Karaoke
The introduction chapter and Chappie 1!
Disclaimer: Own nothing but the crazy plot and myself (my fake fake name: Adela)
Summary: Karaoke has hit Hogwarts! They will be judged on what they sing, how well they sing and how well they look. No one wins, no one loses but they all gain one thing: a shot at singing!
Chapter 1: S. Snape-Island in the sun
Adela: Welcome one and all to Karaoke Night! I'm your host Adela and tonight, we will-
Snape cuts her off
Snape: I'm not singing!
Adela:glares at him: YES YOU ARE SNAPEY!
Snape: MAKE ME, WOMAN!
Adela: You're up first!
Snape is in a Hawaiian T shirt and some khaki colored shorts. Hair is still greasy and ugly but he has on some black sunglasses.
Adela: So, our first judge is ME! I am judging on "attire" basically, it's clothes that fit your song. Our second judge is Voldemort or as I call him, and he let's me, "Voldie".
Voldie: I am judging on your singing voice or as I put it, "You sing good, you move up-You sing badly, don't try it at all."
Adela: and our last judge is...Dumbledore!
Dumbledore: I am juding on what you sing.
Adela: Now...:gets interrupted: MOM!
"Mom": I'm a judge too! Did you forget?
Adela: No, it's called "almost forgetting". Oh, my mom is a judge on how well you sing, so she's working with Voldie! Now...S. Snape is going to sing Wheezer's "Island in the Sun"
Snape: Hip hip When you're on a holiday On an island in the sun Harry: This is sad
Hip hip
Hip hip
Hip hip
You can't find the words to say
All the things that come to you
And I wanna feel it too
We'll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can't control my brain
Sirius: He has no vocals for this song.
Hip hip When you're on a golden sea Hermione: What zone?
Hip hip
You don't need no memory
Just a place to call your own
As we drift into the zone
Ron:annoyed: Who cares?
Adela:slaps him: Shut up Ron!
On an island in the sun We'll run away together Hip hip On an island in the sun We'll run away together Hip hip We'll never feel bad anymore
We'll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can't control my brain
We'll spend some time forever
We'll never feel bad anymore
Hip hip
Hip hip
We'll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can't control my brain
We'll spend some time forever
We'll never feel bad anymore
No no
We'll never feel bad anymore
No no
No no
No no
Adela: Well, lets see...I think that the shirt and the shorts were good as well as the sunglasses, so...I give you a 22 out of 26 for attire.
Voldie & Mom: Not the best singing, need a lot of work, so a 15 out of 26.
Dumbledore: I like the song. 24 out of 26
Adela: So, you have a score of...61 out of 78
Mom: You're moved to the next round.