Yowie Wowie this is brilliant

Omg that was wow really that song about a pickle oh lord I could not stop laughing

that was awsome

good lord you make me laugh. I so would've put the rights on ebay

í íJacob and I had exactly the same reaction to 'Just a gherkin and I'. The wtf moment was hilariously similar.

I know it's cliché but I really wanted Jacob to say "And you sir are no lady."

So far this is pure crack... But I'm hooked. Sometimes we need a little crack in our lives (and I realized how that sounded AFTER I wrote it). I myself have a like/loathe relationship with this series, it's so utterly ridiculous and stupid but I've seen/read the entire series, I find for some unfathomable reason I can't fully hate it but I hate the characters especially Bella. So I can find the humor in fics like these, good job!

wtf is up with the weird song

Wow... The child name.

Good thing Edward hadn't fainted or had contractions right then and there out of pure shock .

Esme the true master of the house. Lol Jasper's position for the wedding.

I wonder who is the true queen of the house . Jasper the Lestat drag queen , Edward with his drama queen antics, Rosalie with her beauty and queen Cordelianess and Esme with her place as matriarch.

Oh jasper .

Lol Bella it's amazing she hadn't gotten killed yet.

Oh so he was bi to begin with .

Lol the brothers. Ahaha Edward's issues and fears of the time period.

Good thing Charlie hadn't chosen today to visit instead.