WittyRejoinderhide bio
 Poll: Should I publish stories which I have a pre-written chapter or two of (that do not interfere in the slightest with updating my other stories) or not? Vote Now! |
Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Supernatural. Hullo there! I'm just a twenty-four year old who fancies herself a clever little thing (and isn't half as clever as she'd like) with little else to do and an abundance of time to whittle away. I read, I write, I draw, I sing. This account is where I publish my cliché original characters as self-inserts stories simply because I enjoy reading them and like to think that mine are a cheeky, maybe even something approaching clever answer to the reputation of the genre. It's all in good fun, and if a single person enjoys my work, I'm satisfied. I also have no idea what to say in these introduction things, so ignore my obvious ineptitude and instead be charmed by my easy-going, sardonic appeal! Thank you for everyone who voted in the poll. I will be publishing a few chapters I had written so tell me what you would like to see more of by reviewing them once they're up! I hope you like them! WittyRejoinder uses Personality! It's super (in)effective! Hahahahaha...*edges away slowly* Did I mention I don't know what to do with myself when it comes to these introduction things? I think I did. Yes, I'm definitely sure that I did. Er, look! What's that over there?!?!?! WittyRejoinder has left the awkward introduction. |
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Edge of Tomorrow by DayStorm reviews
The Original Hybrid would not be the first fictional character from a fictional world Amanda Warren would discover was actually terrifyingly real. But when Klaus is snared by the same trap that first captured her, the two are thrown into a whirlwind of parallel universes. (long-fic/au)
Crossover - Originals & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 10/13/2019 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Klaus M., OC
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7382 - Favs: 15,857 - Follows: 18,070 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Enigma by Marshmellowtime reviews
"Must you always disappear all the time?" "Well, if I didn't, you'd have nothing to look forward to." She was a curse, something that didn't belong in this world. She'd lived only for herself, but she'd fallen in love with a world she didn't belong in, one filled with wars and troubles, and she'd do anything to protect it. Sinbad/Oc/Kouen
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 351,624 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 9/30/2018 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Aladdin, Sinbad, OC, Kouen R.
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,373 - Follows: 5,146 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 11,331 - Follows: 13,435 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
The Mafia King by erimies reviews
Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 1,038 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Luffy, Reborn - Complete
The Other Side of the Mirror by SlimReaper reviews
DISCONTINUED. "I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose." Loki arrives on Earth in wrath, but his fall through Chaos has shown him other possibilities, other endings, other paths he might've taken. The difference? A woman... Mirrors and Shadows AU. Loki/OC. Warning, graphic flashbacks, torture, Loki's life is terrible, everything is awful, you've been warned.
Crossover - Norse Mythology & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,874 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Loki, Loki
Mirrors and Shadows by SlimReaper reviews
DISCONTINUED. A sequel to After The Fall. Loki returns to Asgard, but are the Æsir ready to make peace with him? Loki/OC, Thor/Jane, possibly some Darcy/Fandral, Odin attempting non-dickish parenting with mixed success, and who knows what else. Lemons and retold mythology FTW!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,797 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Thor, Loki
After the Fall by SlimReaper reviews
After Loki falls into the shattered void of the bifrost's destruction, he finds more than he expected. Lemony goodness and non-canon fun. What can I say, I love it when the bad boy gets the girl. Loki/OC, Thor/Jane, prequel to Mirrors and Shadows. Enjoy!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,162 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6354 - Favs: 17,124 - Follows: 5,980 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
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If At First You Don't Succeed reviews
In which I am unceremoniously thrust into the life of Elena Gilbert and decide to do something about it, more or less. Of course, things are rarely as simple as that. SI/OC-Insert. For the many people that ask: Chapters 1-20 follow the show very closely, more about subtle changes and character dynamics. Becomes wildly AU starting chapter 21.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 264,647 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Elena G., OC
A Crown of Twelve Stars reviews
She was just your average Supernatural fan. Then, she got sucked into the show and had to adapt. Now, she's finding out she's got some kind of bond with these angels and is meant for 'greater things' in heaven than on earth. Mary didn't sign up for this soulmate/destiny crap, but getting to meet Dean Winchester is kind of totally worth it. SI/OC. Feat. Copious amounts of Crowley.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/12/2019 - Published: 4/18/2019 - Castiel, Lucifer, Gabriel, Michael
Peace is a Lie reviews
((There is only passion.)) She was another person once, in another life, another world. Perhaps that was why they gravitated towards each other. They say that opposites attract, but like goes with like and he wanted to drown in the darkness with her. She would save him from himself in the only way she knew how. His chains would be broken - she would set him free. Sith!SI/OC-Insert.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC
Rise of the Dragon reviews
Harry Potter would do anything to go back, to make things right and save them all. But the Master of Death is bound to the Void; all he can do is watch in the dark, watch his other selves fail, again and again. Until one doesn't. Driven by a vision of a life in which he was happy, the Master of Death steals a soul bound for paradise...and nothing will be the same again. Grey!SI/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,319 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Gellert G., Tom R. Jr., OC, Regulus B.
