Ten Things

1. Dick Simmons is the direct product of Sarge, Sarge's ex-wife, and copious amounts of Guinness Draft beer. Nether Sarge nor his ex-wife are Dutch and or Irish.

2. To this day Lavernius Tucker's rock hides his rather large, secret stash of Cannabis sativa. At least, Tucker hopes it was Cannabis sativa.

3. Franklin Delano Doughnut actually kind of wishes his last name was Biscuit.

4. Leonard L. Church still has the rather modest diamond engagement ring he was going to propose to Tex with. It currently hangs around his neck on the same chain as his Dog Tags.

5. A couple months before she came to Blood Gulch, Tex's test came back positive. Yet she refused to believe the results and never told anyone.

6. When Grif was nine he hid from his sister in the family's attic; only to be attacked by a hoarde of bats. Sister never let him live it down.

7. Sarge was born and raised in North Dakota, never having stepped foot south of Kansas. He does, however, enjoy a good Texas Bar-B-Q and hates the Dixie Chix.

8. 'Blarg' directly translates into English as 'no'.

9. Michael J. Caboose secretly loves babies, and hopes the stork will bring him one of his own some day- or at least steal one from Doughnut.

10. Andy was thrown out of the ship before it disappeared.

A/n- Don't own Red vs. Blue

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