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 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. I'm Jane Irene Masen Cullen!! I'm Edward's biological sister (twin), Carlisle changed both of us. I have bronze culs down to waist and golden eyes. Bella and Edward are such a cute couple!! Don't any of you fangirls try and break them up!! My records almost as clean as Carlisle's, I've killed 2 strangers when I was a Newborn. I know this sounds mean and shallow but Rose is my best friend. What Royce did was horrible and I totally support any girls out there who learn self-defense!! Any way, I write all my lovely stories to annoy my wonderfull brother. Who keeps telling me to delete the 'damned account' now. I love: The Twilight books (duh!), Harry Potter, The Power of Five (The Gatekeepers for America), Doctor Who, Matthew Reilly, The Riddles of Epsilon, The Mortal Instruments, Vampire Diaries, Pirate stories (including Pirates of the Carribean), first 2 books of The Song of the Lioness, Narnia books. Also for all the boys out there, I AM MARRIED!! To a lovely guy named Jonathan. And yes, he is a vampire. I can minipulate minds and thought curencies. Yeah, yeah, mind twins got the joke now shut the hell up. Catch ya all later!! Jane Cullen (Note: Edward's trying to keep me away from the computer as much as possible so I can only write and update in class. Sorry! He's really getting annoying.) Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bold) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zooI wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.(NOT my brother!) If you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile. (My husband Jonathan, sigh!) If your on Team Edward copy and paste this into your profile. If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and pase this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you know Bella is addicted to vampire Edward and would like to become one for him, post this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere) If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. (I actually destroyed the door, It was in my newborn years. Soooo embarrassing! Vampiric blush) If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Did it out of pure boredom in 1952. Hmm, strange to think that the person is dead from old age and I am still 17) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (probably, human...and dead) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I do it all the time. But I win) 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (My biological family) If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (personality) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. (Bella, Rose is my best friend but she's not my TRUE friend. There's a difference) I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black -THE DOG- Out of Town with Pitchforks Club.(But I think it should be with grenades.) If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Mike and co. Copy and paste this into your profile. If you think being a vampire sucks copy and paste this into your profile. If you love to bitch about the so-called 'popular kids' copy and paste. If you particuarly like the fanfictions where Bella sings and would like her to sing copy and paste to profile. Copy and paste if you think Edward Cullen can be an arrogant jerk but also a gentleman ... AT THE SAME TIME!. (Really weird that he CAN do that!) Copy and paste into your profile if you wouldn't know what Bella see's in him even if she told you. Copy, paste, if you you are Team Cullen. (GO MY FAMILY!!) Copy and paste if you are team Edward but believe that Bella is the only person worthy of him. 13 things Esme taught us Cullen kids 1. TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. RELIGION. 3. TIME TRAVEL. 4. LOGIC. 5. MORE LOGIC. 6. OSMOSIS. 7. WEATHER. 8. HYPOCRISY. 9. BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 10. ANTICIPATION . 11. MEDICAL SCIENCE. 12. Our ROOTS. 14. UNLUCKY NUMBERS like 13. ALL THE THINGS I SAY TO MEN'S CHEESY PICK-UP LINES Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. Man: Do you come here often? Man: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Man: If I followed you home, would you keep me? Man: Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? Man:You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb. Man: Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'. Man: Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Man: Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be? Man: You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right. Okay, I have some ideas that I'm playing around with in my head. PM me if you like them or one of them. Plz!! - a crossover between twilight and centre stage (it even has a love triangle!!) If you haven't seen go watch it. It's basically a dance and discover your true self movie. It's good though. - a crossover between twilight and harry potter. Hopeflly i don't even need to explain that one. And incase your wondering, I don't think the character harry potter will be involved in it. - a crossover between twilight and doctor who, simply because i love the show and I think its cool and nobody's really done it yet. you're insane if youdon't like it and watch it. - a crossover (yes there's a lot of crossover ideas in my head, get over it) between twilight and the Mortal Instruments. its another si-fi story, read it if you haven't its fantastic!! - an alternate twilight where edward doesn't return from denali. Shit happens and they fall in love in the end anyway, still working out the details. - an all human story where edward hates bella's guts but they get over it when they're pushed together and they fall in love, still working out the details. - a story where bella knew and loved edward before he was turned and then she gets turned by another person and she finds him again in twilight. - a story where bella and edward where lovers in modern times (edward human for first part) then edward gets in an accident and Carlisle Cullen saves him. Bella suspectes he isn't really dead and does some investigating. - a crossover with maximum ride, yes iknow there are a lot out there but i want to try my hand at them. - a twilight crossover with the power of five series(gatekeepers in america). Bella would be Scarlett, edward might be himself or Matt. - a twilight crossover with the book of lies/ the master of the books. these 2 books are really good as well, and just like the idea of writing a crossover with it. - a pirate story using the characters and connon couples of twilight. Don't know much about what i might do there yet but i will. -a twilight crossover with Pirates of the Carribean. Pretty self eplainatory and everyone I know has seen Pirates of the Carribean. (Yes, i love pirate stories, suck it up) If you PM me I'll tell you more about my ideas I just can't be bothered to write them up with the chance no-one will look at them. If i do decide to do one I'll wait till I've at least finished one of the stories i'm working on. 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