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Author has written 7 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. Weell ... About me? Uhm T_T ... This is hard... Female. Born, raised and living in Mexico. I'm currently in the uni. likes: Music, Art, currently obsessed with watercolors. good stories, now enamoured with fan fiction. Anime and manga. In movies: Horror, historical ones, musicals (the well made mind you), thrillers (the most I think...) and of course fantasy and sci-fy. cats, dogs... well most animals really... but no the moths!!! (They are evil... And they like it...I know it!!!) meeting interesting people. PEACE!!!! MY FAMILY!!!! My friends. COFFEE!!! COFFEE!!! COFFEEE!!!!!! I love it, love it with all my heart. Dislikes: MOTHS!! They are E-V-I-L Here is proof: josefactor. wordpress. com /2010/06 /29/ so-moths-are-evil/ Only one example of their evil ways. I absolutely, completely hate Mary-sue stories. No matter how well written the story is, that horrible splotch of character always sucks all the enjoyment I could get from the tale. No matter how tempted you are, please, PLEASE don't use them. Superpowerful, immortal, flawless and completely perfect characters. The same as above, the flaws and quirks and even mistakes of the characters is what makes them so enjoyable, I think. For me is terribly boring to see a perfect character that soars above any trouble without breaking a sweat. Racism (one of the most idiotic things I can think of) War and senseless violence. I just can't make a good profile...I can't think anything more at the moment, but I would like for my stories to talk about me :)... Ahora en español, por supuesto. La razón por la cual no escribo en mi lengua nata. No es por falta de interés, sino más bien por una terrible falta de tiempo. Al escribir en Ingles me ayuda a mejorar mi aprendizaje del mismo. Y ¡Oh sorpresa! Funciona. Espero poder escribir alguna historia en español aunque sea una corta, ya que veo un poco abandonada el área de habla hispana. :( What the hell, let's put some random things here: You might be addicted to coffee if... You grind your own coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you stand still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You’ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other people’s fingernails. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. People use your hands to blend their margaritas. You can type sixty words per minute …with your feet. You jump-start your car without cables. You don’t sweat, you percolate. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before realizing it’s not plugged in. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You’ve built a miniature city out of little wooden stir sticks. People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee takes too long. You channel surf faster without a remote. Your coffee mug has a picture of your coffee mug. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. You short out motion detectors. You don’t wait for the water to boil anymore. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. You help your dog chase its tail. You soak your dentures overnight in coffee. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked. You answer the door before people knock. You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You have strongly considered hooking yourself up to an IV filled with coffee and carrying it around with you at all times. You look at your expenses for the month and see that you spend more on coffee than clothing or food. You look at your expenses for the month and see that you spend more on coffee than clothing or food. You openly judge others on their coffee orders and are vehemently anti-Frappucino. You sing Harry Nilsson’s “Without You” at karaoke and mentally dedicate it to coffee. You have gotten a number of your friends addicted to coffee, because people who are around you always end up drinking it more often than they ever would elsewhere. You plan to be buried with a to-go cup in your hand. You don’t believe in Santa Claus; you believe in Juan Valdez You plan on — if you ever win an Oscar — thanking coffee in your acceptance speech. You have named your don’t remember what life before coffee was like. Caffeine overdose? pft! Pansies... You once tried to give up coffee and replaced caffeine with crying spontaneously. You can’t get that addicted to smoking or alcohol, because you only have room for one addiction in your life. Your body is 80% coffee, 20% thinking about how to get more coffee You might have a problem. |
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