Author's notes: ok, just wanted to put out there that I put a poll on my profile, so check it out, and ummm… everybody got their towels? Ford would be really mad at you if you forgot it. 10 bucks cash to the person who can tell me where that's from
Ok, apparently my brother's think I gotta do a narration of this story from now on so… umm, well, basically, axel was arrested for assault when he went out dressed as a woman…sorta, well anyway, axel went asking for directions (apparently the clothes and makeup took away the male instinct to NEVER ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!, who'da thunk it, eh?) and the kid then screamed, hit him in the face with a bat, kicked him in the shin and called the police…so, well, here we are. This is really weird....
Axel: hey roxas…
Roxas: -laughing his ass off at axel-
Axel: it's not that funny… I gotta get out of here before it's time for showers man! I'm horrible at gripping soap and I forgot my soap on a rope!!!
Roxas: you have soap on a rope?
Axel: of course, right next to my blow dryer and brush
Roxas: …your such a girl you know that?
Axel: roxas, I swear to god, when I get out of here I'm gonna kick your ass
Roxas: then why should I pay your bail?
Axel: because…uhhhhh…I love you?
Roxas: …..
Inmates: he's mine..o.o
Axel: T_T
Roxas: -slowly walking away-
Axel: roxas, remember all the good times we've had?!
Roxas: you mean the time you sold all my stuff on ebay? Or the time you stole my bike and crashed it into 50 pieces? Or the time when you set me up to have larxene kick my ass for 2 days straight?
Axel: …I said the good times!
Roxas: …where was I for these "good times"
Axel: your gonna leave me here aren't you?
Roxas: well, I hear jail builds character
Axel: it's a lie, just like the cake (ok seriously, cookies for whoever knows where these references are from)
Roxas: -is eating cake- you say something?
Axel: where'd you-you got that out the trash didn't you?
Roxas: hey, cake is cake my friend
Roxas: oh my god! I'm missing my favorite show! Night axel!
Axel: wait no!! Come back! ….at least save me some of that cake!
Roxas: when hell freezes over perhaps!
Axel: … you suck
Inmate: hey honey
Axel: oh hell no! –runs around in circle screaming-
Ok, so this somewhat creepy chapter is now over, I made this at 1am so, not all that good but hey, at least you didn't pay for this right? Wait, did you guys pay for this? You fools… well, on that note, good night