//adjusts invisible glasses

Why hello there. Here is a series of facts about me. Enjoy.

I am frequently anxious and enjoy the indiscriminate collection of useless trivia. I am partial to linguistics and wish I could have more conversations about phonology in daily life. I dislike onions and overbearing people. Decisions frighten me so I chronically procrastinate. Sometimes I procrastinate on the thing I was using to procrastinate.

Despite my terse manner of speech I am actually just awkward and will probably like you if you are not a villain or an onion. Remember: I am more afraid of you than you are of me. Approach slowly so as not to spook.

My inadequacies at normal communication make me a very good listener. If you are in the market for a good listener then I am probably your man. Also, if I ever say something that could be construed as offense, I probably did not mean it. This is an advance apology.

Okay then.

In a matter of greater relevance, here is a list of things I like:

Anime

K-pop

Homestuck

Drawing

Writing

Languages/Linguistics

Toast

the color Green

Playing Music

Collegiate A Cappella

Zombies