Over-Sharing About Myself (Feel free to skip. No, really):

yes, I am female, as are, ironically, most slashers in general. I'm Bi. I'm 24. I'm from Texas. I dropped out of trade school to become an auto technician, which is like a mechanic only it pays better, and now I'm taking basic core classes at a community college until I come up with a "Life Plan". I read possibly more than is actually healthy for me. I'm addicted to caffeine. I take anti-depressants to compensate for my chronic depression, by which I mean a chemical imbalance in my brain, not "my life makes me very sad so my shrink gave me drugs". I have only ever been in one real serious relationship, and she dumped me for a male 6'something" Nazi fundamentalist jack ass who throws fits because she listens to Katie Perry. I am still a bit resentful; Read: "I want to eviscerate him with a spork". I have allergies that make me unable to breathe through my nose in the spring and fall. But that's ok, cause apparently, when you pay attention in martial arts class, you learn how to flip people bigger than your upside down and smash their faces into the floor, so my dignity remains intact. Also, I just learned how to make chain maile and I'm working on learning ASL. I am grossly over-educating myself; it's my own kind of gluttony.

I AM A FAN OF:

Supernatural

Buffy/Angel

Firefly

RENT

Stargates SG-1 and Atlantis

Iron Man and assorted Marvel comics, usually as related to Iron Man

Dukes of Hazzard (no fic as of yet)

Bones

Marauders' Era Harry Potter (as defined by my overactive imagination)

Moonlight (to date, all my fic in this fandom is not worth the space it occupies on my computer)

Sherlock Holmes (mostly as played by Robert Downey Jr., who is awesome and amazing, but Sherlock's pretty kick ass all around.)

The title "Hotson" for Jude Law as John Watson.

Assorted fic that may come and go as I get flashes of lame inspiration from my lazy-ass muse.

About The Actual Fic:

Ok, so...I write lots of fanfic. I never seem to finish it, though, so if you have a problem with never resolved cliffhangers? My stuff is probably not right for you. Unless it's a one-shot or part of a prompt table or something.

Slash. I'm telling you right now: It's all going to be slash. Probably melodramatic slash, with plot devices that make little to no sense. I mostly write fics to indulge one single idea for a scene, and the rest of the fic is all build up, or lame explanation. I'll try to stick to posting stuff that isn't like that, but I make no guarantees.

Also, as of yet, I have no Beta except sorta-a-friend-but-she-wont-pick-up-her-damn-phone-or-listen-to-my-voice-messages-or-get-on-AIM-or-check-her-email. So, essentially, I have no Beta. But I would feel bad if I tried to replace her. She's been reading my stuff since middle school.

Last but not least, I am a crossover junkie. Nearly all of my stuff is written so I can have certain characters interact who never would because they come from different universes.

Obligatory Blanket Disclaimer:

I own nothing. Seriously. I think my parents still legally own my empty water bottles, so, no, I do not own any recognizable characters or backstory. Such plot as may be is mostly of my own invention. Whedon is God, Kripke is Jesus, Johnathan Larson is the Holy Ghost, and Stan Lee is totally Hugh Hefner. I mean no offense by what I write, I just love the stuff too much not to indulge.

Favorite Quotes:

Supernatural: "Dude, you're confusing reality with porn. again."

Buffy/Angel: "Not in the science love, in the poetry. Some big ugly's trying to rip my heart out, I'm gonna try to rip his out first."

Firefly: "I've been under fire. Well, I was in a fire. Well, no. Actually, I was fired, from a fry cook opportunity."

RENT: "Speeeeeeeeeeeeeak"

Stargate SG-1: "It's turned off now. At least, we think so. it's... stopped glowing, and that usually means it's off." inches away from device

Stargate Atlantis: "Well, that's great, but the cockpit is regrettably demolecularized at the moment so..."

Iron Man: "Listen, if Tony says it's going to work, no matter how insane it seems... it usually works. Usually."

Captain America: "If you mean have I been aiding him in reassembling the device I already built for you once, which you fools carelessly allowed to be damaged, then yes."

Avengers: "This is so embarrassing. It's one of MY bad guys. I knew somehow this would be my fault."

Dukes of Hazzard: "YeeeeeeeeeHAW!"

Bones: "What part of your head did you hit?" "The part above my shoulders."

Moonlight: "You say that now. You're only 90. You've never been chased by a torch-bearing mob."

Sherlock Holmes: "I'm not upset. You are misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples."

Re: "Hotson": "THANK you! I think I at least should get a side-hotson."