Reviews for 20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work
tchdhrui chapter 1 . 6/30
hilarious
Guest chapter 1 . 10/4/2019
Heehee. They're funny.
Shamelessnweird chapter 1 . 11/29/2018
I love it
TheSister95 chapter 1 . 6/8/2018
This was really sweet!
hauntedpumpkin56 chapter 1 . 1/16/2018
This was adorable! Loved it!
Em Mayne chapter 1 . 1/7/2017
I laughed my head of! This is so cute!
tigergirl-moonstar chapter 1 . 4/23/2016
Very funny
steelgray chapter 1 . 1/7/2015
Loved it; it's really cute!
Codename Jellybean chapter 1 . 7/28/2014
Cute :3 I suppose. Ish. Liked '50 Things' better.
But certainly above average. :D
aMouthySlytherin chapter 1 . 6/20/2014
Oh my god! This was one of the funniest HP tics i've ever read and i've read a lot! My favorite lines were "Oh are you gonna go and jump off the Astronomy tower,then?"/"Moony your body is like a temple" "Sorry, no services today"/"I,m feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?"/"Can I test your zipper for you?" "You don't have to. I already asked James to" "WHAT?"/"Wanna make some magic?"/"If the home is where the heart is, then my home is in you" "Sorry babe, you've just been evicted" XD the "lets make some magic" line had me laughing like a loon!
V. L. Crawford chapter 1 . 10/11/2013
Poor Sirius was treated mean by Remus. I think we should go werewolf hunting.
Anne Lov chapter 1 . 8/19/2013
"Wanna make some magic?"
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i can't breath kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk "I'll let you in on a little secret; I know something with the exact same measurements... if you catch my drift." kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk OMG "...Is that a no?" I never laughed so hard reading a fanfic. Fact. And I loved it kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
FandomNut chapter 1 . 7/25/2013
I laughed so hard I cried! That was insanely funny. My favorites were:
"I'll make you the happiest werewolf alive, I promise."
"...Oh, are you gonna go and jump off of the Astronomy tower, then?"
"Cruel, Moony, cruel."

"Hey, Rem."
"No."
"Hmphf. I was gonna say, that you're wearing nice jeans today."
"...Thank you..."
"Can I test the zipper for you?"
"You don't have to. I already asked James to."
"WHAT?"

"Remus, have sex with me."
"Was that an order, Sirius Black?"
"If I say it was, will you have sex with me?"
"No... but I will punch you."

I really loved all of then and picking favorites were super hard. The last one was hilarious too, but I don't know if that counts as a pick-up line or begging. XD
I have to ask, where did you get those lines?
slimandalittlebitfoxy chapter 1 . 6/22/2013
"'I've only got three days to li-'
'No, Padfoot.;
'But, but, three days!'
'I'll make it two days if you don't shut it.' Smiles innocently."
OH MY GOD THE SASS. I have tears in my eyes that was perfect. XD
sonnenblumeues chapter 1 . 3/17/2013
So funny.
"Hey, can I sleep with you tonight? I lost my teddy bear... And I'm sad... See?" Points at face.

"Go buy a new one. Or use James."

"I've only got three days to li-"

"No, Padfoot."

"But, but, three days!"

"I'll make it two days if you don't shut it." Smiles innocently.

"Hey, Rem."

"No."

"Hmphf. I was gonna say, that you're wearing nice jeans today."

"...Thank you..."

"Can I test the zipper for you?"

"You don't have to. I already asked James to."

"WHAT?"
Hilarious xD
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