Greetings, my minions.

I'm not a new author, I had another account, but all my stories were deleted; this time, I hope they'll stay intact.

I'm a guy, I live in Europe, and my main hobby's martial arts; I practice Taekwondo, Krav Maga, Kickboxing, and Iaido.

I will, for the most part, ignore that piece of crap that is book 6, unless there's some advantage to it; I wish JK would hire back the people that wrote the first four books for her, the series has been going downhill since book 5 (Just give them the raise they asked for, woman!)

I hate Snape and Draco, so if you're a fanboy/girl hopping to read good things about them, and to read boy/boy action in my stories, turn back now!

I also hate Dumbledore since book 2, and Ron since book 4 (before, he was just stupid and annoying ); Ginny is the perfect Scarlet Lady, so I will avoid and bash her too. Hermione, if she quits whining about rules and schoolwork, can be an ok character.

I favor Dark or Independent Harry, as he has turned into a little wuss in canon. Dumbledore's man? NO! Dumbledore's pet, more likely.

If any of my stories contain clichés, as annoying as they can be, it's because I'm unnaware they're clichés, or I simply couldn't come up with something better.

I will focus for now on Rivers of Blood, and will soon post a Naruto story.

Quotes:

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for to us you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

"Thief is such a rude word. I myself prefer the term forward thinking opportunist, or politician-in-training."

"If I was a Jedi force assisted, no hands, wanking would be a must. If I’m caught I just claim to be developing my fine control of the Force."

July 6, 2006

I won't be updating for the next couple of days, as I had an accident and will undergo a major surgery. So, give me a couple of days (if, of course, I survive the procedure; actually, the worst it can happen is losing my right hand, but hey, this is life, I took a risk and it payed off, even if I got fucked in the process)to stop the effects of drugs, another couple of days to convince people to bring me my laptop, and I'll type something sometime next week.

I´d also like to state that I'll never abandon a story, no matter how long it takes me to update; I'll update even if I end up with only my left hand. I'll only need to get used to typing with one hand (minds off the gutter, people.)

P.S. And may I point out that in these past hours I've learned a lot about the inner workings of my hands? Getting mauled, no matter what kind of sob stories you hear from some poor shmuck, is at the very least educational. I'll be going now, the nurse is getting pissed and the painkillers are wearing off. Ciao.

October 5, 2006

Sorry for not updating for so long, but my recovery has been an uphill battle and one that I ended up losing. My injuries were too serious, and my hand basically fell apart twice after surgery. That, combined with high fevers and infections in my wounds caused me to lose my right hand. Which is, you know, bad, me being right handed and all.

So, I've been spending my time learning how to write with my left hand, training in a sword style more suitable for left handed ppl so I can keep my job as Iaido instructor, and giving the phrase 'Typing with one hand' a whole new meaning.

I plan on having more free time from now on, however, so expect updates sometime soon.