OH HAI! HELLO TERR!

How ya doin? Glad to see that you decided to check out my author profile! I'm using it as an update page on all my stories. Please read this because it provides all the information for all my current stories and futures ones as well.

1). Red Vs. Blue: The Valhalla Chronicles has entered its second season! Yay! This season will be pretty deep, keeping with my talent for serious fiction. I will still keep some comedy in it of course. I currently have in my possession all six seasons of RvB on DVD that I can study from if necessary. Please stay faithful! Episodes will still be coming! Hooray! Currently on Hiatus so I can work out a few more plot details.

2). Divergence, my Half-Life/Halo/Gears of War crossover I was inspired to write after reading "Six Soldiers" by Meshakhad, has been moved to the crossover section. However, since the crossover sections do not allow three way crossover identification the best way to keep track of it would be to add it to your alert list. Currently on Hiatus due to lack of ideas. Stay faithful though, I'm working out the kinks!

3). Now for the bad news. Cancellation notices. Sanctary (my Hitman fanfic) and Gravestones (my GTA IV fanfic) are hereby and forever canceled. I'm sorry. truly I am. I am reducing Gravestones back down to the one-shot it always was supposed to be. The second chapter is deemed irrelevant and the third part (my "special chapter") was put up for purposes I don't understand anymore. I hope you liked the first chapter as it was, cause that's all there's going to be anymore. The same applies to Sanctuary, it is becoming a one-shot. I just can't deal with either of them anymore. If I ever have any ideas with them, I'll work on them. But as for now, I got nothing.

4). My Left 4 Dead fanfic is currently on hold, but fret not, once i figure out how to write the actual "game" part of it, we should be good. I don't really want to bore you with things like "Bill shot the first zombie, then Zoey shot the second, Louis the third...etc." The game play is pretty repetitive to apply a storyline to effectively, so be warned I may end up skipping entire portions of the game for the sake of the story. But still stay faithful, and I promise you for all who are wondering by the end of the story, Sam will return.

5). For my Code Geass fans out there, I have my newly dubbed "RE:" series. Each installment is a different romance story within my fictional time line of the series (in which a certain major character survives fans know who i mean). The first installment was RE:conciliation which is a LelouchxKallen romance. For upcoming information on the series, please stay tuned. I do expect to write a LelouchxShirley romance which is tentatively titled RE:written. All the RE: series will adhere to my established time line. RE:demption is added to the series in name only. I deleted RE:lived because I honestly thought it was shit and only wrote it because I wanted to write a C.C.xLelouch romance with sexual content (mainly because C.C. is a very sexualized character on the show). That was just stupid, as the single review of the story pointed out, it just made C.C. look like a sex toy and I apologize for that.

6). As a joke, I tried my hand at a mission summary fanfic, in which i simply detailed a mission or string of missions that especially captivated me in a game. That game was Fallout 3, and that mission strand was You Gotta Shoot Em' In The Head. I found that that particular mission set conflicted with a WHOLE bunch of the other missions and quests of the game. Basically I am trying to string together or reference as many in-game missions into this time-hopping fanfiction. It chronicles approximately 6 months in the life of the Lone Wanderer, narrated in the first person. I hope you enjoy it, it's really just been a joke project I've been working on. UPDATE: Okay, I really like this fic and am particularly proud of it. So I was inspired to write a series of one-shots I will post as one set of stories. The Fall of Tenpenny Tower is the result and will feature three installments all written in the fashion of You Gotta Shoot Em' In The Head and they will all center around (you guessed it) Tenpenny Tower. Expect the second installment Til Death Do Us Part sometime in the coming months. I apologize for the wait times.

7). Experimenting becomes routine sometimes. I currently have two badly written crossovers between Dexter/Burn Notice and Prototype/inFamous. They're not very good and I don't know if I will ever post them. Consider this a heads up just in case.

8). That's all I got for you now. Please enjoy all my work. I recommend Half-Life 2: Episode 3, which I consider my greatest work so far. If you are a gamer, I highly recommend "The Orange Box". It contains Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2: Episodes 1+2, Team Fortress 2, and Portal and is infinitly enjoyable. The Half-Life series is probably the best FPS series of all time apart from Halo and the Orange Box proves that Valve is dominating the genre. Plus, there's freakin Portal man! Extremely fun game that is totally worth a buy. Then, when you're finished the Orange Box, you can hold yourself over for the wait for the real Episode 3 with my highly fictionalized and very fun to write Episode 3.

Please Enjoy and Please Review! I love reviews, and I appreciate criticism. Just don't be like a certain reviewer of mine and finish reading the story before you post a hate filled review. You have the right to dislike things, but you have to experience the things first.

UPDATE:
School Sux.

AU NOTE:
Okay, all people who read a fanfic and scrutinize how it does not match up with the origin content, please I implore you, stop. Just stop. They don't match up with the source content, because the don't. My stories are all set in Alternate Universes created to suit my insane mind. They can be as close to the source content (which i try to do), but I always change subtle details because it makes my weird mind work. Please if you have a problem understanding why this character did this, when in the show he did the other thing, consider the fact that I have an imagination and like to bend reality to my every whim. That is why things are different in my fanfics than they are on TV. My world, my rules. Don't like it? Too bad.

IF YOU'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR INTO THE PAGE, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR ENDURING THE ABOVE WALL O' TEXT.