![]() Name: Riley Rae Gender: female State: IN Country: USA Eye color: Brown Hair color: Brown Hobbies/likes: drawing, writing, reading, climbing, movies, math, music, band, history, adventure, swimming, mythological creatures, dreaming, sleeping in, art, singing, camp, poetry, making lists, day-dreaming, designing, youtube, deviantART, typing, animals, Video Games Hates/dislikes: Rap music, Health, Gym, veggies, spiders, mosquitoes, my sister's taste in music, boredom, Favorite songs: "Little Wonders" ~ Rob Thomas, "Boom Boom Pow" ~ Black eyed Peas, "I'm still here" ~ Goo Goo Dolls, "New Divide" ~ Linkin Park, "Fireflies" ~ Owl City (many, many, more, but these are the ones that are stuck in my head at the moment) Favorite books: Warriors series, Vladimir Tod Series, Inkheart series, Teen Idol, The Princess and the Pauper, Uglies series, Each Little Bird that Sings (Many more, but these are all that I can Remeber DX) Favorite book characters: Tally (Uglies), Aya (Extras), Dustfinger (Inkheart), Jayfeather (Warriors: Power of Three), Dovepaw (Warriors: Omen of the Stars), Vlad (V.T.), Otis Otis (V.T.), Favorite shows: Transformers Animated, Transformers Armada, Secret Saturdays, Code Lyoko, Danny Phantom, House, Three Rivers, Avater: The last Airbender Favorite characters from shows: Bumblebee (TFA and G1), Blurr (TFA), Starscream (TF all), Mirage (TF G1), Zak (SS), Doyle (SS), Gir (Invader Zim), Skyfire (TF G1), Bluestreak (TF G1), Hound (TF G1), Sari (TFA), Hotshot (TFA and Armada), Danny (DP), Dr. House (House), Zuko (ATLA), Katara (ATLA), Mai (ATLA), Toph (ATLA) Favorite movies: Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen, Quest for Camelot, Meet the Robinsons, Over the Hedge, Blindside, 2012, Surfs Up, Muppets Cristmas Carol Favorite characters from movies: Bumblebee (TF), Sideswipe (RotF), Garret (QfC), Devon and Cornwall (QfC), Bladebeak (QfC), Wilbur (MtR), Goob (MtR), Bud (MtR), Lazlo (MtR), RJ (OtH), Hammy (OtH), Mike (BS), SJ (BS), Cody (SU) What I want to be when I grow up: Writer, Graphic Designer, Docter, Voice Actor Favorite quotes: "Wilbur, how 'bout I paint you orange?" ~ Lazlo (MtR) (Hey, I love orange! But, maybe later... "That, is an excellent question." ~ Wilbur (Mtr) "Another excelant question." ~ Wilbur (MtR) If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, I will cry because I will think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! l=lVl=l vs. l\ .M. /l I am a Christian. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) Be Against Abortion! Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this A life is a life born or unborn perfect or unperfect blind or not blind deaf or undeaf young or old God didn't give it to us just to get rid of it ourselves by murder or abortion Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Girls 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. Racism is wrong and never fails to destroy people in the long run. We are all children of God and in that aspect we are the same, even if we look different. If you are against racism, copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile. Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile! If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile. Every time someone makes a salad, dozens of harmless vegetables lose their lives. So save a life, eat a hamburger! If you really dislike homophobes saying that yaoi and yuri are unholy and that we're all going to hell, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think plagiarism is a stupid, pointless crime, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: PhantomInvader, Nightcrawler's Shadow, Blurr Fire If you realize that this ain't a scene, it's an arms race, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you don't believe this statistic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you are sick of all these copy and paste things and want it to stop, leave this piece of shit alone and pat yourself on the back for a job well done. If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile. YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY WHEN... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile Too many people have died because of other's "needs" of fame and fortune. If you care, copy and paste this into your profile I want child abuse to stop. If you do too, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy and past this into your profile If you truly believe, there is a Transformer somewhere for you copy this into your profile. If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said Transformers aren’t real, copy this onto your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :-) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, (it's so fun! :-) ) copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol. (My friends are alway talking about their favorite kind of drink, it makes me sick to my stomach. bleh) If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Nightcrawler's Shadow, Blurr Fire Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in X Men (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other X Men related thing you can think of about X Men or the X Men characters. Crazy is when you can open up a X Men comic and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OKD (Obsessive Kurt Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is when you can write a very thick biography about your favorite X-men character. Crazy is when you randomly shout out CHOCOLATE just to make your friend laugh. Crazy is when you run into a door, wall, etc. and say "Sorry, I was too busy thinking about tacos to see you." If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you've ever spent time just copying and pasting things onto your profile because you were bored, copy and paste this onto you profile. A Good and Best Friend: A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend has a long, normal conversation with you. A best friend has a pointless conversation with you that lasts all night and still has you laughing the next day. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. More Copy and Paste Shit: ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (uh-oh) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you've read all seven Harry Potter book out loud in a fake british accent just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile ((Jurassic Park)) If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile. If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart 1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf 2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one. 3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price 4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices" 5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!" 6-start a fish stick fight 7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!" 8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!" 9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do 10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him) 11-attempt to fly off a high shelf 12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store 13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line 14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section 15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8.. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Flubbed Headlines these are real goofed up Head lines what do you think they were really trying to say JUDGE NOT CONVINCED MURDER VICTIM IS ALIVE (Isn't a murder victim dead in the first place) 11 HIGH STUDENTS SCORE PERFECT GRADE (and they said drugs hurt your grades) MAN KILLED OVER PHONE(parents should tell this to there teens to get them to stop texting) POLICEMAN SHOOTS MAN WITH KNIFE(What the Heck!!) MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH (zombie workers on strike?) If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Amethystaquamarine34azure, Nightcrawler's Shadow (Kurtty shall rule all! Die Lancitty, may you burn in the depths of hell!), Blurr Fire If you've ever gone into a mini rant (such as I just did) about your favorite pairings, copy and paste this onto your profile and name your favorite ship: Kurtty (XME), Sari/Bee (TFA) 92 percent of the teenage population has switched to rap music. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you really couldn't care less about what type of music everyone else listens to as long as you're jammin' to your own beat. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Those who are racist are afraid of the unknown. Those who suffer because of racism are given the short end of the stick. If you wish to use said stick against racists, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are constantly misspelling just on your computer as 'jsut' copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR! 1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker" 2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!" 3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 11) Meow occasionally. 12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 18) Say "Ding!" at each floor. 19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?" MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. (I have proven this) 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty. If you have stayed on the computer literally all day taking absolutely no breaks whatsoever, except bathroom breaks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had the urge to jump into your TV and correct whatever mistakes your favorite characters have made, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think bananas are odd fruits, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to talk like your favorite character (with an accent), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever mouthed the words to your favorite movie and/or TV show just to piss off your friends, copy and paste this into your profile. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.(I'm pretty sure I live by this rule) You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch. Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder. Every time you open your mouth, you get in trouble. Alternatively, just stick up your middle finger under the table. I have reviews from teens and you don't. In your FACE James Patterson. There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet Things That Piss Me Off... In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!). On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a cup of noodles: "WARNING: product may be hot when ready" (Apparently we use ice cubes to cook noodles nowadays.) (thank you to Epsilon Indi for finding these next few labels) A newspaper headline read :FIVE MEN DO THE WORST THING EVER. And then there was nothing more on the subject but a picture of a jail. Anyone else curious what the 'worst thing ever' is? A computer packaging label read "WARNING! Contents are liable to overload. HANDLE WITH CAUTION!". Don't computers need to be plugged in to overload in the first place? On a package of sesame seed burger buns: "NOTE: ingesting sesame seeds will not cause sesame plants to grow in your stomach". Do I even need to say ANYTHING after that? On a church sign: "JESUS IS GOOD". I'm unsure whether this is a typo or not, but either way it's amusing. Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD If you ever stop typing randomly, copy an If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. 90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. First Grade True Story "A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away." "A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’ If you've ever lit a fireproof substance on fire copy/paste. It's fun, especially when you actually DO light said substance on fire. There is no such thing as non flammable...(yeah it's not a reassuring thought) If you like being different and don't care what those jerks at school say put this onyour profile and add your name below:Shadow Kitty 22, -Gasp- Dead Deer, Nightcrawler's Shadow, Blurr Fire this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is loser cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. 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