'Sup people

Con-Nike here.

Anyone waiting for Napd567's Life with Derek, High School Musical, and Flight 29 Down stories should know that they will eventually will be posted under my account.

So yeah. Be patient.

And for those coming for my stories, which are for Camp Rock, since I'm a J-bros addict, well I hope they'll be up soon.

Enjoy!

PS: Check out my youtube! http://www.youtube.com/user/JBsindLiebe

Here's the link to my joint account with socks900: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1921968

And the link to my blog: http:///

Name: Call me Beck. Close enough

Age: Old enough to write, but not old enough to drink. 'Nuff said.

Fave singer/band: Jonas BROthers!!

Fave color: Red

Fave tv show: House M.D. for now. Just wait 'till J.O.N.A.S. comes out!!

Fave movie: It's a tie between Jumper and Camp Rock. Both were awesome! Update: Its now August Rush. Another update: Twilight!

Fave food: Spaguetti!

Fave drink: Gatorade

Fave shoe brand: Converse

Fave animal: I'm not an animal person but I like birds. (I'll make Jason a birdhouse ;)

Marital status: Single and proud of it!!

Fave pairings: Smitchie and Naitlyn. Well, anything JB related. Also, Napd567 has gotten me into Dasey, Derek and Casey (Life with Derek). Update: Bella/Edward and Jasper/Alice

Fave sport: Soccer! But I'll play anything.

Current crushes: About 25 different guys I know, not including celebrities. No, I won't list them here.

1. FIRST NAME: As if I'd tell you.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Some TV show character.

3. SIBLING NAMES: Not telling, but he was named after a TV show character too.

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I had a breakdown around July 2008...I think...

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Yep. They're just the perfect size.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Turkey

7. KIDS? I'll leave that one to your imagination.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? 'Course!

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Six of them. When I write, I randomly grab one of them.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No...(that was sarcasm)

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I doubt it. Ask me three seconds prior.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Rice krispies

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Nope Update: Lately, I've gotten into the habit of changing my shoelaces according to the outfit.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yeah. I can throw my dad over my shoulder and carry him upstairs. And he's, let's say, not light.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate chip mint.

17. SHOE SIZE? 8

18. RED OR PINK? Red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? Nothing. I love myself completely and entirely.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My family. They live on the other side of the world. Not telling where.

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Sure, why not?

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Gray and red sweats and socks.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Cookies!

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? When you look me in the eyes- Jonas Brothers. The old version.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blood red.

26. FAVORITE SMELL? My crush's cologne. Mmm good...

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Mom

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their hands and their eyes, followed by their sense of humor.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I don't know. I picked it off someone's profile.

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Root beer, any brand.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Soccer.

32. EYE COLOR? Brown

33. HAT SIZE? Huh?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No. Just plain old glasses.

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Rice!!

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Both. Depends.

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Passchendaele. I hope I spelled that right. Update: G-Force. Incredibly boring.

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? T-shirts

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Both. Depends on the person.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Lemon merengue pie

So, since you are obviously taking the time to look at my precious profile, you might as well help me with something.

'And were back' isn't going to be an incredibly long story. However, once I'm done, I have no idea what I'm gonna write. So please take the time to vote for any of the following:

A prequel for "and were back": From the time Connect Three first met, until their careers took off, and everything in between. Also, this story will give out some more background info on Bianca Gray and her relationship with the boys. (Help me think of a good title!!)

Road Trip: Young heiress Jessica Black has got way too much time and money on her hands. How will she, and her two best friends Mitchie and Caitlyn, spend their summer? Following Connect Three on their World Tour, of course! Smitchie, Naitlyn, Jason/OC

Among the Crowds: Three boys that have nothing in common. Except for their love of music, and their lack of confidence. -A Connect Three connection story.

The Prodigy: Connect Three has just risen to fame, and is still fresh in the business. But when the Gray brothers come across a gifted child, will it inspire them to be more or just tear them down? Pre-Camp Rock

The Princess Bride- Camp Rock Style: Mitchie and Shane were inseparable, until that fateful day when he went on tour and never came back. Now, five years later, she's going steady with the lead singer of the hottest (and lamest) group in America. Until a mysterious rap artist holds her hostage. Smitchie!

The voting poll is now open!

Thanks for taking the time to make your opinion known! As I get new ideas, I will add them to the list.

And if you have any suggestions on my future or current stories, please feel free to PM me.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Hello Beautiful, it's 7:05 here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. But Hey, We're Gonna Be Alright, because I'll Be Be Good to you. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You, and you still Got Me Going Crazy. I dont wanna be Just Friends, and I wish I was the Girl of Your Dreams. I'm Burnin' Up to be your Lovebug. I don't want Tonight to be a One Man Show, because all you ever say is "Hellogoodbye." We Got The Party With US, so I'll just wait A Little Bit Longer, because right now I Can't Have You. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, so I'm Sorry, but I Am What I Am, so stop Pushin Me Away! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before you would Please Be Mine but we can always take One Day At A Time. Don't Walk Away, because then I'll be Wrong Again. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Take a Breath, and Goodnight and Goodbye!

Here I Am but Who Will I Be? even though i know This is Me. I Gotta Find You so we can Start the Party because Our Time is Here and i know we've got What It Takes. We're 2 Stars and We Rock so we gotta Play My Music. So now im gonna say Hasta La Vista because im Too Cool to know you,

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE! lol

If you’re a JoBro fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you nearly cried (or did!) when you learned of Nick’s diabetes, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If Kevin is your guitar hero, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you dreamed of being a ‘future Mrs. Jonas’, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you love the Bonas Jonas, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you want to attend Camp Rock, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If your friends and/or family think you’re mental for being a Jonas Brothers fan, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you’re out of the expected age range for Camp Rock, HSM or HSM2, but love one/all of them anyway, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you love Kevin’s hair, no matter how it’s styled, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If Shane, Nate or Jason appear in your dreams, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you love Caitlyn's 'spunk,' copy and paste this on your profile.

If you loved the Jonas Brothers before they have been on Hannah Montana, paste this on your profile.

If you've never met the Jonas Brothers but your friends say you should, paste this on your profile.

If you think When You Look Me In The Eyes is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love to talk about the Jonas Brothers nonstop, paste this on your profile.

If you repeat lines by the Jonas Brothers everyday, paste this on your profile.

If you can't wait for J.O.N.A.S. to premiere, put this on your profile.

If you have a severe case of OJD, put this on your profile.

Check all that apply to you:
((If you're not a JB fan, don't even attempt to understand this))

(x) You have the release date for their next album in your calendar

(x) You comment JB everyday on myspace and constantly check for their messages/comments

(x) You know what "CAMPFIREEEEE!" means and can almost do it as good as the boys

( ) You know the TRL number and have all the extensions for 'Mandy' memorized

( ) You have your local Radio Station's number memorized and have gotten to know the DJs by requesting 'Mandy' so many times

(x)Your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers so much

(X)You are disappointed the boys wear undershirts at their concerts(and sleeves)

( ) You have a JB Pirate eyepatch

(X)you beg your parents to visit Australia so you can pick up the accent

(x) You know the relation between JB and Busted

( ) Your whole Zanga/Myspace page is practically dedicated to the JB

(x) You have/had an AIM screenname with "Jonas Brothers", "JB", "Nick", "Joe", or "Kevin" in it

( ) You put Peeps in the microwave

(x) You know where "I Believe I Make Sense to Yo Momma" came from, and crack up when you watch that video

(x) All You want is for Christmas is a Hippopotamus, and the Hippopotamus wants you too

(x) You know what 'Eternity' was written for, and who it was written for

(x) You are caught singing "Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a Pirate's life for Me"

(X) You try to put fifty dollar bills in soda machines

(X) You know where "mereal and cilk" came from and crack up everytime you watch that video

(x) You know the holiday "Kwan Ziggy Ziggy Zam" and plan on celebrating it this Year!

(x) You know every girl the boys have dated and get jealous just by thinking about them

(x) You hate AJ for dating Joe

(x) You keep calling the airline companies to book a flight to 'Alklahoma', but they have no idea what you're talking about

( ) You wear a bandana around your neck as a fashion statement

(x) You know what "Retainer Time" is and you laugh about it often

(X) You find yourself replacing the words 'Girl of my dreams' with 'guyS of my dreams' meaning the boys

(x)You would date about anyone with similar features of the boys

(x) You know about "Moo, Bah!"

( ) You have a Fan Page or Myspace Group for JB

(X) The whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding lol :)

(X) You can't help but jump off the walls, literally, at fast paced songs

(X) You wish you lived in the Year 3000 with the boys

(X)you know what 'A Little Bit Longer' is written for

(X)you are caught calling yourself a 'kid from the future, whoa!'

(X) You know who the "Bonus Jonas" is

(X) Limited Too is your favorite 'Restaurant'

(X) You cried when you watched the speech where Nick announced his Diabetes

(X) JB is the reason you get Magazines

(X) You cant help but say "Awesomeness" when you're really pleased

(X)When you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say "Look at Nick, hes such a Stud Muffin"

(X) You know where "Hi, My name is Kevin Jonas, and I'd Like to sell you a Car" came from and laugh about it every time

(X) You buy Baby Bottle Pops, just because of the commercial

(X) You truly believe that Earth is the farthest planet from the Sun

(X) Whenever you see a lot of cars you yell "TRAFFIC!"

(X) You use the phrase "Yo, that's illogical, I can't have it", whenever you dont believe something

( ) You use the catch phrase "It was Fantastilistic!"

(X) You play with Jack Sparrow action figures

(X) When you find a bat, you automatically hit people in the head with it

(X) You know what "Poned" means and you use the word on a daily basis

(X)You promote the Jonas Brothers everywhere you go

(X) JB = LIFE, no questions asked

(X) You know their parents' names

(X) You say "Holy Jonas" and "Oh My Jonas!"

(X) You know where "OMG NICK, YOU'RE SO HOT!!" came from and can't help but laugh

(x) Your computer desktop screen is Jonas Brothers and so is your Screen Saver

(X) You believe that Joe is the funniest thing EVER

(X) You have at least 10 JB songs in your Ipod or MP3 Player

( ) You beg your parents to move to New Jersey

(X) You don't understand how the girls in "7:05", "One Day at a Time", and "You Just Don't Know It" could of been so mean to them

(X) You want a tambourine even though you don't play

(X) 'I Am What I Am, I Cant Help Myself'

(X) You wish you were Mandy

(X) A comment from the Jonas boys is received - you jump up and down screaming for about 15 minutes (more like an hour)

(X) You constantly think about one of the boys

(X) You argue with anybody who thinks they like one of them more than you

(x) You liked Kevin before he became "Hot", and always thought he was

(X) You know about Nick's Christian album and all the songs that were on it

(x) You call them by Nicknames Joey, Kevy, or Nicky, etc.

(X) You know all the boys ages and cant believe Nick is only 15 (ahem 16 now)!

(X) You can sing every JB song word for word, even the new unreleased ones

(x) You're planning your wedding already

(X)you know if Kevin wasn't a musician he'd be the perfect car salesman

(x) You were disappointed when they didn't take off their shirts in the "Poor Unfortunate Souls" video

(X) 'One Day at a Time' doesn't makes you tear up (but, When You Look Me In The Eyes does)

(X) You constantly go to the fridge and check for chicken.

Total: 66!! Wow am I obsessed or what!!

If you love side pairings (like the second-main characters) more than main-ships, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Joe Jonas, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you're weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored a lot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Camp Rock, paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, -'TophToph'-, StroodleDoodledFuhn, Con-Nike,

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.

If you know some who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to choclate, cheese, and/or a TV show of any kind, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

To copy and paste this requires 2 things. One, you gotta admit the Jonas Brothers are the best boy band to hit America (and the world). Second, you gotta love these fun divider thingys and use them at random. You know you WANT to!

The white man said,"Colored people are not aloud here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...When I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you're RED ,When you're cold you're BLUE, And when you'll die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to called me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white man just walked away...
If you are againt racism put this is you're profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xyou watch sports on TV.
gory movies are cool
xYou go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night

Total: 18.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 3 That's sad lol considering I'm a girl. Ah well, I'm awesome anyways.

If you have O.J.D (Obsessive Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nick Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

OJD PLEDGE:
To the brothers of rock and pop,
I pledge my love that will never stop.
They make me laugh, they make me cry,
they are heroes, and there's a million and one reasons why.
I love how cute and dedicated they are,
it's 100 true they are rock stars.
They make my heart melt when they sing,
and also when they strum those guitar strings.
I just want to say Nick, Kevin, and Joe,
I really love you and hope it shows.
So I pledge this to JB, I will be a true fan for eternity.
Put this on you page if your a JB fan

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!"

Real Jonas Brother Fan does this...
You say High School Musical
I say Camp Rock
You say Hannah Montana
I say Jonas Brothers
You say Miley Cyrus
I say Demi Lovato
You say Zac Efron
I say Kevin Jonas
You say New York
I say Hollywood
You say Cody Linley rocks your socks
I say Nick J Is Off The Chain
You say wait a minute
I say Hold On
You say i want you back
I say Move On
You say tomorrow
I say Tonight
You say freezing cold
I say Burnin' Up
You say right now
I say A Little Bit Longer
You say 2-person job
I say One Man Show
You say 8:30
I say 7:05
You say christina
I say Mandy
You say we're done
I say Goodnight and Goodbye
You say im obsessed
I say Thats Just The Way We Roll

Paul. It's a four letter name for a gentlemen. But if you go to a mere dictionary, it means something. From Roman it means 'humble', but to others the word means 'handsome'. But to most of us, he's Kevin. But when you stand in the crowd of a Jonas Brothers Concert, who is everyone screaming for? Joe and Nick. But what about the other one? Who plays his heart out, and breaks a sweat to bring that amazing guitar skill to the stage? Oh you're talking about Nick! No. Nick does play, but who does it for 2 hours straight only stopping for a intermission between the songs. From 2005 to now, there's been one guy who stands on stage, in the back, on the left. Oh you mean Garbo! No, not at all, not even Garbo himself can take his place. It's Kevin. Paul Kevin Jonas II, the hazel eyed brown curly haired boy, who is famous for his love for guitar and the band. Everyone sees him, but no one knows him. Going to city to city, who is your favorite? When you say "I support the Jonas Brothers", does that include the oldest? The 20 year old, hasn't had it easy. "Oh he's gay! Why do you like him? Joe is SO sexy! Nick is so hot!" What does that say to you? True fan right? Not at all. He has something so real. Nick is indeed a hero. But the ones who do love Kevin, have been known to have fallen for his charm, and irrestible looks. What was the last thing you have said about Kevin? He's SO hot? He's SO ugly! His chest hair needs to be shaved! His sideburns are really tacky! What does that make you think of that person? She has a favorite. Why bring him down? Joe isn't the only one who has fallen onstage. Kevin has too. Think about spinning, while playing guitar, and trying to master the spin in front of millions. Sure, he is the oldest, okay he's rarely sings loud in a song, his heart is pure gold. What makes him different? He's Paul Kevin Jonas II. When watching videos, do you laugh at Joe and Nick's jokes, and when Kevin speaks you ignore it? Can you tell a jb fan right now his favorite color is green? or he loves butterfingers? or is THE starbucks fanatic? Stop the hate. If you were teased because of your looks would you hate it? He's pushed and shoved in interviews, as the older brother, djs can tease. would you hate that? if you people THOUGHT you were the first to try drugs? the first to have sex? the first to lose your purity? Think about it. Step into Kevin's shoes for a minute. Waking up at 4 a.m to head to a brand new city on the tour. Walking out of the tour bus, with thousands and thousands of fans standing there. "I LOVE YOU JOE!" "I LOVE YOU NICK!" "OH MY GOD!" But Kevin just smiles, and waves. He's being ignored. Well maybe it won't be bad. He gets dressed in his dressing room. Hears thousands of screaming girls. Steps up on the stage, and smiles. Begins the introduction of a song. Then the lights hit them, and then hits the audience What does he see? Nick and Joe lover signs. How would you feel. He's does alot. He's dragged down, but what does he do? Quit being a Jonas brother? NO! He loves us, and when that Say now text comes in, and all you hear is him. Think about it, he's taking his time to say hello, and he loves us. He taught me what love is, and how romantic boys should be. He is beautiful to me. There's something inside of him, that shines through him, and when I see him, I can't help but love. He's amazing in my eyes. When I sit infront of him, in a crowd at a concert, I looked him in the eyes, and smiled. Because he is so beautiful to me.
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Jonas Brothers Quiz!

1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?

I love all of them almost equally!! But I'll go with Joe.

2.) Which CD do you like better?

A little bit longer

3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?

No, but I will at our wedding!!

4.) Do you have any of their merchandise?

I got posters. Lots and lots of posters...

5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?

Not yet, but I watch them on youtube.

6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPOD/MP3 Player?

YESS!!

7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?

Of Course!!

8.) What's your favorite song from It's About Time?

Time for me to fly

9.) What's your favorite song from Jonas Brothers?

Tied between Australia/Lovebug/A little bit longer

10.) What's your all-time favorite song?

See #9

11.) Does Mandy always know?

I don't know, ask Mandy.

12.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?

No. I just don't like her in general.

13.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?

See #12

14.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay?

Really?? grips CD tightly

15.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos?

Yeah!!

17.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?

Slightly...

18.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk?

A little. But I like his hair the way it is now too.

19.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?

He looks hott either way.

20.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?

Yes lol I sing it to myself in the shower!!

21.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?

I know like 3 or 4. They're absolutely hilarious!!

22.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?

maybe...

23.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?

Yes, I heard Mandy while flipping channels. Five minutes later, It's about time was in my hands lol.

24.) Have you memorized every song?

Yeah!!

25.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour?

No. I saw it on TV.

26.) Are you going to the Burning Up tour?

No. Sucks doesn't it?

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I want a guy who I can run to with
eyes filled with tears
red cheeks
messed up hair
mascara

Running down my face

and the first thing he says to me is...
WHOSE BUTT AM I KICKING?

Wait for the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. wait for the guy who kisses you on the forehead, who wants to show you off to all of his friends even when you're in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the for the one who is constantly reminding you how much he cares for you and how lucky he is to have you, wait for the one who turns to his guys and says "thats her"

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~Jonas Brothers~

~It takes a second to like their looks~

~It takes an hour to like their songs~

~It takes a day to fall in love with them~

~But it takes a lifetime to forget~

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Put an X next to all that apply to you.
1. Smoked --
2. Consumed alcohol --x
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex -- x Yeah, my dad when i was a baby.
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex -- x well duh! haven't you ever had a sleepover?
5. Kissed someone of the same sex. --
6. Had sex -- WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
7. Had someone in your room other than family -- X, It's called FRIENDS!
8. Watched porn. --

9. Bought Porn --

10. Bought illegal drugs --

Results -- 4

1. Taken painkillers --X
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine --X
3. Lied to your parents -- X
4. Lied to a friend -- X
5. Been to rehab --
6. Done something illegal --X no comment
7. Cut yourself -- X, with a potato peeler!
8. Hurt someone -- X, someone won't be getting those teeth back...
9. Been to a club --
10. Seen someone die --X my dog. So sad.
Results -- 8

1. Missed curfew -- X
2. Stayed out all night -- X, at a sleepover!
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself -- X,
4. Been to a therapist --
5. Snuck out of the house --
6. Dyed your hair --
7. Received a ticket --
8. Been in an accident --X
9. Wished someone to die -- X
10. Been to a bar --
Results -- 5

1. Been to a wild party -- X, yeah, mine.
2. Been to a Mardi Gras parade --
3. Drank more than four beers in a night --
4. Had a spring break in Florida --

5. Sniffed anything --

6. Wore black nail polish --

7. Wore arm bands --X

8. Wore t-shirts with band names --

9. Listened to rap -- X,
10. Owned a 50 Cent CD --
Results -- 3

1. Dressed Gothic -- X,
2. Dressed prep -- X,
3. Dressed punk -- X,
4. Dressed grunge --
5. Stole something -- X, My brother's chocolate bar.
6. Been too drunk to remember anything --
8. Fainted --
9. Had a crush on a neighbor -- X, Many times, actually.
Results -- 5

1. Snuck into someone else's room -- X,
2. Had a crush on your friend -- X, or two or three...
3. Been to a concert --
4. Been called a slut --
5. Called someone a slut -- X, she didn't hear tho
6. Installed speakers in your car --X
7. Broken a mirror --
8. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house -- X, doesn't mean anything!!
9. Brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush -- X
Results -- 6

1. Consider/Considered Ludacris your favorite rapper --
2. Seen an R-rated movie in theater --
3. Cruised the mall --
4. Skipped school -- X, oh yeah!
5. Had surgery --
6. Had an injury --X, many times, I'm a klutz.
7. Gone to court --
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping -- X, I left, but my dad stayed to pay. LOL
9. Caught something on fire -- X, I'm a mad mad scientist.
10. Lied about your age -- X,
Results -- 5

1. Owned/rented an apartment --
2. Broke the law in the police's presence --X I littered, I didn't know he was watching!!
3. Made out with someone who had a gf/bf --
4. Got in trouble with the police --
5. Talked to a stranger -- X, All the time. I like talking.
6. Hugged a stranger -- X, he he yeah...awkward...
7. Kissed a stranger --
8. Rode in the car with a stranger --X Well, my parents knew them. I didn't.
9. Been harassed --
10. Been verbally harassed --
Results -- 4

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online --
2. Stayed online for 5 hours straight -- X, daily
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight -- X, ONce. I'm not much of a phone talker.
4. Watched TV for 5 hours straight -- X, who hasn't?
5. Been to a fair -- X
6. Been called a bad influence -- X, all the time. Parents usually hate me.
7. Drink and drive --
8. Prank-called someone -- X,
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex -- X, He smelled really really good!
10. Cheated on a test --
Results -- 7

TOTAL: 47
-If You Have Less Then 10.. write I'm a Goody Goody.
-If You Have More Than 10.. write I'm still a goody goody.
-If You Have more Than 20..write I'm average.
-If You Have More Than 30..write I'm a bad kid.
-If You have more than 40..write I'm a very bad influence.
-If You Have more than 50..write I'm a horrible person.

Okay, I admit it. I'm a very bad influence. Happy, now?

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Won't stab you in the back.

BEST FRIENDS: Poke you with pencils.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

YOU'RE A TRUE JB FAN IF...

- your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
- at random times, you ponder the 'if a tree falls, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?' theory
- you definitely know wha fantastalistic is
- when you see something you like, you yell 'SHOTGUN!'
- NJ.. IS off the chain..
- jobromance?! you wish you could have one of those..
- you can name every one of their songs off the top of your head
- you have joe's 'the cd is out' dance memorized.. down to the cape
- when joe did 'the look' on bonus jonas, you squealed
- your new favorite pick up line (even though you may or may not be a diabetic) is 'slow down sugar, cuz I'm diabetic!'
- you wish at 7:05 instead of 11:11
- on joe's birthday.. you threw a birthday party with your friends; cake, singing, presents & all
- lately you've noticed you've been drinking a lot of orange gatorade..
- starbucks, 2 miles'nuff said
- you quote the jonas brothers in almost every sentence
- you randomly 'EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE POOL' blurt out JB related things
- you can honestly admit that you are fully obsessed.
- ..JB wall.. again, 'nuff said
- if you see them on the cover of a magazine, you have to buy it
- you cried when you heard about nick and his diabetes bless him..
- since that day, he's pretty much been your number one hero
- your parents know as much about the three as you do.. maybe a little less, but almost..
- you've annoyed anyone who'll come within a mile radius of you
- sometimes you just watch DC to catch the jonas brothers 'bonus jonas' time
- you know the words to 'Nick J is off the chain' and you agree with it
- when you see someone who looks like Joe, Kevin, or Nick, you have to get really close to them just to make sure it's not a JB
- CORN POPS?! I want some..
- for some reason, every small thing reminds you of one of the boys. baby bottle pops.. butterfingers.. cotton candy.. screwdrivers.. and possibly water bottles
- you wish your name was Mandy.. and that you were born in Australia, but currently reside in California
- your ipod consists of JB and nothing but JB
- ..even your family can sing the words to atleast one of their songs
- JB IS ON TV! everyone around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose an arm
- fantastalistic! and poned are part of your daily vocabulary
- you know how the jonas brothers started, AND you can name other songs besides the usual three that FAKE fans name. SOS, Hold On, Year 3000
- you ARE dj danger..
- joe has no anger problems.. he's completely and utterly.. NORMAL in your eyes
- you love God for giving kevin that one sick day, where he stayed home and learned to play the guitar..
- you just stare at people who ask if nick's hair is NATURALLY straight
- if someone were to play you in a movie, you'd want it to be johnny depp as jack sparrow.. playing you
- you like your crowds medium rare
- you know what 'campfire' is..
- the JB's routine before a show.. you know what they do and in what order
- you miss the 'joehawk' but the new hair is cute too
- you'd vote joe for president ANY DAY
- you honestly think that there are no cars in oklahoma, just because joe exlaimed it
- joe said the world is only covered in 70 water.. so he must be right, no doubt about it, he's always right
- when something is illogical, you HAVE to say 'yo, that's illogical, I can't have it' and you can say it with a straight face
- you pretty much threw a part when you found out the the jonas brothers reached number one internet sold album
- frankie is most definitely the cutest little kid alive. ever.
- ..you know they're really the only guys that age who can pull off the tight pants look
- you even sat through 20 minutes of that show DLIFE just so you could see them for a whole of 5 minutes
- just because you can; you comment their myspace once a day.. it's tradition!
- you think it's deadly hilarious that kevin broke his sidekick the first day he had it
- you've watched every video of theirs on youtube so many times that you could probably say the words outloud
- you know what happened to nick's first purity ring, and where he got his new one
- ..you know what the purity rings symbolize
- if someone asked you if the JB's were really married, you'd laugh so hard you'd cry, then you'd go serious and nod, saying 'yea, to me'
- you're still a huge fan of 'It's About Time'
- since kevin watches music videos when he first wakes up, YOU DO TOO
- OH, and you nodded and smiled while reading through this
- ..and of course you just have to repost it because you're a true fan

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Beck

2. Tefy

3.Mrs Joe Jonas

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. People with guns

2. Old women with too much facial hair

3. This really creepy neighbour

THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:
1. The JONAS BROTHERS!!
2. Days off school
3. Sugar

THREE THINGS YOU HATE:
1. Slimy Virus (Miley Cyrus)
2. Candy wrappers that don't freakin' OPEN!!

3. Low-fat desserts

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. iPod
2. Laptop
3. Cell phone

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Spongebob socks
2. Grey shirt
3. Red and black shorts

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Sense of Humor
2. Dreamy eyes (sigh)
3. Likes me for me and won't want me to change

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Daydreaming

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Joe
2. Chocolate
3. ... Joe

THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Engineer
2. Teacher
3. Rockstar

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Italy
2. Germany
3. Palau

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Save a Life, preferably a hot guy.
2. Meet the Jonas Brothers
3. Date a Jonas Brother (or 2 or 3)

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Judge me, and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it, and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch, and I'll show you one. Call me crazy, But you really have NO idea Have a problem with me, solve it. Think I'm tripping, tie my shoes. If you don't care what your haters say about you (And/or love the attention they give you) copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have a WICKED long bio, copy this into it to make it longer!

If you should be doing homework right now... GO DO IT! and then copy this into your bio.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. Put this in your profile if it applies to you, too.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile ("You boasting, bragging, obnoxious braggart!" "...Uh...Don't use big words, please.")

"I'm bringing sexy back!" Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

Best friends are like bras: Hard to find the perfect one, but when you do, they're close to your heart and supportive

You laugh at me because i'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too