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![]() Author has written 14 stories for Fairy Tail, Hunter X Hunter, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, and Voltron: Legendary Defender. PEN NAME: SakuraPetal91 NAME: Eh. AGE: Nope GENDER: I can't man up. I'm a girl. ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible Jesus says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven." Okay, I know this is long, but it's so beautiful that as a Christian, I had to put it on here. An atheist professor of philosophy asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes, sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student. The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" "Yes, sir, I would." "So you're good…!" "I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?" The student remains silent. "No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. "Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?" "Er… yes," the student says. "Is Satan good?" The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No." "Then where does Satan come from?" The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments. "That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?" "Yes, sir." "Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?" "Yes." "So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil." Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?" The student squirms on his feet. "Yes." "So who created them?" The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?" The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do." The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?" "No, sir. I've never seen Him." "Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?" "No, sir, I have not." "Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?" "No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't." "Yet you still believe in him?" "Yes." "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?" "Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith." "Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith." The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?" "Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat." "And is there such a thing as cold?" "Yes, son, there's cold too." "No, sir, there isn't." The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees. "Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it." Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer. "What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?" "Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?" "You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. "In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?" The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?" "Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed." The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?" "You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. "Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. "Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?" "If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do." "Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?" The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed. "Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?" The class is in an uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean." The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter. "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. "So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?" Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith." "Now, you accept that there is faith, and in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?" Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil." To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light." The professor sat down. Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know. Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe. But we, as writers, know them to be wrong. A writer is a person who dreams. A person who expresses. I am a writer. I dream of a world where anything is possible. I express myself in ways others dare not try. Signed, Azariosiza Leixym PKAquaFlame hopefulheart108 cooler1220 AlphaDemon SakuraPetal91 If you are a writer, and believe in these, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your pen name underneath "Signed," (The following wasn't me personally.) I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. A woman can preach A woman can work A woman can fight A woman can build A woman can rule A woman can conquer A woman can destroy Just as much as a man can
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" Boys Aren't Jerks Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Boy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not! Please, it's too scary! Boy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Boy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl: *hugs him* Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down. Boy: I love you babe. In the paper the next day... a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight, then you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl." Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks." If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. 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Wise Words: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say "That was fun!" “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door. Rng the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? Kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Life sucks and then you die. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction. Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds; sometimes I have to wonder if I'm a goldfish. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on babbling. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work and then falls over. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. He who laughs last didn't get it. When one person has an imaginary friend, their considered crazy. When multiple people have an imaginary friend, it's called religion. Why is this? I don't regret the things I've done. I regret the things I should have done when I had the chance. No one can promise they will never hurt you because at one time or another they will. The real promise is that the time you spent together will be worth the pain at the end. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Nobody is perfect...I am a nobody...therefore...I'M PERFECT!!! What happens when you get scared half to death twice...? When you feel stupid...just remember that somewhere in this world is an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH" The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know and the more you forget. The more forget, the less you know...SO WHY BOTHER TO LEARN?! I plan on living forever...so far so good! If you know that you know nothing, you know more then someone who doesn't know that he knows nothing. Last night I lay in bed, looking up at the stars at the sky...and I thought to myself..."WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING!!!" Smile! It makes people wonder what you're thinking! You all laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you're all the same! Robin Hood is a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men, Sleeping Beauty always slept in...and our parents wonder why WE are bad?! Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice? Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. I didn't say it was your fault... I said I was blaming you! In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday! I think therefore I am...I think. I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you think. Future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep! I'm not a loser by nature, it's just a born talent. I am going to tell you a dumb secret. I like to talk to myself, because I like talking to people like me. I don't want your help! I'm good at destroying! You are not a complete idiot; there's still some parts missing! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they don't want to see anyone else suffer the way they do. If you're ever being insulted, remember these comebacks: "Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement." "You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it." "Did you just call me lame? Because being lame means one is unable to walk normally. I can walk fine, so technically I'm not lame. But thanks for the concern." [Came up with this one myself :)] [From here down bold is the insult] I’d slap you, but I don’t want to get slut on my hand. If I wanted to hear from an ass, I’d fart! The 80s called. They want their haircut back. You must’ve been born on the highway, because that’s where most accidents happen. Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up? Tell your mom I said hi. Does that shirt come with a dimmer switch? Kiss my ass! Do your hear that? It’s the sound of no one caring. I may be fat, but you’re ugly, and I can lose weight. You have something on your chin. No, the third one down. Nice tan. Orange is my favorite color. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better argument than yours. If you were anymore of a bitch, you’d have puppies. Is that perfume or marinade? I’m busy now. Can I ignore you later? That’s funny. You’re giving my middle finger a boner. Don’t get your panties in a bunch! Do they make those pants in men’s sizes? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass. How’s the wife and my kids? Someone call animal control! We’ve got a stray bitch running around. If I throw a stick, will you leave? It looks like your face caught on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a fork. My name is Sarah If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this. Re-Post the below if they apply to you See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just a douchebag. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN When you go in the sun you turn RED When you're cold you turn BLUE And when you die you turn PURPLE And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. My name is Nora Remember: Say NO to drugs! Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop. If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew,Jessica01, Kitsunelover300, Flying Dragonite. LeafeonLover, MitzvahRose, No.1DigiBakuFan, AlphaDemon, SakuraPetal91 I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, inkoftwilight, maximumride8899, Cupcake68, greysky3,SKYGIRL68,TheOfficialBookLover, AlphaDemon, SakuraPetal91 Real Friends: FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Fairy Tail fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!.. 1. Natsu 2. Juvia 3. Erza 4. Lucy 5. Wendy 6. Happy 7. Gray 8. Pantherlily 9. Cana 10. Carla 1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before? Wendy and Carla? Well, nope. 2. Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? Well, Erza's hot for the male audience... I'm a girl, so I dunno... 3. What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant? Gahahahaha!! Happy? Get Natsu pregnant?? Seriously? Gahahhaha!! 4. Do you recall any good fics about 9? I don't usually read fics centering Cana so... 5. Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? Gray and Juvia? OF COURSE!! GRUVIA FOREVER!!! 6. 4/8 or 4/9? Lucy/Pantherlily or Lucy/Cana? Let me think... NEITHER 7. What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship? If Gray discovered Erza and Pantherlily in a secret relashionship, I think he'd announce everybody that they're in a relationship! I can even imagine Gray after that... ''Gray ( looking like a mummy in all of the bandages ): Worth it!'' 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a 2/6 fic. Juvia and Happy aren't that close. When they are forced to stick togetherfor the whole day, they find out they have many things in common... and that Lucy isn't Juvia's love-rival after all! 9. Is there a such thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story? Lucy and Carla in a fluff story? Happy just got a new love rival!! And he doesn't care his rival is a girl and doesn't actually have anything to do with Carla in a romantic way!! 10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic. Natsu and Wendy? Ok... ummm... ''All by ourselves''. I think of this as an AU... Maybe I'll write a fic with this title someday... Maybe... 11. What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1? Lucy seducing Natsu would probably end with Natsu being too dense to realize what she's doing and Lucy ending up probably hurt by his idiocy. 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number 7/9 slash? Gray and Cana! Lol I like the pairing but I have no friends who read FT Fanfiction! ;_; 13. If you wrote a songfic about number 10, what song would you choose? Carla? Probably ''S.C.A.V.A.'' by Hollywood Undead (You know, when she thought the reason she was born was to kill Wendy in the Edolas arc. I think that's how she felt that moment...) 14. If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be? WARNING! Lots of Scary Erza stares and Scary Erza death threatenings along with Juvia's Rage!! 15. What pick-up line might 8 use on 5? ...I cannot think of any pick-up line Pantherlily might use on Wendy 'cause HE'S A FREAKING EXCEED!!
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