Excellent writing, shame the remaining 11 were never published.

brilliant!

Why am i imagining this like there talking on a podcast

You have no excuse to say, like "this is my writing style" or something. No intermediate action, no apparent visual aids... this is just a react-fic about killing somebody for shits and giggles WITHOUT actual execution of such AND we don't even know how the characters react. Am I reading a messaging fic? All I asked is for something at least vagely similar to 101 ways to kill jar jar binks and this crap is what I get. ugh.

Amazing,another death would be o put her in a paper shredder

Amazing! The professor's part was probably my favorite!

I love how the professors get in on it too

I love how in the very last line, it could be either Ron or Hermione telling Harry to shut up! :D

Very funny stuff. I especially enjoyed the teachers' part. :) Great job!

this is one of the funniest fanfic I’ve ever read, thank you so much for this !

Put her in the middle of arizona with no towns or settlements anywhere with only a little water and ghost chilies as food(and make the last one laced with cyanid)

This is so funny. I have suggestions. Put Umbridge in one of Jigsaw's Trap. Mummify her alive. Lock her in a room with a centaur. Have her step on a rock fish. Give her the Hom-Dai. Seal her in a room with compressed salt acid. Trick her into wishing she's a genie and throw her in the sands. Entomb her alive. Give her to Venom from Spider-Man. Throw her in Arkham. Give her the Lamia curse. Have Freddy Krueger kill her in her dreams. Have Ghostface pull off his tactics on her. Pull a pin on a grenade and shove it down her throat.

I've got a few ideas…

Put a charm on her bath so it turns her bath water into either strong acid or strong alkaline, along with a permanent sticking charm so she can't get out.

Create a portkey to Earth orbit

Create a portkey to Challenger Deep

Introduce her to a deathclaw

Portkey her into a nuclear reactation chamber in a power plant

Portkey her to somewhere that there's a fanatical branch of religious people with a note saying 'witch' on her

Drop her in an aquarium's shark or pirahna tank

Dump her in the Amazon near a soldier ant migration route

Get a Pernese dragon to dump her Between (actually happens in Bobmin's HP/DRoP cross)

Dump a cauldron of naptha on her as she comes through a door, then light it up

Take her spelunking and cause a cave-in

Force her to drink some of Neville's rather more interesting potions catastrophies

Transfigure her into an actual toad and microwave her

Transfigure mercury (metal) into a drink or soup temporarily (say about three hours) and give it to her

Create a displacement spell that displaces any and all foul smells/gases in the castle into a 1-4 cubic foot area around her head

Make a bubblecharm filled with water (or something more interesting) around her head

Lock her in a room that's hermetically sealed for a few days

Shove her down the tunnel leading to the Chamber of Secrets and lock the entrance

Anthrax

Create a spell that gives nightmares every night

Overpower the dancing legs curse (tarantugla?) and lock it to your magic

Dump blood over her, then dump her near feral thestrals

Portkey her into stone

Stun her, bury her up to her neck near an insect nest and cover her head in honey or jam

Stun her, tie her to a carriage and disillusion her, then take the carriage for a joy ride (cars also work)

Tie her limbs to different animals/vehicles and send them off in different directions

Guillotine

Convince Fudge she's commiting treason by assaulting the Wizarding youth

Put a snake in her bed

Make a nail/pipe bomb and put it in her room

Steal a vehicle and joyride over her

Good old cement shoes and water

Please update! This is one of the funniest fics I've read in my life~

Take her to a Rob Zombie concert, and to an Ozzy Osbourne concert. The shock alone should do her in.