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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Bridge to Terabithia, Harry Potter, Keith, and Camp Rock. - - I AM NOW A BETA-READER FOR MOVIES, BOOKS, AND TV SHOWS - PREFERABLY ONES THAT I KNOW OF! - - MY PRIVATE MESSAGING IS NOW ENABLED! SO FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME! VERY IMPORTANT: I HAVE A NEW CONTEST FOR ONE-SHOTS: FLUFF 'N' STUFF AND TRAGIC MAGIC! PLEASE LOOK INTO IT - I HAVE ZERO ENTRIES SO FAR AND HARDLY ANYONE HAS EVEN LOOKED AT IT! I WILL BE TAKEN IT DOWN SOON IF NO ONE ENTERS, SO PLEASE TRY AND SPREAD THE WORD! I WILL PUT ALL ENTRIES IN MY FAVORITES AND MAYBE EVEN ON MY PROFILE. (I laughed really hard when I read this because I know some guys that are a lot like Bella when it comes to clumsiness/self-injuries! partially copied off of Cinderellaellabella's profile) Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch them fall down stairs. (note: the following sarcasm was copied off of Volleyballgirl1112's profile, but I edited some places) Some examples of why the human race has probably come so far (note the sarcasm). You know, not all people have IQ points of forty-five. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: DUMB BLONDE JOKES (no offense to blondes, but I find these hilarious) There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in. Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of (note to reader: the following joke isn't mine - I found it on the Internet) Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed more half and half for the coffee. While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven. When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the oven and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen. Pretending to be shocked, by mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!" My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an hour to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old. A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?" I have a new idea for a Twilight FanFic. I want to know what you guys think of it. (and, yes, it is EdxB but they won't fall in love after one day) Speechless He was born deaf. She was orphaned at the age of eight. He tried to stay positive; she couldn't find anything to be happy for. What do they have in common, you may ask? Neither one speak, whether it be by choice or not. However, that could all change with a risky surgery and a rocky friendship... Posted...who knows? Maybe not at all! OK, it may sound bad, but I am trying to come up with a story that people will actually LIKE. I have some faithful readers, but not many. Thank you, though, for those who ARE loyal! People seem to like stories that are just romance...but I can't write those. They're too boring to me! MY OWN PERSONAL BOOK OF SAYINGS, MADE-UP WORDS, AND OTHER WEIRD (BUT IN A GOOD WAY!) STUFF Note: these are all original words/sayings/weird (but in a good way) everyday wisdom - hey...that rhymed! Sensible Sayings: Bottom line...point blank...up front...I like it!! cutieful (pronounced cue-tee-full) meaning: a cross between cute and beautiful irregal (pronounced e-ree-gull) meaning: not nice; not good; not allowed purplee (pronounced purr-plea) meaning: the most beautiful shade of purple (my fave color) in the world What's that? A face! A super creepy face and now, that face, is in my happy place and it won't leave, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, YEAH!! parody of 'Funky Junky Hat Dance Looks aren't important unless you're in Hollywood, which sucks because I wanted to be an actress. (haha, JK - what I mean to say that looks SHOULDN'T matter but, unfortunately, they do WAY too much!) 'So much for my happy ending'? Come on, people - we know that only happens in horror movies. (that's what they WANT you to think! ;-) Michael Jackson? looks at photo That's a weird name for a girl. (sorry MJ fans, but I need a bit of comic relief right now!) TO BE CONTINUED... Hi! I am obsessed w/Twilight although I LOVE Harry Potter plus several other series and may write about them, too! I am an aspiring author and fanfiction is just a side 'job' for me - something fun to do while I'm not busy. I write my own original works more than I write FanFiction, though I think about my FanFics a lot! I am an artist, a singer, and, of course, a writer. I also love listening to music - a variety of songs from many different singers/bands. My favorite websites are YouTube, FanFiction, , Toontown, and Webkinz! (JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE WEBKINZ - I DON'T PLAY!) P.S. I have now figured out my favorite movies! They are Titanic (simply beautiful!), Back to the Future trilogy (genius!), all five (and soon to be six) Harry Potter movies, and Twilight IF I EVER GET TO SEE IT! GRR!! I have about a million others I'm particularly fond of, but these are some I really like. Oh, and National Treasure 1 and 2 are awesome also. Be forewarned: When writing Twilight stories, I am SO sick of Edward always being perfect while Bella is stuck as the damsel in distress, so I will probably some all human fanfics or something where Edward is the one that needs help and not Bella. It's not that I don't like Edward, which I really and truly do (though maybe not as much as some people - no offense to those who are in love with him), it's just that I think there needs to be a change every once in awhile. You don't know how many fanfics I've read where Bella is depressed, hiding some fatal illness, abused, or has about a thousand near-death experiences and Edward always has to come to the rescue! It's not that I'm a feminist (although I do stand up for girls' rights, of course), it's just danger-magnet-Bella is getting pretty old. If you haven't noticed, most of the books and movies makes the girl die. That becomes pretty annoying after a while! I will NOT write lemons or stores with bad cussing or too much sexual content - I am not that kind of author - but I will , of course, let them kiss (DUH!), just no lemonade. Of course they can be fluffy and lovey and all that - if I didn't allow it, whichever couple wouldn't make sense. Read my story. I will try to update my current story at LEAST every other night - more on weekends unless I'm super busy - because I hate waiting once I've found a really good fanfic. Don't you? I will probably delete Renesmee's Turn and rewrite Darkening Dusk. Renesmee's Turn hasn't gotten very many reviews and really isn't that good. I don't know where to go with it. Darkening Dusk is moving too fast and isn't original enough to suit my taste. The new one, if I make it, will probably be titled Dusk, so look for it! PLEASE READ, REVIEW, AND SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU CAN NEVER FORGET!! I ONLY HAVE 1 REVIEW AND ABOUT 12 REVIEWS IN TOTAL FOR ALL 3 OF MY STORIES! That's SAD! I want some reviews please! :-( PLEASE spread the word about my account! My new FanFic, There Are Some Things You Can Never Forget, will have a few Twilight moments in it, but is an all human story. I know the basic outline and it will probably be pretty good, so take a look at it! Edward (human) loses his memory! WOW! That's a shocker! P.S. Nothing to Lose, So Much to Gain will probably have some Twilight moments such as...'I'm tired of staying away from you, Bella' even though it is all human also! PLEASE read it - it will be a touching, sad but sweet story! So take a look at it! Note: my music choices have changed now that I have become more open to less-juvenile stuff. i am not a fan of Miley Cyrus, High School Musical, or, in truth, many Disney singers. I may like some of the music, but that doesn't mean that I like the person. (example: I like the song Just So You Know (listed below), but I don't like Jesse McCartney very much at all.) Here are some songs you MUST listen to, unless you haven't already. If so, listen again! THIS IS BASICALLY MY PERSONAL PLAYLIST - IT IS LONG, SO BE PREPARED!! listed randomly Viva la Vida by Coldplay Leave Out All the Rest by Linkin Park Breathe by Taylor Swift You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift Decode by Paramore The Way I Loved You by Taylor Swift (a must-hear, even if you don't like her songs) All Around Me by Flyleaf Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade Gotta Be Somebody by Nickelback Citizen Soldier by Three Doors Down Hero/Heroine by Boys Like Girls (the only punk band I like - so far) Live Your Life by T.I. feat Rihanna (I don't like rap, but the song gets stuck in your head - so catchy!) Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis Better In Time by Leona Lewis Love Song Requiem by Trading Yesterday (so beautiful) Trainwreck by Demi Lovato I'm With You by Avril Lavigne (BEFORE her music style changed) Everytime We Touch by Cascada Stand by Rascal Flatts What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts My Wish by Rascal Flatts Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood Last Name by Carrie Underwood Fearless by Taylor Swift Love Story by Taylor Swift (RADIO EDITION) Check Yes Juliet by We the Kings The Reason by Hoobastank Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton Disturbia by Rihanna Please Don't Stop the Music by Rihanna Home by Daughtry Over You by Daughtry Change by Taylor Swift Can I Have This Dance by Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron (surprisingly good for a HSM movie!! - yeah, call me a dork if you want - get over it!) Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson (I am not a fan of her, I just like this and the following song(s) Invisible by Ashlee Simpson Just So You Know by Jesse McCartney (before he turned perverted) My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion (haunting; mysterious; sad; sweet all rolled into one - great singer) Believe by Josh Groban (great singer - beautiful Christmas song!) Thunder by Boys Like Girls Up Against the Wall by Boys Like Girls Learning to Fall by Boys Like Girls One Step at a Time by Jordin Sparks That's What You Get by Paramore Hot by Avril Lavigne The Call by Regina Spektor All You Wanted by Michelle Branch Stay Beautiful by Taylor Swift (ah, I can't help it - I'm a big fan) With Love by Hilary Duff (maybe a little old, but who cares?? I still like it) Here are my PlayLists for my (currently) two FanFics! Listen to the songs - they're all great! (Listed in order as the events in the stories occur) SOME OF THESE SONGS STINK, I KNOW! I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO FIX IT RIGHT NOW, SO HOLD ON! There Are Some Things You Can Never ForgetPlayList: Just So You Know by Jesse McCartney - EPOV Realize by Colbie Calliat - EPOV What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts - EPOV Up Against the Wall by Boys Like Girls - EPOV Should've Said No by Taylor Swift - BPOV (about her break-up with Jacob) What Hurts the Most (candlelight version) by Cascada - BPOV When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne - BPOV Teardrops On My Guitar by Taylor Swift - BPOV Nothing to Lose, So Much to GainPlayList: Love Song Requiem by Trading Yesterday - EPOV Under My Skin by Trading Yesterday - EPOV Crush by David Archuleta - EPOV Beautiful Eyes by Taylor Swift - BPOV Hero/Heroine by Boys Like Girls - EPOV Time of My Life by David Cook - EPOV The Reason by Hoobastank - EPOV All You Wanted by Michelle Branch - BPOV Cry by Mandy Moore - BPOV Stand by Rascal Flatts Keep Holding On by Avril Lavigne - BPOV The Beauty and the Tragedy by Trading Yesterday - EPOV - - WISE QUOTE - - (really random, but who cares - it rhymes!!): Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a mystery But today is a gift... That's why it's called the present OH YEAH - I WROTE...I MEAN WENT THERE! Girls - - RIDDLE - - (I like to challenge my readers - don't ask) Imagine that you are inside a boat in the middle of an shark-infested ocean with no way to escape and only a paddle to fend them off. How will you survive? ANSWER: Stop imagining! What are secret admirers also known as? ANSWER: stalkers with stationary OH MY GOSH! YOU'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR - JUST KEEP HOLDING ON - ONLY ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...FIVE? MORE SENTENCES LEFT...KIND OF. So give me reviews please and let me know what you think! Subscribe if you want! Remember - what's one step away from crazy? Passionate! JK. - - Luv razzledazzle96 (where do you think I got the 'dazzle' part from?? LOL) - - |
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