Yola, peeps! It's Kai!

Name: Kelsey

Nickname: Kai (well, I'm trying to get it to catch on), Kels, Cia, K-chan, Pigtails, Fairy-san, Chibi-chan, England, The Fairy, and England the Fairy

Transformer Name: Aquafrost (the one from the name generator), Terror (the one I made up)

Author of: 19 stories

Interests: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Transformers, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and others.

Country: United States

Favorite Transformer: You want me to pick one!! Okay, Top Ten!

10.) Elita One (G1)

9.) Jetfire (All)

8.) Blackarachnia (All)

7.) Bumblebee (Movie Version)

6.) Starscream(G1)

5.) Jazz (Movie Version)

4.) Prowl (Animated)

3.) Hot Shot (Cybertron)

2.) Hot Rod (G1)

1.) Bumblebee (Animated)

Favorite Autobot: You're kidding me. Okay, It's a four way tie between Bumblebee (Animated), Hot Rod (G1), Hot Shot (Cybertron), and Prowl (Animated). I'm really indecisive.

Favorite Decepticon: Starscream. (I don't consider Blackarachnia (Animated) a Decepticon. I also don't consider Thundercracker (Cybertron) a Decepticon because he defects in the last episode.)

Favorite Maximal: Cheetor!

Favorite Predacon: Blackarachnia

Least Favorite Autobot: Sentinel Prime (Animated)

Least Favorite Decepticon: Swindle (All)

Faction: Autobot

Favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Raphael

Ninja Turtle I'd Want to be My Brother: Leonardo

Ninja Turtle I'd be BFFLS With: Michelangelo

Ninja Turtle I'd Want for a Teammate: Donatello

Ninja Turtle I'd Want to See in Transformers: All

Couple/Pairings...

Transformers:

HotshotXOverride (Cybertron)

OPXE-1 (G1)

OPXE-1/BA (Animated)

HotrodXArcee (G1)

SariXJetfire (Animated)

PowerglideXMoonracer (G1)

RatchetXArcee (Animated)

IronhideXChromia (G1)

ThunderblastXLugnutz (Cybertron)

BAXSilverbolt (Best Wars/Machines)

RattrapXBotanica (Beast Machines)

FirestarXInferno (G1)

AirazorXTigatron (Beast Wars)

FalciaXRedline (Unicron Trilogy)

SlipstreamXStarscream (Animated)

CodyXLori (Cybertron)

SpikeXCarly (G1)

ThunderblastXJazz (Cybertron and Animated)

StarscreamXAlexis (Armada)

MegatronXSari (Animated)

InfernoxRed Alert (G1)

SariXFrenzy (Animated and G1)

OptimusXMaggie (Movie)

IronhideXAnnabelle (Movie)

StarscreamXMikeala (Movie)

ProwlXNightbird (Animated and G1)

Ninja Turtles:

LeoXKarai

AprilXCasey

RaphXMonaLisa

MikeyXKala

Avatar:

AangXKatara

SokkaXSuki

ZukoXMai

SokkaXToph

The DukeXToph

Pokemon:

AshXMisty

BrockXProfessor Ivy

MayXDrew

GaryXDawn

Yu-Gi-Oh!:

YugiXTea

AtemXMana

Priest SetoXKisara

JoeyXMai

TristanXSerenity

MarikXChris

Yu-Gi-Oh GX:

JadenXBlair

ChazzXAlexis

ZaneXAlexis

Hetalia:

EnglandXFrance

Fem!EnglandXFrance

RussiaXAmerica

RussiaXFem!America

AmericaXJapan

Fem!JapanXAmerica

Fem!AmericaXJapan

AmericaX(S)Korea

AmericaXFem!(S)Korea

AustriaXHungary

Male!HungaryXFem!Prussia

GermanyXItaly

Fem!GermanyXItaly

GermanyXFem!Italy

JapanXFem!Italy

FranceX2p!Fem!England

CanadaXPrussia

Fem!CanadaXPrussia

Fem!PrussiaXCanada

EnglandXJapan

EnglandXFem!Japan

EnglandXChina

EnglandXFem!China

GreeceXBelarus (Please, someone else ship this besides me! It's adorable!)

GreeceXJapan

GreeceXFem!Japan

GreeceXTurkey

TurkeyXFem!Greece

SpainXRomano

SpainXFem!Romano

RomanoXFem!Spain

RomanoXAmerica

Fem!RomanoXAmerica

2p!EnglandX2p!(Fem!)America (Only version of USUK I'll ship)

AustriaXSwitzerland

AustriaXFem!Switzerland

NorwayXDenmark

Fem!NorwayXDenmark

SwedenXFinland

SwedenXFem!Finland

Fem!LithuaniaXMale!Belarus

LithuaniaXPoland

Fem!LithuaniaXPoland

SealandXLatvia

SealandXFem!Latvia

RomaniaXMe (haters gonna hate)

RomaniaXHungary

JapanXSwitzerland

JapanXFem!Switzerland

Crossover:

SariXMax (Animated and Pokemon)

ThundercrakerXSydney (Cybertron and Power Rangers)

MichelangeloXTylee (TMNT 2003 and Avatar)

JazzXAzula (Animated and Avatar)

ProwlXAzula (Animated and Avatar)

DonnieXAhsoka (TMNT 2003 and Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

HassleberryXLayla (Yu-Gi-Oh GX and Winx Club)

Yami BakuraXIcy (Yu-Gi-Oh and the Winx Club)

AtticusXIshizu (Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu-Gi-Oh GX)

JesseXSydney (Yu-Gi-Oh GX and TMNT 2003)

BakuraXMeng (Yu-Gi-Oh and Avatar)

2p!EnglandXHuman!Pinkie Pie (Hetalia and MLP:FiM)

2p!Fem!EnglandXHuman!Bubble Berry[Male!Pinkie Pie] (Hetalia and MLP:FiM)

Current Stories Being Worked On...

Dimension Shock

TMNT Chronicles Book 1: Teenage Maiden Ninja Team

All the More Turtles

All in the History

Stars

Cha-Cha Slide

Father of the Seeker

Seven Sparks for Seven Sisters

Revealed

Current Stories Completed...

TFA Public Service Announcements

The Aftermath of Hate (May continue)

Kiss

Punishment

Secret

Blurr's Ticket

Stories in the Making...

Transformers G1: Beauty and the Beast

There is one unusual femme who is the bell of the ball, even if she doesn't realize it. But waiting for Prince Charming is hard to do, especially when you are being held captive by a beast! (Disney Version with G1 characters)

Transformed

When two girls close to the Autobots are kidnapped by the Decepticons, things get personal. Things get worse when these two girls are turned into transformers themselves! How will they adjust? Will they ever be human again? And why does it seem two Autobots have been acting strangely around them? (Movieverse, after ROTF)

Death Wish

In 2013, Samantha (Sammie) Witwicky has been mortal enemies with Starscream since she can remember. Now, Starscream and his trine have been kicked out of the Nemesis and are not allowed to return. So the Autobots take them in, much to Sammie's chagrin. But maybe she can learn to tolerate the seeker. And maybe they can find something more. (G1)

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Bot-Mart

Sari is having her first visit to the Cybertronian equivalent to Wal-Mart! Now she gets to experience her friends' favorite pass time while in Bot-Mart. Embarrassing the slag out of Ratchet! And Prowl is in on it, so you know that it has to be extremely funny otherwise he wouldn't bother. Let the chaos ensue! (Animated)

Whistler

The Decepticons have hired a rouge assassin named Whistler to kill the leaders of the Autobots and kill anyone who get in her way. Now Ultra Magnus and Sentinel are dead and Optimus is next in line. His team, Jazz, and the Jet Twins rush to Earth to protect him, but Whistler follows them there. What will happen to Bumblebee when he's caught in the on of her traps? (Animated)

Tokyo Mew Mew: The Next Season

Now that the aliens have left and all other enemies (major that is)is defeated everything is going great for the Mew Mews, except that Masaya and Ichigo are on the verge of a break-up and the leftover chimera animales are causing mayhem, destruction, and despair. Then, unannounced to the Mew Mews, the aliens return! The only problem is Pai and Tart have lost their memories and now the aliens need these things called the Mew Jewels for their planet, which is dying. The problem that connects to that is the Mew Mews need those to keep their powers stable! (Tokyo Mew Mew anime)

A New (York) Fruits Basket

Kyo just ran away. He had had it with Yuki and not being able to win. Yes, he was going to miss Tohru, but she was a sacrifice he would have to make. He decided to run away to the farthest place he could. The United States. Kyo makes to New York, but meets five unexpected people. Four mutated turtles and their human sister. These five, who call themselves the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, have a mutated rat for a sensei, but he is a great ninja master. Can Kyo put his pride aside and learn from the one who calls himself Master Splinter or will he be forever doomed to lose to Yuki? (Crossover: Fruits Basket and 2003 Ninja Turtles)

This Only Happens To Me (Well, Us)

Optimus Prime's adopted human daughter, Brianna, still isn't really considered fully part of the Cybertronian package deal. Soon an opportunity turns up that could make part of that deal. Cybertron's core is collapsing and one Autobot and one Decepticon will be chosen to go to different planets to retrieve supplies. Brianna is chosen and figures she could work with any Decepticon. Well, except Starscream. And guess who gets chosen, just take a wild guess... (G1)

Sole Survivor

Inferno and Red Alert had always told a story about the sole survivor of Transformer royals: the youngest princess. She was aided in her escape by her guardian, for she received mental damage when the castle had been attacked. There are many rumors about what happened to her and her guard. Some say that the princess disguised herself as a mech and her and her guardian went on with their lives. But it was just legend. Until Red Alert is injured and that legend seems to be coming true. (G1)

In Love With a Deadly Sin

Heart Ache, Slipstream, and Moonlight are the practically the definitions of Earth's deadly sins lust, envy, and greed. Why? Because these female seekers are lusted after, envied, and greed-ed for. So what happens when these three called the Vanity Trio join Megatron's ranks. To sum it up in one word...drama. (G1)

Sister, Sister

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have two sisters that are coming that they haven't seen since they went out to war. One was a little mean and named Firestreaker. The other was only sparkling then and named Blueswipe and would only be a youngling now. How will the Twin Terrors deal with their long lost sisters? (G1)

How we Met

No one knows how Starscream and his trine met, and they refuse to tell anyone. Finally, they all decided to tell it to themselves for the sake of remembering. So, how did they meet? And is it a shock that they weren't always friends? (G1)

S H Y spells Shy

Blitzwing was always called three-face, but the three personalities that inhabit one mech have a secret. There is a fourth Blitzwing personality. He's Shy and there is no way he's coming out. The others respect that, but what will happen when the other 'Cons start wondering what's going in Blitzwing's head. (Animated)

Cat-astrophe

When a battle takes place in a mutagen testing lab, the Autobots and Decepticons are turned into half-cal, half transformer beings called cat-formers! Will the Bots and Cons have to work together to get back to normal. Um, yeah... (G1)

To Remember a Mockingbird

Swoop (mech) and Laserbeak (femme) were once lovers a millenniums ago back on Cybertron (under the names of Air Dive (Swoop) and Laser Heart (Laserbeak), but never bonded. When they died, they pleaded to Primus to give them a second chance to be bonded. Primus granted them this wish. Air Dive came back as Swoop the Dinobot and Laser Heart came back as Soundwave's cassette Laserbeak, but Swoop is the only who remembers! Will he be able to get Laserbeak to love him again? (G1)

Thanks to all who have read what I have written for my stories, please review, please. I like to know what you think. Thanks for the reviews on Dimension Shock, All the More Turtles, All in the History,TFA Public Service Announcements, TMNT Chronicals Book 1: Teenage Maiden Ninja Team, The Aftermath of Hate, Cha-Cha Slide, Kiss, the Punishment-verse Series, Father of the Seeker, Blurr's Ticket, and Seven Sparks for Seven Seekers! Please continue to review!

Me and my Friends have this thing called Hetal-Us where its all of us, but as the Hetalia countries our personality is closest to. Pen names used:

England- Cia (Haluwasa2)

Russia- Kat (Russia the Land of Fire and Snow)

Romano (S. Italy)- Giovanni (SHR0UD)

France- J-lin (Friend Not on Fanfic)

America- Mims (mimsmoney, but she never goes on)

Italy- Nicolae (Friend Not on Fanfic)

China- Rie (Friend Not on Fanfic)

Canada (who?)- Nana (Friend Not on Fanfic)

Germany- Stevon (Russia's Boyfriend, Not on Fanfic)

Lithuania- Amelia (Russia's Sister Not on Fanfic)

Spain- Ashlee (or Ash) (Friend Not on Fanfic)

Pics from DeviantArt coming soon!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...a lot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying tackle hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that the TMNT are real and you would go to New York just to find them copy and paste this in your profile!

Quotes...

"Uh... Everything's under control. Situation normal.' 'What happened?' 'Uh... a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine here. How are are you?' 'We're sending a squad in' 'Uh..uh... negative, negative. We have a reactor leak here...uh... give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large and very dangerous.' 'Who is this? What's your operating number?' (Han blasts the communicator) 'Boring conversation anyway. Luke we're gonna have company!' "- Han Solo, Star Wars: A New Hope

"I may be small, but I'm scrappy. And I'll drive circles around your rusty chassis."- Bumblebee, TFA

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!"- Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC2

"HOLY SHELL!" Raphael, 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." - Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Good morning, Starshine. The Earth says 'Hello!' "- Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Hey it's FRED!"- Fred Figglehorn

"Evil beware. We have waffles."- Raven, Teen Titans

"Oh yeah? Well I have no idea what that means!"- Optimus Prime, TFA

"You babies got a lot to learn about the facts of life."- Angelica, Rugrats

"A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do!"- Tommy, Rugrats

"I can talk to animals, it's a long story." Eliza, The Wild Thornberrys

"Slag."- Pretty much any Transformer, TFA/BW/BM

"Great Starclan!"- Pretty much any Warrior cat, Warriors by Erin Hunter

"Cowabunga!"- Michelangelo, 1980s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and 2003 TMNT & All Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I, II, III

"Nothing like four foot tall talking turtles, right?"- Raphael, 1980s TMNT

"Snakes... Why'd it have to be snakes?"- Indiana Jones

"I'm going to kidnap the president."- Ben Gates, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

"SIT! SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!!"- Kagome, Inuyasha

"And who uses ice as a weapon? What are you? A refrigerator?"- Bumblebee, TFA

"This is a powerful weapon.' 'This is a pen.' "-Chiron and Percy, Percy Jackson and the Olympians

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' 'I told you not to laugh!' "- Optimus Prime and Setinel Prime after Setinel gets his head cut off by Headmaster, TFA

"Inferno blow up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up, nobody salvage! Why universe hate Waspinator?!"- Waspinator, Beast Wars

"You will remember this day as the day you almost (wave splashes up and cuts Jack off) Captain Jack Sparrow."- Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC 2

"Doctor playing golf! Wooo! Boy Howdy! I've heard everything. What's next? A cop eating a doughnut?"-Sawyer, Lost

"We need to look death in the face and just say 'Whatever,man'."-Hurley, Lost

"On the bright side, this couldn't get any worse.'(Giant sea monster appears)'The Universe just loves provin' me wrong, doesn't it?' 'You make it too easy."- Sokka and Toph, Avatar (Don't worry Sokka, the Universe hates Waspinator too! You're not alone!)

"Excuse me. Are you implying that the current situation is somehow...my responsibility?!' 'Well, you did start it...gearhead!' 'I BEG to differ...cheese lips!' 'Pre-evolved birdbrain!' 'Eater of garbage!!"-Dinobot and Rattrap, Beast Wars (Real mature, guys.)

"To be honest, no. But their squabbling has caused problems before. They'll either learn to work together or destroy each other. (debris fall on Primal) Right now I don't really care which."- Optimus Primal, Beast Wars

"I am Wreck-Gar!"- Wreck-Gar, TFA

"I am Wreck-Gar! I dare to be stupid!"- Wreck-Gar, TFA

"Son of a retro-rat," Gears to Megatron, G1

"What did I tell you? Addicted to the giant blue wishing machine." -Genie, deleted scene from Aladdin

"It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!"-Sokka (on cactus juice), Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Giant Mushroom! Mushy, giant friend!"-Sokka (still on cactus juice), Avatar: The Last Airbender

"TACOS!"- Gir, Invader Zim

"I'm gonna sing the Doom Song!"- Gir, Invader Zim

"Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!!!!!' 'I made it myself!"- Zim and Gir, Invader Zim

"I want to be a mongoose."- Gir, Invader Zim

"A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world." -Raven, Teen Titans

"See? She thinks I'm funny.' 'Statistically, I suppose someone has to."-Beast Boy and Raven, Teen Titans

"A couch potato with a suped up remote. I'm petrified."- Raven, Teen Titans

"Dude, it is totally brunged...brang?' 'Ooo, bad grammer. That ought to scare him."- Beast Boy and Raven, Teen Titans

"That's a nice boulder." - Donkey, Shrek

"We will resume your training in the morning.' 'Huh. (crouches down and imitates Splinter) We will resume your training in the morning.' 'I heard that." -Master Splinter and Mikey, 2003 TMNT

"Say farewell to each other...while you still can.' 'Oh yeah, Mr. Spiky Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell to, uh, to YOURSELF!' 'Oh yeah, Mikey, that got 'em." Shredder, Mikey, and Raph, TMNT 2003

"We need to step up our escape plan. I got spoons. What did you guys swipe?' 'I got a cup.' 'I've got some floor wax.' ' Uh... uh(looks around, but has nothing so he picks something up off the ground) I got a rock?"- The Turtles (Leo, Raph, Don, Mikey), 2003 TMNT

"Get the H*#l of me ninja puff!" Yami Marik, Fun in Yugi's Mind by the indecisivepancake

"Super Special Awesome!"-Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

"Nyeh!"- Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

"Brooklyn Rage!"- Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

"S*#*w the rules, I have money!" Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

"Binky Boy."- Yami Marik, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

"Burn the witch!"-Tristan, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

"Don't do anything, don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: You start messin' with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future."- Cyborg, Teen Titans

"They clue could have said: The hidden immunity idol is somewhere." -Boston Rob, Survivor

"Steven is not cheating on me!' 'And the Nile isn't just a river in Utah.' 'Egypt!!"- Carly and Sam, iParty with Victorious

"What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?' 'It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."- River Song and Dr. Who, Dr. Who

"If Dr. Who can use a jammie dodger to distract the dailects, then I guess I can use a watch." -Marik, YGOTAS: Marik Plays Bloodlines

"I am making perfect sense, you're just not keeping up."- Dr. Who, Dr. Who

"I can't. It says they're only found in South Ah-mair-ee-ca.' 'South AMERICA!"- Drake and Josh, Drake and Josh

"Cheetara?...She's a cleric?'"-Lion-O, (2011) Thundercats

"Why isn't it ever just whelmed?"-Robin, Young Justice

"...So the guy Dumbledore's it up for the ladies..."- Kid Flash, Young Justice

"Besides, fellas, I'd like to think we all learned a little lesson today.' 'Always trust a friend?' 'The power of simple solutions?' 'Omi can't use slang?"- Clay, Kimiko, Omi and Raimundo, Xiaolin Showdown

"Oh sh*t, Romeo's dead. Isn't that a shame? *bows*"- Axel, Demyx Time

"It is the Sapphire Dragon. It is only to be used as a last resort. It turns your enemies into a sapphire statue.' 'Yeah, and the guy down the street, the old lady next door, the kids at the playground..."-Omi and Raimundo, Xiaolin Showdown

"She [Wuya] was so much less annoying as a disembodied, floating head..."-Chase Young, Xiaolin Showdown

"Anything?' 'Toys, money, Canada, name it and it's yours."- Raimundo and Wuya, Xiaolin Showdown

"What about the Dragon of Soot? Can't you see it? SOOT!' 'I'm not impressed.' 'Oh yeah, this coming from the wind guy?"- Dojo and Raimundo, Xiaolin Showdown

"I command you to spill your internal organs!' 'What kind of sick people are you?!"- Omi and Jack Spicer, Xiaolin Showdown

"Why don't we have a relationship like that?' 'I'm not your mommy. Now pick up your toys, Jacky and let's go home."- Jack and Wuya, Xiaolin Showdown

"*skating circles around the monks* I ask for knife throwing lessons and my mom send me figure skating. You'll never know when it'll come in handy. Now I feel kind of bad for making a robot out of her juicer."- Jack Spicer, Xiaolin Showdown.

"Omi, this is New York. Strange here is normal *the Serpent's Tail pops up and starts flying around* But this might qualify."-Germaine, Xiaolin Showdown

"Running Away?' 'I learned from watching you.' 'Funny." - Asajj Ventress and Obi Won Kenobi, Star Wars: The Clone Wars

"*being held by Katara* UNHAND ME STRANGE WOMAN!' 'Meelo, that's your grandmother."- Meelo and Tenzin, The Legend of Korra

"What are you gonna do? Shoot ghost bullet at it? Hi, I'm Casper the friendly bullet!"- Tucker, Red vs. Blue

"Tucker: Hey Alien Dude, what's your name? NAAAAAAAAMMMME! I'm Tucker. This is Church. That's B*h-pants McCrabby.

Tex: Hey!

Tucker: Well, that's what we call you.

Caboose: I don't call you that. I call you Mrs. McCrabby.

Tex: *annoyed* Thanks. "- Red vs. Blue

"*mocking Raphael who has taken up knitting* Look at me! I'm Raphael and I'm a dainty princess!"-Mikey, 2k3 TMNT

"Who looks at a screwdriver and says: This could be a little more sonic?"- Captain Jack Harness, Doctor Who

"Two hearts...Oh baby! I'm beating out a samba! *does odd dance*"- Lady Cassandra (in the 10th Doctor's body), Doctor Who

"Look at these humans…On the day they arrive on the planet and blinking step into the sun. There is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do-wait that’s the Lion King."- 10th Doctor, Doctor Who

"AWHOOOOOO!' 'Great. Now I have to entertain my brother."- Commander Bumi and Tenzin, Legend of Korra

"Great Zuko cotume, but your scar is on the wrong side.' 'The scar is NOT on the WRONG SIDE!"- Random kid and Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"*stuck in a hole with Foofoocuddlypoops on his head* I will give up meat and sarcasm. That's all I am. Sokka the meat and sarcasm guy."- Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"we are never going to stop f*ing with each other are we? Even without computers." Dave Strider, Homestuck

"safer than some flintstone vitamins in a bottle keep twisting junior all you get is clicks," Dave Strider, Homestuck

Quotes my friends, family, and me...

"Awww! Kelsey, you look like a fairy!" - Mims, every day...

"I'm your father.' 'Mims, you're a girl.' 'So?"- Mims

"When life gives you skittles throw them back and say 'Why don't you taste the fr*n rainbow!'"- Jackie

"Let's cut this short and say it's all Mims's fault." -Me

"Hi, Pizza Guy!"- Jackie, no seriously the pizza delivery guy was at our school.

"When life gives you lemons throw them back and say 'I want oranges!' "- Me

"Sometimes I wish I didn't have a uterus. Then I could soda in the hole and bring it to school."- Mims

"Did you just pick up your phone in the middle of class?"- kid in my L.A. class to another student

"When you get home, teach your mother how to text so you don't interrupt the class." -my 8th grade L.A. teacher

"I stopped believing in normal a long time ago."- Me

"Kelsey, throw this in the trash and spit on it for me.' 'No." -Mims and Me

"A puting."-Me

" 'Cause you're a sucker." - Ariah and Jackie on Mims

"It was my most private discussion with this pear!"- Mims...again

"There is a noodle in my pudding."- Me

"Stop pestering me.' 'Pester...pester,pester,pester!"- Me and Mims

"You're my KK Chibi Metal Mouth!"- Mims after I got my braces

"It's not crack!"- Mims on her green tea

"Ah! Ah! Ah! *spits green tea into a napkin* I like it!"- Mims

"See, I told you it was crack, she can't stop laughing."- Jackie on Mims and the green tea

"Can I look at your folder, Ariah?' "No. Last time I let you look at my folder you tried to eat it."- Mims and Ariah

"Oh! Ariah's gone! This my chance to eat her folder!"- Mims

"*trying to crack open a Pokeball* I'm not trying to eat it. I'm trying to crack it open like a coconut."- Mims

"It's a fancy coconut."- Jackie

"*grabs up my library book* Mine." - Air

"Croutons, croutons. The friends that you can eat!"- Mims (sung to the tune of the Moon Sand Commercial)

"Rhythm and Blues? I thought R&B stood for Rhythm and Black."- Mims

" I'm not black, I'm brown, you b*h,"- Ariah joking around with us

"Oh, did I freak you out, Air?"- Jackie

"Alright, sit between two people that don't sing your voice part.' 'Hello, kind strangers that don't sing my voice part.' "- My choir teacher and Katie asking to sit between me and Jackie

"Kelsey, you're annoying, I'm annoying, your father is annoying, but NO ONE is as annoying as Grandma,"-My mother speakin' the truth

"Okay, we get a boat-' 'No boats.' 'Why not?' 'Because last time we got a boat we got stranded for two hours on a small Marsh.' "- My stepdad and me

"And Jesus only spoke two verses on divorce because he is a smart man." -My cousin-by-marriage/pastor Justin

"I couldn't figure out what four letter continent that began with A was."-Jackie

"Isn't Turkey a continent...or a food?' 'No, it's a country in Asia.' 'I thought Asia was in Turkey!" -Jackie and the rest of us assessing Jackie's poor Geography skills

"No, Turkey is in Asia' 'So, all Asians are turkeys!' 'No!"- Me and Jackie

"I'm British, Irish, Norwegian, Czechoslovakian-' 'You're checkers!?" - Me and Jackie going over my family heritage

"(at a 4th of July parade) What is this? Budget Cuts? Where's the candy?"-Me

"Homicide is fun!"-Katie...at church...

"Violence is always the answer,"- Katie

"Free yaoi?"- John

"*in Spanish class, yelling at me* HADA!"- Katie (Hada is Spanish for Fairy)

"WHO CARES IF MY EYES ARE GREEN EXCEPT FOR HITLER!!!!!!"- Alana (a girl in Katie's Genetics class)

"Chivalry isn't dead! It's just in a coma and they're about to pull the plug! It's a vegetable, but it's still alive!"- Ben, Katie's boyfriend.

"*show Ben a picture where a guy is only connected by his intestines' 'Please, I call that Tuesday."- Ben

"Okay, Katie, you know how you're afraid of geese and gnomes?' 'No kidding.' 'So for your birthday I'm going to get a goose and put a gnome cap and beard on it.' 'NO!' 'Wait, for the first one, it's going to be a drawing of Goose Gnome, the second one will be a stuffed Goose Gnome, and the third one will be a live Goose Gnome."- Ben and Katie

"Wait, so how are you going to get the Goose to keep the hat and beard on?' 'Staples."- Me and Ben

For those that don't like Setinel Prime from TFA...

Okay, for those of you who have watched TFA (Transformers Animated), we all know how slaggin' annoying

Setinel Prime is. If you, for some strange reason a fan of Setinel Prime, just... just... stop liking him because

he has more ego than you can fill three Unicrons with! Phew, had to get that out. So if you think Setinel

is a total glitch head, then copy and paste this on your profile. Also, copy paste this if you want to see his

head get cut off again! :) ;) :-3 XD

You know if you are a BIG Transformer fan (or TransFan) if you:

1.) Find yourself calling every semi that you see (regardless the color) 'OPTIMUS PRIME'!!
2.) You find yourself repeating slang terms from Transformes! (slag, frag, glitch...etc.)
3.) When you hear a word remotely similar to an Autobot or Decpticon name...you yell the name out! (bee...'BUMBLEBEE'!)
4.) You can name all the Autobots and/or Decpticons!
5.) Quotes from any continutiy are used in your daily life! ('Son of a Retro-Rat'!)
6.) Your dream car happens to be an alt-mode of a Transformer!
7.) Drawing and/or writing fanfictions of Transformers takes up 60 percent of your daily activities!
8.) You dream about Transformers five days in a row!
9.) All your daydreams relate to Transformers one way or another!
10.) You are afraid of everything police car you see because of Barricade, then realize that it could Prowl, and you try to chase after it, screaming 'Prowl!'
11.) And finally, you get into an arguement with your best friend since grade school because she is a Decpticon and/or Autobot and you are an Autobot and/or Decpticon!

EVER WONDER where we are headed...?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why you have to click on 'Start' to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?

Why do etty, bitty, little paper cuts hurt so FREAKIN' much?

If they put warning labels on everything, why don't they put warning labels on warning labels?

AND...
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
'Directions: Use like regular soap'.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
'Serving suggestion: Defrost'.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
'Do not turn upside down'.
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
'Product will be hot after heating'.
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
'Warning: May cause drowsiness'.
(And...I'm taking this because??)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
'For indoor or outdoor use only'.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
'Not to be used for the other use'.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
'Warning: contains nuts'.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts'.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'.
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hairdryer:
'Do not use near water.'
(Wait...does that include ur hair...)

Oh if you look on nair hair removale, It says as directions... read Warnings
before use. And on Warnings somewhere it says... Read directions before use or
something like that.(made up by anna547)

114 Signs You're Too Much of a Transfan
by Artisan Brown

1. NASA wants you to stop asking about the location of Cybertron.

2. You're very suspicious of that blue toy truck you got for your birthday.

3. When you visited Detroit, you sat just outside the warehouse district with a pair of binoculars until security came and dragged you away.

4. Screw Team Edward! You're Team Prime!

5. You frequently talk to your car.

6. When people ask you why you talk to your car, you begin to laugh insanely.

7. You caress your car with wax monthly, and tell them not to listen to the nice people in white coats who come to your house.

8. You constantly check passing police cars to see if they have “to punish and enslave” on their side.

9. You duck and cover when you're in enormous cities that have jets flying over them.

10. You watch jets through binoculars regularly.

11. It’s a household custom for you to sift through automobile magazines, cut out pictures of cars, put them on the fridge, point at them and say: “That's a robot in disguise, I tell you! IT'S A ROBOT!”

12. You use the universal greeting when confronting hostile individuals.

13. You made oilnog for Christmas.

14. You chase after ambulances and shout: “SPIKE! IS CARLY IN LABOUR?!”

15. You also shout: “RATCHET! COME BACK!”

16. You wallowed in self-pity for days when you didn't see “Transformers” in theaters.

17. When you watched a Discovery Channel documentary about Monkeys, you said: “Trukk not munky.”

18. Your bedroom walls are painted either red or purple or both.

19. All the cookies you bake are in the shape of faction insignias.

20. The US military wants you to stop asking if you can join “N.E.S.T.”

21. You wrote a love letter and signed it “Bulkhead.”

22. You do “the wave” every time you hear the “zoom, zoom” in car commercials.

23. You like peanut butter and JaAm sandwiches.

24. Fanfiction.net has just sent you an e-mail announcing that the Transformers/Beast Wars section has just issued a restraining order against you.

25. Right after that e-mail arrived, DeviantArt forbade you from typing “Transformers” in the search engine.

26. You visited Detroit, looked into the heart of the city, and exclaimed: “Hey, where's Sumdac Tower?! Don't tell me that idiot, Powell, had the thing torn down!”

27. The only reason you watched “Cars” was the fact that you were holding onto the frail hope that a Transformer would make an appearance.

28. When your friend off-handedly mentioned that their great-grandfather was an explorer, you grabbed them by the collar and asked: “Do you have a yellow car?”

29. You walked into Burger King and asked: “Is this Burger Bot?”

30. You made a safety poster about the dangers of playing with Cosmic Rust.

31. Some people tell you you're three-faced.

32. You visited Detroit's police department and was appalled to learn that the captain's name wasn't Fanzone.

33. You won a footrace because you kept thinking: “I gotta warn Cybertron Command about the traitor!”

34. You chase after fire trucks shouting: “FIRE TRUCK! FIRE TRUCK!”

35. You're afraid of red lights.

36. You’re an activist against scrap yards that crush old cars.

37. You frequently proclaim: “I dare to be stupid!”

38. Ever since watching Transformers Animated, you've been afraid of chatspeak.

39. You ogle at police motorcycles.

40. You talk to PlainTalk.

41. When your friend cut the cake and asked “you want a piece?” you responded: “No! I want TWO!” and cackled insanely.

42. You went to the doctor's office and asked: “wHy mY ShoULdeRs hUrT?”

43. You have an emergency “in case of Decepticon attack” kit under your bed, and have a tendency to use it whenever there's a blackout.

44. When your teacher asked you if you threw that strangely Decepticon-like paper airplane, you said: “Yeeees.”

45. You wear your silver house key around your neck.

46. You were disappointed when Father Christmas didn't give you garbage.

47. You bought a scooter and were disappointed when it didn't transform into a Mini-Con.

48. You talk to your scooter anyways and insist that it won't transform until you locate the Autobots' secret base.

49. When you visited the Hoover Dam, you leaned over the edge and kept claiming that the Transformers were going to arrive at “any minute now.”

50. You think that the guys who explored the Northwest Passage were actually kidnapped by Decepticons.

51. You are a practitioner of “Processor over matter.”

52. You have an emergency utility belt consisting of an oil can, a wrench, and Cosmic Rust.

53. When you found a rat in your basement, you immediately called up all your Transfan friends to tell them that Rattrap is in your house.

54. When you saw a skeleton of a Pteranodonin the museum, you said: “Better luck next time, Swoop.”

55. When running after the ice cream truck, you shout: “I scream for Starscream!”

56. You cry at the sight of anything blue and cubed.

57. Whenever you have as stroke of bad luck, you say: “Why universe hate Waspin – I mean, me?”

58. When you were a teenager, your motto was: “mY LiFE iS PAiN!”

59. You look at Barney and think: “Megatron, I have lost what little respect I had for you.”

60. When you introduce yourself, you use the name the “Transformers Name Generator” gave you.

61. You are fluent in “Blurr-ish.”

62. You petitioned to have your town's name changed to “New Kaon.”

63. You are amazed when you meet a pair of twins that don't have a Russian accent.

64. You have a faction insignia painted on the hood of your car.

65. You avoid construction zones.

66. You really hate spiders.

67. When you visit the dinosaur exhibit at the local museum, you grab the leg of the Tyrannosaurus Rex and start to cry: “GRIMLOCK!”

68. You want to be a lumberjack when you grow up.

69. The only reason you have a flowering garden is the hope that you'll attract bumblebees.

70. When preparing a meal, you subconsciously arrange the food products into Transformers faction symbols.

71. You have a discount coupon for Swindle's merchandise.

72. When your friend aced a difficult test, you said: “You got the touch!”

73. You like jazz.

74. When you found an orange plastic fork, you propped it up and exclaimed: “Okay, Space Bridge! Transwarp me to Cybertron!”

75. You genuinely believe you can get drunk off oil.

76. You call infants “protoforms.”

77. You went to the local dojo and asked: “Can I learn Circuit-Su?”

78. You went to the pet store and asked: “Can I buy a triceratops?”

79. You don't say “men” and “women.” You say “mechs” and “femmes.”

80. When bruise yourself, you say: “Slaggit! I got a dent!”

81. You walked up to a cement truck and asked: “Do you like oil?”

82. You've sent out a radio signal to Lockdown, in the hope that he'll come to earth and give you some nifty weapons.

83. You have dedicated more then three rooms of your home to Transformers merchandise.

84. There are Transformers faction insignias on your underwear.

85. You stare at your cellphone for hours on end, knowing that someday, somehow, the Decepticon will blow his cover.

86. Likewise, you make sure to keep your stereo system under lock and key.

87. People look at you strangely when you say you're a “Trans.”

88. You randomly steal people's glasses to see if the map is on them.

89. When you're being confronted by bullies, you are very annoyed when you discover that your techno-organic powers have not surfaced. Curse that key!

90. You plan to wear a faction insignia on your wedding day, and refuse to marry your future spouse if they don’t share your political views.

91. You're afraid to knock down that wasp's nest, in the fear that Waspinator may be among them.

92. You've said to your doctor: “If you're gonna set Scalpel on me, you can forget about it!”

93. You went to a karate convention and exclaimed: “Hey! Where's Yoketron?”

94. When people criticize your abnormal behaviour as a Transfan, you say: “the funny stays.”

95. When you win Guitar Hero, you exclaim: “Me superior, you inferior!”

96. Scientists have told you on numerous occasions that dinosaurs don't breathe fire.

97. Nor can they transform into robots.

98. Or talk...

99. You're suspicious of cats that wander into your backyard.

100. You don't say “the birds and the bees.” You say “the Laserbeak and the Bumblebee.”

101. Your friends stopped looking at you strangely years ago.

102. You go to the race track, point at the cars, and say: “I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!”

103. You frequently walk around in cardboard boxes, proclaiming that you are a Transformer.

104. Your loved one gave you “Energon Cubes” on a romantic occasion.

105. You suspect Decepticons are the reason why iPhones are known to spontaneously combust.

106. All your handkerchiefs have your faction insignia printed on them.

107. You only use Transformer swears.

108. You stare down the throats of hot chicks, just to make sure they're not Alices in disguise.

109. You stare at the drivers of cars to see if they're holograms.

110. You wear a yellow construction helmet around for no apparent reason.

111. You believe that a guitar is a formidable weapon.

112. You frequently use red or blue eye contacts.

113. When your kid neighbour blows bubbles, you chase them around and shout: “Wait! Transwarp me to Cybertron!”

And the 114th sign that you're too much of a Transfan...

114. The first time you watched a preview, you said: “I am going to hate this."

WARNING!! 30 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Decepticon and Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Rumble, or Frenzy.

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Decepticons.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Autobots.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl and Barricade.

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Sexy Seekers and screams, 'OH MY PRIMUS! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARPP!!'

26. Will do anything to get her hands on G1 models.

27. Screams out the names of random transformers.

28. Can't help but cosplay as them constantly.

29. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Autobots or Decepticons.

30. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...

15 Things You Can Be Besides Team Edward or Team Jacob...

(Bold all that apply to you)

1.) Team Prime

2.) Team Gibbs

3.) Team Hot Rod

4.) Team Seekers

5.) Team Autobot

6.) Team Decepticon

7.) Team Maximal

8.) Team Predacon

9.) Team Gwen

10.) Team Trent

11.) Team Eva

12.) Team Chuck

13.) Team Bond

14.) Team Anime

15.) Team Manga

TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

Flubbed Headlines

these are real goofed up Head lines what do you think they were really trying to say

JUDGE NOT CONVINCED MURDER VICTIM IS ALIVE (Isn't a murder victim dead in the first place)

11 HIGH STUDENTS SCORE PERFECT GRADE (and they said drugs hurt your grades)

MAN KILLED OVER PHONE(parents should tell this to there teens to get them to stop texting)

POLICEMAN SHOOTS MAN WITH KNIFE(What the Heck!!)

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH (zombie workers on strike?)

Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

First Grade True Story
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy #@! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

If you like being different and don't care what those jerks at school say put this onyour profile and add your name below:Shadow Kitty 22, -Gasp- Dead Deer, Nightcrawler's Shadow, Blurr Fire, Haluwasa2

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Dog Vs. Cat

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I never the less must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.

I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.

However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.

However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.'

I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.

I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.

He is obviously retarded.

A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:

I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.

I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.

I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe, Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity, Past The Point Of No Return, Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, fictionfreak93, gamingfreak95, DxS Phreak, Nikky Phantom of the Opera, Torgi Frin, Sydsas,fallenfaeangel, Mrs Optimus Prime, Haluwasa2

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. (I don't mind faux fur in the slightest, though! XD)

YOUR REAL NAME: Kelsey

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kelizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marielle Patricia

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Grikegri

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eiyrcte

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Mae

Life's A Musical Game

Opening Credits- That's How You Know from Enchanted

Waking Up- When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne

First Day of School- Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) by Beyonce

Fight Song- Witch Doctor by Devo

Breaking Up- Her Diamonds by Rob Thomas

Prom- High School Never Ends by Bowling For Soup

Life is just...OK- Bad Boy by Cascada

Mental Breakdown- Home by Daughtry

Driving- The Sailor Song by Toy-Box

Flashback- You are the Music in Me (Sharpay Version) from High School Musical 2

Getting Back Together- Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects

Birth of Child- Bring Me Some Water by Melissa Etheridge

Wedding- What About Now by Daughtry

Final Battle- Summer Nights from Grease

Death Scene- I Throw my Toys Around by No Doubt feat. Elvis Costello

Funeral Song- Carry Me Home by Third Day

End Credits- Let It Go by Mitchel Musso and Tiffany Thorton

Here's how you play.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile.

2nd Try!

Opening Credits- Follow Your Heart by Brooke Allison

Waking Up- A Star is Born from Disney's Hercules

First Day of School- The New Girl in Town from Hairspray

Fight Song- Potential Breakup Song by Aly & AJ

Breaking Up- Collide by Howie Day

Prom- Witch Doctor by Devo

Life is just...OK- Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood

Mental Breakdown- Get Out of Denver by Live Bullet

Driving- You are the Music in Me (Sharpay Version) from High School Musical 2

Flashback- 21 Guns by Green Day

Getting Back Together- Our Song by Taylor Swift

Birth of Child- Rockstar by Nickleback

Wedding- Taxi Cab by the Naked Brothers Band

Final Battle- Fireflies by Owl City

Death Scene- It's Still Rock and Roll to Me by Billy Joel

Funeral Song- Pon de Replay by Rhianna

End Credits- Say Hey (I Love You) by Michael Franti and Spearhead

AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 11

Result: Tomboy

Put this on your
page if you LOVE
Naruto!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:

Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, xEmmyxlovesxKevyjx, Phil123, Volital, The Mad Maiden, RvB Freelancer Tex, ShadowedBlossom Darth Spartan, Haluwasa2

Things You Should Know About Best Friends:

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying "Walk much, dumbass?"A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "Run, dumbass, run!"A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"Friends will ask why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.

Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks, once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go".
12. Sing along at the Opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity; send this list to someone to make them smile! It's called...therapy!

For all of those who have wanted to do some random things in Wal-Mart, here is a list to do. Post it on your profile so other people can do them too:
Sixteen Things To Do At WAL-MART:
1. Get twenty-four boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at five minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares." and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away. BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number. BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink . BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why I have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mister and Missess, Grandma by Grandma and Grandpa by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM, Grandma, GRANNY and Grandpa, GRAMPS.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" OR "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school and college to be your drinking buddies. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMG" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.

The Hetalia pledge

I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West
I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Picachu
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato filed
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see boat
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

Hetalia quiz time!

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[ ] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation
5/10

Germany (Ludwig)

[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (I have many, but none are my homeroom teacher)
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[x] You work very hard... too hard (Or atleast in my opinion...)
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice
3/10

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[ ] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[ ] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[ ]You need time to adjust to new people
0/10

The Allies

America (Alfred Jones)

[x] You love hamburgers (cheeseburgers...same dif...)
[ ] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[x] You're terrified of ghosts
[ ] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[ ] You wear glasses
4/10

England (Arthur Kirkland)

[x] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[x] You get drunk quite easily (I think I would)
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (I'm sure I would)
[ ] You're good at embroidery
5/10

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[x] You're very proud of yourself (Sometimes)
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet
4/10

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ] You had a very sad childhood
[ ] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[ ] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people (One person only..)
[ ] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people
2/10

China (Wang Yao)

[ ] You're very mature
[x] You're very superstitious
[x] You're very religious
[ ] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
[ ] You work hard
[ ] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets
3/10

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite (Sometimes)
[ ] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[ ] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (i play the flute..no?)
[ ] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons' (yep)
[ ] You wear glasses
3/10

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[ ] You're often ignored by people
[x] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey (only cause people get hurt /killed)
[x] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[ ] You feel under-appreciated
[ ] You're bilingual
[ ] You always carry a bear with you
2/10

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather
[ ] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[x] You don't let people get a word in edgeways
2/10 (le gasp!)

Hungary (Elizabeth Hédeváry)

[ ] You have a potty-mouth
[x] You like to wear flowers in your hair (Like to but don't)
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[ ] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[ ] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[ ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it
3/10

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[ ] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[x] You're a born worrier
3/10

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[ ] You're very wary of strangers
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[ ] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[ ] You get up to lots of crazy antics
3/10

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking (Soda)
[x] You want to become stronger
3/10

Italy- 5/10

Germany- 3/10

Japan-0/10

Amerina- 4/10

England- 5/10

France- 4/10

Russia- 2/10

China- 3/10

Austria- 3/10

Cannada- 3/10

Cuba- 2/10

Hungary- 3/10

Lithuania- 3/10

Poland- 3/10

Prussia- 5/10

So I'm a Italy-England mix? I could of told you that, lol.

Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order!

1- Finland

2- Prussia

3- England

4- Romano

5- Italy

6- Canada (who? Lolz, jk)

7- Spain

8- Hungary

9- Seychelles

10- Japan

11- Norway

12- America

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

No, but it sounds interesting.

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

I LOVE ENGLISH PEOPLE! (Them smexy accents...) Besides, amongst my friends I am Iggy.

3) What would happen if 6 got pregnant?

Father=Prussia. However I think Canada might not be happy at first...and maybe Romano would sympathize and become friends with him...that would make a good fic. Curse you flying mint green plot bunnies.

4) Do you recall any good fics about 9?

No, but she made a cameo in one of my favs: The Broken Hearts Club. Go read it!

5) Do 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Eh, no...I can't see Spain with anyone other than Romano.

6) 4/8 or 4/9?

Hm, Romano and Seychelles is oddly cute. (4/9)

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Hm, Spain would probably be happy for them and then tell everyone.

8) Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic.

Everyone knew that countries could get pregnant, male or female, however no one expected Canada to be one of them. Not happy with Prussia, the father of the baby, Canada refuses to see or talk to him. Suddenly, a foul-mouthed Romano enters his life as a new friend and comforter. But what happens when Romano realizes the thing that might be best for his new friend is the love of Canada's life back in his life.

9) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

I don't know...

10) Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Finland and Italy: Tears and Pasta in the Snow

11) What kind of plot would you use for a 3/11 fic?

England had always wanted to understand Norway, as they were both the ones with the ability to see magical creatures, however Iggy and Norway never got along. Will love blossom when Iggy finally gets his chance?

12) Has anyone of your friends read a 7 het? or a 9 slash?

No, sorry.

13) If you wrote a song fic about 9, what would you chose?

Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson of course! I think Seychelles would be good for that.

14) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would be the warning?

Prussia, England, and Canada...WARING: Black Magic, Shonen Ai, Blood, Haunted Mansions, Overuse of the word Awesome and misuse of pancakes

15) What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?

Hungary: Italy, you like pasta, right?

Italy: Of course!

Hungary: I do too. *wink*

Italy: ...I don't get it...

Hungary: Worst. Dare. Ever. I can't do this! I helped raise him!

16) Write a drabblefic for 10/8.

Japan sat across the table from Hungary. Why had she invited him here. That was soon answered as the female country spoke.

"Japan, you like yaoi and shonen ai, correct?"

"M-Miss Hungary, I've never said any of the sort!" Japan was fiercely blushing. How had she known his guilty pleasure.

"So you don't like this?" Hungary whipped out a picture of FMA character's Edward and Envy kissing. Japan ducked his head down shook his head. Suddenly whipped another picture under his nose. This one was of a hugging topless Spain and Romano. Japan grabbed his nose. He shook his head again. Finally, there was picture of pure yaoi under his nose, and Japan, fell back with a large, spurting nosebleed.

Suddenly, Hungary was leaning over the table so that she could look at him face to face. She winked, "You want to start a Yaoi Alliance?"

17) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Spain would probably ask what they were doing and just stand there as America yelled at Prussia of why they shouldn't have done it at the Bad Touch Trio hangout.

18) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to de-flower 1.

Romano de-flower Finland? Oh, brother it wouldn't happen, but...

Romano desperately wanted to make the dense Spain jealous. Sadly, the first thing he saw was an out-of-breath Finland running from his 'husband' and Romano developed a little plan. He would just have to stay out of the way of Sweden.

22) Would you write 2/4/5?

Prussia/Romano/Italy, huh? It would have to be a request.

23) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?

I beg you, Respect the way of the Samurai. (Or ninja...)

24) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Earlier today.

25) What is 6's super-secret kink?

Maple syrup and a hockey stick.

26) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

Drunk. Hungary would never cause tension between Norway and Denmark if she was sober.

27) If 3 and 7 got together who tops?

Spain, probably would actually. I don't think England tops...ever...although this pairing is most likely.

28) "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1 broken hearted, has a one night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the advice of 5 and finds true love with two." What title would you give this fic?

Finland (Tino) and Seychelles are in a happy relationsip until Seychelles runs off with Romano (Lovino). Tino broken hearted, has a one night stand with Norway and a brief unhappy affair with America (Alfred), then follows the advice of Italy (Feliciano) and finds true love with Prussia (Gilbert)." That's plain insanity and crack-ish-nes. I'd call it Heal my Shattered Heart

29) How would you feel about a 7/8 canon?

SpainXHungary...yeah...moving on...

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

Now it's time for 100 random and prying question into my personal life:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No...

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? I don't hate, I dislike and get annoyed by, but never hate unless the person is a fictional character

3) How many houses have you lived in? about 3 if you count my Grandma's houses

4) Favourite candy bar? Hershey's Chocolate Bar

5) Favourite shoes? My snuggly Uggilies (in other words Uggs)

6) Have you ever tripped someone? I have attempted to

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Never ever ever.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? I think once in school when I was younger...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My stories

12) Favourite genre of music? Rock, Techno, Pop, Classic Rock, Rock n' Roll, some Western, Dance, Soundtrack (like Musicals and Disney, etc.)

13) What is your zodiac sign? Leo

14) What time were you born? Afternoon 1:00 on the dot.

15) Do you like beer? Not Legal yet and probably not. My mom let me have a sip of her knock-off champagne and I tried a sip of my Grandma's wine and it was GROSS

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Almost, but I felt guilty by the first ring.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? American Girl Doll: Circle of Friends

18) Are you sarcastic? Yes (I'm the England of my friends)

19) What are your favourite colours? Pink, Blue, dark Purple, Pink and Black combos, and Hot Pink

20) How many watches do you own? One...if I haven't sold it...

21) Summer or winter? All seasons (but I do have a little preference for Fall...but I was born in the Summer...)

23) Favourite colour to wear? Pink, blue or yellow. Gray is nice too...

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Both, depends on how I feel. I'm more of a coca-a-cola girl myself...

25) What color is your mobile phone? Silver with a light blue case

26) Where is your second home? My grandma's house

27) Have you ever slapped someone? I've wanted to...

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Oh yeah.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One

30) How many video games do you own? a bunch if you count my DS and Gameboy games...2 if you only count my gamecube games

31) What was your first pet? A Kitty!

32) Ever had braces? Just got them off!

33) Do looks matter? Not very much

34) Do you use chapstick? I should, but I don't...

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Secondary School...?*lives in America* *goes to Google*Oh HIGH SCHOOL! Boucher, Kaighn, Lange

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?I will not be a billboard for them! (they put their name too big on all their clothes)

37) Are you too forgiving? Yes

38) How many children do you want? Six...I'm crazy I know. Four of my own and two adopted.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Too much, mostly hair extensions

40) Favourite breakfast meal? Scrapple with scrambled eggs and hashbrowns! (although we have to go out to get this...) Homemade fav is pancakes!

41) Do you own a gun? No.

42) Ever thought you were in love? A few times, but they were more one-sided crushes

43) When was the last time you cried? I don't care...

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Did homework and typed up an essay

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? FOOD!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Oddly enough yes once by accident. I was so embaressed

47) Have you ever been in a castle? I wish

48) Nicknames? Kels, The Fairy, Hadita (Spanish for Little Fairy), Hada (Spanish for Fairy), Kai (it never caught on though), and Cia (pen name)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? , but I'm sure Light Yagami does _

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No, but my mom used to call me that

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Pretty much.

57) Do you dye your hair? I got it highlighted with blond streaks once

58) Does anyone like you? In what way? Romatically-Maybe Friendship-Yeah, man!

59) What year were you born? Year of the rat, 199-none of your business!

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn't conceived yet.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No, but I think I liked some of their music.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Cheese and MickeyD's! (But Wendy's is good too. I like me some fast food :D)

63) Do you like yourself? Sometimes.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My mommy and I are super close.

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? Nice smile and eyes

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No so much the dark, but the things that go bump that you can't see in the dark like the Jersey Devil or rapists

67) Have you ever eaten paste? XD No!

68) Do you own a webcam? Yes, but it stinks.

69) Have you ever stripped? NO! I WOULD NEVER!

70) Ever broke a bone? No *knock on wood*

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Don't even have one.

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles of course! (lays aren't bad either.)

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes. I had a very weird stalker that refused to leave me alone.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats! OMG I LOVE THE RUGRATS! ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT IT! I'LL KNOW IT!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House (I've never really seen the Brady Bunch).

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? Yes, she's very nice!

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes, especially when I was little.

80) Do you own a car? Not yet... no license

81) Can you cook? Yes, for the most part

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Telletubies (I HATE THESE DEMON SPAWN!)

2. Jerks/Bullies

3. My iPod dying while I'm running

83) Do you text message often? I would do it less if my friends didn't text me as much

84) Money or love? LOVE!

85) Do you have any scars? On my lip from it getting infected and swelling up.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? More time to write my fics, original stories, watch the animes I have to watch and do my homework

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Meh...I scare too easily...

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. I'm abstinence till marriage, making one-night stands impossible!

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yes I do! It's so bad for me though

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Bits of them...and Michelangleo from TMNT doing an re-enactment of it in the movie

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Uh-huh

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mommy!

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My friend...but honestly I over reacted

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Meh...I forget...I think it was one of my friends or my mom.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friends

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Ah forgetfulness...

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? IMs still exist?

100) Who was the last person that called you? My step-grandma.

Chose your Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket

1. Who do you think is most like you in personality? Momiji! Me and him are both so hyper!

2. Who would you date? Hatsuharu! *nosebleed* I love him!

3. Who is the cutest? Why? Momiji is the cutest in little kid looks because he's a teenager with a little kid's face.

4. Who's personality do you like best? Ayame! No one else likes him, I think he's fun. He's my favorite character.

6. Who should die? Er, what's-her-face, Rin, the Horse Girl...She annoys me.

7. Fave moment of relization? When Kyo and Yuki realized how Haru proved that his black and white hair was his natural hair color

8. Fave moment? It lasts for all of about half a second, but Ayame FROLICS OFF THE SCREEN in a flashback. It was great.

9. Fave Hitachiin prank? I guess when they sprayed Tamaki with water guns and taunted him about little insults about him and Haruhi.

10. Your fave costume that one of the character's wore? Yuki had to wear a dress. *evil smile* I don't like him either.

11. Fave back story? I like the short one about how Uo came to meet Tohru's mom and idolize her.

12. Fave episode (If anime)?The episode where Haru start freaking out on the campus defense force guy (see moment of realization)

13. Did anyone surprise you with their fighting skills? Yuki...he looks like he would break if he tried to punch someone

14. Is the main character likeable and why? I like Tohru, I find her likeable because she's sweet and nice and, like me, is always apologizing for everything. However I can understand how someone sees her as annoying.

Pick the month you were born in:
January: I ran shirtless with...
February: I kissed...
March: I slept with...
April: I ran naked with...
May: I cuddled with...
June: I smoked dope with...
July: I killed...
August: I needed...
September: I banged...
October: I killed...
November: I shot...
December: I stabbed...

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01: ...a camera...
02: ...a dog...
03: ...the Kool-Aid Man...
04: ...a Spartan...
05: ...a stripper...
06: ...your mom...
07: ...Barney the dinosaur...
08: ...a prostitute...
09: ...a pornstar...
10: ...a bag of weed...
11: ...my toothbrush...
12: ...my crush...
13: ...Santa Claus...
14: ...a duck...
15: ...a horse...
16: ...A bowl of Fruit Loops...
17: ...a meth junkee...
18: ...a bisexual...
19: ...a tampon...
20: ...a man in a hot dog suit...
21: ...a homeless guy...
22: ...this hot dude/chick...
23: ...my lover...
24: ...an Easter egg...
25: ...George Washington...
26: ...Master Yoda...
27: ...Spiderman...
28: ...a Welshman...
29: ...my postman...
30: ...a glass of milk...
31: ...a fluffy bunny...

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
Black: ...because that's how I roll.
Pink: ...because I'm just that amazing.
Red: ...because you touch yourself at night.
Blue: ...because I'm such a pimp.
Purple: ...because I like pointy things.
Gray: ...because I love sexual tension. (AAAAHHHH! NO!)

Other: ...because my boobies are huge.
Green: ...because it was for the good of the whole.
Orange: ...because I smoke crack
Other: ...because I gotta pee.
Brown: ...because the little people told me to.
Shirtless: ...because he broke through my damned wall!

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Character Quiz Thingy. Choose ten random characters in a random order. Then answer the questions. (slightly [really-ish] different from the one above :/)

1 Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

2 Ayame Sohma (Fruits Basket)

3 England/ Arthur Kirkland (Hetalia)

4 Kaoru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club)

5 Mizore Shirayuki (Rosario Vampire)

6 Zarbon (Dragonball Z)

7 China (Hetalia)

8 Jesse Anderson (Yu-Gi-Oh GX)

9 Starscream (Transformers)

10 Raimundo Pedrosa (Xiaolin Showdown)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Ed? I'd probably be mad at him and then tell him to back to sleep.

2 asked you to go out with him?

Um, Ayame. You're told old for me...but I'm glad you like me...I think...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

ENGLAND GET THE HECK OUT OF MY BATHROOM OR I AM GOING TO KIDNAP THE FLYING MINT BUNNY!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Kaoru and Starscream. *snort* Oh wow...good for them! How did it happen? (That is some serious crack there.)

5 cooked you dinner?

Mizore wouldn't cook, she'd just hand me lollipops

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I probably tell him to get away and go lay next to Vegeta or something.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

China? Yay, free Chinese food!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Jesse? Got hurt dueling Jaden.

9 made fun of your friends?

Starscream, let me introduce you to your old pals Megatron and PAIN, you know they go hand in hand. *u*

10 ignored you all the time?

sad, puppy dog eyes* Raimundo, why won't you pay any attention to me.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Edward, hm. Probably capturing them after he said he wouldn't but would anyway. Because he's Ed.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Ayame, would hopefully, carry me to safety. And not try to make a move on me. Right, Ayame?

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Yay! England would give me a magic book that actually works or a unicorn!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Kaoru would be just as clueless as I am. We'd probably try to make it out of the house or wait for the fire trucks.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Mizore, hm...If she cared enough, she's put ice in my way, but if I got passed it she let me go ahead.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

I'm marrying Raimundo! Yay! Zarbon would totally want to make it a double! Me and Rai, him and Vegeta.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

China would probably give me food and be straightforward in his advice. (Which would probably consist of get over it.)

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Jesse offers to duel me to keep my mind off it.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Starscream wouldn't support me. He'd probably hate me, but if he had to support he'd probably kill me competition.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Raimundo would raise an eyebrow and look at me funny.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Ed? Oh he has nice hair, he's older than me, but not to much taller, and he really is a nice boy, just rough around the edges.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Ayame has hidden love for Starscream. First I warn Ayame that he's getting involved with a human hating robot and if he was really serious I'd start talking him up to Screamer. (Aw, the crack fic is in my head and it's not coming out.)

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

England. Lol Mom: Well, you seem nice. And you will have my daughter home by the correct time right? *eyes down Arthur* Arthur: Y-Yes, ma'am!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Kaoru loves Starscream? Oh no! Who do I help get together? TIME FOR A TEST OF TRUE LOVE! (What do all these characters see in Screamer -.-'?)

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Zarbon may try, byt Mizore would probably put him on ice. Literally.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Zarbon is a player. And I try to find the person he's perfect for so that he can really understand love.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

China, stop staring at me...It can't be that bad, can it?

Number 8 thinks (s)he'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell her/him?

Jesse... *sigh* *pushes him off towards Jaden* Go. You are meant for each other.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

blinks*...*looks up at Screamer* What did you put in it?

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Hm, He has a bunch of brothers and sisters, but I still see Raimundo only having that job for ten minutes before he left.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his/her tastes, do you listen to it?

Ed? I guess I'll take a listen...

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Jesse is a nice guy, he probably try to make a Ayame feel better because Jesse wants him to be happy.

3 told 6 she started her period.

Zarbon: I thought only human FEMALES got that, England...

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Kaoru slaps Starscream with a fish for going out with China? Starscream would just try to blow up Kaoru and start dating China...or Ayame if we go back a couple questions.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

AW! Mizore in a pink dress! It would go so well with her purple hair!

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Sang cusses out Ayame in German and England is secretly watching in the bushes? ... Enlgand is clearly doing spy work and will stay.

7 got high.

China, I thought you go RID of the opium...Did England give that to you?

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Jesse? Needs more dueling.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when (s)he spills Soda all over him?

Starscream would tie Ed to his wing and fly around at high speeds, dump him in a vat of milk, and call him short.

10 starts working at a bar.

Raimundo...stick to your day job at the temple.

1 comes in and tells you (s)he's pregnant from 2

Oh..my..AYAME TOTALLY RAPED ED! Poor dear...Envy will be furious.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him/her?

Yes, I would go swimming with England.

5 is having a birthday party and (s)he picks a theme. What is it?

ICE, ICE, BABY! Snow Fairies FTW.

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

I have no idea...braiding styles?

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Starscream wouldn't care. He may warn Raimundo if they were friends, but probably not.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

ONLINE DUELING!

Have you ever read a 1/4 romance? Would you?

No, but it sounds oddly appealing. Probably would never happen though.

What would your reaction be if 6 wanted to go out with 10?

Zarbon go out with Raimundo...Um, okay. Don't get upset if he turns you down.

What would be the decription for an 8/3 fic?

Jesse Anderson/England(Arthur Kirkland)... Arthur had recognized him as the duelist with the Rainbow Deck. But what was he doing alone in a pub when he had that boyfriend...Jaden Yuki, was it? Well, Arthur Kirkland was about to find out.

What genre would you pick for a fic involving 2, 5, and 9?

Ayame, Mizore and Starscream? I'd say Fantasy/Supernatural/Romance (I now support AyameXStarscream because of this!)

If 7 played a sport, what would it be?

China? Gymnastics.

Where would 2 and 4 go if they were dating?

Ayame and Kaoru? Somewhere exciting and fun!

Do you or anyone you know think that 6 is hot?

No...none of my friends like Dragonball Z.

Would you read an 8/5 fic?

Jesse Anderson/Mizore Shirayuki Aw that sounds sweet.

What would the warning be on a 10/7 fic?

Raimundo/China? Fighting, wok and laddle abuse, yaoi, and overuse of the word aru.

4 is in a happy relationship with 9, until 9 runs off to marry 5. 4 is in a brief, unhappy relationship with 1 until 1 cheats on 4 with 8. 4 finally takes the advice of 6 and settles into a happy relationship with 3.

Kaoru is in a happy relationship with Starscream, until Starscream runs off to marry Mizore. Kaoru is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Edward until Edward cheats on Kaoru with Jesse. Kaoru finally takes the advice of Zarbon and settles into a happy relationship with England.

What would you call this story?

Hikaru, You'd Know What to Do!

Write a summary for this story.

Hikaru and Kaoru must seperate for a year for their new jobs, and Hikaru thinks that he can leave Kaoru in the safe hands of his twin brother's new boyfriend Starscream and their friend Zarbon. But when Starscream runs off what happens with poor Kaoru when he gets stuck in a love rut? If only Hikaru were he, Kaoru is sure, that he'd know what to do.

30 Day Hetalia meme challenge
1. Your favorite character England!
2. Your least favorite character Hm, that's hard...Belarus, I guess...even then though...
3. Character you'd date Romania (Now THERE'S a vampire!)
4. Character you'd like to go shopping with I dislike shopping, but probably Feliciano, he'd fit in with my group of friends
5. Character you'd like as your child Chibi!Prussia
6. Character who would probably be your rival Good one...I wouldn't call him a rival, but I would probably hit France...a lot
7. Character you have most in common with Italy and England
8. Character you look like the most Wy I think...Oddly enough...We both a have wavy brown hair, brown eyes, and are short
9. Character you'd bring home to your parents Japan.
10. Character you'd never bring home to your parents Mainly France, Prussia, and Spain, but several others as well
11. Character you'd become best friends with Feli and Arthur (although me and Iggy would probably fight...a lot)
12. Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu Germany in English dub
13. Character you'd go camping with ...Germany...?
14. Character you wouldn't mind being roommates with Ukraine
15. Character you'd want to cook for you Feliciano
16. Character you wouldn't mind prancing naked for you ...This is an awkward question
17. Your OTP RUSAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! (RussiaXAmerica, if you don't know)
18. Character you wouldn't mind having as a parent None of them. Maybe Hungary, but that's a stretch
19. Character you'd like to go karaoke with All of them (except maybe Netherlands). As long as Korea doesn't try to claim ANYTHING on me in the name of Korea
20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid Feli...he's lazy but will get it done eventually
21. Character you'd have in your party if you were in a RPG England, Romania, and Norway! MAGIC TRIO! Plus America for fighting.
22. Another OTP of yours FrUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (FranceXEngland [UK])
23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender Fem!Germany, Fem!America, and Fem!England of Nyotalia and Hungary and Ukraine in Regular
24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit Russia...his trench coat. :) But I do rather enjoy Fem!Germany's
25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band Prussia. He'd play a mean guitar 26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss Lovino. That would be hysterical ...Or Spain
27. Character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley Russia. As well as Prussia, France and probably several others
28. Character you'd want personified into a dog Ludwig
29. Character you'd want personified into a cat Romano
30. Character you'd want to cosplay as England

Hetalia OTP Meme
Five ships you're into right now

01. FrUK

02. Kimchiburger

03. PruCan

04. Spamano

05. Iggypan

Three ships you liked, but don't anymore.

07. PruHun

08. SwiLiech

09. KoreaXhong Kong

Three ships you never liked.

10. RoChu

11. USUK

12. PruAus

Two ships you're curious about, but don't actually ship.

13. LietBela

14. RomeXGermany (Don't know if this is an actual pairing)

QUESTIONS

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?

I'm sorry they're like father and son or brothers. I can't see them together.

2. Who is someone you know that ships #14?

No one...I just thought it up one day.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?

Canada is being shy, quiet and depressed and Prussia notices him and they start hanging out, become friends, and eventually a couple

4. Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?

Nothing like Daddy France taking care of Mommy England to get the fangirls squealing

5. How long have you been following couple #5?

Since the whole England splendid isolation shorts. It was just so cute.

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?

I still like this pairing, but I feel it's more a brother/sister relationship, plus I really love SwiAus

7. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12

PruAus. I just don't like them and I can stomach Rochu.

8. Which ship do you prefer, #2 or #4?

I love Spamano, but gosh darn it Kimchiburger is just so stinkin' cute!

9. What interests you about #14?

It just seems kind of cute to me...I'm going to end up shipping it by the end of this

10. Why did you stop liking #7?

PruCan overload.

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the fandom?

No.

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?

1, 2, 3, 4 by the Plain White T's

13. If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?

Kimchiburger and PruCan...Good gosh, poor Canada

14. Have #2 kissed yet?

In my world, yes. Especially in this one where Korea is a girl and she and America go to Disney World with other countries...yeah...

15. Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?

Yeah, they did.

16. What would make you start shipping #13?

If Belarus got genderbent into a guy and Liet into a girl

17. If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #5?

Kimchiburger, becuase I prefer FrUK over Iggypan.

18. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?

They have a horrible break-up because Russia tries to make China jealous by kissing America and it doesn't work. During the breakup, China starts falling for Taiwan and Russia and America grow closer and fall in love. (I love RusAme so much too!)

19. Which of these ships do you love the most?

It's a tie between Kimchiburger and FrUK.

Which Doctor am I?

FIRST

[ ] You think you’re better than other species (more specifically; humans)

[ ] You’ve run away from home

[x] You have been bullied

[x] You are frequently sarcastic

[ ] You have brown eyes

[ ] You occasionally wear a cape

] You wear reading glasses

] People say you’re very wise

Total: 2

SECOND

[x] Justice and righteousness are important to you

] You are ruthless

] You like playing the recorder

[ ] You consider yourself a genius

[ ] Your pockets hold EVERYTHING

[x ] You like hats

[x ] Your eyes change color

[x] You can be a bit childish

Total: 4

THIRD

[ ] You love science

[x] You want peace between everyone

[ ] You are a master of aikido

[ ] You love playing with gadgets

[ ] You tend to be optimistic

[ ] You occasionally perform magic tricks

[ ] You also love vintage cars

[ ] You can be somewhat bitter

Total: 1

FOURTH

[ ] You wear long scarves. Very long scarves

[ ] Yo-yo’s are fun to play with

[ ] You occasionally wear floppy hats

[ ] Would you like a jelly baby?

[x] Your personality is very different from others

[ ] Your pockets are dimensionally transcendental

[ ] People say you’re charming

[ ] You can tell if you can trust someone or not right away

Total: 1

FIFTH

[ ] You wear “brainy specs” to look clever, when need be

[x] You can be a bit vulnerable

[x] You prefer thinking and problem solving over physical activity

[ ] You hate violence

[ ] You like celery

[ ] You tend to panic when under pressure

[ ] Rosemary makes you sneeze

[ ] You will openly express your hopes and fears to your companions (friends)

Total: 2

SIXTH

] You can be compassionate, but hardly anybody but your friends see this side

] You also can be very arrogant

[x] And melodramatic

[ ] You decided to become a vegetarian, but have abandoned that practice

[ ] You love poetry

[x] You are very fond of cats

[x] You have problems with directions

[x] You are very determined to do what is right

Total: 4

SEVENTH

[ ] People don’t really trust you

[ ] You tend to act like a fool to hide your intellect

] You have a very dark side, though

[ ] You like chess

[x] You would rather use words to resolve problems instead of violence

] You use umbrellas to accomplish tasks other than keeping the rain off of you

[x] You are very eccentric

] You like manipulating people

Total: 2

EIGHTH

[x] You love and respect all life

[x] You are very romantic

[ ] You often have panic attacks

[ ] You don’t understand the idea of gloating

] You have a habit of repeating someone’s name when trying to make a point

] Or when excited

] You have smoked

[x] You are very afraid of heights

Total: 3

NINTH

[x] You like wearing leather jackets

[x] You can be very emotional

[ ] Although, you can hide your sorrow with manic behavior and wit

] You can be ruthless

[ ] You swear frequently

[ ] You tend to say “fantastic” a lot

[ ] You like bananas

[ ] You can be violent

Total: 2

TENTH

[x] You are a happy person

[x] You are also enthusiastic, especially at inappropriate times

[ ] You feel very lonely

[x] You are a fan of Harry Potter

[x] You prefer rock music

[x] You are a very forgiving person

[x] You think that life is beautiful

[ ] Allons-y!

Total: 6

ELEVENTH

[x] You don’t care if people think you’re eccentric

[X] You can be very childlike

[ ] Bowties are cool

[ ] You have a very good memory

[x] You talk with your hands

[x] You tend to ramble a lot

[x] You would rather face situations alone, rather than put your friends at risk

[x] You have green eyes

Total: 6

A tie between 10 and 11! FUN :D!