In a different life Ash looks on his world from an unique perspective.

During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, things go wrong for Harry Potter. He'll soon discover that his problems are bigger than he feared... Much, much bigger. (Not to mention ridiculously fast, and impossibly dense.)

Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.

"Who writes the bingo book? Whose dumb idea was it to call me the Iron Maiden?" [OC/Self-insert] Summary edit: 15/04/2020

The average person can easily understand that when it comes to living in a crime-infested city like Brockton Bay where villains carve out their own personal fiefdoms, treating life like a game can get you killed. It's kind of ironic, then, that Greg Veder has always been far more serious about games than he ever has about life. (Worm/The Gamer AU)

A young Uchiha must flee Konoha when Shimura Danzo comes to take what is hers. Her father's summons aid her in taking refuge in a foreign magical community where the loss of her bloodline ability and inability to trust those around her stands in the way of gaining the strength to kill those that destroyed her family.

Shikamaru, Gaara and Naruto go back in time. Only Shikamaru and Gaara make it to the past.

Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?

Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen. [I'm sorry for the exposition dump. I've been trying for two years to figure out how to do it better but it just bogged down everything too much.]

A place for Outsider ideas that wont flourish to get the attention they deserve.

The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

Down in the Chamber of Secrets, as Harry was dying from the basilisk venom, something awoke within his blood that began changing him, body, mind, and soul. The destruction of the horcrux in his head kicked that process in the metaphorical balls. Now, what are Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, and Harry to do as a literal five-headed dragon? (Mostly fluff, no character bashing.)

Broken after losing her, he seeks to rectify his mistakes in the past... Rated M for mature themes, violence, possible lemons and harem. Time-travel. Time-travel fix-it. Pairings are as following for Adult Naruto. YoungNaruto/Hinata.

The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.

After her trial, Ahsoka Tano tries to find her own path without returning to the Temple. After all, they made it clear that she wasn't welcome there anymore. This, however, does not sit well with her former Master.

Yamanaka Inoichi is not impressed by the village's reaction to their new jinchūriki. With the help of his old teammates, he decides to take Naruto in and raise him alongside the next generation of Ino-Shika-Chō. Whatever lies ahead, Naruto will not be facing it alone.

Ten years previously, the Brockton Bay Brigade attacked Marquis in his home and defeated him; in time, he was sent to the Birdcage. What would happen if things went ... another way?

A betrayed and heartbroken 39 year old Harry Potter travels back in time to minutes before the Final Task of the Triwizard Tournament, and merges with his younger self. HHR; Harmony; BAMF Powerful!Smart!Independent!Harry; Severe Character Bashing: Dumbledore, some Weasleys and others. Manipulative!GreaterGood!Dumbledore. Rated M For An Eventual Reason

The sequel to "A Dramatic Reading" by White Squirrel - join Hogwarts and invited Ministry guests as they continue with a public reading of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", by J.K. Rowling. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *minimal quotations*, and White Squirrel's permission.

She calls herself Taylor Hebert. Yet, she is burdened with memories of another life, another series of trials. And in this world of gods and monsters, it is only fitting, that salvation would come upon the wings of an angel.

The killing curse may not have taken his life, but it did take away the life he was supposed to live. With no magic and his left leg paralysed, Harry is seen as little more than Voldemort's final victim. But being a wizard isn't the only way to be powerful, especially in a world of Pokemon.

Ideas, plot bunnys that won't let go, possible future stories. feel free to pick up the stories if you like them. Cover by Elandil.

The war is won, but at a terrible price. Seventy-six years later, Hermione decides to go back and make things right, once and for all. Time-travel fic. DISCONTINUED. Available for adoption.

When Goku was a child, falling and hitting his head erased his memory and completely changed his life. What would have happened if instead of making him forget, that incident had made him much smarter than he was? Meet a new Goku - who's much more clever, has a taste for philosophy, and a bit of a dark side... A 'rational' Dragon Ball fanfiction, inspired by HPMOR!

Y'know, I never realized how much the phrase about life giving you lemons resonated with me until all of this malarkey happened. I should be dead. Instead, I was dropped into the world of Pokémon, turned into a nine-year-old that looked nothing like I used to. To not take advantage of this supernatural opportunity was just stupid, however. And so, I became a trainer. OC-SI

An ill-timed outburst from Yamcha gives a few of the Z-fighters a chance to relive their histories. Who says only Saiyans can be the winners? Humans can fight too, damnit! Time-travel, not overly serious.

After dying, Harry Potter finds himself at a ghostly version of King's Cross Station, and meets a teen from another reality. Forewarned!Harry, AD bashing, Eventual Harmonious Angel [Harry/Hermione/Rei]; Lunar Hedgehog [Shinji/Luna]. Short chapters, most are less than 2000 words. (Crossover with Vertigo in some chapters)

All his life, Harry Potter had heard voices inside his head. He never expected to learn that the voices were his own. Five different Harry Potters, from five different worlds, must work together to survive life, school, and the second war.

5 years ago, Danzo decided the Mangekyo Sharingan was too important for Konoha to lose. Instead, the Uchiha were appeased by the death of their rival clan... at the hands of Neji Hyuuga. The changes this event causes will shake Konoha to its foundations, and force many webs of lies to come undone. Upgraded Byakugan, Dark!Hinata, NotAsDark!Sasuke. Rated S for Smash Mouth. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

Meet Ash Ketchum: hot-tempered, stubborn, and determined to do whatever it takes to be the world's greatest Pokémon Master. When Pikachu refuses him though, he ends up with a different partner, one that inspires a very different journey to the Indigo League.

Reborn as Harry Potter, Lelouch now has an entire magical world to sort out that, to his surprise, actually seems worse than Britannia. Known terrorists freely walk the streets. Corruption is rampant. A fool sits as the head of government. Oh yes, and every single eleven-year-old is given a wand that can replicate the effect of every geass he's ever encountered, including his own.

Hermione realized it began with a sense of Impending Doom and finished with a battle outside her tent. The deciding line between staying and helping Robb Stark, or returning to her universe, is getting harder to see the longer she's in Westeros. But it's a decision that she has to make, or it's one that will be made for her. Part 1 & Part 2 complete! Part 3 now ongoing.

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Imagine a version of Worm where Danny's not useless. Now imagine one where he's actually badass. Now push that all the way to its (il)logical extreme.

The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.

In a scarred and desolate Unovan wilderness, a criminal organization is doing what needs to be done, because no one else will. [one-shot]

The voices Harry heard, those no one else could, were the only ones that spoke kindly to him growing up. They had spread their whispers across the world to rescue him and at last, found a way- by creating a queen of serpents. The birth of the amber-eyed empress triggers a permanent change in Harry's life, as he enters a world of magic that seeks to either protect or destroy him.

Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.

This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Taylor Hebert usually triggers in her Locker. But what if an out-of-context being interfered? Features Queen Administrator Taylor. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a proportions joke.

Taylor's story doesn't always need to start in the Locker. Nor does her power need to be granted by Scion. What if a golden being a little more ... benevolent decided to lend a hand?

AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Danny and Annette Hebert had a dark secret long before their daughter Taylor was born. Now widowed, Danny finds raising his daughter harder than he expected. When he finds out that she is being bullied, his reaction may be ... extreme.

(based on my 'Misery Loves Company' challenge) They met for the first time in reality in a basement in Pentos, but the exiled princess and the boy who became a dragon had known each other in their dreams for years. With a bond between their souls, Daenerys Targaryen and Harry Potter, along with Jorah, are brought back to Earth by the Goblet of Fire, a blessing and a curse both...

Reincarnation wasn't something I expected, but I certainly wasn't complaining. Great mothers, psychic powers, a great older sister, really, on balance this new life was great. The fact that I also get to be a living legend of the Pokemon world was really just gravy. Semi-SI genderbent Red

Understand. Plan. Execute. Review. Arthur Shepherd is a soldier and physicist. After living for a hundred years he wakes up to find he is a 12 year old boy named Aang. Now he must use all his wits to not only save a new world but figure out what the hell is going on.

Assumed dead, the last Potter grows up an orphan until she finds a home with the Grangers. The family explores magic together, but not all is wonder and enchantment. A killer stalks the streets of Crawley, and the Dark Lord isn't as gone as everyone thinks. Fem!Harry/Hermione. Black!Hermione. Slytherin!Hermione. Grey!Dumbledore. Violence & Suggestive Themes.

In a different life Ash Ketchum looks upon his world from an unique perspective. (Discontinued. The rewrite, Symbiotic, is up. See profile)

Daniel Radcliffe loved remembering his time on the set of Harry Potter. One day, while walking through the park, he picked up a fallen branch nearby and swung it with an "Expelliarmus!" A streak of light streamed from the branch and knocked a walker's phone out of their hand.

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.

A few AU elements, the Sandaime makes a proactive choice he never considered in cannon. He always knew the environment in Konoha was neglectful and destabilizing for Naruto. He decides to send the boy away with someone who can nurture him. As a result, a more worldly and competent Naruto returns to the leaf years later. His story begins in Konoha, think you know it? Think again.

The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...

What's a nice Jewish boy like Anthony doing at Hogwarts? Well, for starters, his name isn't really Anthony. Winner of the Fanfiction Booker's Prize 2014. Year One complete.

A young soldier from a once great family is thrust into the future and ends up in an unfamiliar and bizarre world, where his presence can cause complications both ancient and modern. He inadvertently becomes a trainer through mere misunderstanding and sets off in a journey to discover his own self and where he stands in a world that isn't his own.

Two wandering strangers arrive at Konohagakure, claiming to be "engineers." This story will explore the odd ideas and technologies of the Naruto setting in a humor-driven manner, through the eyes of two scientifically-minded wanderers. Low action, and almost certainly not canon compliant by the end of it.

What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?

Dumbledore is of the Light, Voldemort is of the Dark, and both consider the Boy-Who-Lived to be the linchpin to all their machinations. What neither could have ever anticipated was a time lost Lady of the Sith entering the stage with her somewhat wary girlfriend. Now, Harry is in the nurturing hands of Darth Revan and Bastila Shan, who will gladly guide him to achieve his destiny.

AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?

The roots of Konoha's Will of Fire run deeper than anyone can imagine. Deep enough to bring together four people who had no one else. Deep enough to give them something to hope in, to fight for, even when there's nothing left.

Konoha has guidelines for engagement and Sakura is a bookworm.

Don't you hate it when you wake up and you don't know where you are? Me too, except I woke up in another universe. A semi SI OC story.

Where the falling Entity meets the rising ape, there's bound to be plenty of punes, and plays on Worm. A collection of DiscWorm crossover short stories. The stories will be independent of one another, except when they aren't.

Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

First impressions are a must in the magical world. It is a shame however that nobody ever takes the time to look beyond his face.

Taylor Hebert is unknowingly the descendant of a long line of Saiyans, but she doesn't discover her true power until she is saved by a mysterious martial artist.

Anakin Skywalker was dead, he was Darth Vader now, and he would fulfill his Master's orders in order to save Padme...except he was stopped before the Jedi Temple by his best friend, Iris Potter. Unfortunately it looked like she was ready to have some fun, her lightsabers golden glow dimly reflecting off her lightning bolt shaped scar. This wasn't going to end well.

Alchemy: that most noble of arts, the study of magic itself. After a decade of peace, whispers of a growing darkness begin. For the Flamels, their work has painted targets on them once again. An ambitious AU story expanding upon the magic of J.K. Rowling's wizarding world. No pairings planned, certainly not for eleven year olds! Will hopefully continue into the following years.

To escape the cold night on November 1, 1981, little Harry Potter's accidental magic kicks in, and he manages to turn himself into a snake and slither away before his aunt can find him in the morning. Raised by snakes, he forgets that he is actually a boy...and then one day he accidentally wanders into a place known by humans as the "Forbidden Forest".

Following a tragic turn of fate, Taylor is left on her own with nobody else. But less than three weeks after, she comes home to find a girl who claims to be both her new sister ...and the Simurgh. But that can't possibly be right, can it?

A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.

In the early days, being Uchiha Sasuke was taking on a role, wearing a mask. That is, until Sasuke chose to embrace who he was instead of clinging to the maybe-before he had vague recollections of. This is life; what choice is there but to live it? But, hell. It would be nice if life were easier to predict. (OC/SI as Sasuke) (Sequel to Transposed)

This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Enjoy

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

Without the two greatest wizards of the 20th century, the Wizarding World has stagnated. Harry, Ron and Hermione will force this uncaring world to conform to their beliefs.

In which Voldemort in all his arrogance forgets why the eldest Potters are feared by all of the old blood, and in doing so, unleashes the full force of their family against him sending Wizarding Britain aflame. Now enjoy watching Lord Charlus and Lady Dorea Potter lead Harry, Sirius, and company into one hell of a ride complemented with Marauder level hijinks.

When Orochimaru revived the First and Second Hokage, he wasn't aware that the technique's original caster had made certain... countermeasures. Free to roam the world of the living once more, how will things change when Tobirama Senju is told that his last remaining descendant was none other than Naruto Uzumaki?

Upon realizing his strange abilities, a young Harry uses them to run away from his hateful family. Given his importance to a world he doesn't know exists, how will life on the streets change the Boy-Who-Lived & the destiny he is fated? Will faith & family will provide what he never had? AU, Black Coven & political themes. Formerly titled "Break the Limits"

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

When Charmander finally finds the Jirachi he's been searching for to grant his wish for the perfect trainer, this is not exactly what anyone had expected...

Having lived a long life, the soul of an aged Harry Potter is sent against his will into another world, to be reborn as the child of Daemon Goldfyre, the King of the Stepstones and blood of the dragon. The dragons of the Narrow Sea may be of other colours, but their words are the same as those of their ancestors - Fire and Blood. (Plot-Bunny story)

When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind; from both it's own demons... and those beyond.

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

Ash Ketchum never did things by half. If he wasn't getting his preferred starter, he'd take the battlehungry ekans over any other.

Earth Bet is, frankly, in deep trouble. So, being the good neighbor he is, Arceus decides to make a champion of his own to help keep what little peace there is alive. In other words, Taylor Hebert is now a cute, pink, super-powerful bundle of energy. Brockton Bay will never be the same, for better or worse. T for language.

When Harry James Potter walks into Hogwarts for the first time, Minerva realises that she made a huge mistake in leaving him with the Dursley's all those years ago. If she does something now, will she be able to change things? And will the Lion and the Snake be able to work together? Divergence Point: Walking into Hogwarts. Series planned for future.

Naruto AU; everyone is a survivor, but that doesn't always mean you make it out unscathed. Sometimes the scars are more than physical. Team Seven pushed to the brink, a teammate thought dead, and a nation at war.

There was always another side of the story. Dumbledore might've wanted a perfect little martyr for him to push in the direction of Voldemort, a sacrificial lamb led to slaughter, but what he got was a wrathful pirate who was morally ambiguous and focused on defeating evils far older than Voldemort could even dream. BEING WRITTEN AS ITS OWN SERIES SEPARATE FROM HP

What's a nice Jewish boy like Anthony Goldstein doing at Hogwarts? Well, for starters, he goes by Yehuda instead of Anthony, he's a transplant from a black hat yeshiva, and he's just finished his 1st year, courtesy of Laazov's award-winning story Goldstein. Here are several imaginary scenes leading up to Anthony's bar mitzvah circa Chamber of Secrets, December Dilemma and onward.

'Twas in a moment of sudden irregularity, that I found my own self thrust into a life not of my choice, by an accident almost entirely of my own volition (Truck-kun was not involved in my death). Now, how to live with this new mask, when I'm used to not wearing any? OC-Insert as Sasuke.

An AU fic, where ninjas are clever and subtle. (Like, you know, ninjas.) Vaguely rationalist, inspired by that one aside in HPMOR.

Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

What if Naruto was adopted by the Uchiha clan after the Kyuubi incident? In fact, what if everyone had been just a little more sensible? How different could their lives have been? This is an adventure story focusing on the lives and relationships of Team 7 as they train and grow together. Rated T but beware, swearing and some bloody scenes. Semi rationalist.

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

After Voldemort's defeat, Helena had thought she could live a quiet life (as quiet a life as The-Woman-Who-Conquered could live). Fate had other plans for her, and one morning she wakes up in the Spine in Alagaësia. With a new companion by her side, and new friends at her arm, Helena takes on the world. Rider!Harry. Fem!Harry/Eragon. Book One of the 'By Wisdom and Courage' series.

Instead of a grim, Sirius Black had a different Animagus form, one that Harry adopted as his new pet. The result of a Reddit prompt.

Herschel Pinter leaves the oilam Hatoirah of his aunt and uncle and goes to Hogwarts where they learn Torah Ukishuf. At Hogwarts, he does all sorts of assurdika zachin like talking to noshim, and learning kishuf.

What if Krillin and Trunks had not destroyed Dr. Gero's lab? Well, you would get what happens when a superintelligent computer able to perform its own research and develop lethal new weapons is unleashed on the world with a single purpose: killing Goku...

AU divergence from the Johto episode Just Waiting on a Friend. Ninetales wished to be free, but more than that wished to no longer be alone. Joining the breeder who strongly resembles her lost master, Lokoko journeys out to see how the world has changed in the two centuries of her imprisonment, and learn what became of her old master. Gradual IllusoryShipping (Brock/Lokoko).

A chance meeting and Albus and Gellert would become inseparable friends, until the death of Albus' sister. But what if Ariana had survived? Almost a century later, a boy named Harry Potter would survive the Killing Curse, finally bringing an end to Grindelwald's war. Now, as he finds a place for himself at Hogwarts, there are signs that suggest that the war might not truly be over.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

The Dark Lord has been vanquished. Harry has seemingly won; he holds control of the Philosopher's Stone, the Line of Merlin Unbroken, and the Elder Wand, and has begun laying the groundwork for a global paradigm shift in the nearish future. But all may not be as it appears, and the fate of Reality Itself hangs in the balance. A sequel to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

Being petrified and having one's absurdly lucky best friend kill a big snake really gets a girl thinking. Where could they go from there? A midnight conversation leads to a promise to do better, regardless of breaking one, two, or a dozen laws along the way. With a definitely safe wand, allies expecting her to be the next dark lady, and a free summer, what is a girl to do?

Lord Vader has an unusual request for Senator Amidala, a shocking question, and an audacious plan.

AU - "A few tweaks here, a few snips there. Voila. You have the end of the world." Taylor will always be scary. It's just who she is. This time around, she just happens to have a very, very large family. Co-written with Alvor the Warhawk.

The first time Harry became a snake slithering through a forest, he thought he was dreaming. But he soon realised that in fact he was switching bodies with a magic snake. A very special snake who swiftly became his childhood friend – for when he came back to Privet Drive after body-swapping things were always better for him. Harry & Voldemort friendship, pre-Hogwarts, Dark!Harry.

Harry discovers Parseltongue a little earlier. As magic goes, it's not very useful. It's enough to make a few friends though. And isn't that enough? (Fem!Harry)

When Dean Thomas gets Harry to pose in front of the fire in the common room, several Gryffindors have their bubbles burst.

A curious Harry sneaks his cousin's discarded gaming equipment into his cupboard and promptly falls in love with the world inside Sword Art Online the first time he logs into the game. No Pairings. Pre-Hogwarts. Smart!Harry, Slytherinish!Harry, Shy!Harry, Stubborn!Harry, & Paternal!Klein. Full summary & warnings inside.

Show-verse. Jon has learned the truth about his parents and his heritage. His reaction isn't quite what Sam was expecting.

At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.

Lost... displaced. I wake in an unfamiliar bed, staring at an unfamiliar ceiling. This is certainly not my proper when and where. (Self-Insert, starts slowly.)

In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.

After being taken under Itachi's wing at a very young age, it is a very different Naruto who greets the Academy and the shinobi world.

After the battle ended, Harry and Ginny were in for one final surprise from Voldemort.

It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)

He had been cursed, and no one of importance seemed to notice. His parents, his brother did not seem to care. His beloved, his friends all slain because they tried to help him. He would get free of his prison, and those who cursed him would get their comeuppance. After all, revenge is a dish best served cold. And he had been locked away to plan his revenge for centuries.

Nobody said reincarnation worked perfectly, or that you'd end up in Konoha, or that you'd even end up in the canon universe. Kenta's not bothered by any of that. Reborn in Kumogakure to a clan of bloodline thieves, Kenta's more than happy to live his own life and follow his own ambitions, even when said ambitions take him to strange places. OC-centric.

Exiled for three centuries on a barren rock, Harry's saved by the crew of the Enterprise D. He makes it to the colony world his people planned to go to and finds they're just as insular as ever though Hermione and his friends set them on a better course. Their nuclear option, though, left Harry with no escape. A prophecy is once again in play and he's the Chosen One. Again.

A slightly different choice of Gendo after Yui vanishes shapes Shinji different. And like a stone thrown into water, the ripples grew wider with time. Now things won't be as they could have been. Shinji x Rei. - As of December 2017 this now is the vastly improved REVIVAL Edition!

She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash

Young Anakin reflects on the nature of slavery and freedom, and the slim difference between the two. Tatooine slave culture, Young!Anakin, dubious Jedi ethics. Complete.

In a world where Shinji Ikari decided the best way to fight SEELE was to shut everyone out, victory came at a cost. After the End, he now has to make up for what he thought he had to do, and face what it cost the people who meant the most to him, especially one in particular.

Chessmaster Volume I. AU. Harry discovers that cleverness is the best way to outwit Dudley and his gang, which leads to a very different Sorting. While Harry and his friends try to unravel Hogwarts' various mysteries, the political tension in the Wizengamot reaches new heights as each faction conspires to control the fate of Wizarding Britain. Sequel complete.

COMPLETE - Part I of 'The Other Champion' series - Cassius Warrington of Slytherin has been chosen as the Hogwarts champion for the Triwizard Tournament - now what? Based on a Tumblr post by crazybutperfectlysane and aplatonicjacuzzi - please do read them first!

There was no way Lily Potter would let her son anywhere near her sister, so she told Dumbledore about her cousin in America. After Halloween 1981, the Fentons gain another son. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Danny Phantom and related media.

Meeting by chance at the crossroads between life and death, Kushina Uzumaki and Lily Potter hatch a daring plan to ensure their sons don't grow up alone.

She is 63 years old when the Hokage turns up on her doorstep holding a baby that definitely isn't hers. My response to the 'old lady guardian abuses Naruto' trope.

During the chaos of the Blackest Night, a Green Lantern Power Ring escapes the DC universe. Who has the willpower to become a new Green Lantern? And was it the only one to escape? Across the ninja world, there will be light... and the dead will rise...

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

Antony 'Tony' Stark is the arrogant cousin of Ned who made his fortune crafting weapons for the lords of Westeros. He leads a joyful life, doing what he pleases and leaves the politics to others. But when violent attack nearly ends his life, Tony decides to take action and creates a hero for the people to rally around: a knight known as Iron Man. Book 1 of A Song Metal and Marvels

Petunia had always hated gardening, despite her love for flowers. And so Harry Potter, from a very young age, was sent out to the gardens to work. But when his hands brush against a stinging nettle, everything changes. Now a Harry with a bit of a different goal in mind is sent to Hogwarts, armed with a bit more knowledge.

With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

What if Earth Bet was the Earth where the Iron Giant landed? If now, 54 years later, the legacy of the Iron Giant was held solely in the little town of Rockwell by those grateful few? This is the story of his reawakening in a darker world where he is needed once again.

"...Naruto tied his hitai-ate around his forehead for the first time after three years... ...The only way back to the Leaf was to pretend he had regretted his actions..." Semi-AU, darker Naruto, NaruHina, early Kyuubi friendship.

Ronald Weasley follows in his father's footsteps, pushing the envelope of magical application to muggle science. As the forerunner of his new magical art, Ron is forced to make a universe-altering choice-one that spits in the face of magic, science, and logic. With a magic-generated Tipler cylinder and a dash of exotic matter, the world's first Technomancer travels back in time.

In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr

Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.

Naruto thinks it's a birthday surprise gone badly wrong which will only end when he finds where his birthday present has been hidden. Boruto and Himawari are desperate to get back to their own time. And, thanks to a misunderstanding, Hyuuga Hiashi is torn between arranging a shotgun wedding between Naruto and his twelve year-old daughter Hinata, or just using the shotgun on Naruto.

Events during Second Year have far reaching consequences that no one could have foreseen. Chapter 5 up

Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.

I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.

Senju Hashirama, Konoha's first Hokage, has a village to run. If people would just get out of his way and let him that is. And, who the heck is this Uzumaki Naruto character they keep mentioning anyway?

As part of the Triwizard Tournament, the Goblet of Fire may re-ignite after choosing the champions. This is a rare part of the choosing ceremony during which the goblet justifies its choices by showing something about each champion that influenced its decision.

After his death by a sandwich, a SI/OC finds himself reincarnated in Sunagakure with gaming mechanics.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

After everything Sasuke had done, maybe it wasn't too out-there to suggest that the whole point of this mission was to keep him far, far away from the village. But whatever, you know, he was getting paid for a year-long A-rank mission and all he had to do was put up with a bunch of civilian kids and a few idiots (namely idiots whose names rhymed with taruto). Easy, right?

When Tywin Lannister crushed the Reyne-Tarbeck Rebellion everyone in the Kingdoms believed he ended two noble lines. But thanks to one unique infant, one Harrion Reyne called Harry by his parents, some survived.

Oneshot. What happens when Taylor finds out she is a wizard, after re-incarnating in the Harry Potter verse three years ahead of Harry.

Harry's had enough. It's time to blow this popsicle stand. Turns out, leaving behind friends is harder than one might think however. And an unexpected lead towards a new life provides a surprise. Unfortunately life is rarely so simple right? Pairings: MAYBE Harry/Multi, starting off Harry/Hermione. GreaterGood!Dumbledore. Rated T may progress to M. On Hiatus.

Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.

One-Shot. Tobias Snape and Mr. Evans discuss their children and a hidden side of the magical world comes to light.

Ash is diagnosed with autism, but that's not stopping him from making a Pokémon journey of his own. On his travels, he will have friends who help him, gym leaders with differing views on autism, and (of course) Pokémon. Can he prove that autistic people can be capable of being trainers? Rated T for later themes.

Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.

In the early hours of a chilly November morning, Harry Potter nearly freezes from cold. That same morning, Yveltal just happens to be wandering in an alternate universe. On impulse, he chooses to save Harry, bringing him back to the Pokémon world. Well then...

There can only be two sides to a game of chess, unless someone plays on both sides at once. Another genius villain joins the mix, throwing the already delicate balance of powers on its side. Three of the greatest magical beings pitted against one another in deadly trials, only one can emerge victorious, and no, this isn't the Triwizard Tournament we're talking about.

Human civilization in the Pokemon world is built on stolen lives. After Ash's retirement from training, Pikachu is chosen to lead a rebellion, but she doesn't know where to begin. Taking Takeshi Shudo's idea for a Pokemon rebellion and running with it. Eventual Krazyshipping, brief Palletshipping, unrequited Pokeshipping. Team Rocket occasionally breaks the fourth wall.

Harry is at the end of his rope; he's no saviour, he's just a frightened and hurting adolescent who has been asked to do too much. The prophecy was the last straw. Can McGonagall do something now? Or is it too late? Trigger Warnings on individual chapters although suicide is a strong theme.

This story is dead and WILL NOT BE UPDATED. It may be rewritten at some point, but that is a very far off thing. Check my profile.

When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

A little girl of mysterious origins will become the driving force that will change the very nature of Harry and Hermione's relationship with each other. Moves from canon, disregards epilogue.

When a thief by trade is reincarnated into the toddler body of one Raiga Uzumaki, missing Godson of Tsunade Senju and Jinchuriki of the Nanabi no Kabutomushi he understands one thing: this was gunna suck. Still, he mused, there was so much he could do for the people of this world! He could stop everything before it- Nah. Let's just mess with the main characters. (Up for adoption)

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.

The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.

Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

Oneshot! How did Beerus become the God of Destruction? Was there ever a life before it?

The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone – the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation.

Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

Naruto has lost count of how many times he's been kidnapped. It's a routine by now, really; get kidnapped, escape, ignore the fact that no one missed you. Naruto also lost count of how many times he wished someone helped him but no one did. It's fine, though, because he can save himself and heroes are just for kids anyway. Oneshot.

One-Shot. The birth of the Eighth Endless, the being formally known as Harry James Potter.

They thought they were stopping a future dark lord, but they were only creating one... AU

Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!

A worm AU - Taylor Hebert lost more than just some dignity when she was shoved in the locker. Infections hospitalised her and destroyed her vocal chords. In desperate need for people to pay attention, her powers developed rather differently. Mostly only T, but erring on the side of caution due to language and such.

After the war a paranoid Harry Potter discovers something amiss, and sets out to find and hopefully save Hermione Granger. Due to circumstances beyond his control, time throws in a twist.

It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.

COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.

The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.

Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year

Minister Fudge is about to take the last step to kick Albus Dumbledore out of the Wizengamot. He didn't count on the Lady in powder blue.

Sequel to 'On Crimson Wings', and dealing with the effects of the Draconic Duo, the Crimson Couple, on their fifth year at Hogwarts... and its effects on them. There'll be knights, dragons, damsels in distress, magic and mystery, sorcery and suspense... and love. Can Harry and Hermione keep their secret, with as many challenges as they must face? H/Hr, and some others as well...

Lily Potter comes home for the Holidays during her 5th year and it is apparant to everyone that something is wrong. As Harry tries to figure out what's going on with his daughter, secrets are revealed and chaos follows. Lily/Scorpius and Harry/Hermione

A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.

A little tale of a demon who dared to be...different.

Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter

Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.

Harry and Hermione are both lonely children. They meet at Hogwarts and form a strong bond of friendship, with undercurrents of love.

Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.

AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?

All Harry Potter, age five, wanted was to be part of a loving family. Can one desperate wish, a little wild magic, and one Ash Ketchum give him what he wants? Story is AU, No pairings, Evil!Dumbledore. Story Edited 12/14/12 w/ minor changes & new omake. Story is still COMPLETE.

How long can a society survive when it can't say "idea"?

Hogwarts is alive. Familiars are more than mere pets, and Harry Potter has a destiny far greater than he knows. Enemies of the Heir, beware, for under his guidance a new future will be forged, either for good or for ill.

In ten minutes, existence will seize to be.

It is only days later – four, to be exact – that Severus feels a twinge of something in his gut. He's carefully bottling potions when it hits, the desire for mist against his skin, dark ryegrass beneath his feet. A small boy with green eyes standing at his toes. [Sequel to What it Is.]

For Harry Potter life was never really an option. Marked by a cruel fate with one single purpose, he now steps forth to fulfill that very purpose with one final sacrifice. For Hermione Granger there is only one place to be, one person to stand by, one purpose to follow. And follow she will, to whatever end.

Harry has experienced the strange phenomenon known as Déjà vu his entire life. Now he may just be about to learn the truth when he meets a certain mousy haired Witch.

Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?

What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.

It is not a day for children, but Severus knows that he will come. The boy is always here on lonely days.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.

In the five years since the Final Battle, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley have struggled to cope with the mysterious disappearance and apparent death of Hermione Granger. There are deeper and darker purposes at work than Harry yet realizes.

The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.

*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.

AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?

Harry sees a small light from his window. Upon investigating he finds Luna. Planting Roses?

A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.

The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.

The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.

Percy Weasley overhears a snippet of conversation in King's Cross Station, and rushes to prevent a witch from revealing magic to Muggles. The resulting events provide a surprise for both parties....