Sirius Black desperately had to refrain himself from bursting into the bathroom, where a certain delicious werewolf had just had a shower, as he would normally have done. Instead, he resorted to knocking on the door, and asked:

"Moony, are you decent?"

"Padfoot, you know I've been anything but decent since you started sha – "

" – Moony, Prongs is here with me – "

" – rring your advice on how to get women down and dirty so easily."

I came up with this just now, and thought I'd publish it for the hell of it ;)

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