iheartmwpp: HI EVERYBODY!

Raven Wolfmoon: HI KELLY!

iheart: Are you the only one here? Where’s everyone else?

Raven: I ate them!

iheart: Aww, and you didn’t you leave me any limbs to chew on?

Raven: Is it the full moon again?

iheart: Maybe… *girlish squeal*

Raven: You’re thinking of Moony, again, aren’t you?

iheart: When do I NOT think about him?

Raven: When you’re obsessed with Naruto.

iheart: That was a long time ago…in a house that looks my house because it is my house.

Raven: Yeah…why are we still following that series again?

iheart: Uhh…Minato is sexy?

Raven: AND SHIKAMARU! LAZINESS IS SO SEXY!

iheart: I concur.

Raven: I concur to what you just concurred.

iheart: Well I concur what you concurred that I concur.

Raven: The word ‘concur’ makes me think of radishes.

iheart: Really? It makes me think of platypus bears laying eggs.

Raven: You remind me of myself, only dumber and not nearly as attractive.

iheart: Is that a Yu-Gi-Oh! reference? …Hey!

Raven: Wait…you’re a different person from me?

iheart: Uh…maybe…

Raven: But we have the same name…and middle name…and refrigerators.

iheart: Banana slugs.

Raven: I concur.

iheart: *Begins to Riverdance*

Raven: *Is eating brains out of a watermelon*

Hola, bonjour, konnichiwa, from us, the Kellys! We are both Kelly Elizabeth Somethings come from the far off country of the United States! We live in rooms, in houses, in neighborhoods, in towns, in a county, in Connecticut, in the United States, on the North American continent, on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy in the Universe. AH! Now you know where we live! Run away!

And for those of you who are reading our Narnian parodies, we have a video on YouTube that documents how we wrote chapter three of Prince Crap In A Can. This is so people can see what we look like and the insane pocess that produces the crap everyone loves. Here's the link:

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GHnk9gtgWg

Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku10uMOIzD8

Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygkTxhyWdvA

Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHL65niGSH4

Part 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4rHu-rV6Lc

Part 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eTXDFOSk7k

Anyway, we are both 19 (Raven) and 20 (iheart) years old and going to be juniors in separate colleges. Though Raven is going to Japan for a year, because she sucks. iheartmwpp was born on June 19 and Raven was born on August 29 in 1990. That makes us born in the year of the horse and iheart doesn't care for the Western Zodiac so she got rid of it. Woot!

Our Obsessions:

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and Prince Caspian, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Monty Python movies, Big Fish, Galaxy Quest, Hayao Miyazaki's films and many many Disney movies!

Video games: Final Fantasy 7, 8, 9, 10, 10-2, 12, 13. Kingdom Hearts 1, 2 and Birth By Sleep, The Chronicles of Narnia, Eragon (even though it sucks almost as much as the movie), Harry Potter video games, Lego Star Wars 1 and 2, Harry Potter Lego years 1-4 (even though there's a glitch and I can't get past Year 3), Fullmetal Alchemist 2: Curse of the Crimson Elixir and Ookami.

Books: Dragonlance, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, the Inheritance Trilogy, the Harry Potter series, The Game of Thrones, Wolf Moon, the Pendragon series and Blood and Chocolate, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Chronicles of Narnia, the Lord of the Rings.

TV shows: Lost, Heroes, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, Teen Titans, Family Guy and Robot Chicken.

Anime/Manga: Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, D.Gray-Man, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Romeo X Juliet, Yu Yu Hakusho, Hunter X Hunter, X, Tsubasa Chronicles, xxxHolic, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Baccano!, Eden of the East, Durarara!!, Cowboy Bebop and ef ~ A Tale of Memories.