So bored...

I'm studying art at the moment. And I like reading and writing stories. I like slash the most but I absolutely hate Mpreg. I generally hate fics in which the main character is pregnant/ has children. So whatever you're expecting from my stories Mpreg,really just preg won't be in them.

I'm pretty amiable and rarely mean anything bad. If you feel like I did then you have my sincerest apologies

If your one of those people who looks forward to Christmas every year regardless of age copy and paste this onto your profile

These are some of my favourite quotes

'I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.'

Sam spade(Humphrey Bogart) in The Maltese Falcon

'If you want girl,call her and say: I good man; you good woman...'

Mr.Ditkovich (Elya Baskin) in Spider-man 3

'Oh! Americans! Strange people, lovely Manners.'

Laura Henderson (Judy Dench) in Mrs Henderson Presents

'Sometimes the sphaghetti likes to be alone.'

Primo (Tony Shalhoub) in Big Night

'To eat good food is to be close to God.'

Primo (Tony Shalhoub) in Big Night

'Nobody move! Dropped me brain'

Jack Sparrow (Jhonny Depp) in Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End

'Bless this highly nutritious microwaveable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.'

Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) in Home Alone

'We need to analyze that burger, to find out if it used to be people.'

Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

'We don't sell things. We sell dreams.'

Vendice Partners (David Bowie) in Absolute Beginners

'Dicvorced Americans are the most unhappy people, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.'

Dr.David Townsend (Rob Reiner) in Bye,Bye Love

'Why don't you dress up like a human being? No one wil recognize you.'

Hawk-Eye (Alan Alda) in M.A.S.H.

'Courage isn't being free from fear.Courage is being afraid,but still fighting on.'

Unknown

'Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of the truth.'

Albert Einstein

'Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupdity; And I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein

'Be daring,be diffrent,be impractical,be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the Play-It-Safers,The creatures of commonplaces,The slaves of the ordinary.'

Cecil Beaton

'Anything that humans can imagine is a possibilty in reality.'

Willy Karen

'Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strenght to endure a difficult one.'

Bruce Lee

'In the end,it's not going to matter how much breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.'

Shin Xiong

'If you can dream it,you can do it.'

Walt Disney

'Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.'

Alfred A. Montapert

'True friends stab you in the front.'

Oscar Wilde

'If sorry could get you forgiveness what would be the point of having a hell in this world?'

Unknown

'I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity.'

Edgar Allen Poe

'Ordinarily he is insane, but he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.'

Heinrich Heine

'It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them.'

Dame Rose McCaulay

'Love all,trust few.'

W.S.

"I'm not saying I'd kill a kid and fuck 'em, I'm saying if I found a dead kid in field and it wasn't raining I might take a shot. I don't know, I haven't been in that situation."

Louis C.K.

'You don't have to be gay to be a supporter, You just have to be human.'

Daniel Radcliffe

'My father will hear about this!'

Draco Malfoy ( Tom Felton) in Harry Potter

'Chaos, Disorder, Mayhem. My work here is done.'

Unknown

'My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.'

Unknown

'I'm not questioning your honor, I'm denying it's existence.'

Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage) In Game of Thrones

'When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than to avenge it?'

Eleanor Roosevelt

'Don't live like there's no tomorrow, that's stupid. But live your life like it's a story that you would want to tell someone else. A little fun, a little exciting, a little sexy, and always off key.'

Phillip DeFranco

'Is there a movie I think I should have won the Oscar for? Yeah. All of them.'

Morgan Freeman

'I must govern the clock, not be governed by it'

Golda Meir

'Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.'

Victor Hugo

'I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!'

No Strings Attached

'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.'

Unknown

'You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.'

I Set My Friends On Fire

'Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.'

Eleanor Roosevelt

'I respect your opinion; I just think it's stupid.'

Unknown

'I said I had my reasons. I never said you would understand.'

Unknown

'I like human beings. I like them very much individually. But when they gather in hordes like this, they appear to lose their humanity,and they are transformed into this many-headed,ferocious monster called a crowd.'

Albus Dumbledore in "To Kill You with A kiss" by Paimpont

'Screaming is bad for the voice,but it's good for the heart.'

Conor Oberst

'Promises are like crying babies in theaters, They should be carried out at once.'

Norman Vincent Peale

'One day you will have to choose between what is best for the world and what is best for you. And I hope you tell the world to go screw itself.'

Tsutsui in "Caught in a Thousand Strings" by Thai Tea Addict

'Women belong in the kitchen, men belong in the kitchen, everyone belongs in the kitchen - the kitchen has food.'

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