Lon-Dubh

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Einstein.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Churchill.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. Einstein.

The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Churchill

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. Churchill

There are a terrible lot of lies going around in the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. Churchill

In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them. Jane Austin.

"Though my soul may set in darkness, I will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" Sarah Williams

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Robert Frost

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "So, then is it possible the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer: "But could the patient still have been alive nevertheless?"

Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

“Well behaved women rarely make history.” Marilyn Monroe

The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways—I to die and you to live. Which is the better, only God knows. Socrates.

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