Favorite Manga NI NO MAESHII NO TSUKAIKATA Shinryaku! Ika Musume Devil Survivor Horimiya Mahouka Koukou No Rettousei Katsuko Working Kurogane (KEZAWA Haruto) Ozu no Kakashi Tsukai Honoka Level Up! Working A Channel To Aru Majutsu no Index To Aru Kagaku no Railgun M.A.X Shinigami Trilogy Replica Yandere Kanojo The Ravages of Time Mission! School Aria the Scarlet Ammo Hajimete no Aku Taboo-Tattoo Bloody Monday En Passant Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Kandachime Manabiya Zettai Karen Children Mahou Sensei Negima 1/2 Prince Medaka Box Gintama Ga-Rei Until Death Do Us Part Nagasarete Airantou Wld Life Vinland Saga RosarioVampire Omamori Himari Tora Dora D-Live Yankee-kun to Megane-chan Psyren Hayate the Combat Butler Double Arts Random Quote (by other people) I played this song while I'm studying and it made me imagine that I was a historian, tasked with the job of uncovering the truth from an ancient encoded book telling the story of a fantastical and great empire that had mysteriously collapsed and disappeared overnight... only to have this magical book suck me into its world as I experienced the painful turmoil of its past first hand... which is weird because I'm actually studying Chemistry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9NpkFmiyCk) "The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there." Non est salvatori salvator, neque defensori dominus, nec pater nec mater, nihil supernum. Translation: No rescuer hath the rescuer, No Lord hath the champion, no mother and no father, only nothingness above. Ah, has a creature ever perfected the art of denial as finely as a human? It's hard to hear arguments against stricter governmental control over the sound of a mob of 'people' setting other people's houses on fire "Tell me whom you love, and I will tell you who you are." Houssaye Falsehood is never so successful as when she baits her hook If I have been able to see further than others, When man is born, he is tender and weak. The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind. To be doing good deeds is man's most glorious task. Sophocles (B.C. 495-406) We are no longer happy as soon as we wish to be happier. Landor "Time is too slow for those who wait, "The saddest words of tongue or pen are the words It might have been." "If they give you lined paper, write the other way" "We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers. "It's about walls, it's about the walls we build up to protect ourselves, "I knew that looking back on the times I've cried, I would laugh, "Don't go where the path may lead; go where there is no path and leave a trail." "A child does not have to be taught how to be happy or the ways of love. It is fear, hatred, & prejudice that have to be taught. And from the condition of the world we can see that unfortunately there are some very good teachers," Javan "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." George Bernard Shaw "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing." Helen Keller "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." T. S. Eliot "Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken." Orson Rega Card "Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step"Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not."George Bernard Shaw "Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed." Storm Jameson "How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." George Washington Carver "All men and women are born, live suffer and die; what distinguishes us one from another is our dreams, whether they be dreams about worldly or unworldly things, and what we do to make them come about... We do not choose to be born. We do not choose our parents. We do not choose our historical epoch, the country of our birth, or the immediate circumstances of our upbringing. We do not, most of us, choose to die; nor do we choose the time and conditions of our death. But within this realm of choicelessness, we do choose how we live." Joseph Epstein "Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child." Ron Wild "Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure...than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." Theodore Roosevelt "Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny." Carl Schurz "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear" Ambrose Redmoon "Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." Leo Buscaglia "Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all." Dale Carnegie "The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step." Lao Tzu "The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, or not to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly." Buddha "Evil (ignorance) is like a shadow--it has no real substance of its own, it is simply a lack of light. You cannot cause a shadow to disappear by trying to fight it, stamp on it, by railing against it, or any other form of emotional or physical resistance. In order to cause a shadow to disappear, you must shine light on it." Shakti Gawain "i'll be here just waiting for you, i'll be under your stars forever"SP "Insanity--a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." - R.D. Laing "Often the real test of courage is not to die, but to live." - Vittorio Alfieri "Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within." - James Baldwin "The past is but the beginning of a beginning, and all that is and has been is but the twilight of the dawn." - H.G. Wells "The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a glowing depth, beauty, and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvelous thing, it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of Divine accident." Sir Hugh Walpoe When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge (Reading this makes me wonder how much sooner man could have walked on the moon...had we listened to a child's fantasies. It is truly a pity that so many lose their gift of imagination to the steady hum of the status quo.) Albert Einstein I like the stars. It's the illusion of permanence, I think. I mean, they're always flaring up and caving in and going out. But from Here I can pretend... I can pretend that things last. I can pretend that lives last longer than moments. Gods come and Gods go. Mortals Flicker and flash and fade. Worlds don't last; and stars and galaxies are transient, fleeting things that twinkle like fireflies and vanish into cold and dust. But I can pretend. Olethros in Sandman Destiny is not a matter of chance, but of choice, Not something to wish for, but to attain. William Jennings Bryan Life is just a dream on the way to death. I believe there's a place where the restless souls wander, burdened by the weight of their own sadness. They wait for a chance to set the wrong things right. Only then can they be reunited with the ones they love. Sometimes, a crow shows them the way; because sometimes, love is stronger than death. The Crow, City of Angels Show me a heart unfettered by foolish dreams And I'll show you a happy man But only in their dreams can man be truly free 'Twas always thus and always thus will be Spoken by John Keating Robbin Williams, Dead Poets Society When I consider this carefully, I find not a single property which with certainty separates the waking state from the dream. How can you be certain that your whole life is not a dream? Descartes ... I don't know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out. Then it was nice ... It's like just before tha sun goes to bed down on the bay, those million sparkles on the water ... Like that mountain lake, it was so clear, Jenny, it looked like 2 skies, one on top of the other. And then in the desert when the sun comes up, I couldn't tell where heaven started and the earth begun. It's so beautiful ... Jenny, I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is. Forrest Gump "There are mysteries about our love. Things that neither one of us may ever understand because love is an emotion without limit and understanding. We know we love each other but we could never explain completely as WHY we love each other. Love is not a clock. You simply cannot take it apart just to see what makes it tick, and even if you could, you probably could never get it back together again." anonymous We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time. Art Buchwald Love lasts when the relationship comes first. There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart... pursue those. Love is friendship set on fire. Jeremy Taylor Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them. Disagree with them. Glorify, or villafy them. But the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. Think Different Apple The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. Oliver Wendell Holmes I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges "Life is too important to take seriously." Corky Siegel "We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another." Luciano de Crescenzo "Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them." Nathaniel Hawthorne "...they think that I'm strange... they say that I'm a dreamer... but I don't complain, though I don't have much to call my own. I know a place where I keep the best of things. I'm not gonna wait for my piece of heaven where there's a road, it leads to the promised land. I just turn the key, the key to the kingdom." The Kingdom "You say that I have no power? Perhaps you speak truly... But you say that Dreams have no power here? Tell me... what power would hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to dream of heaven?" Morpheus in Sandman Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ( Mark Twain) The day we lose our need for dreams is the day the human race forfeits its soul. (John Chiam) Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch is, and it darts away. Dorothy Parker There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to-minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move. David Letterman Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music. Angela Monet "Don't walk ahead, I may not follow." "Don't walk behind, I may not lead." "Just walk beside me and be my friend." --Albert Camus I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who have not got the guts to bite people themselves. August Strindberg I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I have not lived. --Thoreau-- (also in Dead Poet's Society) "If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend." Stone Temple Pilots "Don't be dismayed by goodbyes, a farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again is certain for those who are friends." Richard Bach "Don't cry when the sun is gone because the tears won't let you see the stars." Violeta Parra "All our young lives we search for someone to love. We chose partners, change partner. . . all the while wondering of there's someone, somewhere who might be searching for us." Kevin, The Wonder Years "Tomboy - all right, call me a tomboy. Tomboys get medals, tomboys win championships, tomboys can fly. One more thing: tomboys aren?t boys." Even though we said goodbye, remember we watch the same sunset. "people tell you to be yourself...like youself is some defined thing." mscl And Pooh gave Christopher Robin the biggest Pooh hug he could give because he knew that goodbyes were not far away* "False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine but leaving us when we cross into the shade." If you really love someone write their initials in a circle not a heart because a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever. "I could rush and be on time, but I would rather be a few minutes late and enjoy the ride" "Some people used to believe the Earth was flat. There are some people today whom I'd love to push off the edge, if I could make it look like an accident." Eromon D'Alyzala (b. 1942) Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down* -Oprah Winfrey "Love is friendship set on fire." Jeremy Taylor "Love lasts when the relationship comes first." "There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart... pursue those." "The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer." Oliver Wendell Holmes "a hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house i lived in, or the kind of car i drove...but the world may be different because i was important in the life of a child" "When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take the step into the darkness of the unknown, we must believe that one of two things will happen. There will be something solid for us to stand on or we will be taught to fly." -Patrick Overton "Every now and then, we find a special friend, who never lets us down, who understands it all, reaches out each time I fall. Youthe best friend that I found. I know you can't stay, but part of you will never ever go away. I'll make a wish for you and hope it will come true; that life will be kind to such a gentle mind. And if you lose your way, think back on yesterday. Remember me this way."--Remember Me This Way "you are one of the best things that's ever happened to me. you're my love and my best friend. And every day that goes by, it seems like i discover something new about you to love. It's incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life. You touch me in a way no one else ever has and give me so many reasons to smile. I've never been so happy...and ive never been so much in love." "Too many of us stay walled because we are afraid of being hurt. We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care as much or not at all." --Eleanor Roosevelt DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY: "I believe in making the world a safe place for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't hink children should be having sex."-Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."-Jack Handey I hope if dogs take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. (Jack Handey) "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." xxxxx--Aristotle "When you smiled you had my undevided attention, when you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you, when you cried you had my urge to hold you, when you said that you loved me you had my heart forever." The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another. --James Matthew Barrie Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell and when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough. --William Saroyan The issue isn't whether you're paranoid, It's whether you're paranoid enough. --Strange Days Hannibal Lecter: How did you catch me, Will? Will: You had disadvantages. Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages? WIll: You're insane. --Manhunter "If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer." --Ace Ventura, Pet Detective i'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special -steel magnolias Oh, Veronica Vaughn. Soooo hot. Want to touch the heiney. Billy Madison "Life Is What You Make Of It, So Live It Up Today, Because Yesterday Has Passed And Tomorrow May Never Come" "Don't shirk away from challenges... keep reaching for that star, that sky" Rick Moore "You are all destined for greatness if you wish to achieve it...and I'm countin' on ya" Rick Moore "The night is my companion...solitude my guide...and I would be the one to hold you down, kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away...my body aches to breathe your breath, your words keep me alive" Sarah McLachlan "I love you smile at me, I love the way your hands reach out and hold me near...I believe this is heaven to no one else but me" Sarah McLachlan "I tell you how I feel but you don't care, I say tell me the truth, but you don't dare, you say love is a hell you cannot bear, and I say gimme mine back and then go there for all I care" Fiona Apple "Excuse me, think I've mistaken you for somebody else, somebody who gave a damn, somebody more like myself" Jewel "Remember the good times that we had...we let them slip away from us when things got bad" Sarah McLachlan "In good times and bad times, I'll be on your side for ever more...thats what friends are for" "I miss the little things... oh, I miss everything" Sarah McLachlan "We've gotta start feeding our souls, not our addictions or afflictions of pain to avoid the same questions we must ask ourselves to get any answers" Jewel "In case you failed to notice, incase you failed to see, this is my heart bleeding before you...this is me down on my knees" Jewel "These foolish games are tearing me apart,and your thoughtless words are breaking my heart" Jewel "You're stretchin' out your arms to something thats just not there" Tonic "Im so tired, but I cant sleep...standing on the edge of something much too deep...funny how I feel so much but cannot say a word...we are screaming inside, oh, but we can't be heard...so afraid to love you, more afraid to lose...clinging to a past that doesn't let me choose" Sarah McLachlan "I wanna be there when I'm outta town and when your whole damn world is crashing down" Blessid Union of Souls "Cause you don't know what you have 'till your everything is gone" Blessid Union of Souls "I wanna be there when your nights are long and when you're feeling like you don't belong" Blessid Union of Souls "And when you're hurtin' baby, so am I and we'll both cry...there's nothing stronger than our love" Blessid Union of Souls "Hey, little girl, keep dancing...hey, little girl, keep dancing alone...'cause theres not enough time in your life to stay here" Tonic "If you could only see the way she loves me then maybe you would understand why I feel this way about our love and what I must do...if you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says...when she says she loves me" Tonic "It's so safe floating in the glass while above all your troubles pass...just be quiet...they'll all go away" Tonic "I wish I'd seen you as a little girl, without your armor to fend off the world...I would have kept you underneath my wing...I would protect you from everything" Tonic "Deep within Im shaken by the violence of existing for only you" Sarah McLachlan "I know I cant be with you, I do what I have to do... and I have the sense to recognize that I don't know how to let you go" Sarah McLachlan "Every time Im close to you, there's too much I can's say and you just walk away... I grieve in my condition for I cannot find the words to say I need you so" Sarah McLachlan "These are the times to remember, they will not last forever. These are the days to hold onto, cuz we won't although we want to" Billy Joel "What I wouldn't give to find a soulmate...someone else to catch this drift" Alanis Morissette "All I need now is intellectual intercourse" Alanis Morissette "We'll love you just the way you are...if you're perfect" Alanis Morissette "We make up for so much time a little too late" Alanis Morissette "You're the sweet crusader...you're the last great innocence" Alanis Morissette "Don't you know you're riding on a carousel that's going nowhere round and round and round...when will it end?" Meril Bainbridge "Don't ever be afraid to open up your eyes so you can see tomorrow" Meril Bainbridge "We underestimate the beauty and the power of one" Meril Bainbridge "You slowly fade and yet still remain as if to say everything matters in such an invisible way" Poe "Cause it's just another one of his Jedi mind tricks" Poe "I waited for the light but it never shone" Poe "And I had a feeling that I belonged, and I had a feeling that I could be someone, be someone, be someone" Tracy Chapman "We are bound together in our desire to see the world become a place in which our children can grow free and strong. We are bound together by the task that stands before us and the road that lies ahead" James Taylor "I just told my dreams and you made me see that I could walk into the sun and I could still be me and now I can't deny nothing lasts forever" Darius Rucker "He wasn't claustrophobic, but he had a logical and healthy fear of being confined in an extremely cramped place ninety feet below the ice, in the Arctic wilderness, while surrounded by fifty-eight enormous packages of explosives that were ticking rapidly toward detonation. He was funny that way." Dean Koontz "I always knew that looking back on the times I cried, I would laugh, but I never realized that looking back at the times I laughed, I would cry" "We have your balloons punk!" Dave Letterman "If you give a smile right now, I'll give you the whole damn world" Leo Roth "If they give you lined paper, write the other way" "So take me as I am...this may mean you'll have to be a stronger man." Meredith Brooks "Wherever you go, whatever you do...I will be right her waithing for you" Richard Marx Only as high as I reach can I grow, Only as far as I seek can I go, Only as deep as I look can I see, Only as much as I dream can I be. Live life By Mercy Are you guys Santa's or Thieves? If you are Santa's, give me a present. If you are thieves, let me join you. Is there any life without danger and hardship? without such things, weak humans will die off in mere tens of years. . . . . . . Course if they die, then that's that. "Happy family are all alike, but unhappy family are all unhappy in their own different ways" It means happy people are boring "When dealing with people, let us remember that we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity." "Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?" "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?" "Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?" "OK, so what's the speed of dark?" "Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." "I'm not insensitive, I just don't care." "Forget I said that. Apparently the only good cactus is a burnt cactus." "The only good cactus is a dead cactus!" "Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon." "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." "The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity." "Cause when push comes to shove You taste what you're made of. You might bend, till you break Cause it's all you can take. On your knees you look up Decide you've had enough. You get mad you get strong. Wipe your hands shake it off. Then you stand." "Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes." "I will destroy you!" "Many have tried, some have failed." "Why are you trying to destroy me? I only nuked you!" "Knowing is independent of being. I did not know you existed before you bumbled in here and ruined my nap. Yet that doesn't mean you weren't real before you woke me" "Don't take the world for granted, for karma comes back around." "The longer I spend on this earth, the more convinced I am that other planets use it as an insane asylum" "I dream of a day when I will learn to stop asking questions to which i regret learning the answer" "Pretend you know what you're doing. There's a chance nobody will notice. It's worked for me for years!" "Your chances of getting struck by lightning increase if you stand under a tree, shake your fist up at the sky, and yell, 'Storm's suck!'" "There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!" "The newscaster is the person who says 'Good evening' and then tells you why it's not." "Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." "Sorry, mind closed until further notice." "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car." "If you wish not to be destroyed, you will leave me alone." "I did NOT escape. They gave me a day pass." "Have a nice day but leave me out of it." "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself." "Behold! The All-American weapon of mass destruction: choking on a pretzel." "Are you a side effect of my medication?" "And to think, you're the end result of millions of years of evolution." "Always forgive your enemies, because nothing annoys them more." "5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions." "Death is a way to escape pain. Those who die just to escape are weak and don’t deserve to live. Those who are killed because they are weak are being sifted away from those who do deserve to live. Those who are strong will live through the pain and suffering to become more powerful." "Violence is not the answer to everything...But it sure does Help!!" "Sanity is for the weak!" "Chaos is the Ultimate Balance in the Universe. Both Good and Evil, both Right and Wrong, both Order and Darkness... to lose Chaos means to lose Everything." "The only way for peace to commence is for a war to prepare it." "Everybody lives and everybody dies, so live life like a psycho, so there's never a dull moment." "Humans . . . can be cruel. I may fit the image of the demon . . . but humans . . . are the true images of our hopeful persona." “I’d interact with humans more often if there were some that behaved like the species they were born into.” “If Knowledge is Power and Power Corrupts, Study Hard and Be Evil.” "Never argue with an idiot, for they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." “You know who isn’t you know what, and you know why, and you should at least not act like a you know what. Now do you under stand what I am you know talking about?” "love and hate are pointless, emotional masks are necessary, hope is indeed hopeless, and everything that you fight for is taken for granted" "If you can't do something right, don't try it!" "Samurai who stop to gloat over dead enemies soon become dead enemies themselves. Learn from the past ... but don't live in it. If you live in the past, you won't be living in the future" "The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of." "Lying is done with words . . . . . and also with silence." "A short saying often contains much wisdom." "How many legs does a dog have if you call its tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg." "The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself." "Faith is not belief. Belief is passive. Faith is active." "If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right." "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." "Life's not worth living if you don't have something worth dying for." "Humans have the incredible ability to reason logically and come to the wrong conclusion." "Death is just another word for immortality." "Love is a token of blood given to another." "Never fly higher then you can dream." "Sanity is overrated." "Smile: Life is hilarious." "Save a horse, ride a zebra." "AHHH! ...oh, never mind, it's just society...Wait...AHHH!!" "The meaning of life is simple: To know what the meaning of life is." "I don't like reality; I think I'll move back to my own little world." "Whoever said nothing was impossible must have never tried to slam a revolving door." "I went crazy once, you should go too, nice place, crazy is. Crazy? I went crazy once..." "Aliens smart enough to come to Earth would be smart enough not to come to Earth." "Think, then act. Not act and then think about what you just did." "I can't afford to fall in love because in the end I know that when I fall, the other two will fall, but take the beating." "I'm just a doll; I have no life of my own." "Practice makes habit, not perfect. You can't achieve perfection without practice, but even then, it's not perfect because nothing is." "Fear is one of the main reasons why war is created; they fear other's power." "Killing is an option, but it's not right to kill. Though, it's everyone's desire, by human nature, to want someone dead." "Wield your blade with one fist and hit with the other." "We can't look forward in the future, that will only bring us down. We need to focus on what's happening right here and now." "The heart is like a beating drum; once it stops beating, you know it's all over." "Life comes after death, but what comes after is unknown." "It's not that I don't like you...it's just that I'm not ready to get hurt." "You must find the door to darkness in order to get to the light." "Seeing is not believing, but believing is seeing." "If I were one animal, I would be a bird because then I could fly away from my troubles, but I would only return to them when I come back." "At least I'm trying to be different, whereas everyone else is trying to be the same." "Inspiration is one thing, but your heart and soul are something completely different." "Persons visited by an angel quiver with a thrill unknown to the rest of mankind!" "You were always watching...what a pity you never quite managed to see." "...And it's very difficult to kill someone when all of your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!" "I was alive and I had never lived." "Ah, well, Hell is full of burning boats, did you know that, Nadir? I daresay that's what makes it so bloody hot." "From the moment of my birth...my destiny was to be alone." "Darkness is my power and it has a mind of its own." "Whenever there is light there is always darkness." "Humans are all alike. They only wish to dominate over things in order to be in complete control without showing their fear." "You can't live in fear. If you do, you are worthless to your own strength." "Everything dies...that's the way of life, living and dying." "I bring my aggression towards others that way they can learn to get courage just by standing up to me." "If you were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with you; I'd jump first to catch you at the bottom." "Don't suffer from insanity. Enjoy every minute of it." "Hold you friends close, but your enemies by the throat." "Don't hit people who's age is higher then their IQ." "Don't lie to save other people's feelings." "If you can't convince them...confuse them." "Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die." "If at first you can't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "Eat five bars of chocolate per day. Chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are vegetables." "If at first you don't succeed, redefine success." "Don't steal...the government doesn't like competition." "Why let reality spoil your day?" "He who has the last laugh obviously thinks the slowest!" "Never take life seriously...nobody gets out alive." "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." "Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example." "If you can't beat them, hug them and pretend you're gay." "Things to do if you're evil - http:///filmtv/overlord.html" "Evil is not a philosophy! It is neither a means nor an end. It is attitude and a lifestyle. Make no excuses. Support no ideology. Never explain. You're evil. Just do it." "Think from outside the box. Collapse the box and take a fucking sharp knife to it." "Don't annoy me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." "Don't vote - it only encourages them." "'Smile,' they said, 'Life could be worse!' So I did, and it was." "Synonym: the word you use when you can't spell the right word, and therefore can't find it in the dictionary." "Never cry over anyone who won't cry over you." "Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back." "Order is for idiots, only geniuses can handle chaos." "Team spirit means mob mentality." "Don't think you're on the right road just because it's a well-beaten path." "It is better to fail in originality then to succeed in imitation." "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." "I try not to break the rules, but merely test their elasticity." "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." "When some folks agree with my opinion...I begin to think I'm wrong." "Illegitimis nil carborundum = Don't let the bastards grind you down." "Raptus regaliter = royally screwed." "If vegetarians eat vegetables, beware humanitarians!" "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." "If you don't run your own life, someone else will." "To achieve success: Break all the rules." "Work. Buy. Consume. Die." "Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion." "Nothing improves the memory more then trying to forget." "If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!" "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing." "Never trust someone who says 'trust me'." "I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message." "It is the nature of evil to be secret." "I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn." "You try to drink the pain away, but these bad things are here to stay." "If I couldn't have your love, I would damn well have your hate." "Chaos, panic, and disorder - My work here is finally done." LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALADEATHDESTRUCTIONLALALALALALALA!! Random People Observations List: -Almost every bad thing that happens on Danny Phantom can be linked back to Jack's stupidity in some way. Take the ghost invasion in Reign Storm, for instance. That was caused by Vlad getting ahold of the skeleton key, and releasing Pariah Dark from the Sarcophagus of Ever Sleep. Now, in the previous episode, Million Dollar Ghost, Jack had thrown Vlad right into the exact part of the Ghost Zone holding the key. And even if he didn't do that, it was still partly his fault in the first place, because he gave Vlad ghost powers twenty years ago. The prototype mini portal actually would have worked if Jack hadn't poured diet cola into the generator. And, let's not forget, if all that did happen, it still wouldn't have been as bad if Jack hadn't been stupid enough to put the 'on' switch for the full-sized portal on the inside, thus giving Danny ghost powers as well. So, long story short, Jack's stupidity caused every moment of pain Danny suffered through. Even for the ghost attacks that Vlad or Jack didn't cause, it would still be his fault, because since he gave Danny ghost powers, he made it Danny's problem to clean up. And even if Danny was captured by the GIW and they tortured him, it would still be Jack's fault because they wouldn't be torturing him if he didn't have ghost powers. I'll agree with Vlad on this; it's all Jack's fault. -In all those shows. movies, books, and video games, where a character is being forcedly marched along by guards with crossbows or guns aimed at their backs, wouldn't it be funny if one of those accidentally fired? Then again, they'd probably have the safety on just to be on the safe side. But the character doesn't know that, right? -The most common cause of fatalities on Halo 1, 2, and 3, is needing to reload. -Whenever a character is intangable, aren't they supposed to fall through whatever they're standing on? Especially if you're a human in the Ghost Zone. Are the floors both ghost and human proof or something? -You can easily tell who made an ecto-weapon by looking at it's color. Jack and Maddie's have green ectoplasm with gray metal, Valerie's are a redish-pink ectoplasm with black metal, and Vlad's are gray metal with pinkish-red ectoplasm. Skulker's weapons are blue with gray-blue metal, while the Guys in White have white metal with blue ectoplasm. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALADEATHDESTRUCTIONLALALALALALALA!! One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me. Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies… Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALADEATHDESTRUCTIONLALALALALALALA!! The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord And the other 131 things are here in Cellblock A: http:///lists/dungeon_a.html and Cellblock B: http:///lists/dungeon_b.html You know, they never say anything about ghost-proofing their stuff... And here are some pieces of advice for the henchmen: http:///henchman.html And, of course, what would an Evil Overlord List be without... The Things I Will Do if I Am Ever the Hero And, The Things I Will Do if I Am Ever the Sidekick And what about, The Things I Will Do If I Am Ever the Hero's True Love And of course, there's also, The Things I Will Do If I Am Ever the Vampire And for the rest of you... The Normal Innocent Bystander's Survival Guide Hey, you know, what do you think would happen if each side read their own lists? A long and prolonging battle? Naw, I think the Evil Overlord would win in the end... LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALADEATHDESTRUCTIONLALALALALALALA!! 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