Hello, mortals!

Zoe Walker, houseguest of the Apocalypse, has come to fanfiction.net. Yep, that's right. I'm here too. You may cower at any time.

You see, some of my adventures are too... copyrighted to be published in the traditional fashion. When one is in somebody else's universe/multiverse/omniverse (I'm not picky), fanfiction.net is certainly the best place to share them with the general public. Of course, not everything here is going to star, or even involve me. My partner in crime/ghostwriter/minion who does the writing has some original works to post here too. (I have the adventures. He writes them down for posterity and my loving fans.) The universe does not revolve around me. But it should.

I'm also on Spacebattles as "DragonRage". No, they're not stealing my stuff, and I'm not stealing theirs.

Our amazing tales of adventure currently include:

A Single Shifting Leaf: This was ghostwriter-minion's first solo fic, and it shows. I think he keeps it posted mostly for nostalgia. Seriously, just no.

The Siege of Hidden Sand: A sequel to 'A Single Shifting Leaf'. Even worse, 'cause he's never gonna finish it. Dude's kidding himself talking about rewrites.

Zoe Walker Does Skyrim: Like Skyrim, but with more me! Currently on hiatus, because Ghostwriter-minion doesn't have as much time to write as we both think he should. Stupid economics...

What's In A Name?: A farcical one-shot that takes Mass Effect way too seriously and nowhere near seriously enough at the same time. Even I feel sorry for Commander Shepard after reading this one.

Mass Effect Prime: What if the Protheans were actually transformers? Then this fic would be canon! Unfortunately also on hiatus, because economics. I hate those guys so much...

Reflections of Exile: The good Naruto fic on this profile, 'Reflections' explores a world in which the Kamui dimension and the Distortion World are one and the same. Also comes with epic battles, snarky legendaries, snarky ghosts, and a deep, slow-burning plot slathered in foreshadowing and mystery. Also romance, assuming enough characters survive to hit puberty.

Reflections of Reflections of Exile: The worse version of this fic.

Zoe Walker Spills the Brain Bleach: Bleach is a thing. Let's explore it.

Fate/Cross Guard: In which Rin summons La Sombra, and things progress from there.

Our amazing tales of adventure may someday include:

Crossoverwhelm: A massive, epic, ensemble multicross in the fine, fine tradition of Crossoverlord and Crossoverkill, this fic will be slagging awesome if we ever have the time to write it. Characters may be included from up to a dozen franchises.

Dragon the Book the Game: There's a lotta 'Gamer' fics on this website. But we've never seen one where Saphira, from Eragon, is the gamer. A few where Eragon is, but he's so lame in comparison, why would you want to read that?

Unstoppable: Every Marvel hero ever has barely walked away from an encounter with the unstoppable Juggernaut at some point in their career. Well, Deadpool came out ahead, but that's because he showed highly OOC common sense and ran for it like the void-sucking vermin he is. It seems unfair to deprive the DC lineup of this experience...

Team Plasma is Full of Morons: In which Hilda asks N some uncomfortable questions. Like 'How does having Zekrom get people to listen to you?' Or 'What's stopping us from asking for international help, and having Cynthia and her Garchomp sweep your team, Zekrom included?' Or 'Zekrom knows no multitargeting moves, and the entire rest of your team is allergic to joltik and gurdurr. What if we get a bunch of guys with some of the most common Pokemon in Unova together? Or how about ferroseed? Do you even have a way to hurt one ferroseed, much less twenty?' And the capper being 'Also, while you were monologuing, I had my Liligant sleep powder Zekrom and pop six quiver dances. Can you beat that?' N takes it about as well as he took learning his real name.

Agent Granger of Overwatch: In which the Grangers cleaned the teeth of some rather famous people.

I think that's all of 'em, for now anyway.

Boilerplate Disclaimer: Zoe Walker is the exclusive property of Zoe Walker and Ghostwriter-minion, as are any original characters or places featured. All other characters, locales, etc are the property of the person who created them and his/her legal buddies. Zoe Walker may star in other people's fanfictions, but would appreciate a PM for permission first. Wow. It is fun to talk about myself in third person. I'd do it more often, but then my schizophrenic personalities might start questioning my sanity. We can't have that, now can we?

Most works have been edited with help from Jhin of the Opera. He does good work.