12 Days of Hetalia Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my boss gave to me

Italy: A big bowl of pasta just for me!

On the second day of Christmas, my boss gave to me

Germany: Two noisy Italians.

Italy: Ve~!

Romano: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN POTATO!

Italy: And a big bowl of pasta just for me

On the third day of Christmas, my boss gave to me

France: The French maids!

France: Honhonhon! I only had to change one WORD of my verse!

Germany: Two noisy Italians.

Italy: And a big bowl of pasta just for me!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me

Russia: A new lead pipe.

Germany: Russia, you're supposed to do a number.

Russia: I was, da? But I like me verse better. KolKolKol!

France: Three French maids!

Romano: Pervert!

France: Oh, you haven't even had a verse yet!

Romano: Shut-up!

Germany: Two noisy Italians.

Italy: And a big bowl of pasta just for me!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me

Prussia: FIVE. AWESOME. METERS!

Germany: 0_0…He did not just say that.

France: *high-fives Prussia*

Russia: A new lead pipe!

France: Three French maids.

Germany: Two noisy Italians.

Italy: And a big bowl of pasta just for me!

Italy: Unless you guys want me to share….?

Germany: No, Italy, it's your pasta.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

China: Six Hello Kitties!

Prussia: Of course you'd want that devil cat with no mouth!

China: Shut up, aru!

Prussia: Can't. It's my line.

Prussia: FIVE. AWESOME. METERS!

Russia: A new lead pipe!

Russia: Do you want me to hit him, China?

China: I do not want to be your friend, aru!

French: Three French maids!

Germany: Two noisy Italians.

Italy: And a big bowl of pasta just for me!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

England: Seven magic books.

French: Really? Magic Books? I was sure you would have gone with gentlemen.

England: Why would I do-? *realizes* I hate you.

China: Six Hello Kitties.

Prussia: FIVE. AWESOME. METERS!

Russia: A new lead pipe.

French: Three French maids.

England: Of course you ruddy would, you twit.

Germany: Two noisy Italians.

Italy: And a big bowl of pasta just for me!

Italy: You know, now that I think about it sounds kind of selfish…

On the eighth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me

Japan: Eight Countries on an island.

England: Sorry we had to strap you with that one, old chum and not a Japan joke.

Japan: No, it's fine! It's really is, England-san!

England: Seven magic books.

China: Six Hello Kitties.

Prussia: It even has Hell in the name! It's a demon cat, with no mouth!

Prussia: FIVE. AWESOME. METERS!

Russia: A new lead pipe.

France: Three French maids.

French: I will also accept maids from other countries! *winks at the Italies*

Italies: *cower away*

Germany: *steps in front of them*

Germany: Two noisy Italians.

Germany: And maybe a dead Frenchman.

Italy: And a big bowl of pasta just for me!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me

Spain: A kiss from my tomato!

England: His who?

Italy: He means Romano.

Romano: Ch-CHIGI! What's wrong with you.

Russia: He didn't do a number either, da?

Japan: Eight countries on an island.

England: Seven magic books

China: Six Hello kitties!

Prussia: FIVE. AWESOME. METERS!

Russia: A new lead pipe.

France: Three French maids.

Germany: Two noisy Italians.

Romano: I'll set the mafia after you for that one, Potato!

France: Seriously, when is your verse?

Italy: And a big bowl of pasta just for me!

Italy: Are you sure that you guys don't want some, ve?

All: IT'S JUST FOR YOU!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me

America: Ten American Superheroes!

America: Like me!

England: Bloody-

Spain: A kiss from my tomato.

Romano: Stop singing it!

Japan: Eight countries on an island.

England: Seven magic books.

America: Is Avada Kadavra in those books, Iggy? *snickers*

England: It's about to ruddy be!

China: Six Hello Kitties.

Prussia: FIVE. AWESOME. METERS!

Russia: A new lead pipe.

France: Three French maids!

Germany: Two noisy Italians.

Italy: And a big bowl of pasta just for me!

One the eleventh day of Christmas, my boss gave to me

Canada: A little attention.

Russia: I didn't hear anything.

China: Wasn't America's brother supposed to sing that line, aru?

Prussia: He did. I heard ya, Birdie!

Canada: Thank-you, Prussia.

America: Ten American Superheroes.

Spain: A kiss from my tomato!

Romano: Stop it!

France: When is your line! Do you even have one?

Japan: Eight countries on an island.

England: Seven magic books.

China: Six Hello Kitties.

Prussia: FIVE. AWESOME. METERS!

Canada: 0/0

Russia: A new lead pipe.

France: Three French maids.

Germany: Two noisy Italians.

Italy: And a big bowl of pasta just for me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me

Romano: Twelve types of bas*BLEEP*s

Romano: That's why I was 12.

France: So you did have a line.

Canada: A little attention.

America: Ten American Superheroes!

Spain: A kiss from my tomato.

Romano: It isn't gonna happen!

Japan: Eight countries on an island.

England: Seven magic books.

England: Say one word, America, I'll do it.

China: Six Hello Kitties.

Prussia: FIVE! AWESOME! MEEEEETEEEERRSSS!

Germany: *facepalm*

Canada: 0/0

Russia: A new lead pipe.

France: Three French maids.

Germany: Two noisy Italians.

Romano: *aims his gun*

Germany: You wouldn't dare.

Italy: And a big bowl of pasta JUST FOR ME!

JUST FOR ME!

THE END!

Kai: And end! Here's my Christmas present everyone. The lyrics are bolded and talking is normal. By the way the 12 types of Bas*BLEEP*s are: Tomato, Potato, Potato #2, Hamburger, Anime, Potsticker, Tea, Wine, Piano, Vodka, Midget (This is Sealand), and Maple. (According to me anyway) MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLDIAYS EVERYONE! Please review and Hetalia doesn't belong to me.