sup sup peoples! name's JM and sorry about the mad long profile. just can't help myself sometimes! enjoy and keep chilling!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

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If you're mad and want people to know it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!!

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!

Quotes I love:

"Why is all the rum gone?" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Well...what if we...kissed?" -Katara

"No...(removes Will's hat) he's a pirate."-Elizabeth Swan

"Why would I let go of Katara? I love her." -Aang

"KEEP THOSE KNEES HIGH, TWINKLETOES!!" -Toph

"What? we're fearsome!" -Sokka

"It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!" -Sokka

"You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?"

"You'd probably kick my butt."

"You know I'd kick your butt."

"When I was in the River Styx, turning invulnerable...Nico said I had to concentrate on one thing that kept me anchored to the world, that made me want to stay mortal."

"Yeah?"

"Then up on Olympus, when they wanted to make me a god and stuff, I kept thinking-"

"Oh, you so wanted to."

"Well maybe a little. But I didn't, because I thought-I didn't want things to stay the same for eternity, because things could always get better. And I was thinking..."

"Anyone in particular?"

"You're laughing at me."

"I am not!"

"You are so not making this easy."

"I am never, ever going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain, Get used to it."- Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

"Just... Before you let go... I want you to remember the reason you kept holding on." -Luna1025

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.
It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
I Corinthians 13: 4-8

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you break out into song and dance in the middle of class, just because somebody said something that mirrors a line in a song, remember that I do, too. XD

You know you're a 90's kid when...

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

1996

If you have a long profile, post this on it to make it even longer.

Haha.

An eye for an eye would make the whole world blind”

-Gandhi

Don't get mad, get even.

Robert F. Kennedy

When someone dies, it feels like everything has changed.

Things change after somebody dies. And nothing ever really seems to make sense after it.

Always tell the people you love that you love them. You never know when you might not be able to.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realise they were big things

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

A brief candle; both ends burning
An endless mile; a bus wheel turning
A friend to share the lonesome times
A handshake and a sip of wine
So say it loud and let it ring
We are all a part of everything
The future, present and the past
Fly on proud bird
You're free at last

for all those ones who've died

If someone rejected you, a friend would comfort you. But a best friend would go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" If you are/ have a best friend, add this to your profile.

If you have ever forgot what you were talking about in the middle of your sentence, copy and paste this to your page!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have friends who say the most, annoying, random things. If your friends do weird dances, scream out in the middle of class, and just do the strangest things, but you love them anyway, because you are just like them, copy and paste this to your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and sit back and watch people wonder how you did it!

If you like explosions and/or fire, copy and paste.

Homophobia is wrong. C+P if you agree.

I'm sarcastic, always, and I love it.

If you're against abortion, except in extreme circumstances (e.g. rape, serious foetal illness) copy and paste.

If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't actually like people very much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste.

Boys are like slinkies. Pretty useless but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.

Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.

Stupidity causes a sorts of problems. Then, sometimes, something amazing happens, and stupidity fixes a problem, too.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does make a more pleasant form of misery.

"Good morning" is a contradiction of terms.

The real trouble with life is that there's no background music

If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you really done?

Never explain. Your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway.

I do not obsess, I think intently.

It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn.

Yes, I am a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

I feel like an idiot...but I am, so it kinda works out.

Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.

If you wait around for a guy to save you, prepare to wait a while. Look at Sleeping Beauty.

Best friends - the people who know the real you and love you anyway.

Don't regret the things you've done - at the time, it was exactly what you wanted. Regret the things you wanted to do but didn't.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

My friends are better than yours. Yeah. Be jealous.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

Good friends will share their umbrella. Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, (censored), RUN"

90 of people do not listen to real music anymore, they have moved onto rap. If you are still one of the ten percent that do, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Life isn't about arriving safely at the grave after a boring life. It's about skidding in sideways saying "Holy (censored) what a ride!

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (mabye...)

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

Me, Arielle, Liz, and Mikey watching Uptown Girls

Arielle:This movie is comedy, right?

Liz: Yeah, with a bit of drama.

Me: Why, did you think it was reality?

Arielle: Kind of, but falling in love like that is kind of retarded, isn't it?

Me: Duh. In the real world, everyone's a jerk.

Mikey: Shut up guys, I really want to watch this!

Three Girls: Okkkkkaaaayyyy.

1:"Life with guys is like a deck of cards."

girl:"Oh no, not another of your life application metaphors"

1: "You need a heart to love them, and a diamond to marry them."

2:"And a club to beat them"

girl: "And...the spade?"

1 and 2: "To bury the bastards!"

Me: Everyone wants to be a hero, but sometimes, being a hero means letting someone else save you. (i watch way too much smallville)

Arielle: This coke is very filling.

Me: It's pepsi.

Arielle: This pepsi is very filling.

Liz: Okkkk...

Arielle: Whatever! This black stuff is very filling.

Me and Liz: Riiigghhtt...

While filling out TACHS applications in school.

Teacher: Ok everyone, fill in your address.

Jason: Um, excuse me, but I don't know my address.

Teacher: YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR ADDRESS?

Jason: No, but I know how to get there.

Teacher: Get outside right NOW.

Rest of the class: laughing our asses off as Jason gets yelled at in the hallway by all the teachers on that floor.

Liz and me are practicing playin Baby It's Fact by Hellogoodbye on our guitars. Liz holds her pic in her mouth en then drops it.

Me: I ain't pickin that up, its been in your mouth.

Liz laughing: i know its also been touched by Shiv.

Me: Wait...you had Shiv in your mouth? ughhh

Liz: Yup en that means I also had Rita and Mike in my mouth cuz they touched it too.

Me laughin: you are one sick person

Liz: yeah it's the most action i had all week

me, danielle, and liz r in da pizza place. see a news clip about lindsey lohan.

me- hey guys look! lindsey's back in the U.S. to cause trouble.

dani v-wait, where was she the whole time, hell?

liz n me-laughing our asses off as people look at us funny

Because strangers push you aside roughly, and friends stab you in the back. But only best friends would slit your throat with a dull knife.

If you think brunette moments can be worse then blond. Copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you have ever eaten something utterly disgusting on accident, and then realized it right afterward and tried to spit it out, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever flirted with a guy then one of your friends came up and say something embarrassing about you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPAPPY

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRINDS: Will repost this shit _!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the wayto the top
of the tree

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5 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions

“Sticks and stones may break our bones, but words will break our hearts.” Robert Fulghum

“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” Mark Twain

Winning isn't everything, but it's a hell of a lot better than losing.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.