Buona sera. I'm XxBBsxBabeXX and I'll be your escort this evening.

I recently became a member of Deviantart and I notice a lot of people are inspired by fanfictions. If anyone is somehow inspired by one of my fics and you'd like to know if you have my permission to use one for your art then the answer is yes, everyone has my permission. Just let me know so I can take a peek at it kay? pretty please? ;) thanks you're a doll. (PS, I can't draw for my life so nobody ask me to get inspired any time soon kay? xD my inspiration is in writing and if you'd like me to do a fic based on one of your drawings or photos just let me know and send me a link of said picture)

Check out my crossover for BloodRayne and Lord of the Flies, it's uncommon I know, but that's what's unique about it :) just another one of my many experiments haha let me know what you think about it please? pretty please? I only have two reviews for it :(

Kay I just wanna get this straight, BB stands for Beyond Birthday from the L.A. BB murder cases, not BB as in Beanie Babies, Bugs Bunny, Beast Boy, or anything okay?

My favorite band is Porcelain and the Tramps, but I also like Skillet, Within Temptation, Papa Roach, Bullet For My Valentine, Five Finger Death Punch, Metallica, Lady Gaga, The Birthday Massacre, Krypteria, The Rasmus, Flyleaf, P!nk, Twiztid, Linkin Park, Andrea Bocelli, Biagio Antonacci, Jovanotti, Lucio Battisti, Maroon 5, MCR, Nickelback, Ozzy Osborne, PATD, Paramore, T.A.T.U, Three Days Grace, The Used, Rob Zombie, Evanescence, Seether, and Trapt. The list is honestly endless.

Rem can go die for killing L...oh wait...she did.

But I love Ryuk for killing Light. He is rather, exceedingly awesome for that.

Here are most of my fav couples :

BB/ Kagome Crossover w/ DN & IN

L/Kagome Crossover w/ DN & IN

Sebastian/Ciel (Sort of) Black Butler/ Kuroshitsuji

Zim/ Gaz Invader ZIM

Howl/Sophie Howl's Moving Castle

Hannibal/Clarice Hannibal Series

Jasper/Alice Twilight

Sesshomaru/Kagome InuYasha

L/Misa Death Note

Lelouch/Shirley Code Geass:Lelouch of the Rebellion

Suzaku/CC Code Geass:Lelouch of the Rebellion

Leo/Piper Charmed

Cole/Piper Charmed

Cole/Phoebe Charmed

Zuko/ Katara Avatar:The Last Airbender

Aang/Katara Avatar:The Last Airbender...Only cause I feel bad

Johnny/Roxy Ghost Rider

Freddy/Nancy A Nightmare on Elm Street

Jack Skellington/Sally The Nightmare Before Christmas

Alek/Chloe The Nine Lives of Chloe King

Ricky/Amy Secret Life of the American Teenager

And I'm pretty sure there are others but I'll get them later.

Oh and my fav vantrilequist is Jeff Dunham. Or as Peanut would put it, Jeff-fuh-fuh Dun-HAM... dot com.

And here's something that almost made me cry.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would tell the person, "Thanks for the compliment", copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

If you just read this and realized it says nothing copy and paste this to your profile

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