Hey I'm HRH Feline Queen aka Liz

to quote the esteemed Granny Weatherwax I ATEN'T DEAD

Full Name: do you actually care?

Age: 21

Gender: well if you can't tell by now then there is nothing that can be said for obvious hints

Location: UK

Coelectichi 962641 is my cousin

I'm a Reader but writers just don't write fast enough I thought fanfiction would quench my thirst but it hasn't more books need to be written.

I am writing stuff all the time but I'm not exactly continuing old stuff...I will post something new this year, I hope.

Favourite Reading material: Terry Pratchett's Discworld; The Chronicles of Narnia, Primeval, Good Omens, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Twilight, Bandom, Merlin and Classic novels :)

Favourite latin quotes:

Aegri somnia - a sickman’s dreams

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem. - In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - I will either find a way, or make one

Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum. -When you have a good grip on their balls, their hearts and minds will follow

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum. - Screw you and the horse you rode in on

Illegitimi non carborundum - don’t let the bastards grind you down

Memento, te mortalem esse - remember thou art mortal

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. -I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Nunquam commoda homini lupinotuum pectinem crinalem - Never lend a werewolf your hairbrush

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

Protestatem lateris atri nescitis - you don’t know the power of the dark side

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. - I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Si hoc legare potes, nimis educatuses - if you can read this, you are over educated

Sodomy non sapiens - I’m buggered if I know

Tua toga suspina est. - Your toga is backwards.

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! - May barbarians invade your personal space!

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! - May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I am sticking around

Disclaimer: anything you don't recognise I own but I would love to own all the characters that I use but unfortunately for me I don't

I am really proud of myself; I finished the latest Harry Potter in under 2 hours. This one was really written for a film and JK may be sorry to hear this but I way prefer fanfiction for example Harry and Ginny? so cliche. I don't care whether she wrote the books or not, she could have gone for a less obvious plot line.