Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Ok since I don't really know what to put we'll start with the basics. Sorry its so long you can skip if you want. Name-Azula Cullen(obviously not my real name) Age-wouldn't you like to know Favorite Books-Harry Potter, Star Wars, Animorphs, Twilight and a LOT of others. Movies-Harry Potter, Star Wars, LoTR, PoTC and a bunch of others! TV Shows-Avatar The Last Airbender and some stuff on national geographic. Favorite actors-Tom Felton(he's HOT!), Orlando Bloom, Johnney Depp(love Cap'n Jack Sparrow!), Vigo Mortenson rob pattison, jackson rathbone, kellen lutz. Pairings-Draco/Hermione(my fav!), Harry/Ginny, Ron/Lavender, Neville/Luna, Rachel/Tobias(Animorphs), zutara, sokkla and bella/edward. Ocasional Pairings-Harry/Pansy, Ron/Millecent, Blaise/Ginny I'm just graduated high schooll and was homeschoolled the whole way. I like pretty much everything inside and outside except for craft things like basket weaving or sewing. I can't really sit still for those! I've taken ballet for 14 years, tap for 12 years and pointe for 6 years. I started when I was four. I got to do a solo in our recital this year. I'm also very active in my church. I went on a mission trip to New Orleans in 07 and had the most amazing week of my life. This summer my youth choir went to Canada for our annual mission tour! I play handbells at church as well and frequently sub in the advanced adult bell choir as well and have played with them on sunday mornings several times. Favorite Quotes-"This is where the fun begins"-Anakin Skywalker in Revenge of the Sith, "We're not stupid we now we're called Gred and Forge"-George Weasley, "Let's do it!"-Rachel before every mission in Animorphs 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Even when you cant see him GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your but off. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like Sirius Black copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have spent a long time wishing that Hogwarts was actually a place, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were not sugar-high, copy onto profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (...?) If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile. If you miss Fred Weasley, from Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile. If youv'e been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have misspelled a word less than 4 letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. 65 percent of teens watch TV instead of read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you think we should go bother Snape, copy this to your profile. If you agree that rum is for burning, not drinking, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. IF YOU ARE A HARRY POTTER FREAK, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not go to class skyclad 31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous 43) I will not lick Trevor 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God You Know You're Addicted to Harry Potter When... You've been to the bookstore at midnight to get the latest Harry Potter book before all your friends. You've been to see all the Harry Potter movies on opening night. You've read Harry Potter fanfictions. (HECK yeah!) You've met other Harry Potter fans online. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Harry Potter. FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Say "Ding" on every floor. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY (i love these things!) Avoid using punctuation Finish all sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go" When you go out to eat, order a diet water in a serious voice At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time At the zoo, exit while screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!" Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying!"... Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooh... I get it!"... Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training" Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment Light road flares on a birthday cake Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a" Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles" Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn Make appointments for the 31st of September Honk and wave to strangers Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.." Pay for your dinner with pennies Tie jingle bells to all your clothes Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador" Drive half a block Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture" Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice As people talk, smell their shoulders When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off" Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage Pretend you have gone completely deaf Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the" Ride a unicycle to work Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme song. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking. Go to a gum ball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!" Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn Throw newspapers back at paperboys When getting off an elevator, and you see other people waiting to get on, press a whole bunch of level numbers You know your in 2007 when... 1.) You accidently enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or IM. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you like Sirius Black copy and paste this onto your profile. ~Jesus:~ Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared? What is 6 times 4? What's One plus One A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE FOR THE HUSBAND FOR THE TEENAGER FOR TAXES &nb sp; FOR CLOTHES FOR MY SHADOW FOR A LAWN FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING FOR THE PARKING SPOT FOR MY HUGE ELECTRICITY BILL FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH FOR THE PILE FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES FOR THE ALARM AND FINALLY, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. 2. The future is not set in stone. 3. Men are crabby when they're hungry. 4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear. 5. True love knows no boundaries. 6. Some people are just danger magnets. 7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. 8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! 9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. 10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes. 11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day. 12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain. 13. Family is about more than just blood. 14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing. 15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising. 16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings. 17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity. 18. There are exceptions to every rule. 19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid. 20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy. 21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's. 22. Cold hands = Warm heart. 23. Not breathing is uncomfortable. 24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair. 25. Romeo was an idiot. 26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day. 27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. 28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with. 29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise Link to hermit crab association where you can get information about hermit crabs as pets. |