MerlinandMorganaare now friends.
ArthurandGwenlike this
Morgana Merlin"Why didn't you add me before?"
Merlin -I don't know.
Morgana- I'm holding this against you.
Arthur- Watch out, she might try to kill you.
-Morganalike this.
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Arthur Merlin "I found a spot on my armor. I need you to come polish it immediately."
Merlin - I'll be right over.
Morgana - We all know what you mean by "polishing armor." There's no use hiding it.
-GwenandGaiuslike this.
Arthur - I don't know what you're talking about.
Merlin - Arthur can't be seen in dirty armor.
Morgana - *sigh* If you're going to be so stubborn about it…
Uther - lol.
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Gwen Merlin "So how are things going with Arthur? You two seemed pretty happy today."
-Morgana,Gaius, and 11 Others like this.
Merlin - What are you talking about?
Gwen - Just come out with it already.
Merlin - Come out with what?
Gwen - …
-Morganalikes this.
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Merlinhas changed his relationship to "It's Complicated."
Arthur, Gwen and 36 Others like this.
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Merlin Arthur "So when can I change my you know what to you know what."
Arthur - Can you be any more vague, Merlin?
Morgana - He wants to know when he can change his relationship status from "It's Complicated" to "In a Relationship with Arthur."
-Gwenand 54 Others like this.
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Uther Pendragon"Walked in on my son standing very close to his manservant. lol."
Morganaand 343 Others like this.
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Merlin is now friends with Morgause.
Morganalikes this.
Arthur - Are you adding every witch that comes along now?
Morgause - Don't be jealous, he's not interested in me romantically.
-MorganaandGwenlike this.
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Arthurhas changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated."
Morgana- Synchronized boyfriends.
-Gwen,Gaiusand 67 Others like this.
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Arthur Pendragon "There is nothing going on between me and Merlin."
Gwen - Merlin and I*
Merlin - …
-Morganalikes this.
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Morgana Arthur "I don't think Merlin can take secrecy much longer."
Arthur - We aren't keeping anything a secret.
Morgana - It's okay, I know. I read his blog.
Arthur - His what?
Morgana - Oh, Merlin has a Tumblr now. He didn't tell you?
Merlin - …I think we need to talk…
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Arthur Merlin"You're an idiot, you know that?"
Arthur -But at least you're my idiot.
Morgana- Touching, it really is. You really know how to sweet talk don't you?
Arthur - I hate you.
-Morganalikes this.
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Arthuris in a relationship withMerlin.
Morgana,Gwen, and 67 Others like this.
Uther- lolwut.
MerlinandGwaineare now friends.
MerlinandLeonare now friends.
Merlinis now friends withNimueh.
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Gwaine Merlin"You should've added me sooner. Now I can tag all these pictures I have with you."
Merlinlikes this.
Arthur -Wat?
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Gwaine Merlin"Are you still coming round for dinner tonight?"
Merlin - Definitely! Arthur hasn't made any plans with me so I'm free tonight.
Arthur- …WAT?
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Morgana,MorgauseandNimuehlike this photo ofGwaineandMerlin.
Merlin- A trio of witches can never be a good sign.
Morgana- Or can it?
Morgause- We didn't even have to cast a spell.
Morgana- We really should have thought of this sooner.
Arthur- MERLIN. WAT.
-MorganaandMorgauselike this.
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Merlin Emryssaid "Arthur is upset with me."
Gwen -DISLIKE!
Gwaine- Want to come round for some cheering up?
Arthur- No. He's staying with me tonight.
-MerlinandGwenlike this.
Gwaine- Dislike.
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Uther Pendragonhas listed Merlin Emrysas his son.
Arthur,Gwenand 239 Others like this.
Merlin- Does this mean I don't have to be a servant anymore?
Arthur- I thought you liked playing servant!
-Morgana,Morgauseand 96 Others like this.
Arthur- BEING MY**
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Gwaine17:34:07: "Have you been avoiding me?"
Merlinis unavailable to chat.
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Gwaine Arthur"Do you know why Merlin isn't talking to me?"
Arthurlikes this.
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Morgana Arthur"So should we overthrow your kingdom or should we let your jealousy over Merlin do it for us?"
Morgauselikes this.
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Uther Pendragonsaid "I didn't need to see what I just saw. :,(((((("
Arthur- I'd say I was sorry, but that's what you get for not knocking.
Arthur- It felt too good to be sorry about.
Arthur- Merlin is good at what he does.
-Gwenlikes this.
Merlin -ARTHUR!
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Morgana Gwaine"Are you coming to dinner tonight? I'm having Merlin over."
Gwaine -I'll be there.
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Gwaine Merlin"Why weren't you at Morgana's for dinner?"
Arthur- Did you forget the fact that she's a witch?
-Morganalikes this.
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Merlin Gwaine"Will you stop sending me relationship requests? I'm spoken for."
Arthur- WAT?
Morgana- Fuck.
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Arthuris now Engaged toMerlin.
Gwen,Gaiusand 107 Others like this.
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Gwen Merlin"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HE PROPOSED?"
Merlin- Because he didn't. It's only Facebook official.
Gwen- That counts for EVERYTHING.
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Hunith Merlin"I TOLD YOU HE CARED FOR YOU. YOUR MOTHER KNOWS BEST."
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Kilgharrah Merlin"Destiny."
Arthur- Destiny and Chicken!
Kilgharrah - No. Just…no.
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Gwaine Arthur"I hate you."
Arthurlikes this.
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Merlin Emryssaid "Okay, guys, Arthur and I aren't getting married! It's just on Facebook!"
Arthur -We're not?
Merlin- Well…I mean…
Merlin- Not right now…
Merlin- Right?
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Gwen Arthur"HURRY YOUR ASS UP AND PROPOSE!"
Hunith- GET YOUR ASS DOWN ON ONE FUCKING KNEE.
Gwen -TAKE OUT A FUCKING RING
Hunith- AND PROPOSE.
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Merlin Emryssaid "So…um…I'm hyperventilating right now."
Arthurlikes this.
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Merlin Emryssaid "HE PROPOSED."
Gwen,Hunithand 576 Others like this.
Uther- Too bad it's illegal.
Uther- TROLOLOLOLOL.
Arthurhas changed his relationship status to single.
Merlinhas changed his relationship status to Widow.
-Utherlikes this.
Gwen- Um…what?
Kilgharrah -You have failed me, Merlin.
-Arthurlikes this.
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Hunith Merlin"ARTHUR IS DEAD? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HAD YOUR WEDDING YET. I'LL NEVER BE ROYALTY NOW."
-Arthurlikes this.
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Merlin Arthur"I miss you so much. Why'd you have to die? "
Arthur- I miss you, too. It's lonely being cremated. Cuddle with my ashes.
Merlin- Okay, that's just weird. I'll be in your chambers in ten.
Arthur- I'll be underwater.
-Merlinlikes this.
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Uther Pendragonsaid "lulz, I'm tr0lling Tumblr. LYFFIZGUD."
Arthur -Sometimes I pretend that you're not my father. It helps me sleep at night.
Uther -loltxtit~~
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Kilgharrah Arthur"My slash senses are tingling."
Morganalikes this.
Merlin- I don't know how you always know when Arthur and I…well…you know.
Morgana -There's nothing mystical about it. The whole kingdom can hear you, Merlin.
-Arthurlikes this.
Merlin- I'm not that loud!
Arthur- Merlin is definitely a screamer.
Merlin- ARTHUR!
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Uther Pendragonsaid "4:20 BITCHEZZZ"
Arthur- Do you even know what you're saying anymore?"
Uther- lulzz
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Uther Pendragonsaid "I hereby decree that my son and his boyfriend can legally marry within the realm of Camelot…lulz."
Hunith,Gwenand 773 Others like this.
Uther - I didn't post this.
-Morganalikes this.
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Uther Arthur"Did you hackzz my account?"
Arthur- Nope.
Uther- Then there's only one explanation for this.
Arthur- Please don't say it.
Uther- SORCERY.
Arthur -How do you have friends.
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Kilgharrah The Greatsaid "I wish Merlin would quiet down. Since we're connected I can hear everything he says or thinks."
Merlin- …sorry…
Arthur- What can I say? I'm good at what I do.
Kilgharrah- Modesty is a virtue.
Arthur - Says a dragon who calls himself "The Great."
Kilgharrah -But I -am- The Great Dragon.
Arthur -You're also the -ONLY- dragon. There's no one to verify what you say. Merlin nightly verifies what I say.
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Uther Pendragonsaid "I can't figure out how to delete the earlier post so I have no choice, but to let my son get married to a…"
Uther -SORCERER.
-Arthurlikes this.
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Gwaine Merlin"You have broken my heart."
Merlin- You'll recover.
Gwaine -I will surely die.
Arthur- At least you'll stop hanging out below my window so that you can hear Merlin better.
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Merlin Morgana"I need your help. Get rid of Gwaine."
Arthurlikes this.
Morgana -Why can't you do it yourself? You have more magic than me.
Merlin- I'm not evil.
Morgana- Valid observation. I'll see what I can do.
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Gwaine Merlin"I think you should know that Morgana has turned me into a woodcutter made of tin."
Gwaine- I don't have a heart and I rust in the rain.
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Morgana Pendragonsaid "A house fell on Morgause. Working on a resurrection spell now. Some girl ran off with her boots though."
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Uther Pendragonsaid "A girl and a dog asked for a heart for her friend made of metal. I killed them for…"
Uther -SORCERY.
Arthur- You killed Gwaine.
Uther- lulzzz!1!11!1
MerlinandArthurare now married.
Gwen likes this.
Arthur- I honestly thought more people would like this.
Uther -What's to like? You're married to a
Uther- SORCERER.
Arthur -I'm not talking to you.
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Uther Pendragonsaid "I am tired of these shenanigans."
Merlin- What shenanigans?
Uther- …
Arthur- He's not talking to you because you're a
Arthur -"SORCERER"
Uther- SORCERY!
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Kilgharrah The Greatsaid "I'm going deaf from Merlin's screams."
Merlin- At least they're screams of pleasure instead of pain.
-Arthurlikes this.