Lots of years ago I have read this fic in a bus with quite a lot of people... Now I am on a train giggling softly... But with the mask no one sees my red cheeks

Best. Story. Ever. No, seriously. That was such a fun read. I nearly fell in the floor when Edward decided to ask the Walmart salesgirl for help, reasoning it was part of her job to answer questions. And then he talks about rattlesnake venom. OMG, so awesome. I always enjoy the brothers dynamic between Edward and Emmett, and throwing Jasper in is fun too. And poor Edward still manages to be kind of hot having to stand there with his hand in his pocket just because he's thinking about mint and Bella, but it's kind of sweet too. Poor Karyn. Thanks for a very fun story.

hahahahahaha!

lololololol
omg omg sorry havent laught so much in a loooooong time
thanks

You're so good at writing humor.

Omg. So hilarious I can't even.

Yep! It got worse! WAAAAAAAY worse! *laughing helplessly, tears forming*
Alice and orange!

That Wal-Mart worker is hilarious! I am also pleased she isn't all self righteous about homosexuality. Regardless of anything, we are all human beings and deserve common respect

I'd definitely be like Edward and be embarrassed! But you just GOTTA love Emmett! I can only anticipate it getting WWORSEfor poor Edward!

The funniest thing I've ever read! Thank you.

Funny. Thanks for sharing.

I hope Rosalie and Jasper come in.

Still funny...

This is so funny.

Ha ha! Nicely done!