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Author has written 35 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Young Wizards, Gallagher Girls, RENT, and Inheritance Cycle.
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Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4824 - Favs: 7,302 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rules For Dealing With The Cullens by Sapphire Vial reviews
The unwritten rules have now been written with commentary from all the characters. Rule #1: don't bleed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3691 - Favs: 5,667 - Follows: 6,051 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
New Flowers on the Grave by Bob Stage reviews
Alice Kinnian has been haunted by her memories of Charlie Gordon. Now her teenage son William is curious about this person she never talks about. Please R&R. I'd love to hear opinions of this tale.
Flowers for Algernon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 11/30/2008
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
April the First by Deiphobe reviews
What kinds of havoc did Fred and George wreak at Hogwarts on April's first day? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4304 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 4,790 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Complex Touch by Keeperofthemoon0 reviews
For the sake of the Order, Ginny Weasley takes a mission to go back in time to find a Horcrux for Harry. She just never expected to fall in love with a future convicted escaped murderer. And that's just the beginning of the difficult times ahead for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,492 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
Out of Sight Out of Mind by sunchaser116589 reviews
Collection of oneshots. Normally funnyromance. Newest: Emmett's Revenge Book. Saftey rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/26/2007
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lies and Letters by SweetDeamon reviews
Teddy Lupin knows he shouldn't lie to his father, but sometimes he just can't help it. When Teddy finds a discarded letter that changes his view of his family, it's up to Remus to spot his lies and sort the problem out for good. AU. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,120 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
His Father's Son by Sapphire at Dawn reviews
He has her eyes, precisley her eyes...' The thoughts of Severus Snape on Harry Potter's first day at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Alphabet City Alphabet by ello luv reviews
A look into our favourite Bohemians' lives. There will be a ficlet for each letter of the alphabet. Hopefully, I'll be able to post one wach day until I'm finished. Canon pairings.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 10,983 - Follows: 3,288 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Roger, the Latte Boy by TwilighterRenthead reviews
Mimi meets someone very special at Starbucks every morning. Bad summary. AU fluffiness. Roger/Mimi, Angel/Mimi friendship.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Roger D., Mimi M. - Complete
One of the Family by Undead Author reviews
Roger lectures his and Mimi's daughter, Alicia. RogerMimi, please read and review, love you.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Roger D., Mimi M.
Goodbye by tomoya-542002 reviews
It's everything he's strived for, the most real thing he could record, and Mark regrets every second of it. F word used twice, so I can't give it a K rating.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Only in Greenwich by Pixie-Lated reviews
This is essentially crack!fic that aspires to a plot and fails. Deep down it knows it's meant to be profound! The problem is no one else does. Sirius runs from a fight with Remus to the States where Roger is running from a fight with Mark. Slash M/R S
Crossover - Harry Potter & RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sirius B., Roger D. - Complete
A Cold Cup of Tea by Sapphire at Dawn reviews
Harry finds himself kneeling at the grave of a very unlikely person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Dancing Petals by Sapphire at Dawn reviews
It's Dudley's fifth birthday party, and Petunia sees something that reminds her of the sister and the world she had tried to forget about for so many years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Must Have Changed A Lot by Hyaroo reviews
Post-"Deathly Hallows." Twenty years after leaving Hogwarts, Harry meets someone from his past that he hadn't counted on ever seeing again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
First Quarter by IWillBeThereWhereYouAre reviews
The sequel to Twenty Six. Edward and the Cullens are teaching Bella, a vampire for ten years, how to pretend to be human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,277 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Muse by Moondancing Millie reviews
AU. College graduate Bella Swan is living in Forks with a stop-start writing career permanently set on stop. But when she meets Edward Cullen, inspiration strikes and she puts the whole Cullen clan in danger. Could she expose their secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,271 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Capture by msllamalover reviews
Six things Colin Creevy couldn't capture on camera.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Colin C. - Complete
Waltz by but seriously reviews
-"Without even noticing it, she has a dance all of her own going on and she isn't even on the dance floor." Oneshot, ZachCammie
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2008 - [Cammie M., Zach G.] - Complete
50 Things to Remember When Raising a Monster by dogstar-ebony reviews
- #23- Do not tell Rosie that pressing Uncle Harry’s ‘magic scar’ will make sweets come out of his belly button, as he doesn't find it amusing to have an over-excited four-year-old prodding his forehead." Sequel to "...When My Wife is Pregnant". Funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Ron Weasley's Guide To Marriage by dogstar-ebony reviews
Ron Weasley has been married for over thirty years and now knows a lot, but of course, being Ron, he has had to learn it all the hard way. Here, he imparts his 'wisdom'. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Leaves by doodlegirll reviews
AU. Pocahontas and John tell each other about their lives. .:Oneshot. Please R&R!:.
Pocahontas - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
On the Hogwarts Express by slightlytookish reviews
Remus meets Sirius and James on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Empty Handed by Ginger Glinda the Tangerine reviews
Songfic. Mark leaves the loft.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Mark C. - Complete
Wanderings with Werewolves by ishandtwofourths reviews
POA-era. Allegations of fraud are made against former professor Gilderoy Lockhart, and Auror Trainee Tonks is assigned the case. It was supposed to be a simple job, but when she meets the new DADA professor, things get a bit more complicated... R/T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,889 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 630 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Searching for Remus by ForgottenMoonbeam92 reviews
Teddy knows next to nothing about his father. From what he has overheard, he believes his father to be weak, selfish, and cowardly; he hates the very thought of Remus Lupin. How can Harry convince him otherwise?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Race by Marionette reviews
Jake, if I asked you to do me a favor, would you do it? No matter what it was?" Post-BD. Bella is so tired of racing when there is no end. One-shot. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Party Till the Wolf Comes Home by MrsTater reviews
Fatherhood doesn't send Remus on a pub crawl, but announcing the birth of his son to his closest friends turns out to be the next best thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Iris Messenger reviews
Rosalie makes her argument for Bella's humanity. Takes place right after the vote on Bella's humanity. •I know it is probably the most selfish thing I have ever done, in asking you to leave Bella human. But I cannot help but to ask one more time. Please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Why Edward isn't Gay by Shekiah Rosay reviews
The Cullens begin to wonder if there's something Edward isn't telling them. Don't worry girls, he's straight, but a family discussion of Edward's sexual orientation can only end in amusement for all... ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Lunchroom Diaries by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Random conversations between Edward and Bella at the lunch table. What's the topic for discussion today?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Someday by Carissa51106 reviews
A House of Night fic While taking a walk out on a night only after a week of the events in Chosen, fledgling Zoey Redbird runs into her now ex-boyfriend, and newly changed vampyre, Erik Night. One-shot.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 211 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
The winner by Lotten reviews
Remus recieves a letter which he will never forget. No matter how much he tries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3807 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Euphoria by thisisasecretnow reviews
So a werewolf, a Death Eater, and the Chosen One walk into a bar... -Written for Ninja C's Finish This Joke Challenge- -oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Man's Best Friend by slightlytookish reviews
It’s a battle of wills when Remus and Padfoot spend an afternoon at the park.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Confessions of a Carnivore by rumoredreader reviews
If something goes against your very nature, why do it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008
Reflected by Ninja C reviews
Melanie hates the choice Jamie made for Wanda's new body. A little reflecting - hence title - on Wanda between her and a distraught Ian. Oneshot.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Melanie S./Mel, Ian O. - Complete
Being Sane in Insane Places by BurningIce22 reviews
Alice had existed for just over four years when she began to frighten her parents. She knew things. Things she shouldn’t know… couldn’t know. And she was locked away for it. ,,,continues through vampire years,,,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,561 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007
At King's Cross by ForgottenMoonbeam92 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, King's Cross Station receives some visitors. Because after all, death is not the end. It is simply another adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Britain's Ordeal: a YW and HP Crossover by lys phillips reviews
Nita has a dream about a baby, a merciless killer, and two words: Avada Kedavra. She journeys to England to counter the boundless evil behind them, along the way discovering a country with lost wizardry because of a Power with a big heart.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,664 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Death's Perspective on the Harry Potter Series by 10000 SGA Fans can't be wrong reviews
This will be an eightshot, one chap for every year of Harry's school years, and one prolouge. Humor and action. You've never seen Death like this. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008
A Lesson in FanFiction by Roger Davis by ILikeScarvesAndGuitars reviews
A simple lesson of common sense composed by Roger Davis. Filled with language. Lots of it. Read and review. Easy and simple.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Roger D. - Complete
Anonymity by Solstice Muse reviews
Anonymity wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Mad Mary by LaraWinner reviews
A glimpse into the human life that Alice can not remember from the eyes of the one who could not forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Alice - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4323 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Finish What It Started by dandeliondreams reviews
When Murtagh was three, Zar'roc nearly killed him. It's time for his father's sword to finish what it started, in the hands of his little brother. Oneshot. Post Inheritance.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Salt by Iris Messenger reviews
Do you ever regret missing the softness of salt? You’ve never felt it except in the savageness of bloodlust and the sorrow of Bella’s tears. Exactly five hundred words. Ten characters. 50 words a character. The meaning of salt.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Blood by SweetDeamon reviews
It's the blood in his veins that causes him so much trouble. But Teddy Lupin is proud of his blood, even when it comes spilling out of his broken nose. Can Remus and Tonks help their son through his Hogwarts years or will his personal war rage on? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,775 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Chapstick by DelilahTCullen reviews
It's a windy day in Forks and Bella has a little problem. How will our dear Edward fix it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Let the Wookiee Win by slightlytookish reviews
What happens after the Marauders watch Star Wars.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Top Ten Things Maureen Johnson Hates by ILikeScarvesAndGuitars reviews
Yes I do love these. From Mickey Mouse to the word 'Five' to well, whatever else Maureen seems to hate,I covered it all. R&R!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Maureen J. - Complete
Conversation of a Quill by ameo reviews
LJ oneshot: "What sort of problems?" James asked her. "I'm having boy problems." she said. "Oh, I thought you had a zit or something."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Edward's Surprise by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Differences by dandeliondreams reviews
Saphira is very young. So young, in fact, that she does not know that her name is Saphira. But she does know that there is something ... different ... about this human. Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Saphira, Eragon S. - Complete
Top Ten Things Roger Davis Hates by ILikeScarvesAndGuitars reviews
From Maureen Johnson to Fangirls and everything inbetween.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Roger D. - Complete
Second Time Around by strayphoenix reviews
Post Eclipse, Emmett and Jasper spend an afternoon in the garage wondering what their futures might hold. Character study as well as study of the series as a whole.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
No More Cards For Emmett by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Why isn't Emmett allowed to play cards anymore? Read to find out! onexshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
You Can Bet On Me by broadwaymbw reviews
Ever wonder what exactly happened to Alice Cullen? This is her story, beginning with her debutante days, and going 'til she falls in love and meet the Cullens! Please R&R... AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,841 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
There's Something Up With Us by electable reviews
"Hey," I said, trying to seem like another innocent boy who secretly wasn't a secret agent who had a legend. - One-shot and will stay a one-shot. Sorry.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Seeing Things by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
This is a vision Alice probably didn't have, but I thought it would be neat if she did. Set after Edward's return from Alaska after running away from Bella on her first day of school. Don't worry, it's in canon. Esme's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/1/2008
Words Cannot Compare by Hayley0614 reviews
A small drabble type story of Edward thinking about "the lion and the lamb." Has he come up with a new acronym that fits?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Nice Guys Finish Last by ILikeScarvesAndGuitars reviews
Nice guys finish last...always in Mark's case, that is.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Mark C., Maureen J. - Complete
Bree's Story by dear forever yours reviews
Bree was a newborn, rampaging alongside others at Seattle. But what happened before she was bitten, when she was human, and what happened up till her unfortunate ending in the clearing? Some Eclipse spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Two by dandeliondreams reviews
Two boys, two dragons. Brothers in blood, because it was worth being yelled at by Oromis to make them real brothers. And who cares about a little blood on the floor, anyways? Brom and Morzan, before and after everything fell apart. Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Morzan, Brom - Complete
Of Peanut Butter & Jelly by BBananular reviews
Claire's got herself a boyfriend and Quil is determined to prove that he's all wrong for her, but six-year-old Claire isn't going to make it easy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Jacob Meets Agility by ShahzysAngelette reviews
Edward has gone out hunting and Bella’s hanging out with Jake. Jacob fell asleep for a few hours. When he wakes up he finds Bella’s in a clearing behind his house. What is she doing? And why is there an obstacle course set up? First Fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Scars by mommato2beauties reviews
Everyone has scars. Some reflections about the scars they carry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Teddy's ABCs by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Teddy Lupin's time at Hogwarts in a series of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
Memory Dress by Kristina Rose reviews
Bella's 4 and alone in a store, trying to find a dress while her dad is shopping. No little girl can find a dress alone, so when a girl offers to help her she agrees. But this girl has a secret. Will it affect Bella's life or will it become a lost memory?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
31st October by Winterlude reviews
It's 31st October, 1991. Lily and James have died exactly ten years ago and all the people who have known them - and some who haven't - remember them. Just a short one-shot. Please, R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Harmony by bluemoon1330 reviews
James visits Remus over the summer and discovers something about his friend, Lily learns to love, and Remus realises James was right. J/L R/T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Monster by intastella burst reviews
Jasper is repulsed by himself and by his actions at that fateful birthday party in New Moon. What has he become?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Kindergarten Notes by SableShadow reviews
One-shot. Jacob is remembering the encounter in the forest when he got Bella grounded while he replies to her note. "I looked at the crumpled piece of paper in my hand... it feels more like delicate cloth than paper torn from a notebook..."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Do? by seaseasmile reviews
When Lucius Malfoy becomes Minister of Magic, it's no surprise that his first act is to require all muggle-borns to marry by the age of 17. And since everyone else has a significant other, that leaves Fred as Hermione's only option.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,966 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 4,947 - Follows: 957 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Depicting the Main Characters: A Guide by ForeverIndebted reviews
This is only a guide that I try to follow as best as I can. This is NOT meant to offend anyone! This is only meant to try and make people's reading better, my ameteur writing included, for fanfictions regarding the main characters of the Twilight series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Overturning a Pot of Ministerial Vendetta Stew by Miss Whiskers reviews
He had expected this, yet was not prepared for the molten wave of panic that seemed to burst through his stomach at the sight of the deserted room. 'Sirius' he shouted. 'Sirius, are you there'" A story about what might happen if Sirius was there...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
All At Once by opungo reviews
A series of oneshots of all the relationships, friendships, and families in Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
I Don't Want to Grow Up by BellaTonks reviews
This is for Enovie's Twilight Challenge. Elizabeth Mason sits with her 10 year old son, Edward, and discuss a certain book. 150 words exactly. XD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Elizabeth - Complete
Surprise by Eowyn77 reviews
Carlisle is taken by surprise by two visitors -- Alice and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Chatting by the Fireplace by Asian Angel07 reviews
What happens and what things are discussed when Rosalie and Jasper are left to themselves. They are quite a set of twins! A response to the challenge for nadia the demented one. F
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Metamorphosis by intastella burst reviews
It's the most wonderful time of the year . . . Or it's supposed to be. Hermione Granger's Christmas is turning out to be less than wonderful as she prepares for the evening's Yule Ball, which hangs over her head like a death warrant. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Auld Lang Syne by greatestheights reviews
It's the present that matters most. Dudley Dursley learns an important lesson on the Christmas he and his daughter visit Harry Potter. Oneshot, DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Edward vs John Tucker by MyBella reviews
One Shot based on My First Year as a Cullen. While preparing to watch 'John Tucker Must Die', Bella & Jasper make a bet on Edward's reaction to the movie. Loser has to explain Bella's change of heart about 'Romeo & Juliet' to Edward. Who's going to tell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
First Impressions by dandeliondreams reviews
Once, Nasuada delivered a message from her father to a boy she hardly knew and left hating every fiber of his being. Once, she could afford to hate someone. Now, all she can do is look back and wish for the good old days. Complete. Oneshot. Nasuada POV.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Nasuada, Eragon S. - Complete
Popular by Ginger Glinda the Tangerine reviews
Songfic. Angel decides to make Mark popular so he can get a girlfriend... Pretty much fluff! AngelMark friendship with slight AngelCollins and MarkCamera.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Angel D., Mark C. - Complete
Life is but a Scene by ILikeScarvesAndGuitars reviews
The fact remains Mark, you're the one to survive.Quick OneShot. NOT MarkxRoger.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
A Black Encounter by ProngsandPadfootsayhello reviews
Sirius is in Azkaban and meets Bellatrix. It's just a Black Encounter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and grandparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 228 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Mark The Latte Boy by ILikeScarvesAndGuitars reviews
Mark the latte boy, bring us java...bring us joy? Heh, new summary, same fic! Enjoy, please R&R!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Mark C. - Complete
I Don't Feel Nothing by enitsirk reviews
The war has been fought, lives have been lost, and people have been left behind. These people must learn to accept that those who had once always been there will never be again, until they meet on the other side. These people must learn to feel again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Sticky Notes by ILikeScarvesAndGuitars reviews
Mark claims what’s his. MR Friendship! Please R&R
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
My Little Brother by Saiyachick reviews
August Challenge. Emmett's relationship with a character. Emmett reflects on his life with his little brother Edward. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Tough Love by sillybella reviews
In the first chapter of Eclipse, Charlie seems to have put more thought into parenting. How did he get to that point? Charlie’s thoughts during the Epilogue of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bella, Edward, and the Twenty Q Ball by YoolieYick reviews
Bella and Edward playing with a Twenty Q ball and trying to make it guess vampire... This is completely random... Oneshot... Takes place any random time after New Moon, it doesn't matter. Bella is NOT a vampire! Cute, funny, a little fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Prancing Through Life by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
A brief encounter of Snape from Harry Potter, and Fiyero from Wicked. Fiyero teaches Snape to 'dance' though life, but Snape can only 'prance'. Short story. Strange combination of reality and fiction. Don't try to understand it.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
In The Middle of Nowhere by thesunshinekid reviews
Even as a vampire, Edward is not infallible. What is it with men and asking for directions?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Perspective by oony reviews
An essay. A werewolf's essay on the subject matter of werewolves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by greatestheights reviews
Ginny discovers exactly what Harry's planning, and hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. HG, oneshot, written before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Perfect Plans by Cheetah Eyes reviews
How Dairine and Carmela get Kit and Nita together. Sequel to Realisation
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Dairine C., Carmela R. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Realisation by Cheetah Eyes reviews
This is Dairine's look on Kit and Nita's relationship
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Dairine C. - Complete
Git Defined by Solstice Muse reviews
A series of eight 'One Shots' exploring the different types of 'Git' in the Potterverse. Told from the perspective of different Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,150 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
Pretending to be Human by JKLB reviews
Eleven year old Remus wishes he had a guidebook to help him pass for human. Perhaps then he wouldn't have to eat chocolate!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Studypartners by mokimik reviews
So how did Ron manage his homework in second year, when Hermione was petrified? Short, sweet oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Idiots by Asparaga reviews
Dairine falls asleep, waking up just in time to see Kit proposing to Nita. KN, obviously, DR hints. Should prove to be mildly amusing.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2006
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
The Fire's Out Anyway by Earwax reviews
Mark sits home alone on Christmas Eve, 1999.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Mark C. - Complete
Detach by fizzingwhisbee reviews
Drabble. Markcentric. Word count 231. Wake up, make coffee on the hot plate for Roger and Maureen, make tea. Film Maureen sleeping. Go out onto the fire escape and film the street below. Try to write more into the screenplay. Detach.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Finding Normal by Sparklystuff reviews
Hogwarts, 1978. A young Remus Lupin prepares for his final N.E.W.T...on the night of a full moon. A tale of friendship, self loathing, and caffeine...all in great amounts. MWPP oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Hogwarts High by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Final Draft by gpoy reviews
One shot. Here, read this speech. I went through a lot of pains to get it. It belongs to a certain best man, who read it at a certain wedding. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/27/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter was an Only Child by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE! An AU fic where James and Lily lived, Harry is a normal wizard teen, and he has...SIBLINGS! But what happens when Harry finds out that he is living a life that shouldn't be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Truths by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised.AU.After an odd sighting on the full moon, Remus begins to realize his what he's believed for five years isn't quite accurate. With a little help from Dumbledore, Sirius is set free and the Marauders attempt to raise Harry. Pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,574 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Taking the Mark by SSC reviews
Thoughts of one Death Eater before he takes the Dark Mark: Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
The Persistence of Memory by neutral reviews
The Boy Who Lived disappeared during the TriWizard Tournament, and Voldemort is discovered dead. A year later, a boy named James with no memory of his past is living in a muggle orphanage. [currently undergoing revision. chapter 11 uploaded]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Lions and Snakes by JKLB reviews
After they are sorted into different houses, will James's and Sirius's housemates allow them to continue to be friends? How do Remus and Peter become part of the group? MWPP at 11
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,369 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
What Does the 'J' Stand For? by JKLB reviews
Remus J. Lupin's friends wonder what his middle name is. MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
So Glad To Break It To You by Green Eyed Lady reviews
2 November, 1981, and Remus has been isolated for three days. Catching-up isn't quite a chat over tea, not with a vengeful Snape. Winner of 2002 BB!A's Judges: Best Angst, Popular: Most Heart-Wrenching Angst. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Werewolf on Trial by JKLB reviews
After Sirius Black tells Severus Snape how to get in the Whomping Willow tunnel, Remus Lupin has to face the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. MWPP Written before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
That's What Little Boys Are Made Of by Alkari reviews
Remus Lupin's father recalls how he first met a young Sirius Black. The summer after the boys' first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,741 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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Always Watching reviews
They always watched. They never touched. Never. Pre-Twilight drabble J/A
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Music in the Divided Soul reviews
Music is an engrained part of the soul-- even Voldemort's! Enjoy as the Trio, the Order, the DA, even the Death Eaters, sing their way through the plot of the Harry Potter series! Companion to Music in the Nonexistent Soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009
Welcome to the Real World reviews
Welcome to the real world, werewolf." Remus knew that life on the outside would be hard, but it was nothing on the last sixteen years of his life. Fresh air, the open sky, privacy- what else could he want? The one thing he was missing; a friend. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Home reviews
Sequel to Welcome to the Real World. "Home is where the heart is." Remus isn't quite sure how that phrase makes sense. His heart is safely in his chest, thank goodness for that. But Lily and James are determined to show him where he really belongs. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Scared reviews
Mark is scared, but it's not exactly what Roger and Mimi expect him to be scared about. Mothers' Day fic! Oneshot Post-RENT
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Mark C., Mrs. Cohen - Complete
Little Listeners reviews
Brom had many listeners. His favorite were the little ones, who clung to every word. But the little listener that drove him to choose storytelling as a career in Carvahall was the most unlikely person to like stories. But he did. And now Brom always will.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Brom - Complete
It's Out Again reviews
The past will always come back to bite you. Mimi doesn't regret it, though guilt pounds through her veins. The candle's out, and so is the flame - but she will do anything to make it burn again.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - April E., Mimi M. - Complete
No One Mourns the Wicked reviews
Red orbs stared back at me. Red eyes of a murderer. The red eyes that killed her. What was different this time? Why did it hurt me so much that this measly human was dead? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Choosing Colorful Candy reviews
Everybody is a different color M&M. Some are red, or yellow, or blue. But how do you know which is right for you? You don't. You've got to try them all out, one by one, and savor them while they last. Oneshot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Adopting a Wizard reviews
HP/Twilight crossover. Carlisle Cullen takes in an orphan boy from the streets of Privet Drive on that fateful night us Harry Potter fans know so well. But when introduced to the Wizard World, the Cullens may not be as powerful as they think. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,751 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
M&Ms reviews
I crouched in front of the walls that protected The Gallagher Academy, hidden by the shadows. I had lost my tail in New Jersey, but was secretly hoping that someone had continued to follow. Someone that could save me from this infinite torture.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Loony Moony reviews
I was one of a kind. A living paradox. I was a wizard, yet I was a monster. I had three best friends, yet I was a loner. I was perfectly sane - until the full moon rose into the sky. I was Remus Lupin, and to my friends, I had to say goodbye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Truth reviews
The truth hurt. They say it all the time, but I didn't believe it until I actually felt the stabbing pain in my heart. That had been his point, of course. To hurt me. He had no idea how well he had done. Sequel to Loony Moony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Remus L.
In Your Dreams reviews
James Potter was officially insane. He was ranting, raving, even! He deserved a spot in St. Mungo’s. He was totally and completely obsessed with Lily Evans. Now, that's not news to anyone, but sometimes, it gets out of hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Music in the Nonexistent Soul reviews
Edward always was the musical type, right? Now, see as the rest of the Cullens, the population of Forks and La Push as well, pick up on his hobby and sing through the plots of the Twilight series!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,083 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008
My Son, the Slytherin reviews
“Hi, Mum. Hi, Dad,” a quiet voice, almost a whisper, said. I whipped around to find Albus, clad in a green sweater though a dark jacket covered most of it , standing behind me. I squeezed him tight, all the worry of the last few months gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Pack reviews
I was the boy who was more wolf than human. She was the girl who strived to be normal. He was a prisoner in his own kind. Soon we would be on our own. Survival of the fittest is different without a pack by your side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008
Hera Granger: Wrong Gender, Wrong Generation reviews
After an argument with Ginny, Harry wishes he could understand girls a little bit better. Hermione wishes that Harry could get to know his parents after some harsh words exchanged. What will happen when they both wake up in the Marauder's 5th year? HAUTIS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Forever Forbidden reviews
Love was a forbidden emotion for me. Ever since I disappointed Alice, I couldn't allow it. And victims never got away. A little girl ruined that- and I would kill her for it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,734 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Three Days reviews
For Harry Potter, the Chosen One, the Boy-Who-Lived, and most importantly, best friend to Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, and love of Ginny Weasley’s life, was dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Lost Control reviews
Tyler Crowley lost control of the van. Alice Cullen lost control of the future. Charlie Swan lost control of his life. Now, his daughter, Bella Swan, is losing control of her humanity, her heart, and her soul.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,549 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Bella
Watching Them reviews
The train was full of the usual cargo of Saturday travelers and shoppers, none of whom paid any attention to the boy and girl sitting by one window, going over odd contents of their backpacks with great care." Someone was watching.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Erasing the Fears reviews
We watched as the stars each flickered out, one by one, just like my fears. I shivered, wondering idly how my life would be in a few weeks, a few years, a few decades, perhaps even a few centuries...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
My Bella Always and Forever reviews
For Odd Fathers challenge. Charlie knows there's something up with the Cullen family, but he can't put his finger on it. For a man of little words, he sure does know how to confront a guy- well, when it's not a vampire intent on helping humans.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Chaos at the Cullens reviews
Emmett and Jasper have a bet... Who can cause the most chaos within their family? Join them through the tears, blood, and unconsiousness- of course, all belong to Bella. Written for a challenge
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
What Edward Cullen Will Never Do reviews
Bella wants to know what Edward can't do. But Edward can do everything, right? Maybe not... Read for more details! Fluff galore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
We're Brothers reviews
Written for Running with Jasper challenge. “You could have hurt her! You could have killed her! You nearly did! I can’t believe I can even call you my brother!” Edward yelled deafeningly and I winced. I was dead, for sure. He would kill me, I knew it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Somehow I Know reviews
We lost. We lost everything. We lost our leader, we lost our home, we are alone. And it’s only getting worse. Soon I will be alone. Completely alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
A Battle of Boys: A Story of Love, Loss, and 20Q reviews
Bella gets ahold of a 20Q Ball and the boys, obviously, go for it. Read as you see the ridiculous questions, the bets, and obviously, Alice manipulating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Sick reviews
Jake is sick. Jake gets Bella sick. Bella gets Edward sick and wins the contest. Wait, what? Edward's sick? Read to find out! Written for Musically Inclined's challenge. Enjoy! Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Into the World reviews
The vampires are revealed into the world, all thanks to a little bite on the werewolf reservation. Join the Cullens fifteen years late, when they meet two orphans who are plagued with nightmares every night. What do they have to do with each other? Tons!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,509 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Because of Us reviews
Written for IsabellaMarieCullen3214's challenge. What if the fight between the werewolves and the Cullens had gone differently while Edward and Bella were away? WARNING: MANY CHARACTER DEATHS. Don't like, don't read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
My Wizard reviews
A lonely wand sits in Ollivander's shop, telling its story- the story of wands, the story of his brother, and the story of finally finding his wizard. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Mocked for Eternity reviews
Challenge for Edward'sPianoGirl. 150 word drabble. A certain Cullen is in jail, and someone has to bail him out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Wood and Diamonds reviews
PostEclipse. Bella Swan has two choices, two loves, two futures, and two hearts that must break- the reject and her own. Here are two possible outcomes and two ways her heart heals. Plus, an alternate outcome not mentioned in the books!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
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