A/N: OSU! Happy (late)April Fool's~! Are most of us hangin' in there!? Ye...?
Ah, well...
...pleh, just...just read the fanfic...please...while i getcaught up here...
Enjoy~!
Happy April Fool's Fairy Tail!
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
"SHUT UP NATSU!"
Right as their fists collided with each others face, the wall of Avatar headquarters busted down, smoke and debris quickly filling the room and just as quickly disappear, a vision of scarlet coming into view.
"...Oi, this scent..."
"Eh?...Is that..."
"Oh goddammit..."
"Gihii...didn't think you'd show up yet..."
For what beheld their eyes was none other than the great Titania, the blade of purgatory still held out in her rage as she slowly stepped into the room. Erza had returned, with Jellal and Co. in tow.
Her eyes first traced the slumped forms of Lucy and Happy, and then that of the two fools(namely, Natsu and Gray) whom she was most definitely going to unleash her favorite can of ass-whoop upon.
"Waifu, targets have been located. Awaiting the next command set."
"...Jellal, dearest...Sema the pink one if you would,"she said, and aimed her most cold and hateful glare,"I'll deal with the mental one."
Gray gulped as a most devastating and familiar fear wracked his resolve,"Uhhhhh...oh heyyy there, Erza...ehehe...*gulp*...S-so h-how've ya been lately?"
"A-ahahaha! J-Jellal, y'know I can take you, right? L-like in the tower, r-reme-"
"Sorry, Natsu...but as long as I am on this path of redemption, and as long as my waifu demands it...TRUE HEAVENLY BODY MAGIC: SEMAAAA!"
As they watched Natsu launch toward the heavens, Erza turned back to Gray,"So, what do you think you're doing here, huh? You think you can get away with removing your family mark and join up with some Zeref fanatic group, Fullbuster? Huh!? Is that what you think!?"
"Well, uh, y'see, it's fo-"
"Oh no...no no no. No. You gon' learn today, you are gonna learn some shit t'day, son."
"N-nnonononononononononono! Erza wait! Please! Uhhh, i-i-it's a joke, 'kay!? H-happy April Fool's~ h-hehehehe!"
"The gig is up, Gray. Let Nee-sama take care of you now."
Those screams were endless the day that Avatar disbanded.
.
.
.
Omake~!
"And what have we learned, Jay-chan?"
"That Papa was being stupid, and that's why Auntie Erza beat him up."
"Very good~! Ahh, Mama's soo proud of you~! So smart, just like Papa-sama~!"
"Mama, what about Ame-chan? Ame-chan wants to be smart like Nii-sama too~!
"No! Mama, Ame-chan's keeps clinging to me!"
"Only 'cause Ame-chan loves Nii-sama~! And Nii-sama let's Love Rival Nashi-nee-san touch you~!"
"No I don't! I don't know how she punches so fast, I can't even block. Ugh, Mom! Make Ame stop, please!"
A/N: Yes, I know, I KNOWWW...IT'S FREAKIN LATE...
...forgive me? *stares with doki doki kawaii kitty eyes*...pwetty pwease?
...
Your patronage is most appreciated!
R&R~!