Hi.

Welcome to my profile. If you wish to insult me, go ahead. I will turn the other cheek. If you need advice on something, that is what my blog is for. If he just dumped you for no apparat reason, been there, done that, tell me about it on my blog. When you think there is no one that cares and the only way out is sucide, tell me about it. Because I will read what you say and I WILL pray for you. Some of these stories will make you cry. Most made me cry. Some made me stronger. Some made want to make a stand. Some made me want to lock myself in my room for the rest of my life because of the damn horriable world we live in. But that won't help. So I decided to make a blog site for christian girls who are suffering or want someone else to help them pray or hear about their terrible day. here's the link

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Hope to hear from you soon

THIS MY FRIEND DEMI'S STORY!! ALL CREDS TO HER!!!!

As the rain began to pour down, I ran into his arms jumping with my feet around his waist and my arms tightly locked around his neck. I kissed him as the rain began to slowly harden with a slow haste. We kissed for a few seconds when he slowly and lightly set me back on the ground. I was smaller than he was with my bare wet feet. He grabbed my hand as we ran back into the woods.

He kissed me once more. I sat down on a stump and began tightening my wrists. I had just remembered of my past and also remembered I had never told Edmund about it.

“What’s wrong?” He looked at me concerned.

“I’ve never told you. I’ve been through so much in my past it’s all so painful. I looked him in the eye.

“What are you talking about, Vic?” Edmund asked.

“I was bullied and went through depression where I almost cut.” I looked at my hands where they were squeezed together tightly.

“Do you want to talk about it?” He asked once more.

“It’s hard hiding my life from people. It’s hard hiding my darkest secrets especially when I can’t keep them in. Especially when you wake up with bloodshot eyes and tear stains on your cheeks. It’s all complicated and hard to live with but I stay strong. Even though I didn’t cut and I was bullied, I stayed strong through the tears and heartbreaks. It’s hard, but I can do it because I believe in myself and know I can find my own happiness.” I began to cry. It felt so good letting everything out especially to Edmund when I just trust him with anything. Including my life.

He sat down beside me on the tree trunk as he took his hand in mine.

“I may not know what it’s like for depression and cutting and bullying, but I know it all hurts. Believing in yourself and remembering that you have so many people who love and care for you is all that matters. I love you, Vicki, even if it doesn’t seem like it.” He put his arm around me as he wiped a tear that dripped down my cheek.

We sat for a few minutes as I let out a few more tears. I’d been through so much in my past and it always felt good letting it out but there was still knots in my head that I had to untangle. I was confused and felt empty. I loved knowing that my best friend loved me so much he wouldn’t let me go. I didn’t care if I cried in front of Edmund. I love him, too.

“Promise me,” I paused. “Promise me you won’t let me go.”

“I promise.”

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All For Jesus

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Every baby has a right to love, laugh, and LIVE

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

I love Jesus, Jesus love love love love love love love loves me, if you believe Jesus loves you paste this in your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won'forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Fuck this, I'm going to Narnia.

Because I'm the weird kid, and always will be.
Because I never give up on dreams.
Because I have an over active imagination.
Because I want to be different.
Because I never said you had to like me.
Because I love history.
Because I write.
Because this is who I am.

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Pairings I am a Fan/Shipper Of

Narnia

Susan/Caspian

Hunger Games

Katniss/Peeta

Prim/Rory

Effie/Haymitch

iCarly

Carly/Freddie

Sam/Spencer

Gilmore Girls

Rory/Logan

Lorelei/Luke

Once Upon a Time

Emma/Graham

Snow White/ Prince Charming

Good Luck Charlie

Teddy/Spencer

Wizards of Waverly Place

Alex/Mason

Justin/Juliet

Harper/Zeke

Jessie

Jessie/Tony

Psych

Juliet/Shawn

Big Bang Theory

Penny/Leonard

Amy/Sheldon

Bernadette/Howard

Avengers:

Natasha/Clint

Pepper/Tony

Steve/Darcy

Hill/Fury

Thor/Jane

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All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
-Walt Disney

Will you pursue?

Before Hogwarts ... wrote to Harry ... ... Before Bella ... moved to Washington ... ... Before Percy ... went to Camp ... ... Lucy looked into a Wardrobe
-?

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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? I am part of the 7 percent and the 8 percent

If your a CHRISTIAN, a firm believer in JESUS CHRIST, the SON of GOD, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and Play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it-

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to call her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, babe?"

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A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post and like this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it.

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a statue, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.(seriously I tripped on one of the steps and laughed my head off.)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (damn you oxygen.)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their bums off.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallapatorius, zotlot, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey. thegentlequeen. All For Jesus Sincerely Ro Mance

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, thegentlequeen, All For Jesus Sincerely Ro Mance

kissing is 's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually really only need to apply mascara to your top 's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first 's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love ... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

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My Dear Child,

I love you. I have called you bu name, you are mine. Before I formed you, I knew you. And before you were born. I consecrated you. You did not choose me, I chose you. Because you are precious to me, and honored, I love. I have loved you with an everlasting love and I will continue my constant love. How can I abandon you? My for you is too strong. I love you so much that I hung on the cross in Calvary.

I died for you, and if you believe in Me, you will have everlasting life. Can a woman forget her own baby and not love the child she bore? Yet even should she forget, I will never forget you. I cannot forget you. I formed you in the palm of my hands. I am with you always until the end of the world. Do not let your heart be troubled trust in me. I will help you. When you pass through the deep waters, I will be with you.

Your troubles will not overwhelm you. When you walk through the valley of the shadow of death do not be afraid because I am with you. My rod and my staff will comfort you. I will lead you in the path of righteousness. I will give you peace in the midst of a storm. Don't let your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

The peace I give surpasses all understanding. My eyes are upon you and I will give you hope, for I am merciful. You will have access to my grace and rejoice in hope and while sharing in the glory of my Father.

You may have sorrow now, but I will see you again, and your heart will rejoice and no one will take your joy from you Do not worry. Even the hairs on your have all been counted, so there is no need to be afraid of anything. The mountains may depart and the hills will be shaken but my steadfast love for you will never end. Cone unto me, all who labor and are burdened, and I will give you rest.

I will be true and faithful. I will show you constant love and make you mine forever. I will keep my promise and you will really know me then as never before. I am the Lord your God.

Your Faithful Friend,

Jesus.

If you find this letter touching and believe in God, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

To those who lost their lives at Columbine and Virgina Tech, you are never forgotten.

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When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb @#!*% ?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyouat that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin " @#!*% !" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds @#!*% that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.

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Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell ?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

On my elbow... Tried too do a sharp turn on my bike, got road rash.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Paint, Four stick white boards, picture of me and my bestie skiing, picture of my and the VBS group that I helped out with, mostly pictures, Oh and a poster of Selena Gomez that I got for free with a CD, Um that is about it.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

Some people say that I snore, but I think I only snore when I am sick.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

Mostly christian.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

12:07 pm

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

To eat lots of lindor chocolate

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

My friends:(

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

My iPad, Don't judge me but my Baby Doll, Gloria.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5'2 or 5'4

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Depends how small the space is.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

Not as muck as I use to.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

I have no idea. I havn't cried in a long time.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

I don't really wear perfume.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Any, I am not picky

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

On the beach!

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

I don't really drink either. Does coke count as coffee?

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Pepperoni and Bacon

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Marzipan and chocolate

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

I don't know

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

Yes, but I am NOT telling

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

Sadly, no.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

Roxy all the way!

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

Yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

Dog and a annoying gerbil that we are giving away.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

You can't help falling in love, so yes

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

Come right out and say it... really REALLY fast

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

24

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

No preference

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

My mom, she makes me.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

Annoying brothers

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

Yes, Canada, where I live.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Spiders

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

I met Dan Hemuis of the Vancouver Canuks

37. FIRST JOB?

Babysitting my bestie's little sister at track and field.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

No:(

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?

Reading fanfics

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

Nope. I was under anetheadics when they rebroke my arm

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My beauty. I strange old man said I was beautiful once.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

No, but I probably will get them

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

New decor for my room

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

4 at least 2 girls

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

A person on a TV show.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

Yes but I sing the little rhyme.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Dove Damage control

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Not really

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Chewing on my nails, but not like all the way down I just tap on it with my bottom teeth.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

None, The only CD's I have are my Selena Gomez ones.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Maybe, I am weird and a bit bossy

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Nope, only personality

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Kick the Buddy app

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

My friends house

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Baby Dolls

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

None I don't have a cell phone

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

Eww NO

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

All the time,

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

Mashed Potatoes

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

IDK sweet, funny, someone who loves me, the usual

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Cal, Caly, Ladybug, MY parents call me Princess, My bestie calls me Susan. Like from narnia.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

Mostly all the bands on Praise 1065

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

The Nanny

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

Haven't taken them yet

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Cookies and cream

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yes, what a weird question!

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

Doing the chicken dance and the macerana the other day.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

No, no I did not

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

120km

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

YES!!!!!

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

The ringing in my ears and my sister or my brother crunching on chips.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

Water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Mom

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

I have no idea

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?

All this time by Britt Nicole

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

My brother

FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

December. It is nice to snuggle under the blankets and play in the snow

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

No idea.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Brown with blond ombre

86. EYE COLOR?

Brownish green

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

Don't like fast food.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

HATE SEAFOOD!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

My brother playing halo 4.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

Christmas, November 3

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

Piano to some degree.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

HUhWassit

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

A little bit of both

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships!!!

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT

I don't know

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

Don't have one, too young! :(

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

Fanfics

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

Don't have one :(

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Remember When... Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground? The worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES? Mom was your hero And Dad was Superman ? When your worst enemies were your siblings? And race issues were about who ran faster? When WAR was a card game? And life was simple and carefree? Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP? Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside :)

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I feel the need to prepare you for the randomness that follows this. So, be prepared.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think WHO raised US?

When nothing goes right...
go left.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

We never really grow up we only learn how to act in public.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Did you know nearly 10 people every year are killed by vending machines?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but still check when you say the paint it wet?

Laugh at your problems. Everyone else does.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

When in doubt, mumble.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

There's a fine line between cuddling someone, and pinning them down so they can't get away.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

You're never to old to learn something stupid.

A bargain is something you don't need, at a price you can't resist.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

How does paper beat rock? If you throw a rock at me, I'm not going to defend myself a sheet of A4...

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted.

My mum keeps telling me that I never listen... or something like that.

Screw you recommended serving size. You don't know me!

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I love my mother because...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

6. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

7. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

9. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

11. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

12. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

13. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

14. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

15. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

She must have forgotten who was going to babysit said kids. LoL

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Copy & Paste This
If You Believe
Christianity is
NOT Just A Religion
It's A Relationship
Let Your Lights Shine Bright
For Christ Is To Return Soon
Love Jesus

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They say say Twilight
We say NARNIA!
They say Edward
We say CASPIAN!
They say Bella
We say SUSAN!
They say Alice
We say LUCY!
They say Carlisle
We say PETER!
They say Jacob
We say EDMUND!
They say vampires and werewolves
We say NARNIANS AND ASLAN!
They say Robert Pattinson
We say BEN BARNES, SKANDAR KEYNES AND WILLIAM MOSELEY!
They say Kristen Stewart
We say ANNA POPPLEWELL AND GEORGIE HENLEY!
NARNIA FOREVER!!!!!!

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D

If you know the lines to both Narnia movies, copy and paste this.

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I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Elizabeth Zara, Knees, LM2MM, obsessedchick15, All for Jesus,

This One's For The Girls

If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away

If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'

If your not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep your's is on the inside that's where it counts

If you'd rather read then party GREAT

If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone

If your a geek scream it from the roof tops

If your a nerd be proud of your brain and if your a geek... well you get the point

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If you don't use myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that some girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are NOT addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you were lost but found by God, copy and paste this into your profile

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends.

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.

Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray.

If you're a Christian and declare that Jesus is Lord, then copy and paste this into your profile! JESUS!

If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.

T'was Grace that taught my heart to fear and Grace my fears relieved.
How precious did that Grace appear the hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares we have already come.
T'was Grace that brought us safe thus far and Grace will lead us home.

The Lord has promised good to me, His word my hope secures.
He will my shield and portion be as long as life endures.

When we've been here ten thousand years bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing God's praise then when we'd first begun.

-Amazing Grace

So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal. 2 Corinthians 4:18

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Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the pearly gates of Heaven.

If you believe in God copy and paste this in your profile

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If you are a Narnia freak and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11,Queen of Fantasy,Narnia Queen,Narnian Princess,AshleighM, NarniaSparkle, All for Jesus,

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (Narnia)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, Sailor-TimeLord, Commander Ael, tylerbamafan, Dorito of Doom, Ashleigh M, NarniaSparkle, All for Jesus,

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Narnia and Middle-earth must be getting awfully crowded - what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces.

A good book is a good friend.
Our idea of fun is reading.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? We don't believe it's even possible to read that little!

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl who people look through when I say something. I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl who people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,who loves and is obsessed with Narnia, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, All The Pretty Horses, ElvesWizardsCentaursohmy, Fierce Queen, AngelofNightandDarkness, SeleneQueenoftheNight, earth17, narniagirl11, NarniaSparkle, All for Jesus,

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WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

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Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school or work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile

THINGS TO DO WHILE AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

38 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. If someone looks at you, scream, "I swear! I only meant to knock him out for a little bit!"

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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

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Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

About 95 percent of girls would scream if Edward jumped over a Cliff, 4 percent would yell "JUMP!" and 1 percent would push him off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I'm the 1 percent that would push him off... and I'd put spikes and garlic at the bottom. Twilight should be used as toilet paper.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile

Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. (Try more than 500)

If You like English, Irish, Spainish, Scottish, and Welsh Accents, Copy and Paste this into your Profile