the dyslexic bookworm
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Joined 09-11-06, id: 1132180, Profile Updated: 02-23-11
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

SO IVE JUST STARTED WRITING AGAIN AFTER 3 YEARS! R&R MY STORIES PLEASE!

OK LISTEN UP! MARAUDER MAGICK IS NOW BEING REDONE, REVIEWED AND REVAMPED! BEING POSTED AS MARAUDER'S MAGICK! CHECK IT OUT Y'ALL!

so basic info:

name: Sarah

Age: 17

Grade: 12

fav. pairing: lily/james, hermione/draco and hermione/tom, hermione/snape and SIRUIS/ME!

leaast fav. pairings: hermione/ron, and slash (i'm not agaist it i just don't like reading bout it.) ooo unless ins a non-graphic, rele sweet harry/draco...i hate lusius malfoy/anyone, umbrige/anyone, dumbledor/anyone (i luv the character btu i dont want to read about an old, dead man, having sex

so far i'm writing a lily/james and a hermione/draco with interference by voldemort who looks like tom cuz of an age potion...lol...confusing

ppl who inspire me: J.K. Rowling ), byebyebirdie, the writer of Tears on the Baclony...she inspired me to write Marauder Magick...

fav. food: ANYTHING MANGO

fav movie: the princess bride..it is not a chick flick, even though it sounds like one, it has murder, and sword fights, poisin, love also...kidnapping, pirates, revenge...the works

These r soooo funny...end sterio types...these r a few of them if u think of more tell me...and paste this in ur profile...

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I worry so I MUST be over dramatic

I make people laugh so I MUST BE A CLASS CLOWN

I don’t care what people think SO I MUST BE weird

I think reading is fun SO I MUST BE A geek

I think love is real SO I MUST BE A dreamer

I think migic is real SO I MUST BE A crazy drug addict

~STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

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Vertigo by gingercake reviews
"Molly, I need you to undress. Hastily, if convenient." Molly may have been head-over-heels for the World's Only Consulting Detective, but that didn't mean she wanted to be embroiled in one of his 'cases' - Russian hitmen had never been in her comfort zone. Then again... What was that about getting undressed? Emerging Sherlolly; Run-up to TRF.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,989 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] John W., Irene A.
Don't Touch My Mudblood by SkyeSloane reviews
Okay, so I thought that being part Veela would be a damn good thing. But having that Mudblood Granger for a mate has proved to be deplorably dangerous to my health. DM/HG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kisses on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
James, Lily, and their friends are back to finish their 7th year. Before they can be released into a dangerous and war-filled world, they first have to confront their final Hogwarts days where friendships & relationships will be put to the ultimate test.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 581,101 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 12/4/2007 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
My Multitude of Mistakes By Lily Evans by beonka reviews
Head Girls aren't supposed to make this many mistakes, are they? On top of failed Transfiguration exams, skipping Head duties, and befriending Sirius Black, I think I've made the worst mistake of all. I think I may, perhaps fancy James Potter. Just a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,142 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Theory by Conviction reviews
“Cupid himself couldn’t make me fall in love with Granger, he had boasted. Unfortunately for Draco, Cupid disagrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,806 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
No Day But Today by QueenGryffindor reviews
You've heard of Lily Evans Potter, but did you know that she peed in a church when she was five or that she was an almost-chocaholic? Or that James Potter got a chocolate éclair smashed in his face by Sirius? What else don't you know about James and Lily?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 96,904 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Married to the Enemy by jacksparrowluva12 reviews
Hermione Granger has a project in muggle studies...she has to get 'married' and live like a newlywed muggle couple for a month. Who does she get stuck with as a partner? Draco Malfoy of course.[RonXHermioneXDraco] triangle. After HBP, 7th book disregarded
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,522 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Rival From The Future by Sky's Teardrops reviews
It looks like James has found another rival with Lily. The strange thing is, he looks exactly like him, and his name is... Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,379 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily's List by MotherCrumpet reviews
LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,618 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Getting to know you by lumos-under-the-starry-night reviews
Voldy's dead. Draco and Harry are not friends but are 'nice'. Ron is Ok with it. Hermione isn't. A competition is set with 2000galleons as the prize. Draco needs it. Will Hermione help her partner?. Will new friendships arise and maybe even some love? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,080 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Untold Story: Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger by frenchbrit reviews
A chunk of history between Draco and Hermione has been revealed and I'm here to share it with you.Book 6& some of book7 compatible except Dumbledore,Fred,Lupin,Moody,Tonks etc.live.Voldemore is dead.Blaise,Draco and Theo all fought for the light.R&R! .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,233 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
King of Yesterday by Put My Earmuffs On The Cookie reviews
COMPLETE "Get off Hermione, or I will kill you." Voldemort looked up at Harry, his human features rapidly unfurling revealing the old Tom Riddle. "Kill me then."A TRHG story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,276 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by floorcoaster reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4808 - Favs: 8,623 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare, I Never! What else could be better? by Dracolurvsmione reviews
They are trapped in a room, with no teachers, add a little firewhiskey and some games and we've got ourselves a story! Humor, HermionexDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,827 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Handcuffs by FallenMystery reviews
Not as entirely kinky as it sounds, I promise! Another bit of Lily and James drabble, though it kind of has a plot! If you liked 'I am Up to No Good', you'll love this! FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,942 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tears on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 522,299 - Reviews: 3011 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Don't Let Your Guard Down by BackstabberEm reviews
It's 7th year of Lily and James's time at Hogwarts and they hate each other. But what happens when arrogant, outgoing James and sweet, shy, innocent Lily are thrown together as Head Boy and Head Girl and are forced to spend more time together? MWPP & Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,118 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sold by Marmalade Fever reviews
Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,867 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Nerds and Sex Gods reviews
"Nerd!" "Hey take that back!" I said throwing my book at him. "We prefer the term academic." "Yes, and I prefer the term Sex God, but since you've only just stopped saying my name as though it was blasphemy, I won't push my luck." CHAOS AND ROMANCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Marauder's Magick
I'll keep it simple. A LilyJames fanfic. Lots of fights, lots of romance. Lots of Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and marauding. Food fights, first kisses, prank wars and truth or dare. That's the summery. Short and sweet, just like me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Marauder Magick reviews
I’ll keep it simple. A LilyJames fanfic. Lots of fights, lots of romance. Lots of Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and marauding. Food fights, first kisses, prank wars and truth or dare. That’s the summery. Short and sweet, just like me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,561 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Love and Hate are Just Words reviews
Everyone is dead, execpt Hermione, who is presumed so. She bumps into Draco, ends up in Voldemorts cluches, falls in love. I'm bad at summaries.Its depressing story line, but I write it as a comedy.First chaps r angsty, but it changes into love after. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,461 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ash reviews
A series of poems, i see them as written by hermione durring times of fear and war...they can relate to ayone. dont worry no spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Hermione G.
The List reviews
This is a list of stupid or funny things me and my friends did throughout middle school
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007