of that boy's voice, she couldn't do anything but nod absentmindedly.

'He did look strong and kinda cute at that moment. Was he always that tall, cool and strong?' she thought to herself.

Realizing what just crossed her mind; Seiri shook her head and slapped herself. Seiri walked out of the classroom, cheeks a flame in crimson as she blushed at the thought of that boy. Walking through the hall and down the stairs, she kept picturing that boy's face in her head, and the coolness of his voice. Lost in her own head, she didn't even realize that she had made it to the door to the school entrance. Having walked the same path so many time, she had been on autopilot. Once she had reached the enterance, that's when she remebered that Tsukuyomi sensei had said something at the end of class that she didn't quite catch. Thinking that she should find out what was said, concidering that it could have been homework or something about a upcoming test, she turned around and head back towards the stairs.

Touma walked out of the restroom and was heading down the hall, towards the stairs that lead to the school entrance. Thinking deeply about what he was going to cook for dinner and hoping there were some sells at the store, he didn't notice a wet floor sign someone had left after mopping.

Walking onto the floor, Touma felt himself begin to slip. Trying to maintain his balance, Touma shifted his weight forward trying to catch onto a wall. This was a mistake, as there was nothing in front of him but the stairway.

Touma tumbled down the stairs going head over heels, until he landed roughly at the bottom. Dazed, Touma felt something soft beneath him. He soon realized that he had landed on a person.

"I'm sorry about that. It was an accid-" Touma stopped midsentence. He realized that his hand was gripping something round and soft. Giving it a slight squeeze, he hear a moan. Touma suddenly begin to sweat heavily.

'It couldn't be.' thought Touma to himself.

So he gave it another squeeze to verify. Hearing another soft moan, Touma looked up. To his amazement and fear there was the extremely angry face of Fukiyose Seiri, who he was currently laid on top of, with something in his hand that shouldn't be.

"You no good, dirty son of a-!" yelled Fukiyose Seiri.

"Fukiyose, I-I'm sor-" Touma said as he very quickly sprang to his feet.

He was cut off by Seiri performing a leg sweeping move on him. The move partially worked, but Touma quickly recovered. Seiri quickly got to her feet and looked around. She found a broom leaning against the wall next to her and grabbed it. Touma knew what was coming if he stuck around when Serri got ahold of that broom. He would either incur a Index level attack to his head, or be kabob'd in the worst possible way. Touma instinctively grabbed his backside. Thinking it was prudent to leave at this moment instead of standing there, he darted for the entrance.

He ran across the school and out the gate. Seiri, still a bit dazed from the accident shortly followed suit. She ran out the entrance, across the school yard and down the street after Touma, all the while waving the broom and slinging insults and profanities at him. Everyone from Touma's class watching the event unfold from the schoolyard thought to themselves that maybe what happened earlier had been as fluke. "SUCH MISFORTUNE!" is all anyone at the school hear from Touma as he ran into the city from the Iron Wall Girl.

AFTERWORD

Well that's the one of chapter one. I hope you're all enjoying the revisions. Hopefully, the next chapter won't take me so long to post.

And as always, rate and review and tell me what you think could be add to make the redux even better.

Master Knight