A/N: A new Chapter? So soon?

Yes.

So, here is the epilogue. Enjoy. :)

Disclaimer: Do I have to write this on every chapter? I. Do. Not. Own. The. Teen. Titans.

The Incident

Chapter Nine: Epilogue

No POV

"You all know the story of what happened one August in Jump City to this band of superheroes. What you don't know is what happened afterwards, but I do, and I can tell you. All of the cameras that I have hidden in their tower tells me the story, from beginning to ending... and many more juicy stories like it.

"I bet you want to know what happened. I bet you all think I am evil to keep you all in suspense... well that's my job, being a villain and all...

"Okay, okay. Stop throwing shoes at me, I'll tell you. Damn superhero fans," the villain in all black with a half orange half black mask muttered darkly.

Four Months Later

A purple haired girl wearing a long, violet and black dress. She fixed the veil on her head, then started to walk down the halls of Titans Tower, slowly making her way towards the Common Room. Once she reached the door, she paused. Her grip tightened around her bouquet of roses that matched her current outfit - black and violet - when she heard the "Wedding March" start to play in the other room. The girl's feet refused to move from their current spot.

"Friend," a redheaded girl softly spoke as she entered through the door, towards the purple haired girl, as if sensing her emotions. She laid a hand on her friend's shoulder before continuing, "it is for the best," she softly smiled, "for the three of you. Maybe this will help," the redhead said as she stuck a green rose into the center of her friend's bouquet.

"Thanks, Starfire," the purple haired girl muttered. "But I'm only sixteen! Don't you think that is a bit young."

"Friend Raven, you are almost seventeen. On my planet, as well as some countries here on Earth, people marry quiet young, even as young as nine."

"Yes, but we still have our whole lives in front of us. We should be able to wait for years!"

"Friend Raven. What is done is done," Starfire stated sadly, but then she brightened up as she took her hand off of Raven's shoulder, "Besides, you will now have another person to spend your future with," Raven smiled back. "Now, go," Starfire said as she began to push Raven towards the door, "Friend Beast Boy is waiting, and I believe he is feeling like you... what is the word... stood him up."

Raven and Starfire appeared in the Common Room. Starfire quickly sat down as Raven looked around. An aisle was formed in the center of the room, with chairs filled with people on either side. In the chairs were many people: all the members of all the different Towers of the Teen Titans, all of the members of the Justice League, her father and a few other villains, a few other no names - like Control Freak.

Raven took in the surrounding decorations: an assortment of blacks, violets, and greens to represent the two about to be wed in holy matrimony. She then looked ahead of her.

Standing on the makeshift altar, was a green skinned boy with green hair and eyes. He was in a dashing black tux with violet accents. He was smiling at her with a 100-watt smile, causing any and all fears the purple haired girl might have had left to melt away. She walked up to join him on the altar, careful to make sure that she did not walk too fast, careful to not let her eagerness show. She turned our Cyborg as he began the commencement, only focusing on one thing... her future family. She was happy to be marrying the guy of her dreams... but she was even happier to know that her unborn child would have a father.

"Yeah... I may be a villain," sobbed the black clad villain, "but even the great Slade has a soft spot for these sorts of things."

"Anyway..." started a red and black clad figure as he suddenly joined our villain, "Stop crying. It's a happy ending, whoop-de-fucking-doo. Of course it is, our author can be a sap."

"Deadpool, what are you doing here? You're in the wrong universe!" Slade said to the red clad figure.

"Duh, I'm Deadpool," Deadpool said before he then shot Slade. "Now then, kiddies, the moral of the story is: you can get pregnant the first time you have sex... and wait to have sex and to fall in love until you are either old enough or have a relationship like these two fucking heroes who just could not keep it in their pants. He was fucking 14! For God's sake, he couldn't even use protection!"

Deadpool sighed as he began to pace the room, "At least he had the balls to tap that... and besides, I have the sex tape, thank you Slade and your cameras, Deadpool out!" Deadpool shouted before he then shot himself in the head.

A/N: So, I wrote this after work today. I think I am tired, because... what the fuck did I just produce? Why Slade? Why Deadpool? I actually can't stop laughing.

Anyway, I have never been to a wedding, so I don't know what happens, although this is the second time I have actually written about one (which is an original story about original characters. I play to put that series of stories on my DeviantArt one day... I am under the same name there).

Also, yay! I actually finished a fanfic for once... and it only took over a year... for only nine chapters. At least I don't have to worry about this anymore (man that sounded better in my head XD ).

Just a random statement: corned beef is amazing... although that is probably my Irish side coming out. :)

So, thanks for all of my readers, followers, and reviewers. Special thanks to all of the people that have stayed with me since the beginning of the fanfiction... if there are actually any of you left.

If anyone is confused... so am I. :) Anyway, this story takes place in August. Beast Boy is 14 and his birthday is November 25th, Raven is 16 and her birthday is December 31st (get it, end of the world, end of the year), Cyborg is 22 and his birthday is January 29th, Robin is 19 and his birthday is September 9th, and Starfire is also 19 with her birthday being December 3rd. BB and Rae get together and have sex, Rae gets pregnant and the two of them get married in mid December. BB is now 15, and Star and Rob are 20. Rae is still 16. Just in case ya were wondering. ;)

Toodles. :)

Oh, jeeze. That sounds agonizingly stupid.

Later! :)