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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and Dance Dance Revolution. Welcome to my profile. My old fics are not that good, keep that in mind when furiously tapping out your angry reviews! I am now back to writing fanfiction after a pretty long hiatus. Now some personal info if you're curious or whatever: Name: -censored- Age: -censored- Gender: Male Location: USA |
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Reparations reviews
Hermione and Draco are chosen as head Girl and Boy. Need I say more? Hermione/Draco Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter is an Astronaut reviews
Just as the title says. Harry Potter is an astronaut working for NASA. One-shot, AU, Non-magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Spin the Bottle reviews
Fred and George organize an innocent game of Spin the Bottle. Pairings: Draco/Harry, Everybody/Everybody Else. Slash. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Quasisequelish 7th year at Hogwart reviews
This is my first chaptered fic ever. The story picks up after Harry gets home from his 6th year at hogwarts. It's meant to be funny, but I appreciate honesty when you review. Now rated T for some swearing and mild sexual themes, and lots of Emo cutting
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Harry P.
Lets Play Some Scrabble reviews
Ginny and Harry play Scrabble. I know, horrible concept. And I can't write romance very well. It's also sort of a parody on some Scrabble stories I've read, although there aren't many. Rated K for a bit of sensual behavior. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
AAA: Hartmut's story reviews
The author of Brad Plays DDR is at it again! This one's about a kid named Hartmut who is very good at DDR. He attends a tournament, where some things happen to him. Rated K for a small amount of swearing.
Dance Dance Revolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2005
A Pathetically Unfunny Harry Potter story reviews
This is my first fanfic in a while, and it's supposed to be funny although it's not. I know it's listed under Romance, but it's not really. Rated M for mature pseudo-sexual themes and excessive swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dobby Finds Love reviews
My first stab at writing romance. Dobby finds a mate! Rated M for brief mentions of sex, as well as excessive swearing. Reviewers: don't make fun of me for sucking so much at romance. I'm a boy, for chrissake's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Pansy P.
Brad plays DDR reviews
As the name states, a kid named Brad plays DDR. There is a deep, meaningful moral to this story that you cannot afford to miss. Flames are NOT appreciated. Do not read if you can't take a joke.
Dance Dance Revolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2/12/2005
Harry Potter and the Adjective Noun reviews
Harry does a bunch of stuff, and he figures out who God really is! Don't flame me too much for my bad writing; I'm fragile. Rated PG-13 for violence and crude humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter anduh reviews
This is my first fanfic in over 3 months! Harry Potter does some random stuff. Rated PG-13 for references to drugs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Harry P.
Hermione's clothes reviews
Rated PG for a little bad language. This story is a parody on clothes-obsessed girls who write endless paragraphs about what Hermione is wearing. Not too funny, but stupid and might provide a smile or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter Gets Hit by a BUS! reviews
This story was deleted previously for too much swearing or something. Now it's rated R and hopefully won't get deleted again.
You can guess what happens to Harry in this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter's Happy Hogwarts Adventures! reviews
Rated PG-13 for quite a bit of swearing. Harry Potter's 6th year at Hogwarts! Warning: Contains character death, character death, and more character death! If you think it should be rated R, tell me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter Goes Totally NUTS! reviews
Rated PG-13 for swearing, and other crud. Harry Potter's uber-exciting 6th year at Hogwarts! Not very humorous, just stupid. As is my custom, I included some nice CHARACTER DEATH! W00T!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter Meets his Untimely Demise reviews
Rated PG-13 for swearing. Contains not-very-funny humor, plus some nice CHARACTER DEATH! YEAH! Please don't flame me too much, you might hurt my feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
