A/N: from Raven: Hey everyone! This little update is for those of you who want to continue reading the madness and insanity that plagues my and iheartmwpp's minds. Basically, we lied to you all in saying that we wouldn't parody Prince Caspian…because we saw it, loved it, and then proceeded to make fun of it in the same random manner. We just posted the first chapter of Prince Crap in a Can, so you should go check it out and review it! Yup; we're already demanding more reviews. Now it is up to you to either listen to us or to conserve the few brain cells you have left. DO IT NOW AND DIE!!

Thank you...AND DIE!

Hamster jelly. *cue explosion*

One more thing—we'd like to give you amazing reviewers a special chance to be a part of the story! Feel free to submit any random thing you want us to include, and we promise to put it in either the next chapter or later chapters in the story!

Purple hairy monkeys. *cue second explosion...this one is just for fun, of course*