Hey everyone!

Name - Jess

Age - wouldn't you like to know

Address - that would be telling

Sex - guess

Favourite colours: Blue, Purple, Silver

Favourite food: oat cakes (yeah I know its a little odd)

Favourite band: Don't really have one but I love Josh Groban's voice

I love going out with my mates on Saturdays and going on shopping sprees. : ) lol

I'm really bored so I though I'd write something on this. I've been on FF for ages. Only recently started writing though. I've done a lot of reading and loved most of it. I tend to stick to my fave pairings and that's it. Oh and I only write HP/SS

Might add more later. Bye for now!

Favourite fanfic pairings

Jareth/Sarah (Labyrinth)

Harry/Sev (Harry Potter)

Aragorn/Legolas (Lord of the Rings)

Lyra/Will (His Dark Materials Trilogy)

Elizabeth/Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)

Remus/Sirius (Harry Potter)

Morgan/Hunter (Sweep Series)

Emma/Mr Knightly (Emma)

Don't Like

Any person from the above with anyone else :)

Fave Quotes

I get everything I set my mind to -
now where did I set my mind?

If I was you, I wouldn't be me!

Denial is a good thing if used correctly.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Gustav Jung

Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde

I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Albert Einstein

"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or
'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates
hemlock is poison.'??" Socrates right before his death

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

How wrong is this!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.