Contains spoilers for the GBA video game, "Meet the Robinsons", which took place after the movie did. This is just another one of my lame attempts at both humor and a different writing style.

Disclaimer: I don't own Meet the Robinsons and made no money off of this. It's called a fanfic for a reason, people.

"Wilbur?"

"Yeah Lewis?"

"Can I ask you something?"

"Sure."

"How come you remember me?"

"Huh?"

"I mean, I changed the future."

"WHAT?!"

"You see, Goob told me the main reason why he became the Bowler Hat Guy, and I stopped that from happening so he had no reason to. And then I promised Doris that I would never invent her, making her disappear into oblivion."

"Speaking of Doris, I've developed a huge fear of bowler hats."

"Me too, actually. Anyways, if Doris and Bowler Hat Guy never existed, then the events that made us meet never occurred. Why do we know each other?"

"..."

"Wilbur?"

"That is an excellent question! And one that I can't answer."

"Yeah, I thought so..."

"Maybe we should ask Dad?"

"...I AM your dad."

"You know what I mean!"

"Speaking of such, where was he during the Little Doris incident?"

"Probably in his other laboratory inventing something."

"Yep, sounds like me alright."

"Hey Lewis?"

"Yeah?"

"We should do something with all of these inventions that we've made. I bet we could have some awesome adventure."

"No, Wilbur."

"Don't you wanna have fun with them?"

"I said no."

"But..."

"I'm your father."

"...I hate it when you do that."

"But I am kinda fond of the Gravitron. I can finally get some of the heavier things for my inventions!"

"You really don't change, do you? I always wondered how Dad got some of the stuff in his laboratory..."

"But I only invented the Gravitron because of Little Doris's attack."

"Dad has something that looks a heck of a lot like it."

"Well, I did find blueprints to it. But why did Fritz and Petunia have the blueprints?"

"Another excellent question!"

"Will you cut that out?!"

"Sorry, but that's my catchphrase."

"...You have a catchphrase?"

"So? Your catchphrase is 'Keep Moving Forward'."

"Touche."

"Anyways, why do events that you've lived through and events I've lived through conflict with each other?"

"Another..."

"If you say 'Another excellent question', so help me God, I will ground you."

"What are you, my mother?"

"Your father, actually."

"...Lewis?"

"What?"

"I really hate time travel."

"Me too. Take me home, now."

I seriously wonder whether I should have written this.