Hiya!

I don't really do anything particularly noteworthy, so here are some fun facts about me that you probably don't even want to know but imma write anyway. Yay!

numero uno) I don't speak Spanish

numero dos) I would like to learn Spanish

numero tres) I don't like spicy food

numero cautro) I have dirty blonde hair which goes to the top of my butt, and blue/grey eyes

numero cinco) I live in the middle of freakin nowhere on some random mountain in Australia

numero seis) I try to be funny. In fact, for a few years i wanted to be a comedian. But then I realised how un-funny i was by watching an old video of me trying to be funny. I cried. So I do apologise in advance for if there are any cringy moments in my stories. They are most likely me trying something which I should not be allowed to do

numero siete) I only know how to count to six in Spanish so i went onto google translate for this one

Also, I enjoy constructive criticism, however, I despise hate. If you don't like something then why be there or look at it or listen to it? It's you who has put yourself in that situation, so don't drag other people down with your dumb crap cause no one but yourself wants to hear it!

But yeah that pretty much sums me up.

To anyone that actually bothered to read any of this, congratulations, you are officially my new favourite person/people.