![]() Author has written 5 stories for Teen Titans. Sarah 19 years old. Five feet tall and apparently not getting taller anytime soon . Izzy is my self proclaimed alter ego that I haven't used in years . Came here a freshman in high school, now I'm a college student! #CLASSOF2016 Writing is my guilty pleasure, read my first Teen Titans fanfiction and automatically fell in love. And I try to do it as much as I can but life keeps beating my ass. I'll try to update as much as I can but bear with me. I'm just a little dark chocolate girl trying to figure it out. I am a huge bbrae, teen titans fan and an avid Terra basher! Pairings That I Adore: Beast Boy Raven: Starfire Robin Kid Flash Jinx Red X Raven Starfire Raven (don't judge me) Cyborg Bumblebee Speedy Raven Pairings That I Despise: Rob/Rae: I may like some stories but them as a couple is... eww. if i ever have a rob/rae story it will be a love triangle with ppl like speedy, bb or red x.] BB/Star: ABSOLUTELY NOT! THAT'S LIKE INCEST. BB/TERRA: WORDS CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE HATRED I FEEL FOR THIS PAIRING. THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVEN GLANCE UPON THIS MONSTROSITY OF A *shudders*PAIRING IS IF IT WAS A LOVE TRIANGLE WITH RAVEN IN WHICH RAVEN GETS BEAST BOY! SLADE/RAVEN: WHO IN THE HELL DECIDED THAT THESE TWO SHE EVEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER ROMANTICALLY. HE'S A PEDOPHILE, STALKER, AND AN ALL AROUND CREEP! EWW!!! HE REMINDS ME OF DENNIS FROM THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE, LIKE HIS VOICE IS JUST SO CREEPY AND UGHHH I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT! BTW RAE WOULD NEVER EVEN GLANCE UPON HIS CREEPER ASS. -_- SPEEDY/AQUALAD: WHEN WERE THEY EVER DECLARED GAY? I MEAN IM NEVER AGAINST GAYS CUZ IM BI MYSELF BUT WHO WOKE UP AND SAID, "MHH I THINK I'LL MAKE THESE INCREDIBLY TWO SEXY COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS WHO OBVIOUSLY HAVE WOMEN ON THEY'RE MIND A COUPLE." UMMM WHAT? BB/KOLE: BB STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM KOLE. SHE BELONGS WITH JERICHO! THIS PAIRING IS BEING USED RECENTLY EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE BOTH CUTE, JUST NO! NO TO ALL THIS! B GET AWAY FROM KOLE! KOLE DON'T WANT YOU!
MAL/RAE: SOO IS THIS A THING NOW? IS THIS REALLY LIFE NOW? THIS IS JUST AS WORSE AS SLADE AND RAVEN! WHY WOULD YOU PUT AN EVIL HEARTBREAKING DRAGON WITH RAVEN? HE BROKE HER HEART! SINCE WHEN IS THAT EVEN APPEALING?! Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all of my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, whats your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes are amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing Man: People should put a sign on my dick that says choking hazard! Woman : Isn't that the label they put on small objects? ( COURTESY OF RACHELROTH9) Realism Astute Vicious Empathic No-Nonsense Teen Titans! Sweetness Timid Astonishing Reasonable Fair Incomparable Righteous Elative Teen Titans! Rash Orderly Brave Intelligent Nimble Teen Titans! Bold Easy-going Alert Silly Truthful Beastly Overeactive Young Teen Titans! Cool Yo! Brave On Ridiculous Geeky Teen Titans! Truth Endless, Enserving Never-ending, Titans, Indescribable, True Always, Never Stopping. Teen Titans! Teen Titan Fans Forever! Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans I AM A MIRACULOUS LADYBUG WHORE!!!!!!! AND DAMN PROUD OF IT!!! BLACK LIVES MATTER, BLACK LIVES MATTER, THEY FUCKING MATTER ALRIGHT! STOP KILLING US!! AND STOP TRYING TO JUSTIFY PEOPLE'S DEATH. ALL LIVES MATTER DOES NOT SOLVE SHIT. ALL LIVES WILL MATTER WHEN BLACK LIVES MATTER!! Even though I'm not on it all the time I got a Tumblr, check me out tho at Isabella Jaii. |