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Forbidden Love by SourGummyWorms reviews
A wandering assassin steps in to Hyrule with the mind set of killing. But little does she know that she'll fall in love with her victim. But many people are unhappy with their relationship. Can they stay togeter? Or will they be pulled apart? LinkXOC R&R
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,727 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/16/2007
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8878 - Favs: 6,011 - Follows: 5,478 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
She Who the Prophecy Foretold by Sunset Miko reviews
Sesshoumaru needs the help of a miko, and only one will do. His request for aid sets in motion an ancient prophecy, leading them all on an unexpected quest. Secrets kept for years finally are told, and an unsuspecting Kagome is thrust into a mission with a whole new set of tasks and troubles. She is the priestess spoken of in the prophecy and her strange life is turned upside down.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 413,424 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Falling For You by xTobi-Kunx reviews
Deidara begins to do strange things, like feel bad for hurting Tobi. One thing leads to another. TobixDei yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,448 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Obito U., Deidara
The Life and Times of the Kazekage's Assistant by Kitty Slap reviews
Imamura Tsubasa has no idea what she's in for when she becomes the Kazekage's assistant. All she wanted was to be a councilmember by 25 but it seems to be impossible when Temari becomes quite demanding of her and her life becomes a hectic hell. GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,430 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Gaara
Secret Love by B-Elanna reviews
SLASH The Fellowship has been brought together again to defeat Sauron in another dimension namely Harry Potter's. In this dimension Sauron is terrorizing the world in Tom Riddle's body. During their adventures new relationships form and are discovered, while the friends try to adapt in a new world: A/L, SS/RL, some DM/HP, RW/HG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,064 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Remus L., Severus S., Aragorn, Legolas
Curiosity by Person Of A Strange Origin reviews
Kagome and Sesshomaru have been having the strangest encounters as of late. Curiosity gets the better of Sesshomaru and before he knows it his Beast decides he needs her. What happens when Sesshomaru agrees? *Complete* *Snippet sequel and one-shots to follow*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,768 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4785 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
The Space Between by VoiDreamer reviews
Sequel to Vulnerability: Her death tore them apart for two years. But when fate brings them back together again it will take every ounce of strength to salvage a love that has been destroyed in his heartbreak and lost to her memories. Garrus x Fem!Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,205 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Draco's Time by GeminiCancer reviews
I've never read a Draco goes back in time, and decided to write it. Draco/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,754 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Magical Mission by MurasakiYasu reviews
Harry Potter X Naruto Crossover! Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi are on a mission at Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter but is it too much to hope that the enemy won't notice their presence? SasuNaruSasu and hopefully later Drarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,828 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Unfortunately Enthralled by ReaperRain reviews
In the Brotherhood, two assassins, two Dunmer, two people enthralled with each other from the start. Alval Uvani/Banus Alor. Eventual slash.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,046 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - A. Uvani, Banus A.
How To: SasuNaru by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
A must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Super Smashing Interviews by SourGummyWorms reviews
Join your host Jodi Belkins as she digs into the dirty laundry of the celebrities in the Super Smash Bros Manshion. Can you guess what their filthy little secrets are? R&R
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008
Merlin Hits The Net by QueenAllan reviews
Merlin and Arthur are trying to keep their relationship secret, but Morgana pushes at every corner and Uther is an internet troll. Merthur on Facebook.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Misadventures at Hogwarts by flowersheep reviews
Naruto/Harry Potter xover. Itachi and Kisame are off to Hogwarts in an attempt to capture the Kyuubi while he is far from Konoha's aid. Unfortunately things don't quite go as planned when Orochimaru pops up and Voldemort tries to get Itachi to join him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8916 - Favs: 7,907 - Follows: 6,945 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Orange and Black Mask by angelgurl079 reviews
Sequel to Pretty Flower Please read that first, it is amazing SakuraxTobi. She loves him, He loves her. He messed with her memories, She wants to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,996 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
A Visit Home by Psyco101 reviews
Ever wonder who the Akatsuki Leader is? Turns out he's the eldest and least talked about Weasley son! What happens when he brings the Akatsuki home for Christmas? Read and find out! Needless to say…this is sooooooo AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 12,934 - Follows: 1,727 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gold, Black, Red by ReaperRain reviews
Lucien's latest contract proves considerably more hassle than he's worth. Opinions change, mind you... Lucien Lachance/OMC. ON HIATUS.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,103 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Lucien L.
Gone to the Dogs by Tally Mark reviews
Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Dog at Heart by Tally Mark reviews
He's a dog at heart. The daily modern misadventures of a girl and her demon. SessKag drabbles.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
All's Fair In Love And Lust by Epic Breadstick reviews
The unfortunate, often humorous incidents following the infamous love triangle. Bella sucks. Mainly Jakeward. Lots of sex. M for explicitness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Toilet Troubles by Imaginewhirledpeas reviews
Oh god. Some one deleted the toilet. Dark humor.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Author's Notes: Open Up! by Geale reviews
A sequel to Author's Notes. Aragorn has now become King and Legolas his Consort. Unfortunately nothing else has changed. Contains Aragorn/Legolas SLASH. Imladris Library advises you against reading. There might be poetry.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Caught Red Handed by Sirenfox reviews
Harry goes into Malfoy Mansion on a dare. Sadly for him, Lady Luck seems to have dumped him and everything goes incredibly wrong...or is that right? Either way he ends up facing his rival in the worst and most embarrassing way! Oneshot, DMHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not the jealous type by Charlotte Lazarus reviews
Slash. SB/RL. "Jealousy is all the fun you think they had." -Erica Jong
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Entwined Fingers and a Kiss by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Becaue ever relationship has to progress sometime, going from shyly entwined fingers to the very first press of lips against lips. Here's Sirius' and Remus' first kiss. SB/RL. Utter fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sworn Enemies by Cuvea reviews
“Jacob, what’s going on?” she asked, and held up the note written in haste yesterday." Jacob has something to tell Bella, something that involves imprinting, and she wont like it. JacobxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Talk by Renai-chan reviews
Remus decides that Sirius should give the boys The Talk. Mainly an attempt at humor; some romance if you squint :D SBRL, Slight HPDM. Slight AU. M for mature language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Fox and and the Ninja by bigbadwolfie604 reviews
The Kyuubi is free! And he wants to destroy the Hidden Village! However, there is one problem. It turns out that he is a she! And as it would turn out she has the hots for Naruto. Can Naruto live through a demon’s love? Can he betray his dreams, village,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Fix Up & Rotating Tires by NanaMun reviews
AH, AU During a business road-trip, Edward's car crashes outside a small town and but a few miles from a Mechanic's Shop. It becomes the night that changes his life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,646 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Legend of Disney by EbonyShroud reviews
When Zelda decides to go on a vacation to Walt Disney World, she naively invites three villains along with Link and Midna. How will they ever survive seven days together at the happiest place on Earth?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Link
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Arses by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
A jealous Sirius and some talk about arses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
Author's Notes by Geale reviews
Being Aragorn is not very easy, not when you have heavy writing duties, a Quest to Mount Doom to undertake, and one jealous lover with an unhealthy love of words. Rated M for SLASH, occasional dying, poetry, and general madness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,520 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Fever Dream by KSCrusaders reviews
Being live bait for an Ardat-Yakshi is not something to be taken lightly. And Garrus Vakarian is not willing to let Shepard deal with her missions--or her nightmares--alone any more. FemShep/Garrus, spoilers for the Samara sidequest. Part 3 of 3 COMPLETE.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,288 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Metaphor Trouble by Fiera Sabre reviews
**Spoilers for ME2 if you haven't played it** Shepard and Garrus must use those awkward metaphors for a whole conversation, and the reason for this thinks something is going on...Takes place after that horribly awkward conversation with Mordin.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
S u r v i v i n g by Decoded reviews
A bunch of one shots that involve NickXEllis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Ellis, Nick
Arranged Marriage by The Deuteragonist reviews
How to bring peace to the world? How to solve an age-old clan feud? How to make two oblivious boys realize something that has long been obvious to everyone else? A matchmaking conspiracy, of course! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
PostMarital Sabotage by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Because Sherlock Holmes knows, more than anyone else, that it never just ends with the wedding vows. Holmes/Watson, EXTENDED TO FIVE-SHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The FunFilled Adventures of the Sand Siblings by United Unicorn Society reviews
Temari decides that she and her brothers need more 'family time', so she drags Kankuro and Gaara with her to stupid places to have some fun. Chaos inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro
Deductions by romanticidiot reviews
Holmes/Watson. One shot. Mary makes some Holmes-esque deductions of her own.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Showers by PotterGirl222 reviews
Harry takes a hot shower in the locker room after winning the Quidditch match. He's completely relaxed when he senses someone watching him...a very peculiar someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Southern Blues by Alliebobally1234 reviews
Nick can't stop thinking about Ellis. His voice was starting to get to him. Just because it's a zombie apocalypse doesn't mean that love can't form. Or be made, in Nick's case. Chapter 3 Ending Fixed
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Ellis, Nick
Feuer zu Asche, Wasser zu Eis by Hikaru Morinaga reviews
Six: The problem with this coffee isn't that it's not hot--it is. You just forgot the milk again, dear. MarthxRoy. One shot collection.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Marth, Roy
Out of the Mouths of Babes by Schm0use reviews
It takes time, but the world is slowly piecing itself back together. NickxEllis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
She Asked Me If I Loved You by abc233 reviews
Sirius makes a quick pit-stop at Remus's house after he runs away from Grimauld Place. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Everyday Annoyances by Schm0use reviews
Ellis tells Nick about some annoying guy at his work. Nick isn't really listening. NickxEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Progression by Schm0use reviews
It should be obvious, but still; there's nothing a little symbolism and Rochelle can't move along. NickxEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Nick - Complete
My Newbie's New Christmas Carol by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
The Irishman did his best to focus in on the cookie, noticing instantly that one of the ornaments was gone; a mere smudge from where JD had just dipped the tip of his finger. Crack!fic
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
One Fine Line by placeholder89 reviews
There is a fine line between Love and Hate. A very, very fine line. DRARRY, HPDM, SLASH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What is this, I don't even by DragonRider13025 reviews
Nick/Ellis, It's Ellis' turn to keep watch on the safe room door tonight. But what happens if he falls asleep? Will Ellis have to suffer the consequences of special infected, or have a conman explain how he got his embarrassing nicknames? M/M
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The RAA: Remus Admirers Anonymous by rry reviews
Sirius is the president of the 'RAA'. It was a joke at first, but then it got serious. RLSB SBRL slash I hope it's better than it sounds, I think it is anyway. First part in the 'CLUB' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,690 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3681 - Favs: 5,680 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Falling Asleep by Artemis Rampant reviews
Remus's point of view, a couple days before the moon. Sirius, in a rare moment of clarity, forgets briefly about being a total prick. RLSB. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Stupid Ice Cream Truck by ravenbow reviews
Spock and Jim are spending time together at their apartment. An ice cream truck comes by. Hilarity ensues. Spock/Kirk business. SpockxJim, JimxSpock, Spirk, Spork, K/S, S/K whatever you want to call it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The First Time by aetin reviews
15 snippets of Kirk and Spock's lives set to a "first time" theme. Written for a prompt asking to see these two together, but in a slow progression.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The List of Couples by dark-night-sky reviews
Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and private relationships. Stan isn't happy. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Caught by Crazy4Moony reviews
Having sex on a professor's desk, has proved beneficial for both Sirius and Remus before - so why would they not do it again? Oh, but what will happen when they're caught, not by professor Slughorn, but by six students and a naive purple-head? SR. Humor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2009 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] N. Tonks, Blaise Z. - Complete
Online Confessions by Twisted Sarcasm reviews
Didnt your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers online?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Cheat by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
D/H. One would think it was bittersweet, this adultery thing, but it varies from day to day. NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Bathtime by VergofTowels reviews
Kirk tries to give his son a bath. It's much harder than it looks. The attempt leaves him with a desire for relaxation... K/S Rated for language and sexytimes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
3am :: Various One Shots of Sasuke and Naruto by Lystee reviews
Various and unconnected Naruto and Sasuke related oneshots. They range from crack to fluffy to angst to warm and fuzzy. Please read, and I hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 85,345 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Where No Leaf Blooms by Genis Aurion reviews
COMPLETE, StanKyle. She wanted me to be the perfect boyfriend. He wanted me to be the perfect best friend. I couldn't be both, could I?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,482 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Of Plans, Diamonds and Stuffed Toys by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius Black’s Ultimate, Amazing, Stupendous Plan to Woo Werewolf Extraordinaire, Remus Lupin This Valentine’s Day." Will it work? Or will it fail? Includes stuffed toys, flowers, chocolates and diamonds. Read and review! RLSB SLASH!Mostly dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
QuickSand by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I caught the train to Suna. i thought that once i was there, i wouldnt need anything more. And i was right... but what i forgot was that i might want more. Now i'm not sure if Suna can really give me everything, even if he is there. GaaraXOC AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 121,141 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Gaara - Complete
To Kiss First by remuslives23 reviews
There is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first." - Janeane Garafalo. Read the follow up: 'Flux'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Raspberries & Coconuts by missflapjack reviews
Being involved romantically with quite arguably the most annoying man in the history of Sacred Heart means dealing with his many whims, however quirky they may be. One-shot.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
More surprising things by scorsby reviews
Sirius leaned back to watch the play of emotions on Remus's face. "Face it, Moony. You're attracted to me, big time. You lurrrrrve me!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by MidniteMarauder reviews
Remus and Sirius discover that Summoning Charms can have unexpected consequences. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Closeted Man's Guide to Goodies by Yet Another Dark Rose reviews
In which Stan is obvious, Kyle is oblivious and Kenny...well, Kenny's just obscene. Oh, the troubles one has to face for the sake of love!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Just Another Day In The Park by stumacher reviews
Kyle's Bar Mitzvah gets a little strange by the time that practically the entire town is accusing him and Stan of being gay. But, not without good reason. StanKyle one-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
My Scream by Nervousneurotic reviews
While Carla and Turk are sleeping they're suddenly awakened from a scream. What is going on inside JD's bedroom? One chapter fic.:3
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
RemusSirius Themes by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Orion Black by VintageOppression reviews
James and Remus come to a realization about Sirius’ name at an awkward time. Slash. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Keeping Up by Klei reviews
Whoever said it was the seme who always demanded sex? Oh, how troublesome it was for poor Kisame to have to deal with his hormone-prone teenage lover’s constant pleas. KisaIta lemons, crack-ish, failed attempt at humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi's Diary by AnimeViolinist001 reviews
Ever wonder what's in Uchiha Itachi's secret diary? Hmmmmm....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Itachi U.
The Lust Charm by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Love Potions are illegal for creating artificial feelings, but Lust Charms make real attractions stronger. Sirius wants to know if Remus fancies him and since Remus controls urges well Sirius casts a Lust Charm on him to find out. Includes RL and SB PoV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
Insomnia by Kylenne reviews
An exhausted and strung-out Kael simply wanted to sleep, but the alien skies of Hellfire Peninsula simply wouldn't let him. Fortunately, Illidan doesn't sleep much, either. Yaoi, Illidan x Kael.
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Illidan Stormrage, Kael'thas Sunstrider - Complete
The Cuckoo's Egg in the Blithering Humdinger Nest by wrtr74 reviews
Harry and Ron are forced to share a dormitory with Draco and Goyle. The Slytherins grow on them. Harry/Draco with hints of Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,889 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Could We Have Been by 2dragonkat reviews
What if Zuko had talked with Aang at the end of “The Blue Spirit.” Could their relationship progress into something more as they traveled all over the world because of that one little moment? Zuko/Aang yaoi. Sexual situations and such. You've been warned.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,127 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Play the Game by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Danny gets irriatated with Vlad's obsession with the Packers. He came by to visit, and is only getting ignored. Maybe he should use those green and gold colors to get Vlad's attention? Vlad is about to learn what Danny wants, Danny gets... or else. M/M
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Snow by Lyraeinne reviews
Sirius wants to play in the snow. Remus wants to sleep. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Guide to Completion by Aralas reviews
AL SLASH. The heart of an elf prince longs to be whole, but a departed mother’s words and a broken gemstone are the only guides he has. The story is being REPOSTED with slight editions. Original plot remains. Apologies to those who have read it before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,550 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Hey There Itachi by AnimeViolinist001 reviews
Yeah, basically I wrote a parody of the song Hey There Delilah by The Plain White T's. It's kinda crappy, so yeah.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Forever by GreenVelcroTechnology reviews
Nibbling on Edward's neck as he had done previously, he nuzzled his face up Edward's ear and whispered hoarsely, "Your mine." Jacob/Edward. one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Castle Antics by SpiderLily reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter's Bedroom Secrets! HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what Draco Malfoy really gets up to during the school day, according to... Ginny, Blaise, Fred and George, Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle, Madam Pince, Romilda, and Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter's Bedroom Secrets by SpiderLily reviews
Sequel Posted: HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what 'really' goes on in Harry Potter's bed at night, as told by... Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean, Hermione, Luna, Mr. Filch, Colin, and Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Twilight Ninja by SymphonyofRejection reviews
The story of a man who rebelled against the Twilight fad. Strong language. Cullenist bashing. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Secrets and Public Displays of Affection by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Tonks had to suppress a gasp as she watched Remus and Sirius through the keyhole. The rawness and intensity of their kiss was electrifying. It was wild, feral and so bloody beautiful... Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mixed Signals by DizzyAlice reviews
Stan discovers he has developed feelings more than friendship towards Kyle. However, when his friend begins sending him mixed signals, Stan has trouble figuring out Kyle's true feelings. STyle oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Enclosed by DistractionPie reviews
Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood. In a box. This could get interesting or dangerous... or strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Distorted Reflection by ReaperRain reviews
The newest recruit is oddly similar to Lucien, she thinks. Drabble, post-Brotherhood events.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Dark Brotherhood Murderer, Lucien L. - Complete
You're Worth It by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Kisame says simple words, ones he'd heard every day of his life. Why in the world to they make Itachi such a little boy? Slight KisaIta implications.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Draco Dormiens Semper Titillandus by WordNerds2008 reviews
When Harry finally emerges from his grieving after the war, and feels ready to rejoin the Wizarding World, what he finds there is... Draco. More than a year later, he still has trouble sleeping. Luckily, Draco can help. SLASH, HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Infirmary by counterdogma reviews
Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birthday Present by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Stan has a present for Kyle. Cute, slashy fluff, short, written for Kyle's birthday. Happy b-day Kyle!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Gobstones Club by Tomo Potter reviews
Sirius and Remus pass a boring day by joining the Gobstones Club. Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Why Animagi Shouldn't Write Poetry by MinervaEvenstar reviews
I forgot it was Valentine's Day, so I don't have a gift for my Moony! I think Prongs wrote a poem for Evans. If I write one too, then I may get some hot werewolf love tonight! If only I could write poetry...SiriusRemus slash. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Is This Apple Okay To Eat? by SanguinarianThorns reviews
How did Lucien Lachance become a member of the Dark Brotherhood? Well, luckily for you, the answer is QUITE humorous...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Lucien L., Vicente V. - Complete
Seasons of Change by WordNerds2008 reviews
Authors I'm Just Drawn That Way & Felena1971 are back, as the team WordNerds2008. Draco already owes Harry his life, and he resents being indebted. Then Harry testifies on his behalf at the Ministry, which just makes matters worse. HP/DM, slash, rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,803 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drugs and Late Night Talk Shows by avalise reviews
Kyle has Stan—sort of. Stan has Kyle—sort of. If only Stan would just grow a pair so that he can quit wasting Kenny's weed on whining. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Pandemonuim by ReaperRain reviews
Even when it's all over, the noise of Oblivion never truly leaves her. Mentions of Martin Septim and Lucien Lachance.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Martin S., Lucien L. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Paper Lantern by Emo Fox reviews
Sasuke doesn't show up for training. Naruto wants to find out why. NaruSasu if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Upside Down by BlankCanvas23 reviews
One Shot. Even heroes needed help sometimes, and in a village of idiots, there was only one person a caped crusader could turn to. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Drowning Sorrows by Tally Mark reviews
A miko and a youkai walk into a bar. SessKag Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Egg Hunting by albe-chan reviews
Remus' love of chocolates, on Easter, leads to some creative hiding places for chocolate eggs. SLASH. SMUT. MATURE. MAY COME OFF AS TOO FAR OVER THE PERVERTED LINE. RLSB. ONESHOT. Happy Easter! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 204 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kreacher Takes a Holiday by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco must resort to desperate - meaning Muggle - means to complete a tedious household chore when Kreacher goes on holiday. Hilarity and illicit hijinks ensue. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content. For GoesKaboom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Riddle by Distressed fan reviews
Akatsuki's new recruitment rule. "If you can answer this question correctly, you have true murderous intent at heart." KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Memory of Light by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry is working late at the office one night when he receives a note from Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inevitable by Lystee reviews
SasuNaruSasu :: It was bound to happen. Their infamous meeting after all these years. But, with Naruto's new position in Konoha and Sasuke's status as an S class missing ninja, nothing ever comes easy to these two. Not that they'd expect it any other way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,556 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Secrets Made, Secrets Told by EdwardAddict reviews
Sequel to The Beginning of Forever... Bella and Edward are married and things couldn't be better in their relationship. But when Mike snaps, what will happen to this happy couple? And now that Victoria's shown up... DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Bella, Victoria
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 293 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Embers by Evergreene reviews
Legolas is of the opinion that a certain ranger is taking far too long to start a simple campfire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Priest's Sins by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi regrets living a life of sin. He turns to the only priest he knows for forgiveness. But what he finds with Hidan... is anything but mercy. HidanXItachi oneshot. Graphic lemon. Lots of warnings. Blood, yaoi, swearing, and everything else. You know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
There's Something About Malfoy by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Summer Showers by Erandir reviews
An afternoon excursion takes an unexpected turn. A/L, PWP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Forbidden Secret by Tossino reviews
So... Sasori was dead now was he? And it was time to get a new partner. Damn it... It better not be some idiot. Like that Tobi. DeiTobi/TobiDei fanfic. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,483 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Obito U.
Fire by super manako sohma reviews
FIRST SOUTH PARK FIC. Warmth with a new title. This is just a collection of long Style oneshots centered around a subject of my choice. Fluff ensured. Not quite sure if it's just romance or friendship, but work with me. Rated T for South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,206 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Of Chocolate and Jumpers and Fluffy Pink Slippers by remuslives23 reviews
A trip to Hogsmeade for candy brings something much sweeter for Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Magic Markers by Magic Mind reviews
Harry and Draco have fun with markers...But who will discover what the boys are writing? And where are they writing it? Harry/Draco. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Only Lust by Umiray reviews
Aragorn and Legolas have gotten separated from their companions, and the elf was wounded in the process. They must run from an army and take shelter in the cliff face. Warning; gay and not for children.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 210 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lollipop by albe-chan reviews
No, Mooney, what’s not nice is you sucking away at that lolly without asking me if I want a lick.' How a chocolate-flavoured lollipop becomes a warm-up for something else. SLASH. SMUT. SEX...kinda. RLSB. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
James Potter Must Die by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
In which Sirius Black does not believe in love and throws books at people. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dust by freudian fuckup reviews
Two young men and one old cinema.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Doggy Date by Jaunty Maestro reviews
I unbuttoned my shirt and rolled my sleeves to my forearm, it was too nice of a day to wear it anyway. Oh, cold! My ice cream dripped down my chest. “Sirius, what are you staring at?” Slash! RxS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Misplaced by Geale reviews
Aragorn has plans but it turns out that Legolas has plans as well. Luckily enough, they are of a similar kind. Companion piece to "Have It Your Way", if you like. "Mystery"? Nah... PWP? Perhaps. Adult content? Definitely! Aragorn/Legolas SLASH story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Possessio by Arkadian Toad reviews
Sirius does NOT like the idea of Remus with a girl. Slash, Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,601 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Random Things the Young Sannins Did by 64PalmFighter reviews
the sannins are remembering their life as a team
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Accidently on Purpose? by Tahalia001 reviews
What can Edward do to Jacob to make him writhe under his hands, to make him shiver from his cool breath and words....but is it accidental or already planned? Edward x Jacob Slash/ Yaoi alert. Reviews are always nice xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Expressing Yourself by EvilSatsuma reviews
Two boys learn to express themselves in a whole new way! SLASH! rated M for language and smut. James/Lily also included!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,150 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Silk Roses by Tuesdayschild84 reviews
For My Valentine” Contest Entry. It's Edward and Jacob's first Valentine's Day but Edward has to go away. So what does a lonley werewolf do? And would Edward really leave for their first Valentine's together? Slash and fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
implicit love is to explicit lust by Tenpa-Neko reviews
“I really love-” Sasuke exhales. “-your face."..."Thanks. That means a lot.” It's Sakura's birthday. Apart from the restraining order, awkward Freudian slips and that whole love thing, there's not much going on. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's One or the Other by IceCreamXD reviews
Edward has a choice to make. Is it Jacob? Or is it Bella? They both love him, but who should he choose? The one who makes him happy and feels loved? Or the one whose blood he lusts after? JacobEdward , slight EdwardBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Why to Piss Off a Houseelf by jasmine roselee reviews
Oneshot. SLASH. Harry/Draco. Draco annoys a house-elf and finds himself stuck in Gryffindor Tower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Avatar : The Missing Airbender by Coldpockets reviews
ZukoAang. Aang goes missing, and everyone panics. Everyone, that is, except Zuko. “Nylah got you confused with Aang. Are you wearing his clothes, or something?"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
The Vexing Of Voldemort by phantomduck reviews
The life of a super villain is not as straight forward as it seems... Series of One-Shots
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Cellphones by Shounen-Ai reviews
Cellphones. They are nothing more then devices that get you into trouble....well...maybe just Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spin the Bottle by Execrator reviews
Fred and George organize an innocent game of Spin the Bottle. Pairings: Draco/Harry, Everybody/Everybody Else. Slash. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On Top by dreamschemer reviews
Style. Ahh, relationship issues. Stan wants a chance to be on top ; . Rated for language and suggestive scenes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Forever and Always by super manako sohma reviews
A little something I based off of the Raisins episode. What use is forever when someone will love you always? Style.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Out of the dark by tearsbehindthemask reviews
Sasuke joined Orochimaru a few years ago but he realizes that he made a mistake. When he thinks that there's nobody that would want him back, Naruto is on his way to take him home. They're both missing each other terribly. SasuNaru story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,967 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
PostIts by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era Oneshot Remus and Sirius have a lover's tiff, and Sirius works it out through post-its on the bathroom mirror. It drives everyone up the wall and back down again. Cowritten with Veterization!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Rolling in a Winter Wonderland by malfoysminx reviews
When Draco is hit by one of Harry's stray snowballs, a fight is inevitable. But when the fight gets physical their relationship will be irrevocably changed. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Balance by StarryNight reviews
Zuko angsts. Aang sulks. Iroh reasons.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Claiming the Wolf by shadowglove reviews
SLASH AU Jacob/Edward. Jacob would never understand leeches, especially if they were Edward Cullen. One minute Edward's glaring at him with hatred, the next---the next he's doing things to Jacob that the young wolf wants to hate. He really does, but can't
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,516 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Bubble Butt by music-is-luv reviews
ONESHOT! "Harry, are you aware that you have a nice, round bubble butt?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Newspapers by Kachanski reviews
After an embarrassing occurance at the last full moon Sirius puts two and two together and comes out with five, so decides to ask Remus instead. One of the revalations that follows involves the usefulness of newspapers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 205 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gaara's New Friend by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Gaara gets a new friend! One thing leads to another and they eventually cannot control their feelings… yaoi, lemon, one-shot, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Save me by AliceMCullen reviews
Twist to the Jacob and Leah scene next to the cliff at the end of Eclipse. How can a single tear change the course of things? Jacob/Leah *Intended to be one shot but not anymore*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,659 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Leah, Jacob
You're On by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Just a quick Jakeward oneshot. Jacob has a bit of a confession, and for Edward, it came at just the right time. This is slash! You have been warned! o:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Hark! the dogs howl! by Froody reviews
"Word to the wise, werewolf," said Sirius, a wry smile on his lips. "Next time, don't get caught." - Remus' soul is cast bare when his lycanthropy is discovered, but some secrets are left untouched by the full moon...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,048 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dear Malfoy by TygerZ reviews
When Harry finds someone unexpected crying in hallway, he doesn’t know what going to comfort them will cost him. But one thing is for sure. He’ll have to buy more parchment. Letter fic! Warning: brief language!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Guide to Action by Aralas reviews
SLASH AU A/L. It takes a macabre deal to show Aragorn the action he should have taken a long time ago. He can only hope he is not too late.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,458 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Moods by sockpuppet82 reviews
Harry's in one of his moods. "What if I jumped? Right now." ... "What if I fell...?" ...D/H SLASH barely alluded to. Drabble-esque...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lying To Myself by Pwnguin reviews
[Contains spoilers from 'Stargirl' follow up 'Love, Stargirl'] Stargirl writes Leo one more letter. This one expressing her true feelings.
Stargirl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
The Christmas Closet by Geale reviews
Imladris Library invites you to partake in the preparations leading up to the Winter Solstice with this remarkably silly story! Here is everything you need to join in the festivities, including Estel and his beautiful elven prince. Slash - as always! AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
i like my body when it is with your by dracosoftie reviews
The strange title will be familiar if you're an e.e. cummings fan, and it will make sense after you read the story. Harry struggles with his exams, and Draco's there to make him feel better. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caged Bird by Wildcard reviews
Boo Radley got locked away for something much worse than just being drunk in public, but nobody's left who knows what it was. Except Boo. One-shot, Boo-centric, contains SLASH. Be warned! No flames accepted.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/18/2008
Puppy Love by Puzzlie's Imajinacion reviews
A fluffy one-shot where cuddling and tickling immense. Horrible title, horrible summary. Cute and awesome story. Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Kissing Santa by Sirenfox reviews
Ron sneaks down to the common room on christmas eve only to see the last person he'd ever thought to see happily snogging his best friend...Ron will never look at Santa the same way again. DMHP slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Rank Mission: Hogwarts by zfirze reviews
[HP xover] ANBU guards, Sasuke and Naruto, are entering into Harry's fifth year...[sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,858 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Small Blessings by WildWolfMoon reviews
Itachi, at least tell me why you're so mad. Itachi?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Anything, Always by remuslives23 reviews
When Remus tires of Sirius' constant bickering with Snape, Sirius resorts to an old romantic cliche to keep him happy. Smutty and fluffy - something for everyone. Slash. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Alphabet According to Remus and Sirius by DragonDi reviews
Twenty-six letters; twenty-six ways of defining the love that Sirius Black and Remus Lupin have for one another. Rated M for letters C and Z mainly...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Secret Santa by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for SpunkleMcKats, reviewer extraordinaire. Harry decides to confess his feelings for Draco during the Hogwarts Secret Santa gift exchange.What could go wrong? Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tell Me A Story by LoquaciousGirl reviews
Sirius takes care of a sick Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dinner with the Weasleys: Part IV of AH series by dracosoftie reviews
Follows The Interview, part of the After Hours series. Harry's revenge puts Draco in a compromising position at a family dinner. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Marauders' Legacy COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
What would happen if the Marauders decided to leave portraits of themselves at Hogwarts? A teacher's worst nightmare and a prankster's delight...but have they really thought this one through? RemusSirius Slash. Loose sequel to The Oracle of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,759 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Firsts by LoquaciousGirl reviews
There were so many firsts for Remus and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gotta kill 'em all! by kunoichisakura-hime reviews
Because even the most sinister villains need a theme song....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Did It Ever Occur To You? by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era Oneshot Remus and Sirius overhear an argument between James, Lily, and Peter... concerning themselves. And other unmentionable things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girl ly by Shounen-Ai reviews
Naruto notices something about Sasuke...and goes a little to far to try and explain it to him. Implied NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three times when Sasuke didn’t kiss Naruto by kally77 reviews
Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,196 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Epilogue by fan with a short attention span reviews
My scripted version of Book 7's epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Interview: Part III of the AH series by dracosoftie reviews
Follows Runes in the progression, part of the After Hours series. Draco's creative revenge might endanger their chances at the future they want. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Daybreak by AisuHime reviews
A poem I wrote for English class about Akatsuki or "Daybreak". All names have been changed into nicknames so as to not confuse my english teacher. Events not fully acurate. WARNING: Heavy spoilers for current manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Of scruffyness, dramatics and Greenhouses by SushiBar reviews
Potter was looking rather ruffled and angry this morning and it wasn't Draco that caused his distress. Therefore, he must find out who did...and maybe then some. SMUT Draco x Harry. Warnings; Language and blowjob
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cinderemus by fuzzyalligator reviews
Two shot::It's Halloween! And James, Sirius, and Peter are throwing a party! Remus says he's to busy to go, but what happens when he finds out that he's no longer busy? Basically a Marauders version of Cinderella.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,535 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Finding the Boy by FeistyFeist reviews
A Missing Persons report filed. Questions asked. If only they could get some answers.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,919 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
love me plz by eftee reviews
The first time Sasuke told Naruto he loved him, Naruto cried. SasuNaru fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Commiseration Night by Kantayra reviews
Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sound by R4m 0f Th3 F0r3st reviews
ONE-SHOT Harry/Draco LEMON! year '8'. Alone at school for the holidays, the 'golden trio' relax and Harry realizes how much he and Draco hate it when it's silent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Something You Do Very Well by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
Jasper pressed a finger to my lips for silence. "I spent a hundred years feeling other people’s emotions. Their hate, their anger, their fear. And yes, sometimes their love. But I never got to feel love for myself until I met you." ... Jasper/Alice fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Runes: Part II of the AH series by dracosoftie reviews
Sequel to After Hours. Harry’s had a taste of exhibitionism and wants more. He finds a way to pay Draco back for his courtyard ambush. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Question of Decency by muhaaauder reviews
Moony's in the bathroom, Sirius knocks, Moony saves their decencies... Implied slash, of course... Yes, this is extremely short, but then, it won't take much of your time ; Disclaimer: All the wonderful Rowling's...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Reunions and Confessions by WhiteNightRain reviews
When Naruto, Sakura and Sai meet up with Sasuke,again, what will happen? Pairings: SasuNaru, SaiSaku brother and sister love .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fashion Sense by vladimira-chan reviews
Because if being a thirteen-year-old wanted criminal wasn't bad enough, Itachi now had to wear nail polish. Somewhat fluffy; KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Other Means to Get What You Want by xMercedesx reviews
A meeting between Konoha and Team Hebi turns out different than expected. Sasunaru, slight crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forget Me Not by fuzzyalligator reviews
COMPLETE::Sirius has secretly been going out with Remus for a month and everyone's noticed. What will happen when Sirius loses his memory?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,880 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Erotica by Jelp reviews
Sasuke gets frustrated when Naruto asks him to read the porn he writes. If only Sasuke can figure out a way to stop Naruto from either a asking him to read porn or b realize gay erotica is better. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taking A Queen by muhaaauder reviews
Sirius and Remus both cherish their Friday night chess duels. But for other reasons than just the chess. Not quite as dirty as it sounds, but hopefully funny, sweet and entertaining. Fluff and bits of slash - RLSB/SBRL...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Brooding by brionyjae reviews
Sirius Black was brooding. And Remus did not like it one tiny bit. RemusSirius Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Wish Someone Wanted Me by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Remus wonders what makes him so undesirable that no one ever fancies him. Sirius explains that people are afraid to want him because he's too perfect to be attainable. But Sirius isn't afraid of anything. Slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/11/2008 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Silent Scream by hyenateeth reviews
Everyone has a fear of the unknown. AU, HidaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inevitable as Tragedy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Physical separation is possible for Harry and Draco. Mental separation is not. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sticky and Messy, but Warm and Sweet by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Syrup, he decides, is a lot like love. Sirius figures out that he's in love with Remus and oh-so-eloquently tells the werewolf. Marauders' era oneshot. Sirius' perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Everything by placeholder89 reviews
He means everything to Harry. HPDM, slash, Drarry. Short, fluffy oneshot. Winner of Best Song Fic by the Quibbler Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ron Weasley and His Happy Little Bubble of Denial by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, crackfic, prequel to 'Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly.' Ron is a chess-master and a war strategist. He knows that Harry is not really dating Draco Malfoy, because he can come up with much better explanations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
V by Sage347 reviews
You know, V8 Fruit Fusion is SO much better.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Rest of Our Lives by TrulyTheOne reviews
Harry's 6th year. Within the M.O.M. there lies a prophecy about Harry's future. When he decides to seek it out, he learns that things are better off not knowing and in Fate's hands. Can he handle the pressure of a new secret and a new year? SLASH HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,584 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara's Ghouls by darkhelmetj reviews
Kankuro liked to believe that his younger brother was getting more normal as time passed. Unfortunately for him, that assumption was wrong. Post Retrieve Sasuke Arc, Pre-Shippūden. Sand sibs fic. Humour/crack horror fic. See Author's Notes for details.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Always Better When I'm With You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Two-shot for Stan and Kyle; a single argument between him and Wendy triggers a chain-reaction in Stan forcing him to confront a side of himself he always pushed away.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Remus Lupin and the Day of Servitude by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Remus and Sirius have been dating for months. It's perfect until Remus loses a bet and has to do ANYTHING Sirius wants. Guarantees laughs and slashy-goodness. Don't read if it's not your cup of tea, but you're missing great tea! Marauders' era. Remus' PoV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,628 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Severus S. - Complete
Oh my, Aphrodisiac Chocolate by clarex-ama reviews
Warning: These chocolates contain aphrodisiac potion! Consumed in large amounts can give the side effect of high sexual excitement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Experience by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sunday School With Hidan by GoesKaboom reviews
Hidan decides that his fellow Akatsuki need to get religion- Jashinism, to be exact. So, he decides to have... SUNDAY SCHOOL! Crack fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
South by princesswingnut reviews
At Bella's birthday party in "New Moon", Jasper tries to kill her when she cuts herself, and succeeds. The aftermath, as her death tears Edward, Jasper, and the entire Cullen family apart. JASPER FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,029 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Irony In Imperfection by hollybennett123 reviews
For Kisame, Itachi's imperfections only make him more alluring. Oneshot drabble. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Sticky Encounter by clarex-ama reviews
Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Wanna Hold Your Hand by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Fluffy one-shot for Stan and Kyle; fixed. Stan goes over Kyle's house for a sleep over and learns something about himself he somehow knew all along.R&R
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucky Number 72 by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kisame is quite 'distracted' with thoughts of his lover so he calls and invites Itachi to take a break from his office and come join Kisame in his. Delay of paperwork and lovely KisaIta desk yaoi ensues. Graphic Yaoi, KisaxIta Read!/Review?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Brotherly Love by Lupa Wolfe reviews
What if Inupapa hadn't died on the night Inuyasha was born? What if Inuyasha grew up under the influence of his older brother and father instead of his mother? And what of Sesshoumaru? How will he take the news that he has a little brother? Not Yaoi.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha
Veritaserum by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty oneshot - Draco brews a batch of veritaserum in order to get some answers out of Harry at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Misadventures of Birthday Cakes by darkhelmetj reviews
It’s Temari’s birthday, and Kankuro and Gaara decide to bake her a cake. Or try to. Humor/crack fic. Post Episode 32 Shippuuden. Cowritten with Ariel D.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
A Brief Mission by Kantayra reviews
Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Edward and the Electric Slide by Matt-On-Matt reviews
Edward is bored in P.E. and decides to spy on Bella by going through Mikes mind. Edward comes up with a plan to get back at Mike. Bella has a plan of her own. BXE. Lemon, lots of it later. My interpretation of the characters not yours so get over it. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
Till Dawn We Part by Rasake reviews
Edward takes a quick midnight visit to his secret lover. Jacob/Edward. YAOI! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT! This fic goes out to my good friend Zeke Scarlet. Review, Please and Thankies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
You Fill Up My Senses by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin's touch is magic. Sirius Black ponders all the ways Remus fills up his senses. Dedicated to redbull07. Rating just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fresh Prince of Azeroth by Arthasvs.Leon reviews
Arthas has weird dreams.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling by Tomo Potter reviews
Sirius is falling for Remus.... Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Remus's Neck by Jane Buz-Jane reviews
Of the things Sirius loves about Remus, his neck is what Sirius loves the most. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by faithwood reviews
Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hearts Veiled by Soar reviews
AL SLASH An incident at Edoras has the potential to either bring Aragorn and Legolas together, or drive them apart forever. MPREG
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Greatest Contradiction by MesT reviews
Bella’s gone, and Edward runs into a dangerous confrontation with Jacob that leads to more than either of them could have ever imagined. Beware of SLASH, Edward/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
All You Wanted by Faramirlover reviews
Sirius and Remus love each other but they're not risking their friendship for more in case it doesn't work. Until a friend steps in and points out the obvious. MWPP era. RLxSB. Slash warning. Not a oneshot. Rated for language and maybe later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Kyuubi's Day Out by Herooftimes reviews
In return for his help, Naruto lets Kyuubi out for a while. As a human. But It looks like Naruto has more than one reason for letting him out...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,690 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Online II by Wykked As Syn reviews
Sequel to Online. Draco comes back online. Ginny is annoying. And what's this? Harry's flirting with Draco? What could possibly come from all this? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's A Sin To Scare by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB OneShot MWPP Era Sirius drags Remus off to some after-hours fun in one of the classrooms, but the night takes an embarrassing turn when they are caught... twice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wardrobe by Crazy4Moony reviews
Sirius and Remus are forced to hide in a wardrobe, because they accidently had sex on their best friend's bed. Oh yes, accidents like that do happen--but how exactly? And who's fault is it? Sirius' penis, the skirt or the lube? Oh, so many mysteries. RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Winning by electrickpurple reviews
In which Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter get more than they bargained for after a lesson with Snape. Drarry slash fic - with *twist*, mature rated **SEQUEL - 'A SUBTLE SHIFT'**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Words Unspoken by xXRon-luverXx reviews
This was the day. What day might you ask? The day Harry Potter was going to tell Draco Malfoy he loved him. Read and Review! thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
SecondGuess by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
The events that led me to the Sound College were caused by sasuke, no doubt about it, after he ran off, Naruto & I had to find him... Was there any other choice? But time is running out, and i have my Gaara to find as well... GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 103,388 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Gaara
Oh, Happy Day by Hiki-chan reviews
--SasuNaru; Oneshot-- Naruto, put your legs over my shoulders.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gold Isn't Everything, But It Helps by faithwood reviews
After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Right Round by Hanakage reviews
Of summer employment, young love, and the perils of Swedish pop music. NaruSasu, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fear The Wrath Of The Bookish by Roozette reviews
Hermione is tired of being teased for being smart. Somehow, this idea will make others think twice about mocking her. Well, at least the idea works in her head...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Topping Draco by faithwood reviews
Draco must face the fact that Harry's little companions hate him. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distracting Harry Potter by faithwood reviews
Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
InterHouse Unity by Dark Man's Girl reviews
Someone has been making a mess of classrooms during the wee hours of the morning. It is McGonagall's turn to stake out the corridors of Hogwarts and deal with what she finds. HP/DM & RL/SS Don't read this if you do not condone and/or like gay ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sad Ramifications of Being a Sparkly Vampire by faithwood reviews
As all vampires, Draco is afraid of sunlight. Parody. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot. Tongue-in-cheek Twilight references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Cruel Bastard by faithwood reviews
Harry is cruel and Draco has had enough. He will make Harry end this. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forgetful by misfitthree reviews
Kagome looks back on a photo the brings good memories. A short oneshot I did of a fanart on
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
I was protecting you by Forbidden13Angel reviews
InuYasha just killed Sesshomaru. With his dying breath Sessh confesses something to InuYasha that broke his heart.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Connected by mischievous female reviews
A couple separated by steel rods and concrete remain connected by loving memories and a cell phone. Kag/Sess
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Love Kagome For Kagome by xxBBsxBabexx reviews
Kagome is sick and tired of InuYasha going back and forth from her to Kikyo and all over again.She gets a nasty idea and stoops lower then InuYasha ever could.My first songfic to Love Me For Me by Ashlee Simpson.I don't own anything.Kikyo haters,welcome.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Hard Times Before the Full by albe-chan reviews
Teasing and innuendo lead to Remus showing Sirius just whose boss before the full moon. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. RLSB. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fish in a Jar by QueenTigris reviews
Kankurou keeps wondering why his pets keep disappearing, and he sets out to find out why. With the help of a camcorder, and in the face of his sister's complaints, will he find out the culprit? Crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Now by Geale reviews
Now, when silver shines in your hair, I love you. Even now. Aragorn/Legolas SLASH story. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Vanilla Ice Cream by ObsidianTresses reviews
LEMON COMPLETE! Vanilla ice cream is a delightful sin some of us like to take part in. Will the two lovers give into the temptation?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Moments of Clarity by Elf Alpha reviews
In Harry's 6th Year, a series of coincidental events leads to a newfound understanding of his longtime rivalry with Draco Malfoy. SLASH: HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Laugh Lines by MikoGoddess reviews
Draco doesn't like becoming older. Harry reassures him, giving Draco a better view on his supposed flaws. Prepare to drown yourself in fluff. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Caffeine by fishiesinthesky reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have some time to kill before their next flight, so they stop at the coffee shop for a break. Naturally, things are bound to end up messy. Sasuke and Naruto, friendship one-shot story. SasuNaruSasu if you squint. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unattachment by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
The process of unattachment is best directed by a vampire, but impatient werewolves will have trouble waiting it out. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5768 - Favs: 8,546 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
So I've Heard by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
Jacob has finally figured something out, and Edward is presented with a new nickname. SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Sin of Omission by metro.max reviews
Sometimes he forgets his past. Sometimes he forgets to mention it. edward/tanya, edward/bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Say It by Not Really Yours reviews
Itachi was still embarrassed to treat Kisame as someone he cared about in public. KisaIta AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Love, Jacob by caitimaybe reviews
Devastated over the loss of Bella, Jacob believes he will never love again. What Jacob forgot about was the power of imprinting... Hey, Jacob needs a happy ending, too. :COMPLETE:
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,990 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Jacob
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Jakosta by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DM/HP;LP/HP After James died Lily had Harry to love The older Harry got the more he reminded her of James Harry knew what Lily does is wrong but he loved her & loving someone means having sex with them according to Lily. But he loved Draco without sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bright Side of Darkness by Morna reviews
My name is Zelda, I am also known as the Princess of Destiny. I knew one thing for sure in life and that was that Ganondorf Dragmire was my sworn enemy, at least I thought so until he captured me and blurred the lines of good and evil for me forever.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,913 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Ten Things Remus and Sirius Love About Each Other by BlaireVolturi reviews
He basically just loved Sirius Black. And he basically just loved Remus Lupin. Slight innuendos. FLUFF. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Ties that Bind by emsana reviews
Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood. Oliver discovers the Percy isn't as perfect as he seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
As The Catboy Purrs by Byaghro reviews
Draco has a little secret. Harry discovers it. The question is, what will he do with his newfound knowledge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 147 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
True Beauty by ObsidianTresses reviews
COMPLETE! SESSKAG Sesshoumaru watches over Kagome while she sleeps. What could possibly be going through his mind?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The One Where James is in a Dress by The Cesar Legacy reviews
I dare you to do a strip-tease for McGonagall"...... a funny and cute RLSB and JPLE truth and dare story. My first fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Emotionless Emotional Wreck by TheOtherWorldliNess reviews
Itachi realises it's much harder to be emotionless than he had previously believed. Especially around Hoshigaki Kisame. Note: Done before we found about the real reason behind the Uchiha massacre. KisaIta, fluff. One-shot. K because I say so.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Dangers of Writing a Love Letter by radical-rebel reviews
Remus writes Sirius a letter - a letter that he believes will never be seen by anyone except for himself. Only, other people do see it. And suddenly life becomes rather stressful. Three-shot. SBRL. Yes, this is slash; if you don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,832 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Trust You by Finnity reviews
Remus invites Sirius over to his home. His mother is reluctant to have him. Remus wants to know why. After hashing it out with his mother, Remus has a long-overdue discussion with Sirius that just may lead to a revelation. Beginnings of RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love by Mazuku reviews
Kisame wonders about his relationship with Itachi. Oneshot, KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Romantism by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU, Highschool] Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. [JiraOro]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Face Down by leasha reviews
DISCONTINUED! AU. What would happen if Bella had dated Mike instead of Edward? What if he started beating her, but she still stayed with him? What would happen if 1 day she has to chose between Mike & Edward? Full summary on profile.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Whomping the Willow by albe-chan reviews
Remus' promise to Sirius turns into a horrifying reality one day. Will the Womping Willow crush them to bits, or will they succeed at whomping the Willow? Basically SMUT. SLASH. MATURE. SEX. For Psycho Hippy and her lovely challenge. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Resolutions by Shounen-Ai reviews
..."My goal is to actually get to the sex, instead of the couch!" Naruto and monthly resolutions. Poor Sasuke.... NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
News Cast by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
When Edward left Bella, he didn’t expect that something like this would send him running back to Forks. Because Bella is no longer the delicate human he left behind. T to be safe...plot belongs to EdwardIsMyLover...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
No One Says No by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Sirius is convinced that Remus likes him. Remus isn't. Sirius will ask Remus out every week. Remus always says no. But no one says no to Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seven Up! by Serephy reviews
Heads down thumbs up! During an innocent game at school, someone whispers three special words into Sasuke’s ear...It’s not an innocent game anymore! OneShot, NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome to the Akatsuki Motel! by krystal-kun reviews
Due to an accident, Akatsuki is forced to take residence in a hotel! Hilarity ensues after a spring competition is held for all the residents of the inn. Watch as the members compete, chill, and try to stand each other without revealing who they are!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Obito U., Deidara
Maximum the Rivalry by themesh reviews
While exploring Sasuke's home, Naruto remembers a moment between he and Sasuke as young pubescent teens. Yaoi, Angst, major spoilers. Title incorrect on purpose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Power Addiction by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Itachi is not perfect. He has found a flaw in himself, one which Kisame greatly indulges in. There is no power struggle, only sex, manipulation, domination, and gratification. Yaoi, KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Obsession by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Remus is an obsessive person. Sirius tries to tell him. Extremely fluffy RemusXSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Yours Isn't Mine by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru oneshot. It was a romantic dream come true, two hot guys fighting over her. But reality is harsh, Sakura is going to find out soon. Different POVs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Money Hungry by GoesKaboom reviews
Zetsu learns that not everything that looks like food actually IS food. Drabbly crack oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Zetsu, Kakuzu - Complete
Check One: YES NO MAYBE by 4arrows reviews
Sesshomaru is having problems relating to Kagome that he is interested in her. Where better to turn to for advice on dating modern women than Sota and television.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,508 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Getting Lucky by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
Sirius and Remus get lucky, and spend a very special evening reflecting on the events that brought them together. AU in that neither dies. For Bmdohmen. Slash, obviously! But not graphic at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hips Don't Lie by iloveprettysilverhair reviews
Kagome's dancing leads to more than she bargained for! *Rated for sexual suggestiveness.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by fishiesinthesky reviews
Naruto has woken up early today, so he decides to play a small prank on his unsuspecting teammates. But when he flips back Sasuke's sleeping bag cover, he's in for a big surprise... the joke's on him! Sasunaru one-shot story. Warning: Fluff overload!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthday Massacre by Starlight Disaster reviews
Jasper loses control on Bella's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Cursed Demon: Kaibutsu Akebono by Gadalla Rune reviews
Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Darkness. Darkness breeds Evil... and Evil? Evil breeds Power. The Sound of her voice, a Curse of a snake, the Forbidden Kinjutsu of a greedy man. 5 years old, a young Naruto has no idea what he's getting into...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,383 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
One Hell of a Show by ShuichiShindou07 reviews
Sirius and Remus find a fun way to use an empty classroom! Waring: Yaoi, SMUT, SBRL, and Snape torture! Spinoff of "All You Had to Do Was Ask". Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It's THat Time of Month, Again by Bobby Rae reviews
I know it's embarassing, but hilarious. involves, Emmett getting an education in feminine products, high hormones, Ben and Jerry's, mismatched shoes, mysterious manicures and pedicures, and green eggs and ham. I will not eat them Sam I am!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
What is this feeling?:songfic by Twilight's good for the soul reviews
Hi, this is my first fanfic, hope you enjoy it. I picked this song cause it does a pretty good job of describing the feelings between edward and Jacob, the song is from the awesome play Wicked and I had to change some of the words to fit the characters:
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8494 - Favs: 7,752 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Is it Wrong? by MinervaEvenstar reviews
I'm sexy. And brilliant. I understand it all...except this. I love being near him, but however close I am isn't enough. I've never felt this way, though HE is different, so it makes sense I feel different about him. 'James, is it wrong that I want Moony'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Trouble with a Capital T COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
A time travel/parallel world fic which sees Lily, James, Peter, Sirius and Remus at Hogwarts during Harry's third year. How will they cope when they find out what is to come? Read and find out. LEJP maybe, LEOW possibly, RLSB slash definitely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,000 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Undone by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
There are things that even Kisame and Itachi cannot do, nor do they understand everything that goes on between them. It's still mysterious to them and exciting. Yaoi - KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
And Then It All Went To Hell by The Masked Fox reviews
Oneshot KagxSessh. It's Kagome's wedding day, and everything seems perfect... and then it all goes to hell with two little words: "I object."
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Riding Lessons by albe-chan reviews
Sirius' stay at a ranch to learn to ride turns into learning to ride a whole different way after meeting a sexy stable hand. Basically SMUT with a plot. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. AU. RemusSirius. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I think I've gone crazy by Cougarfang15 reviews
Mikes POV. A funny oneshot about when Mike finds out Bella and Edward are getting married and what he tries to do about it. SEQUEL NOW UP! FIND IT ON MY PRO.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Well Known Fact by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB OneShot MWPP Era From the second Peter Pettigrew walked into Hogwarts he began unintentionally messing up Sirius' and Remus' relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mistletoe by remuslives23 reviews
James Potter is a dead man! James' life is hanging in the balance when he locks Sirius and Remus in their bedroom just before Christmas. It'll take more than a kiss to satisfy this mistletoe. S/R Will be slash. I'm a slash virgin so I need reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Spirited Away by MadokaKotone reviews
What happens in a parallel world? Especially a Spirit World? Chapter 7: Unraveling.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Toothpaste Out Of The Tube by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB OneShot MWPP Era Sirius finds out about Remus' feelings for him and asks him out without Remus being aware of it. Spring Break Request!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Truth by Yue Hime reviews
Now the Chuunin Exam is near, I shall reveal myself. Not only for me, but for all my precious people. Yes, Me, Uzumaki Naruto, shall see the daylight again as my real self: a girl...! ξωChap 12 is up, Naru? LAST CHAPTER OF VOTING!ωξ
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,039 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U.
Poor Sport by Sunset Miko reviews
Bullying Sesshoumaru into a game of truth or dare doesn’t end quite how Inuyasha expected.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 125 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Dare To Hope by StarkBlack reviews
NaruSasNaru The Akatsuki are dead, and now Sasuke awaits his punishment for going rogue. Warnings: language, boyxboylove.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not as Planned by NoNoWriter reviews
When it comes to Sasuke, Naruto knows the best. That doesn't mean things will go as planned, because when it comes to Naruto, Sasuke knows even better. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to give Charlie Swan a heart attack by Starlight Disaster reviews
When I'm bored strange things happen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2008
I Love You by Tomo Potter reviews
VERY SHORT ONESHOT. Sirius tells Remus he loves him all the time. Problem is; Remus is kinda IN love with him. Slash, SBRL or RLSB, either way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Embracing Ice by Yabou reviews
[SessKago] She had never known his past and had never really wanted to, but its hard to hate someone when you see the truth. If only the well had allowed her to live in the lies she had built up around him, her enemy...Her Sesshoumaru...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,352 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
The Aftermath of Entertaining Sirius by GryffindorPrincess0894 reviews
So Sirius is bored and annoys Remus into entertaining him, but after a few interruptances things happen to change Sirius and Remus forever. SiriusRemus, a little bit of fluff and humor, all dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Have it Your Way by Geale reviews
So, Legolas finally convinced Aragorn, the stubborn King, to come to Imladris for a short stay, and the need for some intimacy arises... but whose idea was it? Aragorn/Legolas SLASH story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Unordinary Day by flaafo reviews
Hohum. a 1st person Point of View. Both Deidara and Tobi tell their side of a random Akatsuki day. DeiTobi/TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Some Other Benefits of Hiding by Pheonicia reviews
A Meh Ayleidon tribute. Sort of. Rated M for adult themes, horrific slash pairings, the mocking of romance novels, rampant OOCness, bad euphemisms, and being horribly squicky. Flee while you still can.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Just a Normal Day by Hiki-chan reviews
Oneshot; SasuNaru. Naruto had never expected the day when Sakura would come up to him and say, ‘You’d make the perfect bride for Sasuke-kun’, but the day did come, and boy was Naruto in for a shock.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Christmas by Teriah reviews
Narutos usual Christmas consists of him being lonely, what will have this year to change it all? Contains a small amount of NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Boys and Quidditch by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
There were only two things that mattered to Oliver Wood. One was Quidditch and the other was Percy Weasley. Slash! OWPW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
License to Drive by iloveprettysilverhair reviews
**One-shot** Just how far would YOU go to pass? AU
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Bake Off by SekritOMG reviews
The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Of Suns and Rain Storms by sailormulti01 reviews
AU// It was raining hard and he stood in the middle of the street for a questionable reason... "I was waiting for the Sun to come out." "Under this weather?". NaruSasu. Slash. Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brand New Balcony by Silberias reviews
After they see off Prince Turniphead, Howl is left with the task of remaking his castle, but he hits upon a certain stumbling block. What should he give Sophie? Crossposted to Ao3
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
We Ride by Nozomi-sama reviews
Getting his car fixed was his main concern. The hot car mechanic was just a bonus. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight Rescue by CatherineWinner reviews
It’s the very first time Dean saves Sammy, and it’s not from demons or ghosts. It’s from a babysitter. Wee!Winchester
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Painted Bodies, Painted Minds by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry keeps interrupting Draco at work, and Draco is tired of it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oh, Lovely You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
One shot Lemon for Stan and Kyle. : Kyle and Stan fight, Stan goes to apologize...sexy chaos ensues...MUAH HA HA HA
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hakai Maneku No by Frowny Faced Doom reviews
Please smile, accept everything. Even if you yearn for a reason, you’ll only grow empty. A ripped open bond, the forest where we always get lost in. Even if you yearn for freedom, you’ll only grow pained.. DeiTobi drabbles. Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Deidara, Obito U.
Happy Birthday, Remus! by GOLD fish 945 reviews
Remus is turning 19, and Sirius has no idea what the hell to get him! Fluffy, rated T for language. Oneshot RLSB !slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
SecretKeeper by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,288 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Gaara - Complete
So Cold by adAprilShower reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS! After learning that Sasuke ‘killed’ Itachi, Kisame goes to bury his dead partner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Heart of the Game by The Brat Prince reviews
Marcus x Oliver. Marcus makes a bet with Oliver. However when it looks like Wood is going to win, can he follow through? Chapter 4, the finale, is finally here. Will Marcus give up his heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Ginger Snaps by His Spectacles reviews
Ron graces with his thoughts about Harry and Malfoy dating. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
31 Days in May by auberus11 reviews
A month of the Marauders at Hogwarts, one chapter per day. SiriusRemus preslash, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Midnight Revelations by Mersedes reviews
COMPLETE. When nightmares and nightly transformations haunt young Remus Lupin, and he drowns under the deluge of pain, who can help him? Save him? Love him? SBRL Angst, Hurt, Comfort, Romance, and Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ferret in My Shoe by MikoGoddess reviews
Harry finds Malfoy in a petshop and brings him home, wanting to know why he was there, and why he was a ferret again. What ensues is a bit of this, a bit of that, and a dash of slash. HPDM, after 6th year, no DH. Now with more plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,072 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Tell Me 'Cause It Hurts by Dragon's Return reviews
Have you ever wondered if that little 2D smasher had that weird thing we call 'feelings' ?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Zelda/Sheik, Mr. Game and Watch - Complete
Bad Timing by flowersheep reviews
Kisame forgets a very important rule when doing a stake out mission with Itachi: always use the bathroom before you leave. It will help avoid unnecessary complications. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Nightmares by Mazuku reviews
A brief moment of terror leads to something Kisame never expected. ItaKisa, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
With a Side of Alfredo by Redblankets reviews
Itachi, who was not wearing an apron, was hunched over the stove, wondering why the hell the cream and butter for his alfredo sauce were separated, because goddamit, it was supposed to be thickening. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
What We Discover by TaintedMoonlight reviews
There are some things in life you have no control over, and family is one of them. Hating them and despising them is ridiculously easy. Loving them and caring for them is infinetly difficult. Sometimes love is irrational, but sometimes, it's all you need.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,661 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Three Little Ninjas and the Big Bad Weasel by GoesKaboom reviews
Three Little Pigs like you've never seen it before. Three little ninjas go off to make their own way in the world and run into... THE BIG BAD WEASEL! Crack oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Show and Tell by Sunset Miko reviews
Kagome loses something important and just the wrong person finds it.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
A Feast For the Senses by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Seeing, smelling, tasting, hearing, and touching--these are the five senses of the human body that are used for survival. Naruto has other uses for them, and it conveniently involves one Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What's Dearest to a Man's Heart by Melody of the Storm reviews
Sequel to Curse of the Self Insert. After a fourteen-month-long exile, Kate's back and ready for DMC. But this time, she's putting everything she's got into stopping that kiss...Jack x OC x Norrington, rated for language and implied citrus.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,620 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
A Dream of Winter by thisnewsoul reviews
HP/DM Slash One-Shot *fluff* They thought their romance began on a still winter night, but neither of them realized it was already there. "Dream with me Harry. Can't you see what I see?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,409 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sculpting for Dummies by demonrubberducky reviews
chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,977 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Damn Flesh Eating Slugs by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
There's something lurking under Sirius' bed... Who does he run to? ... Remus of course! RemusXSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Until You Finish by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Sirius joins Remus when he stays home from a Hogsmeade visit. He decides to tell him about his feelings, because when he starts something he has to finish it. Besides, there's firewhiskey and no one else around...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dreadful MarySue by Meredith Trainor reviews
Harry Potter, my name is October May Ravenclaw and I'm going to marry you!" Harry: "Well there's a slight problem with that." Sue: "Huh? What is it lovey dovey?" Draco: *possessively* "Grr He's MY lovey dovey, that's what!" Sue: WAHHHH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Talent Show by lovelypurplefairy reviews
What happens when Bella's school puts on a talent show? How do the Cullen's react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
366 Days I Love You by Hiki-chan reviews
Oneshot; SasuNaru. Sasuke was not having a good day, who cares about the leap year? It's just an extra day. But trust Naruto to turn it into something meaningful for him. Just fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Letter by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hiashi opens a letter meant for Hinata. He didn't notice the secret message...but Hinata does. Short oneshot turned into four part series. Who knew it'd get so popular? NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Know by Faramirlover reviews
Draco knows all about Harry Potter. Drarry. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Self Insert by Melody of the Storm reviews
Completed! Kate Cooper is just your average teen...that is, until she gets a medallion that looks strangely like the one in CotBP...In the blink of an eye, Kate is sent into a the world of Pirates, ready to begin the adventure of a lifetime! Jack x OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Valentine's Cookies by flaafo reviews
Watch what you put in the cookie batter! DeiTobi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Dream Analysis by SilkYuzu reviews
Oneshot. DMHP. Having to share and explain the meanings of their dreams for a class, Draco and Harry make a startling discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Occlumency Take 2 by jadewtch reviews
Harry begs Dumbledore for a new Occlumency teacher. What happens when the Headmaster finally gives in? ONESHOT Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pillow Biter by gravihag reviews
Style Slash! Valentines day fic
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Why Ninjas shouldn't have AIM by NamimiNakashima reviews
It started out like a normal day on the computer when suddenly...Sasuke receives an online chat invite on AIM! What insanity will unfold then? One can only imagine..the wonders of ninjas on aim! A random humor fanfic. Rated T for some language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Firsts by Alice laughed reviews
Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Secret Valentine's Project by MissLoonyxXx reviews
Muggle studies professor Caldwell decides to give the sixth years a project for Valentine's day, includes a looot of chocolate, lame poems and Puppy love. SBRL mild JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Only Thing I Share Is Chocolate by kasiastania reviews
Draco Malfoy does not cuddle and most certainly does NOT do Valentine's Day, especially not with Harry Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hungry Like the Wolf by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
The wolf is hungry, and Remus knows what it wants. Slash. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,209 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Frogs and Snakes by Lisea18 reviews
Sequel to Sound and Leaf. Yaoi. NaruSasu. Naruto and Sasuke's relationship has taken a new turn. But what will happen after their first night together? Naruto has to leave for a mission with his genin team… will everything go as planned?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 130,571 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Worst Day of the Year by Love2Love reviews
Valentines Day is every male's most dreaded holiday but it might be the perfect time for Draco to confess his feelings to Harry. The public rejection that follows isn't part of his plan, and regreting it really isn't part of Harry's. Boys these days.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,081 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
SWEET MUSIC by GoldAngel2 reviews
Saya reflects on her past battles at the beach as Haji and the sound of the waves are a balm to her anguished soul... Haji and Saya fluff
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Secret Santa by highonpixistixs reviews
Pein gets an outrageous idea to make the Akatsuki members participate in a foreign tradition called 'Secret Santa'. Chaos ensues as the Akatusuki try their best to get each other the perfect present. Lots of swearing. General sillyness. And HidanXItachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Oracle of Gryffindor COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
James believes he is having visions of the future. But what happens when he sees more than he ever wanted to of Sirius and Remus? RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Tobi's Revenge by GoodBoyTobi reviews
Tobi tried to become a detective like he saw on TV, The Akatsukis just follow his game. But what will happened when Deidara didn't follow Tobi's game? Last chapter is up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
What Is Love? by TentenNTemari reviews
SandSib fic. A deeper look into Gaara's childhood with his sister, brother and uncle. They all tried their best to love Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Temari, Gaara
Sand Castle Contest by Qupoxon reviews
Short oneshot... The Sand Siblings enter a sand castle building contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Happiest Place On Earth by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens continue their road trip after they leave the mall. They need a place to stay, at least for a little while. They come to a place and wreak their vampire havoc! Bella still isn't a vamp. Sequel to Anything is Possible at the Mall. FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,499 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Triforce Seal by Mewtata reviews
After Link, Midna, and Zelda defeated Ganondorf and Zant, they went their seperate ways. But Ganondorf is alive, and a new evil arises. The only way to defeat it is to use all three triforce.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36,908 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Broom by Kibz reviews
Yes, it's another one of those dialogue fics in which Harry and Draco get stuck in a closet. The idea was just too cute to resist. Slash, of course, although it's pretty mild.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Lesson in Respect by Diamond Mask reviews
Gaara and Kankuro have always made it clear that Temari is theirs and only theirs. Unfortunately for them, Hidan was never a man to take it lying down. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Uchiha Itachi's Nightmare by ThirteenoftheRedDawn reviews
The idea came from a quiz in the latest Shonen Jump magazine asking what was the price one paid to obtain the Mangekyo Sharingan. One of the answers was too good to pass up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Second Place by MoriMori reviews
Yamanaka Ino always lost. And underneath her loud personality, she was dying inside. Ino is tired of second place. NaruIno ::Just read it. You know you want to.:: oneshot, may be expanded.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Modern Terminology by Amadoni reviews
It is never a good thing for a modern girl to be bored. Sesshomaru/Kagome One-shot. Written for the ebony silks' theme challenge, modern.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Roses by Songstone reviews
He remembered that I was allergic to daisies... KisaIta drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Chatting by the Fireplace by Asian Angel07 reviews
What happens and what things are discussed when Rosalie and Jasper are left to themselves. They are quite a set of twins! A response to the challenge for nadia the demented one. F
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Crazy Cullen Moments by ToBiteOrNotToBite reviews
Funny one shots about the Cullen's including Bella's zany everyday life. Cherries, Coffee, drugs anonymous, and poodles? better than summary. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
If Itachi were Gay by False Apology reviews
Deidara begins complaining to Tobi about how bored he is so Tobi decides to tell a story to Deidara about 'If Itachi were Gay' Rated K for a bad word
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Scarier than a Family of Vampires by Shelby Rae reviews
What happens when Bella is faced with a life threating disease? Read and Review! BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,006 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
One Green Bauble by rospberry reviews
Draco is decorating the Christmas tree, and Harry, to his consternation, is trying to help. HarryDraco SLASH A one-shot with several extra bits added later by request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Fire Emblem Betrayal by Ithillium reviews
Read the title. How will Marth be able to beat Roy. T for future chapters. Violence and Swearing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
The Many Adventures of Carlisle's Desk by Zaiaku Dyuu reviews
Carlisle's desk gets destroyed, again, and again, and again. Please review! First shot at a TWILIGHT fanfiction. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! 'T' for minor language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
Will you? by Ms. Topaz reviews
Jasper is missing, and a dejected and distraught Alice is left alone at home, with nobody for comfort except for Esme. Reviews, please! Flame me if you wish.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nine Tales Of Naruto by Cookie-chi reviews
Two minds, two people that will never belong. Watch as their lives unfold, through love and hate. Watch nine memorable moments Naruto spent with the demon locked inside of him. NaruKyuu Fem KyuubiNaruto Nineshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Reasons to Be Uke by Hanbun no Tsuki reviews
One-Shot “You know Sasuke, if we were in a relationship, I bet you’d be the uke.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A moment of reflection by Cip reviews
A brief glimpse of Itachi's softer side in a break between missions. OOC, obviously, but not excessivly so.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Stupid by AngelOfGeeks reviews
The Champion of Cyrodiil's rant about it all.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Wouldn't Edward Make A Damn Good Dracula? by aspenandeleen150 reviews
Alice has a vision of Tyler revealing the Cullens’ secret and the only way to make sure that doesn’t happen is to keep a close eye on the School’s production of Dracula. But as their secret hangs by a thread, will the Cullens' involvement help or hinder?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
What Have You Learned? by Kunashur reviews
Deidara answers a question from his teacher. Oneshot. AU Slight DeiTobi Rated T for swears.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Deidara, Obito U.
Succumb to The Surrender by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Itachi thinks that he is in control, but really, all Kisame has to do is smile and the victory is his. Yaoi, KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
An Odd Habit by Soul of The Wind reviews
It was an odd habit they had gotten into since their first day at Hogwarts. PercyxOliver
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Spirited Away and back by Tigerman reviews
A new home, a new school. It's true it can be scary. This is the story of Chihiro after she got back from the Spirit World. This is a Christmas gift of two years ago for my Gf, , that I still love.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Sweeter than Chocolate by WhitePhoenixRyoko reviews
Kisame likes chocolate. Not that Itachi's ever cared or thought much about it. That is, until that fateful night when the eldest Uchiha brother finally snaps. Oneshot crackfic. Contains major OOC and yaoi of the ItaKisa sort featuring UKE!Kisame.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Paperboy by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Skill Crane by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Opinions by lovelypurplefairy reviews
How do Bella's and The Vampire's opinions differ? Funny,hopefully! Read and Review!Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Naruto's Traveling Band by MikeisDaUnholyKing reviews
Naruto & Company one week after the retrieval mission to get Sasuke. Naruto is badly injured and no one is sure if he will pull through or not. Pairings: NaruTayu SasuMus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,868 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Naruto U.
The Ultimate Crime Of Passion by SavannahCullen reviews
Jacob Lovers Be Warned! Well, Bella is a little bit different, and so is her reaction to Jacobs kiss. You can guess from the title, if you're an obsessed fan. Eclipse SPOILERS, very minor. BELLA IS OOC EXTREMELY. I OWN NOTHING!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
False Love by Klutzzy55 reviews
FROM THE AUTHOR OF INTERUPTING BELLA AND WAKING EYES:Jacob lost Bella, we all know. But now who will he fall in love with? VERY good story! Pictures of new characters on my profile! FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,595 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
What's pocky got to do with training? by Kimyo ryu reviews
Sasuke trick's Naruto into kissing him. But no one believe's Naruto when he say's it was only training. NaruSasu Rated to be safe Mild lanuage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or Dare: Cullen Style! by xedwardxloverx reviews
What happens when Alice gets the whole gang involved in a game of Truth or Dare? You'll be surprised where it ends up...Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,696 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Back Infatuation by Noche-Locura reviews
Naruto made an interesting discovery while visiting the onsen with Sasuke. Sasuke has the nicest back he had ever seen. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Song of Modern Love by MissingEden reviews
As far as Harry Potter is concerned, Draco Malfoy is and always has been nothing but trouble. And if he's being nice, he's up to something...isn't he? Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,440 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sirius's Problem by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One Shot. Sirius has a very large problem but he doesn't have the time to do anything about it ... how will his day go with this problem in his way? Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ten Tries to Get It Right by kasiastania reviews
Step 1: Denial... HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Candy Canes are Aphrodisiacs? by wanderlustlights reviews
Well if you're Draco Malfoy they are... DMHP bottom!Draco/top!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Is What You Get For Saying That Word by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Well, how was he supposed to know that calling Granger what she was would make Harry that angry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Marauder's Christmas! by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Remus and Sirius pull pranks... Prongs gets drunk ... Tree's start singing... What more could you want? Slight RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Madness by Reddragon13x reviews
She must have been mad to enjoy it. She must have been mad to even care about him. But atleast she was in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
A Cullen Christmas Carol by Vampire Crayons reviews
So far a oneshot, the Cullens on christmas eve. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Chamber by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
AU. Sequel to HPSA. When Harry goes back to Hogwarts, he has to deal with: feelings developing for his best friend, the Weasley girl having a crush on him, and Voldemort trying to rise again. On Hiatus. Details in bio.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Hero’s betrayal by Kurai no Tsuki reviews
His heart broken, Naruto accepts Orochimaru's offer at a better life within the Sound village. Naruto will encounter new friends and new challenges alongside the snake sannin. Eventual NaruTayu. Evil Naruto fic. Rating changed due to violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,359 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Frost Me by madame nonchalant reviews
When Deidara is getting used to new arms and life without Sasori, Tobi decides to use some holiday called Christmas to cheer him up. But of course, Deidara's been a bad boy this year...can Tobi still make his Christmas worthwhile?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
War Zone by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jabberwocky: Uchiha Remix by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Bet of a Lifetime by Alley-Oop reviews
Naruto and Sasuke end up on the most awkward topic they've yet to encounter, and somehow, a bet is made out of it. Warning: Yaoi! Pairings: NaruSasu & maybe some others.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Christmas Surprise by Tomo Potter reviews
Dumbledore's put some mistletoe in the Great Hall. Chaos ensues. HPDM HGRW minor FWGW, NLLL, SBJFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faith and Fate by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Things can change so quickly... and turn everything on its head. JxE, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Care by Serenity Cosmos Riddle reviews
HPDM : after the war, harry went on with his life, living alone and contently until one day a familiar face shows up on his doorstep. short story, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Babble Drabbles by boots-7 reviews
Kagome stumbles across Sesshomaru in her time at a coffee shop, twelve days before Christmas. Let the hilarity begin! S x K Twelve X Mas Drabbles
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Love Is Indispensable by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Draco Malfoy didn’t know anything about love, Harry concluded. The reason as to why he was giving him a chance was beyond his own understanding, but now it seems that Draco is the one teaching Harry how to love. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,692 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Claiming of a One Harry Potter by wanderlustlights reviews
Harry gets a hickey on his neck, and Ron isn't as imperceptive as he seems. DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Birth by CatsOnMars reviews
Moments in the strange life of Alice Cullen, from the beginning of what she can remember. Gen & Jasper/Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Puddlemere United Sock by BadLittleGirl reviews
Have you ever wondered, how the Puddlemere United sock ended up in the Burrow? As a matter of fact, only Percy and Oliver know. [PO, oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lust's Desires by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Kisame thinks that Itachi will only ever be beautiful when he's crying. A smile, nonetheless, turns him on just as much. [Kisame x Itachi Yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hairy Snout, Human Heart by Wuff reviews
When Remus is sixteen, he is finally allowed to go to Hogwarts. But life is not as easy as that if you don't know how to behave around other teenagers and, worse, if you are bullied by a gang led by the infamous Sirius Black. Slash: SiriusxRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,544 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Anything but Mine by lovemekillmekissme reviews
written by a friend When Sango leaves for the summer Kagomes all alone, but will that change when a new boy shows up in town?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
All Caught Up In The Storm by jewel-shards reviews
Itachi is afraid of thunder. Good thing his partner is there to help. OOCness and fluff Cute oneshot. Reviews as always are more than welcome. Rated: T for mild cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Link's Answering Machine by Flare Dragoness Reshiram reviews
Hi, you've reached Link. I'm not home right now, so leave your name, number and a brief message please... beep Insanity bound to ensue. Rated for language and sexual comments.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Love, Lust, Pain, Brothers? by BlackGardenia reviews
Kagome's had enough of Inuyasha sneaking off to see Kikyo and finds her heart broken in his hands. Can another Inudemon show her that not all loyalities lie with the dead? Hunh? Sesshomaru? Sexy? Oh boy! Warning: Citrus. Revised. Yay, no more 'Kagomes!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Bizarre Incident That Must Never by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Everyone has different opinions on what happened when Harry started dating Draco. If you put them all together, they might even make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hatsukoi by Agni reviews
He had fulfilled his ambition. His clan is finally avenged. Now it is time to return home and claim his hatsukoi. SasuNaru, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 526 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Right Way To Do It by Crystal Haze reviews
Tonks kisses Remus under the mistletoe. Sirius shows her how it's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Phone Calls From Nobody by brumalbreeze reviews
They started when he was fifteen. Phone calls from nobody. He just wanted to hear the voice of this nobody and to know who it is. But what is the price to this simple want? [NaruSaku, Hinted SasuNaru, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
It Won't Happen Again by Faramirlover reviews
Harry keeps doing it again and again and again and Draco is sick of it. Drarry. DMxHP. Rated for a little language. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Better Than Muggle Telly by mandapaaanduh reviews
James got a camcorder for Christmas from his mum and da. Remus and Sirius were left alone for the Christmas hols. James claims that these two are much more entertaining than any muggle telly he's ever seen. SBRL James-POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Baseball Game Unlike Any Other by SavannahCullen reviews
Okay, I dont think that it's the best I've done but it's pretty good. Basically Edward is playing human baseball and hits the ball a little too hard for humans. What will they do? I OWN NOTHING!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Gay and Dead in King's Cross by Persepolis130 reviews
Harry and Dumbledore discuss gayness in Kings Cross, aka: The Gaying of DH Chapter 35. Implied grindeldore, harrydraco. Done with much love for the LJ comingout crack challenge prompt 34. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
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