I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

“You go to heaven for the weather, you go to hell for the company”

-no idea who said it but it fits perfectly because I am headed to a very special hell and I’m bringing a lot of people down with me. Just glance at my favorites and you will understand how twisted I am!

Current Obession: STAR TREK!!!!!!!!! I have officially become a TREKKIE and I LOVE it! Especially since it’s a tv show from the 60s and the two main characters are obviously in love with each other… and they’re guys! Go Gene Roddenberry!

Books that in my humble opinion break the scale (which I have yet to see)

The Hobbit

The Lord of the Rings (all 3 of them)

The Thief Lord

The Book Thief (If you haven't read this do so immediately! Bring tissues)

New Moon (shocker huh?)

Alex Rider

Kira-Kira

Little Women

Ingo

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Inkheart

Inkspell

Inkdeath

The list can go on forever so I'm just gonna stop now.

Laugh your heart out

Dance in the rain

Chrerish the moment

Ignore the pain

Live, Laugh, Love

Forgive & Forget

Life's too short to be living in regrets...

Just because today is a terrible day,

Doesn't mean tomorrow won’t be the best day of your life,

You just have to get there.

Life isn't about waiting the storm to pass

It's about learning to dance in the rain...

Why wait for a happy ending when the middle is just as good?

Be who you are &

Say what you feel because

Those who mind, don't matter, and

Those who matter don't mind.

"I believe that everything happens for a reason.

People change, so that you can learn to let go,

Things go wrong, so that you can learn to appreciate things when they are right,

And sometimes good things in life fall apart so better things can fall together"

-Marilyn Monroe.

Everything will be okay in the end.

If it's not okay, it’s not The End.

"May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink.

But if you must lie, lie in each other's arms.

If you must steal, steal kisses.

If you must cheat, cheat death.

And if you must drink, drink with us, your friends.”

Irish Blessing

May the Road rise to meet you

The Wind be always at your back

The Sun shine warm upon your face

The Rain fall soft upon your fields

And until we meet again

May God hold you in the hollow of His hand

Irish Blessing

May those that love us love us

And those that don't love us

May God turn their hearts

And if her can't turn their hearts

May he turn their ankles

So we may know them by their limping

Irish Curse

Quotes that reveal infinite hidden wisdom...

"Alright," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."

"Yes ...!"

"Of Life, the Universe, and Everything ..." said Deep Thought.

"Yes ...!"

"Is ..." said Deep Thought, and paused.

"Yes ...!"

"Is ..."

"Yes ...!!!...?"

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

"You don't look well." He pronounced.

"Indigestion." I replied.

"From what?"

"Reality."

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the first one." Albert Einstein

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun." Billy Joel

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy

Guys are like stars, there are millions out there, but only one will make your dreams come true."- Unknown

"No guy is worth your tears, and the one that is, won't make you cry."- Unknown

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."- Oscar Wilde

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every six months."- Oscar Wilde

"Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back."- Plato

"You have not failed until you quit trying."- Gordon B. Hinckley

"God made man, and then he said, 'I can do better than that,' and he made woman."- Adela Rogers

"You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not."- Jodi Picoult

"I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school… They don't teach you anything worth knowing."- Neil Gaiman

"Always do what you are afraid to do."- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." -Anonymous

Okay... maybe not. 8-D

Oh, The Irony!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Work? I tried that once. Worst seven minutes of my life.

He who lives in the glass house shall not throw stones.

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

Always proofread your writing so that you don't any words out.

You know you're stressed out when you hear mimes.

Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription.

"I see!" said the blind man (to the deaf mute. So did he really say it?)

(On a T-shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading this??

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and laugh.

Taste the rainbow, eat crayons.

The voices in my head have issues.

Out looking for myself. If I get back before I do, let me know.

To err is human, to moo, bovine.

A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people are weird.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels quicker than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them talk.

Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.

People say I have totally lost it. I didn't even know I had it!

Technology: You can't live with it, you go insane, bored, and socially inept without it.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Maturity is so overrated.

You have to get through the rain to get to the rainbow.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

You can't fly if you never try.

Every rose has it's thorn.

Some people are like Slinkys; completely useless, but fun to kick down the stairs.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

There is no shame in not knowing. The shame lies in not finding out.

I wish i could be your tear, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheek, and die on your lips.

What has happened has happened, you can't change that.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some real problems.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Challenges are what makes life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.

We could learn alot from a box of crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist nicely in the same box.

I understand life isn't fair, but why couldn't it just once be unfair in my favor.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I know. I've tried it.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Beware the flying donkey, falling from the sky. You can choose the way you live my friend but not the way you die!

I am in my own little world but its okay. They know me here.

If your going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

He gave her twelve roses. Eleven were real and one was fake. He said I'll love you till the last one dies.

Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.

Declare peace every once in awhile, i confuses the hell out of your enemies. Ferengi Aquisition Code

These are newspaper headlines that are...well they made me laugh. These were copied from a profile after i couldn't stop laughing

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!! They put in a correction the next day.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Good-for-nothing, lazy slackers

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is...

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

It’s not just me right?

Well now that my profile is long and ridculous... we get on to the good stuff!

"I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process." Vincent Van Gogh